Josh and the entire production crew were getting impatient and angry, "Where the HELL is she? It's been over an hour, and she's LATE. PLEASE don't tell me that she is still that dumb, and got lost. I am NOT IN A GOOD MOOD."

Lindsay finally arrived, and she was shockingly underdressed. She was wearing black jeans, and a shoulder-less gray sweater, clearly looking stressed as she barged in, "Sorry about being so late James. The GPI or whatever it's called kept on changing the roads, and telling me a bunch of different addresses that I didn't understand. Anyways, I'm here." She was still very stressed out and fidgety, as she tried fixing herself as much as possible.

"Yes, because you doing the bare minimum should warrant a huge congratulations," Josh sarcastically snipped, while rolling his eyes. He grabbed a stack of pictures, "So I am going to show you a picture of the group of people you competed with on your four seasons, and you describe... meaning explain your thoughts on them... during the show, and since the show up to the present. Do you get it?"

She rolled her eyes, "I'm not a fucking dumbass. Just give me a picture." Lindsay got her wish, and was introduced to a picture of Alejandro, "He isn't a good friend. He claimed that he was good friends to Tyler, but he was flirting with me during the first few days. I did entertain it, because I was still mad at Tyler for hooking up with Leshawna, and I wanted to piss her off too. Everyone heard gossip about what he did to Bridgette, I backed off from him, and then what he did to Leshawna. He was a one-trick pony in my opinion, and did all of the stuff Justin did in the previous season, so I was over him by the time I was booted from the season. What no one knows is that Al tried to contact Tyler (and me to get to him) A LOT in between seasons, but neither one of us accepted it. Some of the cast members started spreading rumors about the two of them, that we had to deal with on the boat trip. When I was on "All-Stars", I was confused with him suddenly appearing, and him mentioning that he was there the entire time, since no one thought he was in the robot suit when he was walking while we were on the yacht the year earlier. He's an attractive man, but kind of a dog with no tricks. When he was eliminated, I told him that he needed to stop ALL types of communication with Tyler, since we were going through issues at the time, and I know that Tyler wanted to be like him at the time."

Josh wanted to stir the pot a little bit, "So you and Beth became close friends pretty quickly, but it seemed like you befriended her because you know that you were better looking than her, and needed the confidence boost to make up for your lack of intelligence. You then turned on her twice in the first season because you were too weak of a person to think for yourself."

"That's not true at all. I wasn't friends with Beth because of that. She had fun energy that makes you want to smile, and she wanted to improve her life. She saw me as someone to look up to, and no one saw me like that, so I found her to be cool. We got along from the beginning, and Beth told me all about her Girl Scout stuff, which I thought was cool, but I was never really allowed to be a part of it, since I would "ruin their image". The Girl Scouts said that to me when I was younger, and I think it was because I was too... developed, even back then, whatever that meant. They also said that I wasn't smart enough, and I was 8 at time time. Anyways, she helped me with keeping Tyler a secret from the others, especially with Heather, and she asked me for help with her fashions, so we would have fashion shows and stuff. I regret not standing up for Beth when I did, but I thought that she was doing too much, and put herself in danger, which was why I turned on her. I knew it was a mistake after the fact, but I thought Hannah was the more supportive friend. I remember being eliminated, and Beth kind of told me off, which made me cry, but we got over it."

"So, how was things in "Action"? There is no Heather to blame for your dysfunction, and you both were fighting over Justin, despite him showing more affection to Owen than he did to either one of you? Also, you both also said some horrible stuff about one another."

Lindsay was in thought for a bit, before she started speaking, "I think everything was too good from the point I was booted on the first season, to the point of the second season. We wanted to go to Milan, France... I mean Paris, and we planned that even before the season started. Justin was using the both of us, and we thought he was really hot. I think she got mad because I was the "hot one", and she saw that as some sort of insecurity by calling me "tanorexic". That was so awful. I did feel like she started relying on me too much, and was using me as a way for her to feel better about herself. We got over that pretty quickly, but we wanted to play the game, and I was the one that had to tell her that Justin was like Heather. She got mad that I didn't believe she had a boyfriend, but she was talking about how much she wanted to f.u.c.k. him. Anyways, we got closer after the season, and went on the trip to Paris, which was great, despite us getting arrested. She would invite me on the Drama Brother tours, and she was a great support system after I was booted from "World Tour". Beth wanted me to help her with her makeovers, so that is exactly what I did. We lived together for a while, and had a few businesses together. There has been a bit of distance because I don't care much for Justin, and tell her that he uses her for support emotional, I mean emotional support, but dumps her after he gets his fill."

