Sequel to "Dial Tone of the Heart." Charlie has grown from a four-year-old snuff addict into a blossoming youth. He sets out on a quest to regain his identity and meet his favorite band, the Sons of Numenor, in the process. [Unfinished.]

Total insanitiy, oh look there they go to Mt. Fishstick silly fish

Finally, a (PARODY) of a Mary-sue where the MS lusts over Gimli. And Gimli finds out that fangirls are not all they're cracked up to be. One shot. R+R!!

Now that Theoden is young and hip again (thanks to Gandalf) he can finally resume his favourite hobby of self-fulfillment with his most favourite object in the whole wide world, his sword.

Der dritte Teil nach "Der verhasste Geliebte" und "Das Sternenmädchen" ..... viel wird passieren, offenes Ende und noch unbearbeitet (also Roh-form sozusagen) ;) viel Spaß und vergesst die Reviews nicht

Die Fortsetzung von "Der verhasste Geliebte"....mit alten Bekannten und neuen Freunden...is nichts ganz so kitschig wie Teil I ;)

An 18 yrs old girl named Jaleen is a gangster from Earth who never learned how to love. Her life is full RIVALRY, SEX, DRINKING, more wild things! Until she got sucked up in M.E. and met our favourite elf!! R&R

A romantic story about Legolas and Lenalaith, based completely on the world of JRR Tolkien, please R & R: the only character that is mine is Lenalaith, everyone else is JRR Tolkien's

Slash- Sam won't come to tea anymore and Frodo is worried. Cute, fluffy. I mostly wrote this as an exersize in Sam POV. Tell me what you think...

This takes place when Sam realizes that Frodo has decided to go to Mordor alone leaving him behind...

It is so difficult to be outside Gollum...

With all of his mortal friends dying, Legolas ponders at the value of his immortal life without them.

A tribe that's gone bonkers, only Frodo and Sam can save them!!

Grima's life under the hand of Saruman. Mostly canon; maybe all canon. Haven't decided..

(FINISHED) She is alone and always has been. Then Diena is dropped into Middle-earth. Will all that change now? R&R!

Encuentros amorosos y muy eróticos.. ¡Dejad reviews!

!!UPDATED!! Thranduil was killed and Legolas will revenge his father death. But how far will he go to torture his enemy and can he stop his anger before it's too late? This is an AU but it is unique one. Your review is the only way I can improve my story.

*SLASH* Inspired by Baranduin's commentary on the joys of Frodo receiving a backrub.

Legolas and Aragorn get trapped inside a cave, alone. After they get out, Legolas is not as innocent as he seems...*snicker*

Arwen learns the disadvandages of being an elf when she cannot fake sick to get out of singing in a festival. A short, two part story.

Sam goes delusional in his old age. Frodo's been gone for far too long. Reminiscing about the past, present, and future tortures Sam's mind as he lies sleepless in Bag End. [ Slash. Sam Frodo. ]

Chapter 14 up! Elond/oc, Elrohir/oc. Atanvardo has gone to Bree, Nolwe contemplates life at Rivendell, and Calale... well she still is at Orthanc.

Pippin's first day as Thain Peregrin I isn't quite what he hoped for. **COMPLETE**

As the forests are swallowed and the great trees of the past are torn down to make way for superstores and restaurants, a lonely voice from an age gone by laments their passing...

Near the end of his life, Thain Paladin II has some advice for Pippin before he becomes Thain. **COMPLETE**