I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
It is April 30, 1986 at the Loud House, Lynn is in Lucy and Lynn's room shooting some hoops. Lincoln and Lori come in in their underwear.
"Hey, Lynn, do you wanna read some comics with us?" Lincoln asked Lynn.
"Yeah, they're awesome and badass looking!" Lori explained to Lynn as she was shooting some hoops.
"A. Comics are boring. B. Both of you put on some clothes. And C. ya later," Lynn said as she bops Lincoln with basketball.
"Lynn, that wasn't nice. 1. Put the basketball down. And 2. You need to apologize to him," Lori said sternly with reason.
"So what, Lori? He'll get over it," Lynn denied.
"Lynn. Stop being so overdramatic about it," Lori said sternly with reason.
Later, Lori and Lincoln are gonna watch a movie as Luan walks by with her dummy, Mr. Coconuts.
"Hey, Luan, do you wanna watch a science-fiction movie with us?" Lincoln asked Leni.
"We're about to watch Ghostbusters on Laserdisc," Lori said happily, "It's really awesome and badass."
"Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact," Mr. Coconuts replied.
"I agree with Mr. Coconuts," Luan said as Lori shrugs with fear in response.
Meanwhile, Lola and Lana's room, Lori come in with a coin case.
"Hey, Lola, do you want to check our coin collection?" Lincoln asked Lola.
"Lincoln just got this one from Poland. It's called a Zloty. Such a cool and rare coin," Lori demonstrated.
"Wow, that's kind of lame," Lola answered, "What's really the point of money that you can't even spend?"
"Lola, you really need to learn to be nice to others more often," Lori said sternly with reason to Lola, "Haven't you learned about money in school yet?"
"Money? Oh, uh, yeah, during the first semester of Kindergarten, Lori," Lola responded.
Meanwhile, in Lucy and Lynn's room, the former is writing a new poem and they come in with the vacuum.
"Hey, Lucy, do you want to go ghost hunting with us?" Lincoln asked.
"Why would I want to hunt my friends?" Lucy asked.
"Because they haunt some people's dreams overnight. That's why!" Lori said sternly with reason.
Meanwhile, she and Lincoln were in the kitchen.
"Hey, Lana, you wanna try some of our chicken salad sandwiches?" Lincoln asked her.
"They're very good for you, Lana. You should try them," Lori said to Lana politely.
"I eat some grody things, but that is disgusting," Lana said as she sniffs it and retches as she runs to the bathroom.
Lincoln was then back in the living room when Leni enters.
"Hey, Leni, you wanna play some video games?" Lincoln asked Leni.
"Excuse me, but those things will literally rot your brain, twerp!" Leni said in an angry mood, "Besides, I'm gonna have to chat with Chaz on my phone while I'm performing another aerobic dancing session up in my room!"
Later, Lori was also in the living room playing with her daughter Lily as she holds Lily's blanket, hiding her face.
"Wheeere's Mommy?" Lori said before she reveals herself, "Here I am!"
"Yay, Mommy!" Lily cheered for Lori, "Wiwy wuves dis game!"
"Hey Mom, you wanna play video games with me?" Lincoln asked her.
"Sure!" Lori said as Lincoln hands over the controller to her, "What's the game?"
"It's Super Mario Bros. on the Nintendo Entertainment System," Lincoln said which was enough to get Lori excited.
"Oh my god, dude! I can't wait!" Lori said excitedly as she picks up the controller and starts playing, "Oh my god! This is awesome! I really don't play videogames too often, but this, I can't get enough of that experience being with you!"
"Well, I'll be..." Lincoln said as as Lori continues to play, Lincoln then speaks to the viewers, "You'd think that with all these sisters, there'd be just one that likes the same things I like. But sadly, that's not the case. I mean, sure, Mom may be the only exception sometimes. But it's mostly not the case. Even you, Lily. Sure you're hanging out with the two of us now, but someday you, my sister, are gonna be into your own things and we'll have nothing in common... unless..." he takes his sister Lily's blanket and pacifier and when he comes back, he sees Lily mashing buttons and giggles.
