Forty-three seconds. Out of three-hundred sixty-five days, it's not enough. But they will live with this unconventional fantasy.

Another parody. A Continuation from Here in Lasagna

-Faramir, Denethor- You watch in anguish as the light fades.

Rachel, Kristen, and Chad are CIA agents and have been hunting down a vampire by the name of Lydia Darkblade for a long time now. Their chase takes themto Middle Earth where Lydia has managed to transport to. Will they make their 4 month dealine or not?

They were rebels without a cause, two orcs without a clue. They were just foot soldiers in the Army of Darkness, trying to outrun the forces of natural selection. Chapter 2 written by Lord Branwyn.

Naomi just wanted to finish her vacation that her friends had coereced her into as soon as possible, but she wasn't expecting it to end with her in another dimension.

Legolas goes missing. He's taken by the Uruk Hai, and Gimli and Aragorn must fight to save his life, but will it be the last fight of their life? Read to find out!

One-shot. A moment in the life of Aragorn as he serves Ecthelion under the guise of Thorongil. Please R&R.

We open on a clinic, in front; we zoom in on a sign that reads, "Closed today for private group session." Inside the clinic, in the main room, we see the Lord of The Rings characters seated in a large circle with the clinic director. Funny Bunny! Humor!

A hilarious parody featuring some of our favorite characters.

A cambio de salvar su vida y la de Elladan, Elrohir asedio a acostarse con un desconosido. El principe de Rivendel jamas se imagino quien era en realidad el hombre con quien se acosto y de quien quedo embarasado. Es YAOI y Tiene MPREG

Being a slightly odd Haldirmance parody. Niphredilcup grew up on a large flet in the forest of Lorien. Her favorite pastimes were bewailing her fate and tormenting the march warden that worked there. His name was Haldir. But she never called him that...

One night at the Green Dragon, Sam decides he's sick and tired of sitting idly by while other hobbits flirt with Rosie. What happened at the end of the movies when Sam approached Rosie and all we saw was the other three hobbits laughing.

A characters thoughts after the death of Gandalf. You wil find out who it is at the end.

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers... -An exploration of the events that prompted Aragorn's speech at the Black Gate.

Legolas' first visit to a kingdom ruled by men

A blind teenage girl and her unusual abilities fall unknowingly into Lord Of The Rings. What will happen? Will she become a member of the Fellowship? Or is another adventure awaiting her? Read and find out :

Just when the twins and Arwen thought they were losing their father again, a young mortal girl comes into their lives. Will she be able to lighten their hearts? Will they be able to show her a loving family? Used to be titled 'Courage In the Smallest'

Legolas' brother brings him to Imladris for the fabled Lord Elrond to heal him. But there is a dark secret surrounding Legolas' broken heart. M/M slash

Drużyna Pierścienia zbliża się do Gór Mglistych. Robi się coraz niebezpieczniej. Gandalf próbuje zmotywować resztę Drużyny do dalszej wędrówki.

Legolas is sent out by his father to rescue the Princess of Gondolin—the Hidden City—with questions looming on how she was kidnapped. Will the rescue and the journey back be an easy one? Most importantly, will Legolas and the princess survive each other?

There's a silver lining in every cloud. That's what they say, anyway. I just don't see it in this cloud. Not Slash/Yaoi/MM UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!

-Aragorn x Arwen, Faramir x Éowyn- "Do you worry for her?"

Sauron had always had a slight weakness towards the jewels called "woodland elves" : Note: Do not read if you are morally sensitive. First part for the "Sauron's beloved elves" story arc.

The One Ring surfaces in Middle Earth after nearly three millennia. Enter Eve,an elf turned vampire, who sets out with the Fellowship to help however she can. Legolas/OC. Word for word from the movie. If that annoys you, then don't read it.