A TANGLED WEB Part 8: Endgame
Chapter 30
by Charlie Nelson a.k.a. Ordinaryguy2
Updated: 2-23-20222
The main crossovers in this chapter includes: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003); DC Comics; Elfquest (1977); G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984); He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985); The Incredibles (2004); The Munsters (1964-1966); She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1986); Sky High (2005); Star Trek: The Next Generation; Thundarr the Barbarian (1980-1984)
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Cutter and Skywise hid in bush as they spied out the scene before them. There were a lot of Humans there, and that made them uncomfortable. But there were several other species there that the Elves had never seen before.
They had watched the fighting with shock. But now the fighting was over for some reason.
"We should go," commented Skywise to his chief and brother in all but blood.
"Hmm," Cutter acknowledged. There was nothing here for them.
The two Elves had been exploring a cave and somehow found themselves here where the sky was all wrong and had very large lizards prowling around.
"They are just going to start fighting again. They are Humans after all. Well, most of them seem to be Human."
"Hmm."
"This is just like that last valley where the guy with the red cape and the chains that flew around was fighting that other guy with pin stuck all over his head who also had chains flying all over the place. The weirder the Humans get, the more dangerous they seem to get."
Cutter sighed. "You're right. We have no reason to stay here. We have to find our family and friends." His eyes were darting around, taking in everything. "I think the abominable ones are positioning for a new attack. We should not be here."
The two Elves left with no one knowing they had even been there.
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Peeking over a pile of Garguax's broken plastic robots, Elastigirl surveyed the scene before her and did not like what she saw. The Borg were coming in force now. "This is not good."
"And now it's been made even worse with them fighting alongside us!"
Elastigirl let out a sigh as she unstretched her neck down to where her body was. "You're Willow, right?" she asked, both to confirm the data that Professor X had put in her head as well as to distract Willow from at least some of her animosity for the moment.
The young redhead reclining against one of the broken blue android torsos, grumbled an affirmative.
"Professor X made it quite clear that… this alliance is a necessity, and the Doctors all agree with him. I know this is hard to accept, especially after all the fighting we were doing. But in order to beat the Borg, we have to stop fighting the villains the Master brought and join our forces with them. Or else we will all become part of the Borg. Or dead. Which choice do you prefer?"
Instead of an answer, Willow threw down the bloody rag she had been holding to her forehead. "Do you see what she did? That… that bitch, Evil-Lyn, turned the hairs of my eyebrows into needles and then caused them to burrow into my skull to try get at my brain and kill me! And she would have succeeded, too, if I hadn't been able to project them away! How am I to trust her to fight on my side and not expect her stab me in the back?"
A strong, calm, feminine voice intruded on their conversation. "If there is one thing that I've learned in my journeys with Thundarr, it's that there comes a time in every fighter's life when they are surprised, and perhaps even displeased, with the very ones with whom they are expected to fight side by side."
"That's an understatement!" came Willow's bitter reply.
Princess Ariel knelt down next to Willow in order to examine the wounds she bore. "Here, let me start the healing process. It will take away some of the pain and keep the blood from getting into your eyes."
The sorceress princess's right hand began to glow brightly as she brought it near Willow's forehead. "Thanks," Willow said. "I would have healed myself already, but I can't seem to concentrate with all the pain and blood." She idly picked at the blood spots covering her blouse with disgust. "This is my favorite blouse, and they aren't making it anymore."
"Try to meditate," suggested the princess, "and leave the healing to me."
Elastigirl risked another peek over the wrecked androids. "Meditating right now might not be a good idea. They'll be here in just a few minutes."
A strange cry filled the air as an extremely large snowplow-like device made of green energy flew down from the sky and began pushing a mound of earth at the Borg drones at an incredible speed.
"Looks like we might have a few more minutes," she revised. She mentally went through the list of who was who that Professor X had put into all of their minds in order to keep people from accidently fighting the wrong foe. "It's Rygel, the little alien guy that found some kind of magic ring on the ground around here. He's using it to push them back. Quite effectively, I might add."
"Good, it will give us a chance to regroup," stated the princess. As the bleeding over Willow's left eye ceased, she turned her skills to the other unsightly wound where Willow's right eyebrow had been. "I fought Evil-Lyn earlier, you know. I'm interested in how you managed to incapacitate her."
Willow managed to chuckle despite the pain. "I used a spell I'd been creating for the past couple of weeks. I'd read about it in a work of fiction, and thought it might be useful when facing a magic-user of various types. Basically, the spell takes residence inside whoever it is cast upon, and when that person tries to use their magical abilities, the spell grabs onto the person's magical energy and manifests it into large slugs in the person's throat."