"Wiwy woves wis game!" Lily said happily as she giggles.
"Holy... Lily, You don't have your own things yet!" Lincoln screamed as he picks Lily up, "Mom, what were you doing?"
"Uhhh, I was letting Lily try out some of your little habits," Lori said nervously.
"Lily, you're like an unformed lump of clay!" Lincoln said sternly, "But if we can mold you, then someone in this house will finally like the things that Mom and I like!"
Suddenly, Clyde then enters the house.
"Hey, Lincoln! What has two thumbs and totally wants to hang out with his best friend and his mother?" Clyde said as he points to himself, "This guy!" before Lincoln shoves him out the door.
"Sorry, Clyde. Mom and I are in the middle of something important," Lincoln explained, "I'm changing the baby and Mom's gonna help me out!"
"Something important? But what's more important than hanging out with me?" Clyde asked and looks in the window.
"Well, Lily, it looks like it's just you, me and our mom now! We're gonna have the best time together!" Lincoln explained as Lily giggles and Clyde's thumbs deflate.
Later, Lincoln was back in his room with Lori for a very important matter involving Lily.
"So, why are we back here in your room, Lincoln?" Lori asked nervously.
"To tell you this: Mom, have you ever wanted a daughter who likes what you like?" Lincoln asked her.
"Well, I do like the idea of any sister or daughter who likes to explore their options, see what kind of talents they might have," Lori replied, "Why is that?"
"Mom, I give you the ideal sister for me," Lincoln said as he presents Lily, the daughter of Lori Loud.
"Lily? Wait, she's my daughter, Lincoln," Lori said nervously.
"Think of it this way, Mom, Lily is at an impressionable age. Therefore, we can mold her into a mini version of me or you, maybe both!" Lincoln explained.
"You mean, we can have the younger sister you've always wanted?" Lori asked.
"And more! She'll be the daughter you've always wanted, Mom!" Lincoln finished explaining, "What do you say?"
"Well, that's great. But, uh... question is... where do we start?" Lori asked.
"Let's begin with the things we like," Lincoln commented as he and Lori show Lily many of their material possessions, "These are some old video games, comic books and regular books, action figures. These are some of the things that can somehow make life worth living."
"Blankie!" Lily said as she reaches for her blanket but Lincoln takes the blanket away from her.
"No, no, no. You don't like this yet," Lincoln replied.
"You like this," Lori said as she turns on a movie on their TV, "This here... is the original Star Wars!"
"One of our favorite intergalactic adventures," Lincoln explained as he is playing with model of a ship from the movie which is the Star Destroyer, "Pew-pew-pew! Check this out. It's a 500-piece replica of the Star Destroyer."
"Built by yours truly, Lincoln and Lori Loud-Santiago," Lori said to the viewers and they see that Lily's interested in it, "Oh, you like it? Here you go, Lily," Lori said sweetly as she gives the model to her daughter Lily as she giggles and starts playing it.
"Pew-pew! Pew-pew!" Lily shouted as she giggles.
"That's right! Pew pew pew!" Lincoln said politely before his sister Lily suddenly starts shaking the model, "Uh, Lily? You gotta, you know, try to be..." suddenly, Lily tosses it into the air" ...careful!"
Suddenly, The model nearly crashes onto the floor but falls into Lori's hands thankfully.
"I got it!" Lori shouted.
"Pew-pew...?" Lily said nervously.
"Not to worry, guys. I wanted to get the 600 piece model anyway," Lincoln said holding back angst.
"All right, let's move on to something she can understand," Lori said as she holds her daughter Lily as she giggles.
"Okay, what else do we like, Mom?" Lincoln asked.
Later, Lincoln shows off his coin collection to Lily.
"Coin collecting is an awesome hobby, Lily. You collect coins from all around the world, then spend hours of fun carefully organizing them by country and denomination," Lincoln explained as his mother Lori the picks up the Zloty.
"Who loves a Zloty? Lily does!" Lori said as Lily looks at the Zloty then grabs and shakes the entire collection book, "Hey, Lily! Stop that! You're gonna ruin the collection book!" Lily stops shaking and smacks Lincoln with the book, "Lily, no! Bad baby!"