"Interesting commentary," Josh added in a shocked matter. He grabbed another picture, "So what are your thoughts on your Team Victory member Bridgette?"

"Bridgett? Well, I didn't care for her in the beginning to be honest. I thought she liked Tyler, and was trying to get with him because Jeff was a big loser at the time. They were always together, always ended up in weird... compromising-ish positions, and it would piss me off, since EVERYONE knew how much I liked him. Heather was also telling me some bad stuff about her trying to be the "top blonde girl". We did have some fun at the merge in the eating challenge, and she helped me do yoga while eating the pizza, so that was cool. I didn't have a chance to speak to her after that, and until we were on Team Victory. We cleared the air, since she felt that we still had some air to clear, and Al had the two of us work together through the first episode, where we got along really well, and got to know one another. Her, Leshawna and I cleared things up, and... things kind of took off. It was very fun. Girls doing girl things, girls appreciating what girls have, all of that stuff. When we were all booted, we spent a lot of time together, hosted a bunch of girls days, went to strip clubs, and all of that. Tyler and I had some fun with Bridgette and Geoff over the next year or two, especially on the boat. We aren't the closest, but we're okay."

Josh smirked, "Yes, we heard about the ménage-a-trois between the three Victory women. Not shocked Heather pulled off her useless bullshit due to being bored. Anyways, what are your thoughts on Cody?"

Lindsay got the picture of Cody, and had a more ambivalent look on her face, "I remember helping him and Beth hide their... hookups on the first season, which I thought was SO CUTE because two nerds who never had romance dealt with their first experience, while being on TV. It's kind of a good thing it never aired, since the purple girl is a NUT! He did try flirting with me first in the very beginning, but I didn't care. I didn't really interact with him on the third season at all, but I DID see him on tour. For someone who acts like such a ladies man, he got the LEAST ladies out of the 4, by A LOT. I did notice that he was trying to cause a lot of drama with Beth, so I had to call him out, and there was a little bit of drama there. Overall, I have not had much conversation or time with him over the years, and there's no relationship there."

"So we are gonna move onto Courtney, who claimed that you played dumb for convenience, is the example of white and pretty privilege, and is a slut. What is your response to that?" Josh took some glee in relaying that to her.

All she could do was sigh, "I never cared for or liked Courtney. Even from the first season, she just complained about everyone not kissing her butt, and not listening to her, but it was because she was horrible, and couldn't back up her mouth with actions. Sadie told me about all of the horrible things she did, so I was already turned off with Courtney. Seeing her get booted right after was swift karma, and no one felt bad for her, since NO ONE liked her. People only kept her around because Duncan bullied them into doing so. When she came back on the second season, she was a NIGHTMARE. All of the demands she was making, suing the show, and all of that was causing them to lose their budget, so the girls and most of the cast tried to do a walkout thingy."

Josh was reminded of that, "Yes, a few people did mention that, and I thought it was a bit too far to be honest. You all should have thrown the next elimination challenge, and gotten rid of her then. How did you feel about her flirting with Tyler? She claimed that you cheated on him several times, and slept with some of the other men."

"We DID try to throw challenges, but a little light in my little brain thinks that Chris and the other producers pulled a few tricks to keep her around. Even if you look at all of the immunities she won, it was odd, because she never kept up those performances in the other seasons. I think she got enhancement pills from Christian, since he wanted her and Dunc to continue fighting. I did not appreciate her flirting with Tyler whatsoever, and I knew a part of it was because she wanted to get revenge on me, and I already knew she and Bridgette thought he was attractive on "TDI". I confronted her about it when we were on the yacht, and she couldn't come up with a reason. I felt bad for her when she was on "All-Stars", but she was still as bossy, miserable, and toxic. Though she claimed she was over Duncan, she would glare at him and Gwen the entire day. She was also whining about Scott when she got booted."

"You and DJ were the last two members of Team Victory, and he was booted a few days after you on your first season. How was dealing with DJ like?" The interviewer asked.

She received his picture, and shrugged her shoulders, "I didn't think much of him on the first two seasons, since we never really interacted, and all I knew about him was that he was a soldier for Duncan. He did cook for everyone, so that was nice, and would help me with dieting and working out. He was too up Duncan's ass during the first two seasons, and I think he felt guilty over the show, and the stuff Duncan and Geoff got him into, which he told me all about in the third season. When we were on the third season, he was so paranoid, and had to be consistently looked after, but he was still more normal than Harold, Leshawna, Bridgette, and Zeke or whatever his name is. We got really close during that time, and his confidence was getting better,... until it wasn't. I did get mad at him a lot. Being in the final two with him was nice, and we did bond during that time, but we aren't really close like that after the show."