Princess Ariel glanced over to where, twenty feet away, Evil-Lyn was hunched over vomiting up another slug onto a large, growing pile of the creatures. "Very effective, I see. Remind me not to get you angry at me."
"Uh, pardon me for asking," Elastigirl said, "but if we are now fighting alongside the Master's team, shouldn't you take that spell or curse off of Evil-Lyn before all her magical abilities are gone?" Before Willow could respond, she added, "she can't help defeat the Borg if her magical powers are depleted."
"She's right, you know," agreed Princess Ariel.
Willow reached up a tentative hand to inspect the healing of the wounds where her eyebrows had been. If her eyebrows didn't regrow back on their own, she was already making a mental list in her head for various spell books that might contain something she could use to regrow them or, if that didn't work, an illusion charm to hide the injury. Now that she could see clearly again, she watched as a dozen yards away Evil-Lyn choked horrendously as she gagged up another of the magically created slugs.
"Very well, but if she comes after me again, I'm taking the bitch down." With great reluctance, Willow made a dismissal wave in the wicked sorceress's direction.
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Evil-Lyn looked around in confusion as the slug in her throat dissipated to nothingness as well as the large pile of the sickening creatures that she had already heaved up. With a shaking hand, she wiped away the unseemly tears that had been rolling down her face for some time. Shamefully, she glanced around, hoping that no one had seen her. Spotting Willow across the way, some of her viperous mentality returned, but she knew that she wasn't strong enough now to avenge herself. Not yet. She spat, clearing some of the gunk out of her mouth, and began to make plans that had a lot of malevolence and creativity.
"It's about time you got that under control," barked Skeletor to Evil-Lyn. "Now stop that simpering. We have plans to make."
Evil-Lyn was surprised when Tri-Klops came over and offered her his hand. Though he was very stoic, there were rare occasions when he showed a more gallant side to his personality. As he helped her up, she mentally worked on leaving the memories of her degrading experience behind so she could focus on the oncoming battle. She managed to not flinch when she noticed Beast-Man chuckling at her disheveled appearance. She decided that at another time she would stun him, have him immobilized and then when he awoke wax him all over until there wasn't a hair left on his body. Maybe even include a spell to make sure he could never grow hair again.
She was distracted from her imaging by the miniature, blue Imp flying in frantic circles over Skeletor's head. "What is-" She gagged and spit more of the residue out of her mouth. "What is his problem?" she said, indicating the Imp.
"Hordak's dead," Skeletor said, with just a hint of glee. Nearby, Hordak's headless corpse was already starting to draw flies and a few small lizards. Evil-Lyn could tell that her evil liege was already mentally compiling Hordok's holdings with his own. The remaining robotic Horde Troopers on the field had already given their allegiance to Skeletor and were quickly building a barricade from various items to help defend him from the oncoming Borg drones. Meanwhile, Panthor was lying down nearby licking at the scorched wounds he'd received from the Human Torch.
"They are already going around the earthen barricade that flying rodent put up," stated Scorpia.
Skeletor reached his hand up, snagged Imp's leg and pulled the blue being down.
"Awwwk!" Imp's eyes were wide as saucers as he found himself face to face with Skeletor's skullish visage. "M-m-m-m-master?"
"I have a special task for you in the upcoming fighting."
"Fighting? I-I-I-I-I-"
"As a fighter you are useless to me. But I do have a task for you that I know you are capable of fulfilling."
Imp gulped, as fear and dread threatened to overwhelm him. "M-m-m-master?"
Pulling the Imp close, he turned him so that he was looking upwards just as Rygel flew past them again. "You are to keep your eye on that creature. When the Borg finally blow him out of the sky, I want you to be the first one to his side. And you will take the emerald magic ring off his dead hand and bring it directly to me."
Imp blinked. "That's all?"
"For now. Just be sure to bring me the ring."
"I-I…I can do that," Imp said with incredulous surprise that he wasn't going to be ordered to fight the Borg.
"Good." Skeletor pushed him away. Imp stayed low but flew after Rygel at a distance as the former Hynerian ruler began raining boulders down on the Borg.
Shadow Weaver, one time aid to the late Hordak, slowly went to Skeletor's side, still unsure of her position with her new liege. "The emerald ring you seek is powerful indeed, my lord, but I sense a powerful curse attached to it as well. One that could bring madness onto the one who wears it."