"Thanks Zloty..." Lincoln said as he faints.
At noon, Lori and Lincoln are then seen giving Lily lunch with their favorite sandwich.
"This is our favorite sandwich, Lily. Peanut butter and sauerkraut," Lincoln explained.
"Yeah, You can't chew it yet, but..." Lori said as she blends it up and pours it in her daughter's sippy cup, "...you can drink it!"
"Poo-poo!" Lily replied as she giggles.
"Cheers!" Lincoln said cheerfully.
"Dig in, kids!" Lori said gracefully as they eat and drink their sandwiches, belch and laugh. Later, they are then seen showing her an Ace Savvy comic book.
"Okay, Lily, this is one of our favorite crime fighters, Ace Savvy," Lincoln explained as he and Lori pull down a mobile, with pictures of comic pages hanging below.
"And this here is an Ace Savvy mobile that Lincoln made especially for you," Lori explained as Lincoln started spinning the mobile.
"Now look into the mobile," Lincoln said as he was helping Lori spin the mobile.
"You will love Ace Savvy," Lori and Lincoln said slowly and softly while Lily stares at the mobile and the pictures appear across her eyes, "You will love Ace Savvy."
"Ace Savvy..." Lily said as her eyes turn into a hypnotic gaze.
"Yes! That's my little girl! It's working, Lincoln," Lori said happily as Lily suddenly wanders into Lori's arms but suddenly throws up on her, "Ewww! I guess we should have done this before the peanut butter and sauerkraut.
Later, Lori and Lincoln were taking Lily out for a walk in a baby carrier.
"Whoo-hoo! Come on, Lily. I can't wait to show you more of our favorite things!" Lincoln said happily as they head off, Clyde appears from inside the tree out front - with twigs on his hair as he spies on them.
"I don't get it. I've been watching them all day, and I still don't see what Lily has that I don't," Clyde denied as he busts out his thumbs, "Come on, you guys. Let's find out."
Later, Lori, Lincoln and Lily are now at the arcade, and Lily wins a ton of tickets on a game.
"Way to go, Lily!" Lincoln cheered.
"That's my little girl there!" Lori cheered as Lily giggles cheerfully while Clyde spies on them in a toy grabbing game. Later, Lori, Lincoln and Lily hit the hobby shop where Lily gets a toy plane and makes propeller sounds and Clyde is wearing a mask disguised as a news stand man while watching them. Later, at the clothes store, the three were at the mirror.
"All right, little girl. Put your arms up," Lily does so and Lori puts an orange shirt just her size on her. She and Lincoln then grab Lily's hands and they leave, "Now let's see if we can find you a white wig," suddenly, Lily crawls to her blanket and grabs it. She then crawls back to them as Lori picks her up, "Come on, Lily," Lori said as she picks her up.
With that, they leave and Clyde has been watching them disguised as a mannequin.
Just then, Outside at the park, Lori, Lincoln and Lily are playing Chess with some senior folks and Lily wins her game. Her opponent bangs his head on the desk in shame. Lincoln runs and grabs Lily high in the air.
"Amazing! You're doing wonderful!" Lincoln cheered.
"But we aren't done yet, fellas! We still got a long way to go," Lori replied.
Later, they were in the backyard with some other habits all around them.
"Okay Lily, now growing up opens up a whole bunch of options. We showed you many of our great habits, but now, Lincoln and I present to you some of our latest paints in our little art book. Let's see if you've got yourself a creative side," Lori explained to Lily.
Lily looked at the paint cans and a big sheet of paper that stood before her. But then she has her eyes on her blanket that was just on the other side, "Blankie!" Lily said as she crawls, she tips over a red paint can leaving a trail of paint all over the paper, but just before she could touch her blanket, Lori picked her daughter up.
"Lily! Look at you! You're a mess!" Lori said as Lily smears paint on her mother's cheek, making her giggle, "Okay, let's get you cleaned up."
Later, Lori was washing the paint off Lily, who couldn't stop moving and laughing.
