Meanwhile, Stan was driving Michael home.
"Thanks for the ride, Sherm." Michael told him. "I appreciate it."
"It's Stan, Mike." He corrected.
Because the car was old, Michael had a bit of trouble getting out of the car. Stan helped him out.
"Huh, a few huh? It's smoking too, man." Michael informed. "You need to get that checked."
Michael took his bags from the car, thanked Stan for the ride, and walked to his house. As Stan drove off, Michael was confronted by his bulldog.
"Come on, Charles." Michael groaned. "No, not today."
Charles jumped onto Michael, knocking him to the ground, and started licking his face.
"Oh, dog, get off of me!" Michael groaned. "Your breath!"
Michael's housekeeper came out to help.
"Mr. Jordan, are you okay." She asked.
After getting the dog off him, Michael met with his family. His two children were watching a news report.
"What are you doing watching that stuff?" Michael asked them. "It's bad for you."
He changed the channel to the Tiny Toon Adventures episode "Falling To Pizzas", showcasing Little Beeper.
"There you go, Little Beeper." Michael pointed out. "Beep-beep, here, Tiny Toon Adventures."
On the TV, Calamity Coyote was falling from the building after his scheme with the laser gun backfired on him. Just when Chef Bambino was about to come out to announce the free Pizza slices, Hamton Pig ran over.
"Stop this cartoon!" He panted, drawing Little Beeper to him. "We got an emergency cartoon character union meeting to go to!"
"Beep-beep!" Little Beeper beeped (ba-dun-tss!), rushing off.
"Hey, wait for me!" Hamton called, rushing after him. "Hold your horses!"
Calamity began to walk in their direction join them, only for a trampoline to come from a hatch beneath his feet, which launched Calamity into the air.
Meanwhile, the Tiny Toons were having a meeting at the ACME Looniversity gym. Buster and Babs were tied to a chair via chains, and the Nerdlucks were standing near them. Plucky Duck stormed in, looking annoyed as he shoved past some of the other Tiny Toons.
"This had better be important!" He yelled, in an annoyed voice. "There's a marathon of Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs on TV!"
"Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement." Buster informed.
"It's quite an important one." Babs added.
"You, all of you are now our prisoners!" Pound announced.
There was silence, until the Tiny Toons started laughing hysterically
"Ooh, we in big trouble now." Dizzy Devil asked laughed.
"This will be scarier than my cardboard box home!" Furrball laughed.
Nawt took over the mic, as Pound was embarrassed from the Tiny Toons laughing at him..
"We're taking you out of ACME Looniversity, and taking you to our theme park in outer space." He explained.
"No fooling." Blanko added.
"Where you'll be our slaves and placed on display to the amusement of our paying customers." Nawt continued. "You'll be putting your lessons from ACME Looniversty to good use on Moron Mountain!"
After hearing what Nawt said, the Tiny Toons gang erupted into louder laughter. As they were laughing, Montana Max walked onto the stage with two bodyguards.
"We're not going anywhere!" He yelled.
The guards pointed tasers at Pound, only for Pound to pull out his laser gun and blast the guards to the point of them being charred.
"Sit back down!" Pound told Max, in a intimidating voice.
Max put his hands in the air as he walked back to his seat, while the other Tiny Toons already had their hands in the air as the Nerdlucks pointed their laser guns at them.
"Not so fast!" Buster exclaimed. "You can't just turn us into slaves!"
"Yeah! You got to give us a chance to defend ourselves!" Babs agreed, as she and Buster removed the chains and stood up from the chair.
"Oh yeah?" Pound asked, pointing his laser gun at them. "Says who?"
"Just a sec, boys." Babs replied.
They took out a rule book from Buster's pocket, took a sticky note, and wrote "Give them a chance to defend themselves!" on it.
After showing the Nerdlucks the rulebook, the Tiny Toons gathered to decide what to challenge them to.
"Alright Toonsters, it's time for us to choose a battlefield that we can win in." Buster informed.
"Why don't we just, like, challenge them to football?" Shirley asked. "After all, that's totally the main sport for ACME Looniversity. We won against Perfecto Prep that way or some junk."
"Me say we do something different." Dizzy suggested.
"You mean like a spelling bee?" Hamton asked.
"I say we make it a hugging contest!" Elmyra suggested. "To see who the huggiest-wuggiest is."
"Okay, no more suggestions from Elmyra." Plucky spoke out.
"Why don't we make it a bowling tournament." Montana Max suggested. "I can buy the biggest bowling ball in the world."
Calamity approached the group, holding a big sign.
"All wrong. Here's what we do: we set up a drop cage and leave birdseed at the bottom. Then when he comes and eats it, we drop the cage, turn him in to Wile E Coyote, and he'll call me the best student in the world!"
Little Beeper had a disappointed expression as he held up a sign of his own.
"I'm right here and can see your sign. You know that, right?"
"Let's just brainstorm what to challenge the aliens to." Babs spoke out to the two.
"We got a small race of invading aliens." Buster informed.
"Small arms, short legs." Plucky added.
"Not very fast." Babs added.
"Tiny little guys." Furrball added.
"Can't jump high." Hamton added.
Finally, they agreed to challenge the Nerdlucks to a game of basketball. They pulled back the curtain for Buster and Babs to be seen spinning a Basketball on one of their own ears.
"We challenge you to a Basketball game." Babs and Buster informed in unison.
"Alright, Basketball it is!" Pound replied.
The Nerdlucks didn't know what Basketball is, so the Tiny Toons took them to the ACME Looniversity movie room to show them a movie about the history of Basketball.
To combat the Tiny Toons in basketball, the Nerdlucks stole the talent from five NBA players. Michael was surprised to be hearing the news, which eventually lead to an investigation.
Meanwhile, Buster and Babs were trying to teach the Tiny Toons basketball.
"So, how many of ya ever played Basketball?" Buster asked.
"Even though we only played Football." Babs added.
I have, coaches." Plucky informed, stepping forward. "But there's an important strategic question I have to ask."
Plucky began putting on a fashion show, showing him in different jerseys and shorts.
"What do you think? I'm kind of partial with purple and gold myself." He informed. "It goes better with my colouring."
Hamton approached the group.
"Hey, uhh, guys? Nice outfit, Plucky." He said. "The little aliens say that it's their turn to use the court."
"Yeah sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out." Buster laughed.
"Too bad they can't practise getting bigger." Babs laughed. "Unless they stole the talents of Basketball players or something."
As the Tiny Toons laughed, the Nerdlucks pulled out a basketball from a bag. They touched the ball, and voila! They transformed into the Monstars.
"Hey, little pig." Blanko laughed at Hamton. "Boo!"
Hamton shrieked.
"I wet myself." He sheepishly informed.
"Time to play a little Basketball." Bang chuckled, picking up the ball before slamming it on the ground with enough force to cause an earthquake.
"They're monsters!" Hamton nervously yelled.
Th-th-they're Monstars!" Furrball yelled, in a scared voice.
It was then that the Tiny Toons decided that they need help.
Meanwhile, Michael Jordon was playing golf with Stan, Larry Bird, and Bill Murray. The latter hit the ball, only for it to land away from the hole.
"You can stop posing now." Michael chuckled.
Larry hit his ball, and it was really close to the hole.
"You clowns can't beat that." He gloated. "It's the best shot I ever hit."
After Michael hit his shot, the ball went into the hole, while in ACME Acres, Buster has been using a magnet to bait the ball.
"Yes! My first hole in one!" Michael celebrated. "Yes!"
He went to grab his ball from the hole, only for a rope to be wrapped around his waist, and pull him into the hole.
Stay tuned for the next chapter, toonsters.