If Skeletor could, he would have frowned. "This does not surprise me. Still, I will have this power magic ring. And then I will see about removing any curses connected to it."
Shadow Weaver bowed and stepped back from her new master, pleased that her advice had been accepted. Evil-Lyn scowled venomously at the rival sorceress. The seeds for another battle was now sown if she wanted to remain at Skeletor's side. Meanwhile, Scorpia and Entrapta quietly placed bets as to which sorceress would survive.
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Figures burst from the brush of the forest wall, Catra and Grizzlor almost fired on them when they recognized them as some of the Humans that were on their side. "Give some warning before you rush out like that," snarled Catra. "We almost shot you dead."
Zartan glared in response as his fellow Dreadnoks stumbled out after him. They might never have escaped if the drones weren't so slow. "The Borg are forming a circle around us. We are all trapped."
"Hey!" the short red scaled reptilian humanoid known as Tung Lashor spoke up. "Just where did you take off to? I bet you were running off and leaving us, weren't you?"
The mercenary only snarled to the snake-man as an answer before turning his back on them in order to address his fellow mercenaries. "How's Zarana?"
Zandar, Zarana and Zartan's brother, knelt over his sister. "Blow to the head. I think she's coming around though."
Zarana sat up with a growl, reaching a hand up to her bloody brow, then looked up at Zardar with a growl. "That damn daughter of yours shoved me into a tree!"
Zandar's head snapped around. "Where's Zanya?"
Zandar set his speargun down next to him as he pulled some bandages from a pack. "Zanya got injected by those things when she saved Zarana from getting one of those thing stuck in her back. I barely had time to grab Zarana. It was too late to do anything for Zanya. Didn't even have time to put her out of her misery."
One of the Dreadnoks, Buzzer, spat tobacco juice and then spoke. "Road Pig bought it. Torch and Gnawgahyde both were stunned. Couldn't get to them so the Borg have them by now for sure."
Zartan clenched his fist in anger. "We should have left sooner! We should have never come to this damn place!"
He glanced at his team of mercenaries who were all checking their weaponry while they caught their breath. Monkeywrench and Ripper were lighting up cigarettes in order to calm their nerves. Zanzibar was removing some rather nasty looking thorns from his legs that he had picked up in his run to escape. Thrasher just turned to take a piss, not caring who could see him. Zartan scowled knowing they were all silently blaming him for getting them into this situation.
"Damn Cobra Commander for getting us involved in this fiasco!" ranted Zartan, putting the blame where he thought it truly belonged. He looked around for the source of his anger, but did not see him anywhere. Someone would have to pay for this.
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Across the way, Giant Man, otherwise known as Ron Wilson, the former school bus driver for Sky High, woke when someone tapped him on the arm.
"Uh, sir? Sir? Could you please wake up, sir?"
With reluctance, Giant Man managed to open his swollen left eye enough to see a very little man with a greenish complexion and a square shaped forehead, wearing black clothes, and standing in front of him holding a golf club. He immediately closed his eye again.
"Oh, please, sir. It would really mean a lot of me if you could just move over a bit."
With some reluctance, Giant Man opened his eyes. And then blinked. "Do you have bolts in your neck?"
Herman Munster, with golf club in hand, reached up self-consciously to one of the bolts. "Er, yes. But, ah, actually, I was wondering if you could move a bit over thataway." He gestured to one side with his hand. "You see, you're in the way of the next shot I have to make." He pointed down to his golf ball with his golf club and then pointed in the general direction of where he was intending to hit the ball.
Ron Wilson hurt all over. But before checking himself for any serious injuries, he sat up and took a quick look around, noting that the two warring factions were no longer fighting each other, but instead had separated to either side of him and were getting ready to repel the Borg together. He glanced around the villains' side looking for his opponent, the Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man, but finally concluded the villain had probably reverted back to his human form in order to rest before the fighting resumed.
"Ah, sir?"
Looking down, Giant Man could see that the little green who had been trying to get his attention and realized that the 'little green man' wasn't so little after all. Concentrating, Giant Man managed to use his powers to reduce his size to his regular height. He put his hand to his head due to a dizzy spell that passed after a moment.
"Thank you, sir. That helps a lot."
He was about to stand, when he decided he should wait a few minutes for a better result. "Are you really… are you really trying to play a round of golf through here?"
"Oh my, yes." Herman smiled happily. "My friend Gomez Addams had a golf course set up through here and we are playing through. We've told some of the others that we are trying to not interfere with the reenactment of the battle you are fighting, but sometimes they insist on us joining in."
