Well, I'm not just gonna tell you. Read it. Geez...

Lets consider that Elves exists in our time. Right now and here. So why we can not see them? Why we can not find them, talk to them, or meet them? This story has an answer why.

Angsty beginnings have humorous ends... includes:scones, Figwit, mushrooms and of course strange goings on

Just some poem I wrote when I was bored

You know those hilarious moments when somehow a message is garbled or misinterpreted the wrong way? Here are some light-hearted vignettes centered around various members of the Fellowship...

Ein kurzer Einblick in die Gedanken eines noch sehr jungen Sarumans... AU! Bitte R&R!

After his mother is killed by Orcs, a grief-stricken 4-year-old Legolas embraces a cat as his new 'mother', and finds healing with the cat and her new kittens. *Complete**

[Elrond/Glorfindel] A tale of power and lordship, love and friendship, and the call of the soul and the call of the Sea.

Second part to Song For None, still summer in Rivendell and the mishaps continue. Can friendship survive when it is challenged?

Legolas begins to heal after Aragorn's death. *SEQUEL TO GWILL* *AU!*

*Completed*Frodo/Aragorn/Sam.At Minas Tirith after the crowning of the King. Friendship and healing. No violence/sex/or slash.

A 'what if' ficlet. Sam gives up hope.

Sam watches over Frodo in Rivendell. Slash implied.

After a particularly nasty battle, Elladan and Elrohir realise just what has been missing from their lives... Slash, incest *and* twincest, all at once.

Frodo foresees the future one night...

*COMPLETE* Frodo laments that "I wish the ring had never come to me" - here is what might have happened

**Complete** Set several years after RotK-A terrible crime causes Aragorn to embark on perhaps his most personal quest to date. Can he possibly triumph, even with Legolas' assistance? *NOT SLASH!!* (rated PG for mild violence)

If three fictional girls were to go to see the Two Towers on opening night, garbed in Middle-Earthen wear, and one *fictional* girl, said author, were be a Tolkienfiend, the viewing might go somewhat what like this...

My own attempt at some poetry in Sindarin (and it rhymes! I'm rather proud). Written from an Elvish perspective around the end of the Third Age. Not so much angsty as remorseful, I suppose.

I challenged a friend to write a song parody about Haldir. She refused. So I did it, set to Semisonic's "Temptation" Enjoy!

It is the twenty-first century, and the Ring has been reborn, along with twelve figures from a past reality... r/r

Elrond and Glorfindel host a . . . well, bootcamp, to determine who the next heroes are going to be. That's the best summary I can come up with. If you want more, read.

Weird little ficlet. Yes, there is an author insert. No, it's not meant to be serious. Yes, the rant is meant to be serious. WHY ISN'T THRANDUIL A CHARACTER IN THE LISTS?

formerly: if love came along would you recognize it, but better changes have been made!!

Is anyone else unsatisfied with Tolkien's explanation of Legolas' departure? For it is not what happened. Here lies the true account of Legolas and Soronume, Guardians of Ennorath