Josh swiftly moved on, "Alright, so Duncan is the next person we're going to be talking about. You competed with him on all four of your seasons, so you must have a lot to say about him."

Lindsay had a blank look on her face when she saw Duncan's picture, "Dunce was very creepy in the beginning. He would give me these looks that I was later told was like a predator, and would weirdly flirt with him. I never found him attractive, and never got why the other girls went crazy over him. I mean, his legs are a quarter as long as his body that starts with at... I did not like that he noogeyed deers, and I called him out on it a few times. The meltdown he had over me winning the XTREME TORTURE challenge over him was very disturbing, and it was a lot worse off camera. He literally spazzed out, and burst into tears several times about it, and this was AFTER Harold was booted. Duncan did compliment me on my biking skills once he got to Playa, and said that I would make a good mechanic. We didn't speak much in "Action", and I found him to be very crude and rude, especially with how he bullied Trent, and continued to bully Harold."

"He REALLY cried over that? LMAO," Josh laughed his ass off. "What did you think of your date with Duncan on the second season?"

"He was even worse than I thought. Duncan is such a BORE to speak to, and really has nothing to say. He doesn't listen to women, he doesn't respect women, and he laughed at me the entire time we were watching that movie, when it wasn't awkwardly quiet. We tried getting Duncan out a few times during that season, and it was clear that he relied on Courtney for everything that season when she returned, and hid behind her like a little baby would hide behind its mother or older family member. I did not respect him laughing at me when I was booted either. Luckily we spent only like 2-3 days together on the last two seasons we spent together, though he was harassing Tyler at Playa des Losers, which was SO NOT COOL. This happened at "World Tour", and he never made it to "Playa" in "All-Stars", due to being arrested, which was a LONG time coming," the bubble bonde rambled.

Josh got the next two pictures, and was lackadaisical about them, "I am sure that you don't have much to say about either one of them, so you could just use one word each to describe the first 2 boots EVA!"

The blonde woman took both of their pictures, "I just remember Ava pulling my hair when she returned to make sure that Bridgette got a horrible punishment. I guess she knew about the weird situation with the two of us from the beginning. Overall, she was very scary and unlady-like. There was a lot of drama with her, Beth, Katie, and Sadie by the time I got to the Aftermath in the third season, so that was not fun, and I had to argue with her a few times too. Zeke was of course horrible to the women, but when he was partnered with Beth and I, we did see another side to him. He was kind of sweet, but awkward, and wanted to learn and improve. He had a lot of hope for doing great things. Something happened from then to the third season, since he acted like a cocky know-it-all, and no one was feeling it at all, since it was just embarrassing. I knew that him and Harold had some sort of beef, but I don't know why he would listen to Harold for the challenge. He kind of did himself in, though I feel bad for what happened to him."

"Alright, now we are going to talk about the party dude Geoff," he said, while giving her a picture. "I don't remember either one of you having much interactions whatsoever."

"We didn't speak much. He was just a cool party guy, but was under Duncan the entire time, and he looked dumb because Duncan didn't even like him that much anyways. I did like seeing him and Bridgette together whenever they were hanging out, and they were the cutest couple ever. Jeff would always try to make everyone have fun behind the scenes, since he would throw parties and events for everyone. We didn't have much conversations or hung out much until I was voted off from "World Tour", and I saw that he was really struggling through the season. Bridge and I became friends, and when Tyler joined, we all had A LOT of fun together. We got to know them as people, and realized that we weren't that different from one another. We hung out in public a lot during that time, spent most of the time in the boat thingy during the next season, and they made Tyler and I feel REALLY pleasured. Both of them knew what they were doing, hehehehehehe. Sucks that they cut a bunch of people off after their relapse and after the spinoff."

He wanted to move on, "So Gwen is next, and all I remember about the two of you is that you would passive aggressively insult her, and she would outright rip you apart. What did you think of her?"