"Wiwy wove paint!" Lily giggled.
"Hey, Stop moving..." Lori said as she wipes the last spot off of her daughter Lily, "There you go. All clean, girl."
"Blankie!" Lily said as she holds her blanket, which was covered in paint.
"Hm. You seem to like that blanket don't you?" Lori said sweetly.
Lily smiles as she holds her blanket, "Blankie blankie!"
"Wow. Guess, you've got a long way to go huh?" Lori said as she tickles Lily, Lincoln comes in and holds Lily with Lori.
"Thanks Mom, I think we should take it from here together," Lincoln said politely.
"I think so, too," Lori said as she giggles.
Back at the Loud House, Lori, Lincoln and Lily were all playing video games together when suddenly...
"Um...what's going on?" Leni asked coldly as the camera zooms out to all of Lori's other sisters, whom are looking at her along with her son Lincoln and daughter Lily as Lori then stands on the couch.
"Look, girls. You guys never want to do the stuff that my son and I both like, so we taught my daughter Lily to do it," Lori said and their sisters react shocked to that, "Now, now I won't bother you. Everybody wins!"
"KO! PLAYER TWO WINS!" Game announcer said in digitized NES speech.
Lily puts her arms in the air, dropping her controller, and beams.
"Well...almost everybody, Mom," Lincoln said as Lily giggles in victory.
Later that night in Lily's room, Lori was reading a bedtime story to her daughter Lily, "And as the humble Ace Savvy and his trusty sidekicks One-Eyed Jack and the High Card defeated the evil Card Countess and the world was finally at peace again. The end," Lori finished as they see Lily fast asleep and they give her a kiss on the head.
"Thanks for the best day ever," Lincoln said to Lily.
"I have to agree, Lincoln. I think this is the start of a beautiful young family friendship," Lori said sweetly as Lincoln turns out the lights and leaves her room while Lori handed a blanket to her daughter, "Here you go," as she covers her daughter Lily with her blanket," Thanks for spending time with us today. It's nice to know that I have a sister that finally gets to share what I like. Of course, you don't have to worry about what you want to be right now," she giggles and gives Lily another kiss, "Goodnight, my sweet little daughter..."
She walks out of her daughter's room and heads back to her son's room so she would sleep with him for the night.
May 1, 1986
The next morning, Lori and Lincoln were peacefully sleeping in the small bedroom. Lori yawns and wakes up, holding Lincoln by her side.
"Morning, Lincoln," Lori said sweetly to Lincoln as he yawns.
"Morning, Mom," Lincoln said sleepily as he woke up.
"Are you ready for another day of taking care of my daughter Lily together?" Lori asked quietly.
"Yeah. I sure am, Mom. Can't wait to show my sister more of our habits," Lincoln said quietly.
They then got up as the opened the door to Lily's bedroom.
"Rise and shine, little girl. We've got a whole lot to do today," Lori said sweetly but they discover the orange T-shirt and pacifier but not Lily, in her crib and scream in panic, "Oh my god! Where did she go?!"
"Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud" Lynn said off-screen when Lori and Lincoln suddenly heard the sound of a baseball bouncing from outside. It happens to be coming from Lucy and Lynn's window.
"Lynn? What are you doing up so early?" Lori said in surprise.
"Hey, Lori! Can you throw that ball down?" Lynn asked Lori.
Lori threw back the baseball but when she looked out the window to see Lynn pitching with Lily, Lori screamed at the sight and rushed outside with an angry look on her face as she picked up her daughter while she confronted the two, but she ducks to dodge a fastball approaching them, "LYNN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" she shouted.
"You guys think you're the only ones in this family who don't have anyone to do stuff with," Lynn replied, "Lily's gonna be my sports buddy."
"What?! No! She is not! Don't you understand that she's my daughter?!" Lori said sternly to Lynn, "You know her head's too soft to take a hit."
"Yeah, that's why I gave her a helmet," Lynn replied.
"This was me and my son's idea, we're getting her back!" Lori explained, "Come on Lily, we better get back to..."
