Ding-Dong! I hear wedding bells! There's going to be a wedding! To bad it's not Solana and Lunick's! Here's episode 23!
We find our favorite three rangers doing filing with their Leader, who keeps on stairing deeply into space. " Have you two noticed that Spenser's acting very weird lately?" whispered Lunick. " Yeah. He keeps on stairing deeply into space. Like he's in love." said Solana. " Ooh! Maybe he is!" said Daisy. " Someone should ask what's going on with him." said Lunick. Solana and Daisy stare at Lunick. " What?!" asked Lunick. " You're going to ask him." said Solana. " Why me?" asked Lunick. " 1. You're a guy. 2. You're his favorite." said Daisy pushing him next to Spenser. " Hey, Spenser! What's up?" asked Lunick. " Oh nothing. Lunick could I tell you something?" asked Spenser. " Ok." said Lunick. " Get Solana and Daisy first." said Spenser. Lunick grabs Solana and Daisy and pulls them over. " Ok, you three. I know you guys think I've been acting weird lately. It''s because , Elita from Wintown and I are getting married in two months." said Spenser. " Ooh! Congrats, Spenser." said Lunick. " So have you chosen a best man yet?" asked Daisy. " Oh,I forgot! Lunick, would you be my best man at the wedding?" asked Spenser. " Of course." said Lunick. " Elita will be coming here soon, so I need you three to be here." said Spenser. " Fine." said the three rangers. Later when Elita comes over, Elita asks to only speak with Solana and Daisy. " Alright, girls. Solana, I was wondering if you would like to be my maid of honor?" asked Elita. " I would be honored." said Solana. " What can I be?" asked Daisy. " You can be one of my bridesmaids." said Elita. " Yay!" cheered Daisy. " So where is the wedding going to be?" asked Solana. " It's going to be on the beach in Summerland. " said Elita. " A beach wedding sounds romantic." said Solana. " So if you're getting married in Summerland you have to have the right dress. One not to long and not to short." said Daisy. " That's right. Would you girls like to help me shop for a dress?" asked Elita. " Sure. When?" asked Solana. " How about tomorrow?" asked Elita. " That sounds good." said Daisy. Tomorrow Elita, Solana, and Daisy go to the dress shop to find dresses. " What do you girls think of this dress?" asked Elita coming out with a peach dress that reaches half way down her knees. " Hmm. Nice, but not your color." said Solana. " What she said." said Daisy. " Ok." said Elita as she went back into the dressing room. Meanwhile, we find Lunick and Spenser at the tux shop to find a suit for them to wear. " what do you think of this one?" asked Spenser coming out with a black tuxedo." Hmm. It's nice, but it's to classic. Try something new like white." said Lunick. " You're right! Black is perfect!" said Spenser going back into the dressing room. Back to the women, Elita comes out of the dressing room wearing a blue dress just like the one she wore before. " Well, what do you think?" asked Elita. " Nice. That's perfect!" said Solana ." It's outstanding." said Daisy. " Alright. Now I have find a veil." said Elita. " How about this one?" asked Solana holding up a white bubble veil with a silver tiara. " Perfect. Now for your bridesmaids' dresses." said Elita. Later the girls come out of their cubbicle wearing light blue bridesmaid dresses that reach up to their knees. " So what do you girls think of your dresses?" asked Elita. " Wonderful." said Solana. " They're so pretty and so comfortable." said Daisy. " Glad you girls like 'em. Now let's let Solana pay for them." said Elita. " What?! I have to pay for the dresses?!" asked Solana. " Yeah. You're the Maid of Honor." said Elita. " Aww! The cost for the dresses at this shop is going to cost me a year's salary!" said Solana. " Haha! Don't worry! I was just kidding! I'll pay for them." said Elita. " Haha. Very funny." said Solana sarcasticly. " Tomorrow we have to go to shop for the flowers." said Elita. " Alright. As long as I don't have to pay." said Solana. " Don't worry. Spenser's paying." said Elita. " Finally, the men start to pay." said Daisy. As time goes by, all of the preperaions are done. And everything is bought. One week before the wedding, we have a problem. One night, we find Spenser and Elita talking. " So, what are we going to do after the wedding?" asked Elita. " Start