Lindsay had a blank look on her face when she was given Gwen's picture, "I knew that she didn't like me from the beginning, and took her anger out on me, since I reminded her of a lot of people in her real life, which JUST ISN'T FAIR! Gwen reminds me A LOT of the horrible vampires I would see in movies and TV, but I wouldn't judge her for it. I confused communion and communal, BIG DEAL. She didn't have to make fun of me for it. While I didn't care for many of Gwen's behavior, I didn't thinks he deserved everything Heather and I did to her, though she would also do something that would cause me to not care very much. She would try to get me to move away from Heather, and while I appreciated it later on, I thought at the time that she was just doing it to cause trouble. When she started pranking Heather back, I started warming up to her, but I did notice that she became harsher to me again after Beth was booted. I was really rooting for her to win, though a lot of it was mainly to piss Heather off. We were a lot closer on her short time in the second season, and she even let Beth and I do her makeup. That even happened on "World Tour", and "All-Stars". She really started opening up, and started judging people less, which I respect. I apologized to her about pressuring her to throw the challenge later on, and she knew about the drama with Leshawna, and told her that she was wrong, which I respected. She also knew that I did not want to be on our last season, and felt that the producers set me up. I knew that she was pissed at Duncan for signing on behind her back. We don't speak though overall."

"What are your thoughts on Harold? I don't recall you two interacting, despite him getting involved with Beth in one way or another, and being on Team Victory together?"

"We didn't speak much. I do remember that after the Boney Island challenge, he pulled me aside to question me about why I was flirting with Trent, especially after Tyler was booted. I told him that it was innocent, nothing was happening, and even if it was, it wasn't any of his business. He did have good intentions, so I thought it was a positive after that. We hung out with Beth and Tyler at the resort, since they were both of our friends, which was nice. The two of us were on the second season together, and we did give one another relationship advice, which was nice that we had... that in common. We started working together from the Justin boot onwards, he would sing and rap to all of us, and H-Bomb has some MAD skills."

Josh wanted to get to the good parts, "So I heard that you two went to tour with the Drama Brothers, and then the whole drama with Leshawna and Tyler happened there. Did you two ever hook up? And how did you feel about the drama that happened there?"

She dramatically sighed from the memories, "That was TOTALLY a mess. We were both in complicated relationships, that were kind of not relationships, and then it was revealed that Leshawna and Tyler were hooking up while they did those shows. We all got into a HUGE phone fight, and Harold was a good support system for me. We became very good friends during this time, and he told me to not wait for people who don't care anymore. We had a lot of fun once we were out of the season, and hung around at the Aftermaths. I appreciate his knowledge, and being comfortable in who he is. We laugh to this day about my Tyson meltdown about me losing the boxing challenge."

He had an evil grin on his face, "So it's time to talk about Heather. You were a pathetic literal follower that you knew was evil, and you could barely tolerate at times throughout the season. It wasn't until the literal LAST SECOND when you realized that she was no good, and it was after you were eliminated. You need to explain herself."

Lindsay groaned as she got the picture, and waited a while before speaking in annoyance, "Hannah looked like a cool girl, and someone I could relate to. We're both hot, rich girls who have standards, and care about our looks. You hang out with people who you are the most alike based on shallow things when you first meet someone, and that was what happened. I thought we were getting along for the first few episodes, but then Tyler happened, and her anger towards him was more than "YOU ARE GOING TO SPILL GAME SECRETS TO HIM". I think she wanted a showmance, and was mad that no one really wanted her in that way, and that I found someone who supported me. She went on several rants about our relationship, harassed Tyler, and tried to harass me about it. Like, physical, not just with words or whatever. She then tried to turn Beth and I against one another, and while it worked sometimes, it didn't at other times. It was why I had no issue throwing her makeup bag in the fridge. She was also stealing my makeup and products, while NEVER letting me use hers. NOT FAIR!"

"So it was just the two of you after Beth was booted, and after she put you in line, you STAYED THERE until you were booted. How was all of that, and then you had to play on your own in succeeding seasons?"

Her distressed face because hard to watch, "Well, she started... physically abusing me a lot more. She stepped on my feet a lot, started slapping me with products, being forced to help her in challenges, and threatened to cut my hair off. I felt like I had no choice to stick with her. With that, and the other girls started hating me around the time, it was a lot to deal with, and I was depressed for a while. I had no friends, and then she spilled my nail polish. I just got numb for a while after the merge, and then I just snapped, which was when you saw me cursing her out. What they DIDN'T show was that I called out her sucking every male and female producer's private parts to ensure she was safe. The others thought about this, but when I yelled it out, they were all THRILLED that it was confirmed, and Heather was horrified. I regretted almost everything from the season, which was why I did so much in the next season to prove myself. Of course she begged Beth and I to be in an alliance again, and I think she was so panicked because the producers didn't care about her at that point, and she couldn't sleep her way through the season. And with it being outed, she got more and more mad, so she started lashing out again. She is very predictable, and I realized that in order for someone like that to leave you alone, you ignore them completely."

