STOP! Are YOU planning on writing a Legolas FanFic? Well, you can throw your totally-cliche plotline out the window because here a few examples of how to NOT write Legolas FanFiction. A parody of all crappy Legolas FanFiction.

Elrond lies at death's door and must decide whether to pass on and rejoin his beloved Celebrían or fight to return to his friends and family remaining in Middle Earth.

After his retirement to Rivendell, Bilbo finds proof he that is not the first hobbit to dwell there...a certain Took had preceded him.

Lucy just wanted to relax. To bad her May-Sue of a sister decided to drag her to Middle Earth. Now, Lucy must keep her insipid little sister from jumping Legolas, trying to steal the ring and destroy it herself, and overall just screwing with canon.WARNING- one should not take this to seriously.

One meeting on Midsummer, leads to an adventure, leads to finding… and an heir hidden away.

It's Pippin's thirty-third birthday and Merry gives him a special present. Title says it all really. Post-Quest M/P. Short and fluffy.

Le soleil se lève sur Fondcombe. A moins qu'il ne se couche. L'un et l'autre reviennent au même. Il n'y a plus ni jour ni nuit, juste un vague brouillard où disparaît l'image fugace d'un bateau gris…

While crossing the Shire to visit his old friend Thain Fortinbras, Gandalf witnesses a crime and makes a new friend. Written for the 2010 Back-to-Middle-earth Month . One Shot. Also a recipe!fic

When Aragorn Estel meets Legolas for the first time.

Lady Adiva of Harad recalls the longest day of her life while relaxing with Arwen and Éowyn. Dedicated to Ellynn and all my friends who desired to see the ladies relaxing together.

Aragorn and Legolas have a discussion one night. This is a one-shot, and is NOT A SLASH FIC! More details are inside. Read and review please!

It's about a goblin that works it's way into the main part of the LOTR series. Don't want to spoil anything so start reading and enjoy. : This is my first work by the way. I plan to do more. Rated T to be safe.

This was inspired by the writings of boz4PM and the escapades of their character Penny. Time to Panic follows a friend of Pennys' my OC on her adventures, the possibilities are endless when your in middle earth.

A desperate rationalization in a perfect double drabble. Two hundred words exactly, regardless of what FFN claims.

During the Long Winter of Third Age 2758-9, Gandalf has his first encounter with a race of small but fascinating people. Written for March 2011 Back-to-Middle-earth-Month . Contains character death.

Scriptless presents Book 2! The Two Towers!In this book you will encounter flying Bullfrogs, a Gondorian prince in denial, Gollum aka Jerry and much more! :D

Legolas découvre peu à peu les sentiments humains ...Une nuit après la mort de Gandalf la troupe se repose Aragorn et Legolas se découvre des sentiments mais rien ne dure en ce bas monde ...YAOI !

Thranduil is NOT happy, when a birthday dinner for his dearest son does not quite go as planned. Father's Day Special.

Legolas, newly rescued from Gol Guldur, must now adjust to life outside the dark tower. However, healing is not made easy when the rift between father and son divides the family and creates a rift between Vanriel's child and Ithilwen's children. -discontinued-

To Celebrían, the world had lost all its beauty.

After the downfall of Sauron, everything is peacful. But a powerful secret about a member of the fellowship can change all of this, and send them all on another adventure.

Merry is sad that Frodo is leaving for hobbiton and Frodo tries to comfort him. No Slash. Prequal to A Visit to Hobbiton

Snake-Lord. Not all that crawls is low, not all that poisons Evil. This race is to dragons what elves are to orcs. NEXT Chapter online! R & E & R

He softly patted my shoulder as I cried into him. "I'll take care of you Merry, I'll never leave you alone." I whispered. "I promise..."

Ok, an immortal woman gets sent into a world not her own after tbe death of someone close to her. In Arda,she finds the one thing that has followed her every where;adventure and the one thing she has never had;romance. Probably gonna be AragornXOC or maybe ElrohirXOC but i can change it if ideas are given in reviews. Cover art is Eva Huang Shengyi,the actress i would have as my OC.