Suddenly, Lori turns around to see that her daughter Lily is gone and she screams in response. It turns out that Luan took her.
"Introducing Luan Loud and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil!" Luan announced as she held Lily who is dressed like Mr. Coconuts in the same position as him, "Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Ma..."
"Donna!" Lily responded.
"What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?" Luan asked.
"Poo-poo!" Lily responded.
"Hey! That's no dummy! That's my cleanup hitter!" Lynn shouted.
"No, she's ours!" Lincoln shouted.
"Yeah! That belongs to us! Because she is my daughter!" Lori said sternly as she gets pulled into a fight over Lily who flies right out of the fight cloud then stops.
"Lily?" Lincoln, Lynn, Luan and Lori all asked in unison.
Lucy was dressing Lily up in goth fashion and showing her photos of the deceased, "This is Great Grandma Harriet," Lucy said as Lily blows a raspberry to her, she then daubs all over Lucy's bedroom wall with the black paint, "And this is President Abraham Lincoln."
The camera cuts to Lincoln as he and Lori both have suspicious looks.
"Uh, Lucy...what are you doing?" Lincoln asked her.
"I'm introducing Lily to my ghost friends," Lucy explained.
"She already has a friend, and that friend, is my son named Lincoln! And she's my daughter and Lincoln's sister!" Lori replied as she takes Lily back.
"Jeez..." Lucy said angrily as Lincoln wipes Lucy's makeup off Lily's face.
"Black is not your color. Orange is!" Lincoln informed her as he gets out another small orange shirt and turns around to find that Lily's gone again but discovers that his mother Lori has her, "Whew! Good going, Mom!"
"Okay, little girl. We gotta get you back in your crib and... "Leni snatches the baby from Lori, "Hey! Learn your manners, Leni!"
"Sorry, twerp! She already has plans with me," Leni said as she walks downstairs with Lily and Lori becomes aggravated by this.
"Jesus Christ! I don't know how much more of this I can take!" Lori said to herself.
Leni is then showing Lily one of her favorite reality shows.
"Now, Dylan can only pick one girl to spend the rest of his life with. And it'd better be Marisol," Lily blows a raspberry of disagreement, "Yeah, you're right. Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany."
"That's enough! She doesn't wanna watch your shows with you," Luna informed her.
Lincoln then slides down the banister, angrily looking at Leni, "Give her back, Leni! She's my sister!"
"Why should you get her, you little twerp?!" Leni said angrily to Lincoln, "I've literally been waiting 16 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!"
"And I've been waiting 11 years for a sister who likes what I like! Now give her to me! I got to help Mom with the..." Suddenly, he realizes that his mother Lori is not behind him, "Mom? Mom, where are you?"
"HELP!" Lori screamed as Leni and Lincoln rush to Lori's rescue and discover she's stuck in Lily's crib, "Oh, thank goodness, you're here Lincoln! I got in here to show Lily some more of my art book, but now, thanks to Leni, I can't get out of this baby prison!" Lori starts bawling like a baby but Lincoln helps her out.
"Upsy-daizy, Mom. It's all right," Lincoln said peacefully as Lori stops bawling.
"Awwww, thank you," Lori said sweetly.
But Lisa suddenly starts laughing evilly and has Lily strapped to one of her machines to use her as a test subject. As soon as Lori found her daughter strapped to the machine, she gets enraged by it and snaps out of it.
"Poo-poo?" Lily said nervously.
Lisa is about to throw the switch but Lori stops her.
"LISA, ARE YOU NUTS?!" Lori yelled at Lisa.
"Come on, older sister unit! No one in this family ever willingly lets me do experiments on them!" Lisa explained nervously.
"For a reason! One being Lily's a baby. Another reason being that she's my daughter!" Lori said sternly.
"I was going to give her a sucker afterward," Lisa said as she holds out a lollipop to which Lincoln and Lori both facepalm.
"Look, everyone just stay away from Lily! She's my sister, and our little Lincoln!" Lincoln said sternly.
"Yeah, Don't we get a say in this?" Lori asked sternly.
"NO!" Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lisa all replied.