working on making children." said Spenser. " What? I thought we agreed to wait a year after the wedding." said Elita. " I think it'd be better if we just start right after the wedding." " But we agreed on my plan. Why would you just make another plan?" asked Elita. " I never said I agreed. I said I'd think about it." said Spenser. " Well you could've told me about a month ago." said Elita. " Well you could've asked a month ago." said Spenser. " Why do I have to ask?! You should've told me!" yelled Elita. " Well why should I have to tell you?! If you were really curious, you should've asked!" yelled Spenser. " What is it with you men and telling people what they need to know?!" asked Elita. " What is it with you women and asking questions?!" asked Spenser. " Ugh! MEN!" complained Elita. " WOMEN!" complained Spenser. " Sometimes I wonder why I bother with you! " said Elita and Spenser in unision to each other. " I'm going to bed!" yelled Elita as she goes into the elevator to go to her guest room. " FIne!" yelled Spenser. " Fine!" " Fine!" " FINE!!!!!" yelled Elita before the elevator door closed. A few minutes later Lunick comes down to ask Spenser what the yelling was all about. " Hey, Spenser, is everything alright? I heard yelling coming from down here." said Lunick. " It was me and Elita. We had figh. She thinks that she's always right! But I can't take it anymore! Maybe we should just cancel the wedding, " said Spenser. " Don't do that! All of the preperations and stuff you got will og to waste. If you two are having problems in your relationship then try going to a relationship psychologist." said Lunick. ( meanwhile) Solana is walking down the hall when she hears noises coming from Elita's room. " (knocks on the door) Elita? Are you ok? Can I come in?" asked Solana. " Sure." said Elita. Solana enters the room to find Elita murdering a pillow by punching it. " Um..Elita, is every thing alright?" asked Solana. " Yeah. Everything is just peachy. " said Elita continuing to muder the pillow. " Then why are you trying to kill that pillow?" asked Solana. " -sigh- Spenser and I were having a fight and he is so unsensitive. And such a pig-headed asshole! " said Elita. " I never knew you were so agressive. Was Spenser really being so unsensitive?" asked Solana. " Yeah! Why can't Spenser be more like Lunick? A nice, sensitive, and polite man." said Elita. " Well, Lunick is all of those things. But there are times when he's not. He sometimes gets me so mad I just want to rip his head off and eat it on plate. But I forget about it, because I know that Lunick and I are in a relationship and people in relationships sometimes fight. So we just forget about are problems a realize we fight because we love each other. Isn't that why you and Spenser fight?" asked Solana. " I guess you're right. Maybe I should talk things over with Spenser." said Elita getting up to go downstairs to go talk to Spenser. (downstairs) " Psychologist? No way. And besides, the psychologist is just gonna tell me I'm right, like always, and Elita's gonna get hot-headed , like she always is, and make bitch-fit out of it." said Spenser. " So I'm hot-headed, am I?" asked Elita angrily. " How long were you standing there?" asked Spenser. " Long enough to hear the whole conversation." said Elita. " You know that's eveasdropping!" said Spenser. " Well if I hadn't I wouldn't have known what you really think of me!" said Elita. " Maybe you two should se a relationship psychologist." said Lunick. " With her?!" asked Spenser. " With him?!" asked Elita. " Hell no!" yelled the two in unision. " The only way I'm going with her is if you and Solana come with us." said Spenser. " What's wrong? Need someone to help comfort you when the psychologist says I'm right?" asked Elita. " Grr. You are such a ..." said Spenser before Solana covers his mouth. " Don't say anything you'll regret later, Spenser." said Solana. " Solana, it's a good idea for us to come with them so we can stop them from killing each other. " said Lunick. Tomorrow, in the psychologist's office, our two couples are speaking with the psychologist who is giving them some tests. " Alirght, everyone, my name is Dr. Roseanna, and I'll be helping you in your relationships. Now what seems to be the problem?" asked Dr. Roseanna. " Well me and my loving girlfriend are here