"But how did you get here? I was told this place was a micro-habitat tucked into a micro-universe, whatever that means."
Herman shrugged. "I don't know anything about that, but Gomez and his family come here on vacation from time to time. They brought my family along this time, and I must say we are really enjoying it here. Makes me wish I could buy a time share in a condo here."
Ron Wilson reached back and gingerly touched the back of his head. Bringing his head back, he could see blood on his fingers. "I must have a concussion."
"A concussion?" A look of concern crossed Herman's face. Glancing around, he spotted someone. "Grandpa! Grandpa! Come over here!"
A short, pasty man wearing an old fashion evening tuxedo walked over with a tall, beautiful woman on his arm. "What is it, Herman? Circe and I are trying to become more acquainted."
"Sorry, Grandpa," apologized Herman. "But this man might have a concussion."
"So?"
"So can't you look at him and see if there is anything you can do?"
"Alright! Alright!" He turned to his female companion. "I'll be just a minute, my dear."
As if in a daze, the two millennia old Greek sorceress, who was often a foe of Wonder Woman, nodded.
Grandpa stepped behind Ron and looked at the injury. Using one of his fingers, he touched the bloody wound and then brought it to his nose and sniffed. He nodded noncommittally, and then brought the finger to his mouth and sucked on it. "O-Negative, about 47 years of age," he declared. "Of Norwegian descent. And some type of toxic waste residue which is probably what gave you those growing powers. I don't think you have to worry about a concussion though. Your cholesterol is rather high, but a simple change of diet should fix that."
"But I'm seeing things." He let out a deep sigh and turned back to Herman, who somehow seemed the more compassionate of the two. "To me you look like Frankenstein's monster and him, he looks like Dracula gone to seed."
"What do you mean 'gone to seed'?" snapped Grandpa Munster a.k.a. 'Sam' Dracula, baring his fangs. "I may not be as spry in my unlife as I used to be, but I am still a force to be reckoned with!"
"Um, Grandpa," Herman pulled his father-in-law back a few feet before things turned violent. Whispering, he said, "I think it's just the concussion talking."
"Herman, I just told you he doesn't have a concussion!"
"Well, then, maybe he was just knocked silly then."
"Hrrrhh. Maybe."
"Besides, you don't want your new lady friend to see you starting a fight with an injured man, do you?"
'Grandpa', as some called him, glanced back at his latest conquest. Taking control of her will had been a feat in itself. Even now he could sense the mythical Grecian enchantress untangling the mental hold he had over her. He considered turning her completely into a vampire, but he could tell that her will would be too strong to make her into one of his enthralled vampire brides like he used to have centuries ago. Making her into a vampiress would have actually made her more powerful than he was. No, the only chance he had of keeping her would be to give her her freedom. Then, if she chose to, they could start building on a solid relationship, or end up destroying each other. Basically, the way of all relationships.
"You know what, Herman? I don't think Circe and I are going to make it as a couple."
"But Grandpa, shouldn't you at least-"
"Herman, at my age, you have to know when to hold them, and know when to fold them and walk away." He held up a hand to shush his son-in-law. Then he walked up to Circe and gave her a kiss. "Circe, my dear, you are the woman of my dreams, but I'm afraid you and I aren't going to work out. So I want you to forget about me and go over to your friends over there. I think soon they are going to need you as much as you need them." His eyes gave her the once over again, causing him to already regret his decision. "Go now before I reconsider."
Circe turned and began a slow trek over to where Minister Blizzard and Baron Blitzkrieg were arguing on what kind of tactics to use against the Borg.
Herman put his hand on his wife's father's shoulder. "Grandpa, that was a very selfless act. It was very mature of you to consider all the ramifications of your relationship before investing too much into it."
"I know what you mean, Herman," he agreed. "She would have been the death of me for sure."
Herman looked confused but chose not to ask him to explain. Instead, he thought he'd check up on the giant that had shrunk down to his size. But seeing two women in white uniforms of some sort attending to him, Herman decided to line up and take his shot before the fighting resumed. He had lost track of Gomez and his butler Lurch, but he had a good idea where the next golf hole was.
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Principal Powers and Jetstream helped the inexperienced hero onto his feet. "Why are you all spinning around?" he asked, as he worked on keeping his knees from buckling.
Jetstream gave Principal Powers a look of concern. The principal of the superhero academy Sky High took out a small pen light and checked his pupils. "Doesn't appear to have a concussion," she concluded. "Just knocked silly. He will be himself again in a moment."