"Uh, guys?" Lori asked again.
"What?" Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lisa all asked as Lori points that her daughter Lily is now gone again.
"Not again!" Lincoln said in fear.
Luna is jamming with Lily on drums and gets up on her bunk bed.
"STAGE DIVE! WOO!" Luna shouted as she dives off her bed right towards Lily who has a bad feeling about this and Lincoln and their sisters push her out of Lily's way, "WOO!"
They then see that she's gone again.
"Where's Lily?!" They all replied in unison.
Just then, Lily is having a tea party with Lola.
"More tea, Lady Lilington?" Lola asked.
"She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party. She wants to play with Izzy!" Lana demanded as Lana puts Izzy on Lily's head.
"No she doesn't!" Lola shouted.
"Yes she does!" Lana shouted back.
"No she doesn't!" Lola shouted back
"Yes she does!" Lana shouted back.
"Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam session!" Luna shouted.
"She was my specimen!" Lisa shouted.
"We were talking to Great Grandma Harriet." Lucy shouted.
"We were playing ball!" Lynn shouted.
"We were getting ready to take our show on the road!" Luan shouted.
"We were watching Dylan's date! And I want to help her do some aerobic dancing!" Leni bitterly shouted.
"No way! Lincoln and I were trying to help make my daughter's life better for us so I demand you give her back at once before I give you girls the belt punishment!" Lori yelled angrily at her sisters.
"BT-dubs, ladies, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you re-gifted her brooch, and she's not happy about it," Lucy said but Lori instantly gets really angry.
"GIVE US BACK LILY!" Lola and Lana shouted at Lori.
The girls all fight over Lily until Lori charges and grabs her. They stop fighting and notice Lori is about to sprint away with her daughter Lily, "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, LORI?!" They all shouted as Lori dashes away only to be stopped by her son Lincoln.
"There you are, Mom! I'm so glad you could make it!" Lincoln said in fear.
"Come on, kids! Let's get back to our room," Lori said in fear.
"What about our plan to make her a perfect daughter for you?" Lincoln asked.
"I'm sorry, son, but this is very urgent right now!" Lori said in fear, "We need to get to safety!"
"Do you know why, Mom?" Lincoln asked.
"Because she's already..." Lori said before Leni grabbed Lily.
"I'll take that," Leni said coldly, but just as Leni grabs Lily and runs, Lori pumps up with rage.
"Oh, no, you don't, Leni! That's my daughter! Give her back to me right now!" Lori said as she gets Lily back from Leni but crashes into Luan who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts.
"Whoops. Sorry, Linc! Sorry, dummy!" She laughs as she runs off only for her to lose Lily to Lincoln.
"Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na!" He suddenly then loses Lily to Lisa while she's gloating at Luan.
"Oh dear, LILY'S INVISIBLE!" Lisa said in fear.
"Boo."
Lisa screams and Lucy takes Lily from her.
"Boo."
Leni runs off screaming. Lori could only watch as this ridiculous fight for Lily continued. Lisa got Lily back from Lucy, then Luan gets Lily, then Lynn intercepts, Lola drives in, Lana crashes in. She didn't have a clue what to do about this situation. She was starting to lose it.
"Lily... Wait... I... Guys... But... I don't..." At this moment, she started getting really angry and sweat began to drip from her forehead due to her temperature rising and her fists clenching and teeth gritting as she starts raising her voice, "Oh... my... god... I... Think... I'm... GOING TO EXPLODE RIGHT NOW!" Her eyes started to spin, and shouts and full volume, "THAT'S ENOUGH!" It grew silent and everyone looked at Lori who was furious, "I can't take it anymore! All Lincoln and I wanted was a perfect daughter for me and a perfect sister for Lincoln, but you guys have turned it all into such a big mess! This has to stop or you're all going to be grounded!
"Mom's right. We all want her daughter Lily to be our mini-me, right?" Lincoln asked them, "Well, there's only one way to settle this. We'll let my sister Lily choose.
With that, everyone has come together in the living room for Lily decide which sibling she's going to be with.
