What do you do when your lawn flamingos come to life? Legalos is stalked by plasticpinkflamingosfromhell. And Aragorn is stalked by the plasticpinkMommaflamingofromhell. So what do you do when your lawn flamingos come to life? Lemons anyone?

After centuries of being under the water, the One Ring sees an elf that serves its purpose.

Celandine Brandybuck finds herself caught up in the fellowship. She will encounter trials of love, friendship, and family, while she tries to survive in the War of the Ring.

When the elves of Middle Earth meet up in Lothlorien for a gatheringparty, Legolas, Silinde, Arwen and Haldir - acting more like teenagers than dignified elves - get up to all sorts of mischief. A bit fluffy, but fun for elf fans.

Slightly AU Oneshot:What if the call of the sea didn't exist? What if Galadriel had just forseen Legolas meeting someone by the shore who would steal his heart in a moment(literally) and hold it forever?(No more flames please!)

Los sueños de uno de los héroes de la guerra del anillo

This is a silly tale that follows the LOTR story but this time the characters are a bit different...cuter, and some are more furry... hehe

An epidemic sweeps through Ithilien, taking lives by the day. Faramir is struck, and Legolas is his last hope... But at what cost? WIP - NO SLASH!

This is a story about ,according to my opinion the most beautiful elf that ever walked Middle Earth, and his relation, to the future king of men .AL SLASH.ALMOST FINISHED!

Aragorn witnesses a rare moment when the Prince of Mirkwood loses his cool...

How do you tell someone that doesn't know you exsist that you love them? Is it possible? Do you think that you could do it?

This story has been viciously murdered by disgruntled space aliens and replaced by an evil twin. -twitch-

Centered around a child named Kinya, who's roots are explained in this story; her mother's a whore, her half brother must take care of her, and some interesting travelers have come to their town, including Aragorn, Gandalf, Elladan, Elrohir and Halbarad.

I don't want to leave this place." A story of the thoughts of Mayalyn, and elf walking through the forests with her people to the boat that will take them away from middle earth forever. R&R!

Amy is a runaway slave, and she somehow made it to Rivendell. . .but her former master will not give her up. He will search for his prize until the end of time. . . . Now Complete!

Avery is trapped inside the body of her sworn fictional enemy: a Mary Sue. Being perfect in every way dosen't really float her boat, and Legolas trying to woo her at every moment is just plain pesky.

Why elves should not go in the woods.

This is how they all really felt during the beggining of their journey. Please Review)

A creature comes to Mirkwood... A haunted and broken creature, who needs all the care that can be bestowed... At the same time, the royal siblings find themselves growing apart as they both find elves with whom they fall in love. Feel free to RR!

Contrary to previous rekoning, the ring was not destroyed (which leaves the question: Why was Sauron? But we'll never know). These are Its adventures.......... with Gollum.

short poem of the Valar, about the end of the world. Possibly violates all the rule of poetry, but it's been running amok in my brain all day.

WOO HOO! Finally i get to post an LOTR fic. i LOVE LOTR! go sméagol! Ya um this is funny i wrote it for my english exam this year... FLAMES ALWAYS WELCOME!

This is a poem expressing the emotions of Frodo towards his companion Sam when sailing into the West at the end of the trilogy.

FINISHED She didn't remember so it would just be best that she didn't know. He knew that Estella did not need the memory of an event like that hanging over her shoulders... At least that's what Merry thought...

Legolas learns that despite the events of the past, life still continues. Glorfindel/Legolas mpreg, BDSM, noncon