HALLO! Been a while, I know. In other news, I'm on AO3 as well and posting this in order there if you're interested. As for where I've been... let's just say I moved a lot, worked a lot, didn't care to write anything, played a lot of games, got into other fandoms, and just in general didn't do much lately. Wasn't too happy though. but then I remembered how happy I was just writing these and decided to try it again. Once more, this is a casual "pick up and drop" series so I don't know how often I'll ever post. Still have arcs to work on and other projects. This idea though did come to me so yeah! Here's a fun, cute fic for everyone! Enjoy!

Damian - 2

Spit That Out!

How ice powers could function during a heatwave was beyond anyone's understanding, but function they did. From Killer Frost in Metropolis to Captain Cold in Central, it seemed all the ice-themed rogues were out and about that afternoon. It got to the point that B guided them while tracking their position and preventing an ice age. Wonder Woman took on Cryonic Man and honestly was sick of the ice puns already.

She slid herself into position behind a sculpture that needed a lot of work as she tapped her earpiece. "I have Cryonic Man in my sights. Suggestions?"

"His weapon is powered by a gas from – What's in your mouth?"

Diana stopped, confused. "Nothing…"

"What is in your mouth?"

She tilted her head to the side. "B? Are you okay?"

"What did you put in your mouth, young man?"

She blinked, putting pieces together. Clearly, he wasn't alone nor was he talking to her. B continued to ignore her in favor of the 'young man' who put something in his mouth he shouldn't have.

"That is not food! Spit it out!"

Diana would have laughed if she wasn't in mortal peril right now. There was a freezing organ harvester just ten feet away. She had to get him to focus on the matter at hand. The little one better do as he was told.

"Spit it out right now or you won't get cookies for a month!"

Something else happened on the other end of the line and she heard B sigh in exasperation. "Gas pellets are not food, Damian. Do not put these things in your mouth! Are we clear?"

Wonder Woman looked around the statue once more, seeing her target get further away from her. She had to move fast.

"Good. Now sit still for a minute. Daddy's busy with hero stuff." She heard another sigh and some buttons being pressed. The line cut out for a second before B actually returned to work. "Kid shenanigans. Cold war USSR grade nitric-oxide. It needs to be powered by a nuclear pack lined with lead on the back of his left arm. If you remove the armor there and detach the wires, he's free game."

"Would banning him cookies work too?" She couldn't help making a small comment, smiling to herself.

A stillness then a huff lit her ear before an answer. "Sometimes. Just make sure the radiation doesn't leak."

He cut off his mic again but she knew he'd answer again if she had a question. Well, better get back to work before Damian put something else in his mouth.

A/N: Yeah, I've been reading these Mew & Mewtwo comics on DA and one had Huey eating a rock. Then I thought of Damian putting something in his mouth and Bruce doing everything he can to get it out. Finding a villain was harder than it looked (was going to go for Mr. Freeze, referencing YJ's pilot, but I have plans for half of the Gotham Rogue Gallery) but this guy is real. Apparently from Batman and the Outsiders. Who knew?

So yeah, RL's fun. Details on DA page. Also, there's a poll up both there and here to help me focus on something. Put your two cents in and get me back to work. Laters!