Missed me? Yeah, it's been a while, but I wanted to get this one out. This isn't abandoned! It's a pick up and drop story so I will come back and leave whenever I feel like it. and I so felt like it this time. USEFUL SPOILER! no end credit scene. That's all you're getting. I guess with this one though, I placed a year on the series. Whoops. If you ignore the Call me maybe reference a few years back that is... . Enjoy!

Dick – 17 Jason – 14 Cass – 12 Tim – 10 Damian – 4

Spoiler Alert

Tim and Damian were glued to their seats, hearts pumping loudly in their ears. It wasn't as loud as the music and action though, so they didn't miss a thing. Cass sat a few feet away, pretending to not be as interested as she was, but even she couldn't deny the allure of the film. It was a miracle they hadn't seen it all the way through until then really, but with the next one coming out so soon…

One sword passed through the wise old hero's body, his robe falling to the ground in his sacrifice. His young charge, the main character screamed out at the same time the little ones did. "NOO!"

"And they all die… The end!"

All three jumped, some screaming out at the creepy voice, as they jerked away from the film to see who said such a horrible phrase. "JASON!"

Their brother cackled wickedly. "That's what's gonna happen you know. They're all gonna die and the movie will end and the bad guy will win. BWAHAHAHA!"

"They are not going to all die!" Tim got to his feet, eager to fight back. "There's two more after this one! AND three before it! We're only watching this one first because Dad and Dick told us to!"

"YEAH!" Damian threw his fist in the air, very determined. "Dey don' die! Dey heroes! Heroes don' die!"

Jason tried to hold back his laughter. "After you see Episode II, you'll wish they had."

"Jason!" Captain Killjoy Dick decided then to walk in with more popcorn and drinks for everyone. Alfred was busy cleaning something and Bruce was called in by the League for help just before the hero found out his family was dead. Jason thought it was a little too convenient and started making little comments about things since then. "Don't spoil it for them!"

"I'm pretty sure Episode I will do that plenty." He sat back in his cushy chair in a way Alfred would have rapped his ears for. "And II is just painful after the first time. I doubt the third will be much better."

"That's why they're seeing the original trilogy first," Dick stated through a tight smile. Jason was the youngest of them to see all the series thus far, and until that winter the younger ones weren't even a little interested in it. Time to correct that mistake. Tim was evolving beyond Star Trek and Stargate so it was about time to get fully engrossed in this epic adventure, the right way. "So shut up or I'll get the ductape."

"Whatever you say," Jason mocked, lounging in his chair, "Jar-Jar."

Watching Dick stiffen in anger at the name was pretty amusing, but he managed to get his temper under control to pick up the remote and rewind back to just before the fight scene – which was more like two old guys poking each other with glowing sticks, but it was from the 70's with experimental technology, so it was forgivable. "Back to the movie."

Quickly both of the little boys went back to their positions almost directly in front of the screen, eager to get back to the adventure. Cass took her drink from Dick and casually took her earlier position, standing behind the seats and leaning on the back of one so she could watch but still escape. She watched the prequels first and regretted it now. Dick was tense for a little while, but relaxed once he was sure Jason wasn't going to mouth off anymore.

The heroes were just getting it together in the ship before the next attack when he was proven wrong. "You know, with their luck, they're probably all –"

SPLASH

Stunned, Jason slowly looked up to Cass with her upturned cup over his head. Her soda ran down his face while an ice cube went down his shirt. It was already starting to stick.

"No spoilers."

Her cold glare, mixed with Dick's suppressed snickers, were enough to keep him quiet the rest of the film. Thankfully they only had twenty minutes more to go. Sticky shirts were really uncomfortable.

A/N: if you did not get what the movie was they were watching, it's the original Star Wars movie! They're watching it and the rest of the series in order of production before watching Episode III, which is not near as painful for me to rewatch as Episode II. Seriously, can't watch it a second time. The romance is just so... flat? Nightmare-ish? Horrid? I don't think there's a word in English to describe how bad it is. Obi-Wan in it though is fine (deathsticks anyone?). So yeah, that useful spoiler in the beginning is from me watching Episode VII (Awesome by the way) and waiting through the credits when I really had to use the bathroom. Nothing after, that's all you need to know. When is it alright to do full on discussion of a newly released movie anyway? One month after? two weeks? I hope soon because I wanna watch it again and start quoting everything i can with people!

Anyway, since I had the Batclan as Whovians and as trekies, I thought it'd be about time to make them love Star Wars. Jason of course has to be censored, Dick can't stand Jar-Jar, and the youngest get along because of an awesome movie. Cass gets to be Cass through and through. I didn't want Bruce in it so he got an emergency call. The whole "And they all die, the end!" is a joke in my family. We used to do those popcorn stories (I think that's what it's called) growing up, adn when we got bored and tired of it all, someone would say "and they all died! the end." to end the game. Then when we reached dramatic parts in movies, my older siblings would stop the tape (yes tape) and say "adn they all died! the end!" just to get a rise out of us. We still do it as adults. Jason is a lot like my family's prankser sides...

Anyway, I am working on new arcs so hang in there! Hope you've liked DNB thus far!