"Now, whoever Lily crawls to is the one she wants to be with. Agreed?" Lori asked and the girls nod and they all take out their items relating to what they wanted Lily to like what they like earlier. Lori and Lincoln have their Ace Savvy comic, diary and art book, Leni has the TV remote and a pair of legwarmer socks, Luna has her drumsticks, Luan has Mr. Coconuts, Lynn has her baseball mitt, Lucy has her photo of Abe Lincoln, Lana has Izzy, Lola has her teapot, and Lisa has her cables as each one of them beckons Lily with them.
"Come on! It's our everyday lifestyle!" Lincoln begged.
"Wooden you like to be my friend?" Luan begged.
"Low and inside!" Lynn begged.
"Izzy!" Lana begged.
"Look at my marisol and my dancing skills!" Leni begged her.
"Listen to the two of us. I want to make your life better, Lily," Lori begged her.
"Extra sugar!" Lola begged.
"Walk this way," Luna begged.
"Abe Lincoln," Lucy begged.
"I have more suckers!" Lisa begged.
"I don't know how this could get any crazier, Lincoln," Lori said nervously to Lincoln as Lily is starting to feel a little stressed over which one of them to be with as she just can't decide. But fortunately for her though, Clyde comes in.
"LINCOLN! LORI! You wanna hang out with babies?" Clyde replied as he tears off his clothes revealing to be wearing a diaper and puts on a bonnet and busts out Lily's blanket, "Then let's hang," As soon as he puts his thumb in his mouth, the Loud Kids all gasp at the sight of Clyde.
"Oh god..." Lori said nervously while all of the Louds where speechless at Clyde's new baby get up. Lily starts crawling towards someone...or something.
"Hey, look! Lily's coming to me!" Lincoln said happily.
"Nuh-uh! To me!" Lynn shouted.
"To us, please!" Lori and Lincoln begged.
"To me!" Lynn said in fear but Lily crawls all the way to Clyde because he has her blanket.
"SHE CHOSE CLYDE?!" they all shouted in unison.
"I have something to say to you, Little Miss Friend Stealer!" Clyde said as Lily takes her blanket back and makes a cute face to Clyde, "You are..." but suddenly, Clyde was unable to resist her cuteness, "You are just absolutely adorable! No wonder Lincoln and Lori want to hang with you!" Clyde said as he hugs her but Lincoln was disturbed at his best friend's ensemble.
"Clyde, why are you wearing a diaper?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah. For whatever reason you look kinda... cute in that," Lori giggled.
"Mom!" Lincoln shouted.
"What? He's so cute and adorable in a baby outfit," Lori said nervously.
"You replaced me with Lily, so I thought this was the only way to win you back," Clyde said sternly.
"I'd never replace you. You're my best friend," Lincoln explained.
"Yeah. We were just trying to help Lily get along with us," Lori explained.
"Blankie!" Lily said happily, cuddling her blanket.
"Her blankie...of course! Now we get it, you guys. We can't mold Lily," Lincoln replied, "No matter what we do, she's always gonna want the things she wants.
"What do you think they've been trying to tell us this whole time?" Lori asked nervously.
"Besides, I forgot I already have someone who likes everything I like," Lincoln said, "What do you say, Clyde? Wanna hang?"
"Sorry, Lincoln. Lily and I have plans. Hey, Lily! What has four thumbs and loves milk?" Clyde asked.
"These guys!" Clyde and Lily said as they point to themselves.
As they left, Lincoln talks to Lori.
"I guess you're right, Mom. We can't change Lily. Sorry I got you involved in all this," Lincoln said dejectedly.
"That's okay Lincoln. Besides, Lily's gonna grow up someday. Until then, you guys are perfect enough for the two of us," Lori said sweetly as she hugs Lincoln, and he hugs back.
"Hey, Chas, does Maria still have that brooch that Lori gave her?" Leni asked on her phone while dancing.
Lucy raises her head up and smiles, knowing she successfully got Great Grandma Harriet's message to Leni.
"Yep. That seems true," Lori replied as she laughs to herself and Lincoln follows along with her.