Josh knew that there was more to the story, "But you didn't ignore her. We heard about some sort of argument that happened while you two were on the boat, and during the premiere of "All-Stars". What happened there?"

"Her and the Justin knockoff tried to cause drama between Tyler and I after I was booted from the third season, claiming that I tried to sleep with him, and force myself on him, while she made claims that I had threesomes with Justin and Beth in the last season. It was really cruel since we got back together at the time after being apart for so long. I did confront them both about it when we were on the boat for the newbie season, but Tyler wanted me to back off, since he felt bad for Al. I was speaking to some of the people on "All-Stars" about Tyler and I not being in the best place at the time, and she threw it ALL IN MY FACE not only at Playa, but at the premiere party, and she also lied to say that I got with Lightning. We got into a fight, and it was thankfully the last time I saw her, but she's still the devil," she ranted with bitterness and anger in her voice, and used her hands to wave around dramatically.

"Alrighty then, nice to know that the hatred is still fresh," Josh grinned. He gave her the picture of a redhead, "Izzy is next. What are your thoughts on her?"

Lindsay could not help but squeal, "EEEEEE. I LOVED Izzy. Outside of Beth, she was my rock during the first season. I always loved the crazy, wild, freaky stuff she did, and all of the ideas she threw. Both of us have a love for life, and I actually really liked her style, especially her halter top. She was one of the only people who encouraged me to go after Tyler, and would also help hide it from Heather and some of the others. She told me that she wanted to watch us get it on, since she likes watching hot people do hot things. I was flattered by it. She taught me how to do the snake dance, and we even streaked nude a bunch of times. When she came back in the merge, she was my only friend during that time, so I appreciate what she did for me."

He just shook his head, "Why am I not shocked that you two streaked together. I heard that you two aren't close anymore, so what happened?"

"When Izzy is in a good mood, she is the best person in your life, and brings so much joy. But when you piss her off, she is awful. During the second season, she had all of these confusing personalities, and me already not being good at names, she changed her name a lot, so that annoyed me. She also talked about Beth, and I didn't like it, so I defended Beth. I was happy to see her and Owen in a good place, since I knew that she always liked him, and I told her after leaving the first season that she should go after him. When we were on the third season, we got along great again, and with Beth and Justin not being there, it was a lot easier. I started to not like Justin much, so we got along then too. I remember when her and Big O broke up, and she went back to normal, she had a HUGE meltdown, and I was there to cheer her up. Seeing her so... sad and angry hurt my heart. We don't really keep in touch like that anymore."

Josh was genuinely curious about the next person, "Well, Justin is the next person, and I heard that there were problems with the two of you over the course of the show? Why is that the case? I mean, you forgot about your boyfriend because of him."

She rolled her eyes as she was given his picture, "He was just a hot guy who didn't speak in the first season, so while he was great to look at, the interest wasn't there because he didn't speak. It became clear at "Playa des Losers" that he knew how to speak, and talked a lot, so he was showing different layers. When it was time for the second season, I was blown away. His voice was so oozingly sexy, he was so charming and beautiful. I was not around Tyler at that point, Beth and I were talking about guys, and we were all working together. He would flirt with all of us, and would kiss each of our necks to keep us in line. We did bond over cosmetics, spa treatment, fashion, etc. so we did have some things in common. But it became clear to me that he was using us in the same way Heather did in the last season, so he was a one pony trick."

"I am sure you meant a one trick pony," Josh laughed at her mistake. "I did notice that you never really made up with him after the war challenge. How was it like to deal with him in real life? He said that you were jealous that he started paying attention to Beth, and how you threw yourself at him."

She could not help but burst out in laughter, "He is CRAZY! I NEVER threw myself on him, and WHY would I be jealous of him and Beth? My issue with him was that especially in real life, he would lead her on and dump her several times. There was the whole Leshawna thing, which HE started because he was mad that she was dating Brady at the time, and was pissed off with Harold. She told me EVERYTHING about them when we were in jail, so when we went on the tour bus, I called him out on it. He did not like that, and treated me like an asshole the ENTIRE time. Even after I was booted from the third season, we made a truce, and we do see one another here and then ever since, but he's still very cold and distant. I also know that he has told Beth negative things about me, like saying that I only befriend her since I want to be the "pretty star" and some bullshit, but it shows how HE thinks about her. I don't respect him at all."