not only to check out our relationship, but to keep th peace between these two." said Lunick pointing to Elita and Spenser, who are turned away from each other. " Alright. Now let's start with our older couple. Elita, how do you feel when you're around Spenser?" asked Roseanna. " Like I'm in hell." said Elita. " Oh damn! You took my answer for when the doctor asks me that question about you!" said Spenser. " That's what I'm talking about! Spenser always has to make a negavtive comment whenever I talk!" said Elita. " Ok. Spenser, how do you feel when you're around Elita." asked Roseanna. " Like I'm being tortured for something. She is the mistress of evil." said Spenser. Spenser and Elita are shooting daggers out of their eyes at each other. " Alright, now to our younger couple. Solana, how do you feel when you're around Lunick?" asked Roseanna. " Nothing." said Solana. " What?" asked Lunick. " I mean I don't feel any special way when I'm around Lunick. I already love Lunick. Isn't that special enough?" asked Solana. " Ok. Lunick, how do you feel when you're around Solana?" asked Roseanna. " Scared." said Lunick. " What the hell?!" asked Solana. " Solana has her bad temper. She gets mad often whenever I'm around her. I'm afraid she might kill me." said Lunick. " Hmm. Ok. For our older couple, you two seem that you're a couple from hell. And our, younger couple, you two are a regular, semi-normal couple. Alright, next we'll see how you guys would treat you're women. Alright, this is for the men. You are stranded on an island with your woman, who is pregnant and will be going into labor any second and a guy in a life boat comes, but only one of you can get into the boat what would you do?" asked Roseanna. " I'd let Solana get into the boat." said Lunick. " But what if I go into labor before I get to shore?" said Solana. " Well hold the baby inside until you get to the hospital." said Lunick. " But if I do that, the baby will die!" said Solana. " How?" asked Lunick. " Lunick, when a baby is in the womb, it breathes water. When the water breaks and the baby's lungs are fully grown, it starts to breathe air! And inside the womb after the damn water breaks, there is no fucking air! And humans, including babies, need to breathe air! Get it now?!?!?!" asked Solana. " Ok. Spenser, your answer?" asked Roseanna. " Simple. Kick that man's ass out of the boat and get in with Elita." said Spenser. " Seriously?" asked Elita. " Of course. If it's my child or not, I don't want it to be stranded on a weird island with no good resources." said Spenser. " Oh, Spenser, you're so sweet." said Elita. " Lunick, you're not. Why couldn't you think of an answer like that?" asked Solana. " I would rather you get in the boat and me die on this island." said Lunick. " Alright. Next, let's check on how you guys know each other. First we'll have the women answer questions about the men. Men, correct your women if they're wrong. Alright, when was your man born?" asked Roseanna. " May 18, 1991." said Solana. " That was simple. All you had to do was remember was your birthday, which is the same date." said Lunick to Solana. " Spenser's birthday is...September...six,..no,...seven,...no...nine,...no,...twenty,...Ah! September 21!983." said Elita. " Actually 1984. You were off by one year." said Spenser. " Alright, what's your man's mother's name?" asked Roseanna. " Joan." said Solana. " No. It's Jane. You talked to her last week when we called to check up on Laurean, and you still don't remember?" asked Lunick. " Well at least I remembered her name started with a ' J ' ! " said Solana. " His mother's name is Katrina." said Elita. " You're right!" said Spenser. " Last question, what is you're man's favorite thing to do when he's with you alone." asked Roseanna. " Have sex." said Elita and Solana in unision. " That's not true!" said Lunick. " Oh please! We have it three times a day. You always start it! " said Solana. " Well, I guess that's true, Elita. It's because I love so much." said Spenser. " Aw, I love you too, Spenser." said Elita. " Alright, for the men,..." said Roseanna. ( Let's skip to when they get back to the ranger base.) Inside the base, Daisy is waiting for the couples to return. " Hey guys, how was therapy?" asked Daisy as she saw Spenser and Elita walking together hand in hand, and Solana and