"Are you sure?" asked the other super heroine.
Instead of taking the question as an insult, she put on a soft smile instead. "I see about two to three concussions a day at Sky High. By now I'm pretty much an expert on them."
Giant Man shook his head again. "What's going on?"
"Do you remember where we are?" asked Principal Powers.
"Uh, not exactly but I think we got here in some type of phone booth. Does that make sense?"
"That's right," nodded Principal Powers. "The Doctor brought us here in his TARDIS which looks like an older model phone booth on the outside."
"And you, you're Jetstream. And you are married to…the… The Captain."
"The Commander," Jetstream corrected, slightly amused.
"The Commander, right." He tried to remember something else. "You have a son. Will I think his name is. And I used to drive him to Sky High on a school bus, right?" to which Jetstream nodded.
"His head is clearing," Principal Powers said. "He should be fine in a minute."
"The fighting's over?" he asked the two women as he looked around.
"Not exactly," began Principal Powers. "We put a hold on the hostilities due to the fact we need each other to repel the oncoming Borg drones."
In annoyance, Giant Man inspected the burn welts on his legs that he had received from Garguax's red, heat radiating plastic androids. "How can we-"
"They will be fighting the Borg on this side of the battlefield while those on our side face the Borg on this side."
Giant Man nodded. After fighting so desperately against the villains, he wasn't ready to fight side-by-side with them. "Ok, where do you want me to take my place in the trenches?"
"You aren't going to fight here."
He blinked. "I thought you said I'd be alright in a minute."
"You misunderstand," she said. "Your powers make it difficult for allies to fight in close quarters around you."
"…am I being kicked off the team?"
"No, you are just being redeployed elsewhere." She pointed into the horizon.
He gapped as he watched a giant ape grapple with a large Borg drone made from the villainess Giganta and Mr. Atom. His previous opponent, the Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man, was just pulling himself out of a small crater, his head shaped like a gila monster, the lower part of his body flowed like mercury, and arms of corded vines. Three of the Voltron ships circled around looking for openings to fire upon the giant drone as well as blasting away on smaller drones on the ground.
"Don't worry," Jetstream said. "I'm going with you. We have to make sure that thing is stopped. Because if it makes it here, then the Borg win everything."
Giant Man sighed. "Will someone please remind me why I ever wanted to be a superhero in the first place?"
To be Continued!
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Original AuThOr'S NoTeS: 6/5/2010
I wanted to make this longer but if I did I'd probably never have it ready. So here is the latest chapter of one of the biggest and longest crossover stories on the Internet. Hope you enjoy it.
The slug spell came from Willow having read the Harry Potter books.
Updated AuThOr'S NoTeS: 2-23-2022
Willow's anger is from her using too much magic which brings out the darker parts of her personality. I had made mention in an earlier chapter that after Xander had managed to get Jedi abilities, that he was able to see how using magic was slowly affecting Giles and Willow, and he warned them against it. Basically, it was slowly bringing them to the Dark Side. And considering that they were living right on top of a Hellmouth, that could be said to providing the taint.
Elfquest was the main addition to the story. I thought about having a battle between Spawn and Pinhead, but decided to just allude to it.
