Rated R to be safe. This is a parody of LOTR and my fav children's story! What happens when the elves stumble by my house...:D PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Sam remembers good times in Bag End and his mind gets lost in the past.

Based on two vital words from the hand of Tolkien during Denethor's last great debate. "He wavered." [Rated PG for thematic elements. Book-verse, Denethor POV, a vignette.]

The Great Middle earth Game Show, brought to you by all your favorite LotR characters. The After Party is in the works...but on slight hold at the moment.Rated PG just to be safe. :D [Also cowritten with my lovely sister, Dene4]

During the voyage West, Elrond asks to be informed when they pass the area of the Sea where Númenor was located...New chapter added Gandalf, Bilbo, Elrond, and a few original characters

Rated PG-13 for sad death scenes, battles involving good and evil, etc, this is the story of a young she-elf who grew up never knowing the truth of her past. For 50 years she stayed content to just be a milkmaid's daughter but she has been told to go to

This story is on hiatus until further notice. I apologize to my loyal readers however, this story is not what it can be and until it is i will not be updating. I am re-writing the entire thing when i am satisfied that it isnt crap, it will be back. :

In the aftermath of battle, Gimli waits for the dawn and thinks about Legolas and time. True friendship never comes without a price.

It's Frodo's 111th birthday, and he and Bilbo are celebrating in the Undying Lands. R&R, please.

Ah, yes. A Mary Sue parody... I am going so mainstream. Please RR! BTW, title thought of on a whim. Suggestions accepted. NO FLAMES!

Just a poem I wrote one day when I was feeling depressed and morbid. Hope you enjoy it! ;)

INCOMPLETE I'm gonna mark this as incomplete for now, if anyone has any ideas on how to improve it, let me know. Legolas is reunited with his childhood friend. When Legolas sees her, she stirs up memories in him that he would rather leave alone. WARNING:

Sure, Mary Sue saves her boyfriend and lives happily ever after. But what about the little, cynical people from her past? A few spoilers to Wargs to Live By, but if you know Boromance Sues, you'll understand it.

In honor of Hobbit Day: On the night before Sam's marriage his fellow hobbit friends decide to throw him a bachelor party that goes wildly out of control.

Anna goes to ME, specifically Mirkwood. Instead of being rescued by Legolas, she is now lost, miserable, and starving in a mucky forrest. Chapter 9 - Aliens from Outer-space

Oneshot. It's Frodo's 124th birthday, 10 years after Sam arrived in Valinor. They reflect on the Quest and the decision they both made. No Slash.

Saruman finds a new way to bring down the fellowship. AL. UPDATE!

The clash of two differing cultures causes tension in the marriage of Eomer and Lothiriel during a rite of passage for Prince Elfwine. R Rating now in place, to be on the safe side.

All the elves evantually pass over the sea to the West. But if there was one who didn't want to? OC, mention of Legolas, NO ROMANCE! No slash, one-shot, please R&R

COMPLETE Upped rating for language. An Elf was captured years and years ago by Orcs, and gradually turned into one of them after torture. They live in Southern Mirkwood until they are summoned to fight at Helms Deep. Will the Elf kill her own kin?

Here is an alternate ending for Frodo where he is given the chance at lasting romantic love. The story opens with the focus on Linwe, but don't worry, Frodo takes his right place when the time is right.

A gifted healer is bent on upholding the unusual traditions of her heritage. Can Legolas change her mind or will her choices bring an eternity of heartache to them both? Also features the Fellowship, Haldir & Sauron. Rated R for sexual situations.

One story to rule them all. Elven (eleven) idiots that followed.....LOTR charicters crash (thanks to a tamato-soup-with-extra-pepper-hurricane)into an alternitive universe where nothing is what it seems. A very drunk Death and an Ocean that is scared of g

Frodo's POV, as he spends his 42nd Birthday with his best friends and beloved cousins. Written, of course, for Frodo’s Birthday. Complete

Elwing flies to the stars as a white bird, trying to reach the star Eärendil, her lover and husband. One day he disappears from the sky. Will she ever meet him again? More poetry than story.