Lunick walking far away from each other. " Perfect." said Elita and Spenser in unision. " Not fine! Lunick and I are very close to breaking up!" said Solana. " Who died and said you're going to decide if we break up?" asked Lunick. " You are such a pain in the ass!" yelled Solana. " I'm about to bring pain to your ass." said Lunick. " bring it on, boyfriend." said Solana taking off her earrings and clenching her fists getting ready to fight. Lunick and Solana tackle each other and start to fight. Spenser and Elita break up the fight and hold them back. " Alright, you two, time to settle this. Don't you think the reason why you two don't know a lot about each other is because you guys have to much sex?" asked Spenser. " Hn." said Solana and Lunick in unision. " Maybe if you two had less sex and talked more, you two would know each other better." said Spenser. " You're right. I'm sorry, Solana. I should start talking to you more." said Lunick hugging Solana. " No. I'm sorry, Lunick. I shouldn't get so mad everytime I'm with you. Forgive me?" asked Solana hugging Lunick back. " There's nothing to forgive." said Lunick. ( alright now let's skip to the wedding day) Solana and Diays are helping Elita with her dress and her hair. " Elita, you look so beautiful. I wish I was you." said Daisy. " You want to marry Spenser?" asked Elita. " No! I mean I wish I could get married right now, but not to Spenser." said Daisy. " Elita, this is going to be the most wonderful day of your life. You look so beautiful." said Solana. ( skip to the wedding ceremony. Let's skip the part when the priest makes his speach and stop at the vows.) " Now let us allow the bride and groom recite their wedding vows." said the priest. " I, Spenser, affirm my love to you, Elita as I invite you to share my life. You are the most beautiful, smart, and generous person i have ever known, and I promise always to respect you. With kindness, unselfishness, and trust, I will work by your side to create a wonderful life together." said Spenser. " I, Elita, take you, Spenser to be my husband. To love and to hold. I will always be at your side whenever there is trouble. I will always be there for you." siad Elita. " Now may the bride and groom give each other the rings." said the priest. " ( places rings on Spenser's finger) With this ring I thee wed." said Elita as she placed the ring on Spenser's finger. " ( places ring on Elita's finger) With this ring I thee wed." said Spenser placing the ring on Elita's finger. " Now, do you Spenser Hayete, take Elita to be your wife? To love and to hold. In sickness and in health. For richer or poorer" said the Priest. " I do." said Spenser. " Do you, Elita Snow ( I know bad last name), take Spenser to be your husband. To love and to hold. In sickness and in health. For richer or poorer." said the Priest. " I do." said Elita. " By the power invested in me I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride." said the priest. Spenser and Elita kiss and everyone cheers. Spenser and Elita head out to the limo to go to the reception. But before they get into the limo, Elita throws the bouquet. All of the women try to catch it. The person who catches it is, Solana! " Yay! I caught it! I caught it! I'm the next to get married!" cheered Solana. " I wonder to who?" asked Daisy sarcasticly. Then Spenser throws Elita's garter to the men. The men try to catch it. Lunick catches it. ( you know the two that catches the bouquet and garter are, in superstitions, to be the couple to get married next.) " I caught the garter! I'm the next man to get married. Isn't there something next to this sperstition?" asked Lunick. " Yeah. You have to marry the person that caught the bouquet." said Daisy. " Who's that?" asked Lunick. " Me." said Solana holding up the bouquet. " Well I guess we're going to be husband and wife soon." said Lunick. " Only on one condition." said Solana. " What's that?" asked Lunick. " I get to be the wife." said Solana. " Understood." said Lunick.
end episode 23.
That was good. Anyway next episode: episode 24: Back to school again. It's school time again in the world of our rangers. New problems. New classes. But same old, bitchy Claire. and we'll be having a new student wich is a new ranger at the base. What is that girl gonna be like? Wiat and find out. Bye Sprousegirl12