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ChArAcTeR InDeX FoR ThE ChApTeR:
Addams, Gomez (John Astin) – from the TV series The Addams Family (1964-1966) (mentioned only)
Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man of Earth-1 / Larsen, Dr. Sven – from DC Comics Doom Patrol #89 (1964)
Ariel, Princess (voiced by Nellie Bellflower) – from the cartoon Thundarr the Barbarian (1980-1984)
Baron Blitzkrieg of Earth-2 / Reiter – from DC Comics World's Finest Comics #246 (1977)
Beast Man (voiced by John Erwin) – from the cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985), She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1986)
Borg – from the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation
Buzzer / Blinken, Dick (voiced by Neil Ross) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984), G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986)
Catra (voiced by Melendy Britt) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Circe of Earth-1 – from DC Comics Wonder Woman #305 (1983)
Cobra Commander (voiced by Chris Latta) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1983), G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984), G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1985-1986), G.I. Joe (1990-1992) (mentioned only)
The Commander / Stronghold, Steve (Kurt Russell) – from the movie Sky High (2005) (mentioned only)
Cutter – from Image Comics Fantasy Quarterly Featuring Elfquest #1 (1977)
Dracula (Bela Lugosi) – from the movie Dracula (1931), Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), (Lon Chaney, Jr.) – Son of Dracula (1943), (John Carradine) – House of Frankenstein (1944), House of Dracula (1945) (mentioned only)
Dracula, Sam 'Grandpa' (Al Lewis) – from the TV series The Munsters (1964-1966)
Dreadnoks (Zartan, Zarana, Zander, Zanya, Buzzer, Gnawgahyde, Monkeywrench, Ripper, Road Pig, Thrasher, Torch, Zanzibar) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984)
Elastigirl / Parr, Helen (voiced by Holly Hunter) – from the movie The Incredibles (2004)
Entrapta (voiced by Linda Gary) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Evil-Lyn (Linda Gary) – from the cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985)
Garguax of Earth-1 – from DC Comics Doom Patrol #91 (1964) (mentioned only)
Giant Man / Wilson, Ron (Kevin Heffernan) – from the movie Sky High (2005)
Giganta of Earth-1 / Zuel, Dr. Doriz (voiced by Ruth Forman) – from the cartoon Challenge of the Super-Friends, from DC Comics Wonder Woman #9 (1944)
Gnawgahyde (voiced by Ian James Corlett) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe (1990-1992) (mentioned only)
Grizzlor (voiced by Alan Oppenheimer) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Hordak (voiced by George DiCenzo) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987) (mentioned only)
Horde Troopers – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Human Torch / Storm, Johnny (Chris Evans) – from the movies Fantastic Four (2005), 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) (mentioned only)
Imp (voiced by Erica Scheimer) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Jetstream / Stronghold, Josie (Kelly Preston) – from the movie Sky High (2005)
Kong – from the movie King Kong (1976)
Lurch (Ted Cassidy) – from the TV series The Addams Family (1964-1966) (mentioned only)
The Master – from the TV series Doctor Who
Minister Blizzard of Earth-2 – from DC Comics Wonder Woman #29 (1948)
Mister Atom of Earth-S – from the cartoon The Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam! (1981-1982), from Fawcett Comics Captain Marvel Adventures #78 (1947)
Monkeywrench / Winkie, Bill (voiced by Neil Ross) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986)
Munster, Herman (Fred Gwynne) – from the TV series The Munsters (1964-1966)
Panthor – from the cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985)
Pinhead (Doug Bradley) – from the movie Hellraiser (1987) (mentioned only)
Plastic Men of Earth-1 – from DC Comics Doom Patrol #91 (1964)
Powers, Principal (Lynda Carter) – from the movie Sky High (2005)
Professor X / Xavier, Prof. Charles (Patrick Stewart) – from the movie X-Men (2000), X-2: X-Men United (2003), X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Ripper / Nod, Harry (voiced by Chris Latta) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984), G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986)
Road Pig / DeLuca, Donald () – from the cartoon G.I. Joe (1990-1992) (mentioned only)
Rosenberg, Willow (Alyson Hannigan) – from the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
Rygel XVI, Dominar (Jonathan Hardy) – from the TV series Farscape (1999-2003)
Scorpia (voiced by Linda Gary) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Shadow Weaver (voiced by Linda Gary) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Skeletor (voiced by Alan Oppenheimer) – from the cartoon from the cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985), She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985)
Skywise – from Image Comics Fantasy Quarterly Featuring Elfquest #1 (1977)
Spawn / Simmons, Albert 'Al' – from Image Comics Spawn #1 (1992) (mentioned only)
Stronghold, Will – from the movie Sky High (2005) (mentioned only)
Thrasher / LaCrosse, Bruno (voiced by Ted Schwartz) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986)
Thundarr (voiced by Robert Ridgely) – from the cartoon Thundarr the Barbarian (1980-1984) (mentioned only)
Torch / Winken, Tom (voiced by Frank Welker) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984), G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986) (mentioned only)
Tri-Klops (voiced by Lou Scheimer) – from the cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1984), She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985)
Tung Lashor (voiced by George DiCenzo) – from the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985-1987)
Voltron – from the cartoon Voltron (1984-1986)
Zandar (voiced by Peter Cullen) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986)
Zanya – from the comic G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #2 (2001) (mentioned only)
Zanzibar / Teach, Morgan – from the Marvel Comics G.I. Joe #60 (1987)
Zarana / Zoe (voiced by Lisa Raggio) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1986), G.I. Joe: Operation Dragonfire (1989)
Zartan (voiced by Zack Hoffman) – from the cartoon G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984), G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986), G.I. Joe (1985-1986)