You keep saying This is why you believe God has no grandchildren. So you are righteously mistaken! For it is true Jesus and his 144000 man army never had kids till the end of the thousand years! But all and all they eventually have kids. And the cycle of life continues. And begins anew! With Jesus as God. And Buddha as the Savior of Earth. The Messiah that Could! Would! And most definitely Will! Take his Fathers Burden. If HE can't take the PAIN and lets go at all! LIFE is doomed. Game over! Bye Bye Everything!
The new born Buddha: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I must not breathe! I WILL NOT BREATHE!
KING JESUS: That's my boy.