Lord of the Rings- The Musical (part 1) It's all in the least possible taste, but quite amusing all the same (I think, anyway). Mild, but continuous, character and story bashing.

Gimli goes to visit Leggie for a WHOLE WEEK! It's gonna be fun; there's a big feast on Saturday-- Is that Legolas' ex-girlfriend?!? Please, R&R! no slash

Young Aragorn is desperately trying to fit in with his new home and family, yet he seems to fail every time. When an attack happens to one of his friends can he prove himself in order to save him?

Mandos and Ulmo have a talk. My 2nd Mandos fic.

As requested, Sam's feelings as Frodo departs for the Grey Havens, similar in form to my previous poem, *UPDATE* Frodo's POV now added

ok ok.. I went a little over board but I thought what if galadriel was really an evil elf? heh just read its pointless and I wrote it for Languge arts MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! *coughs* sorry

HAPPY BRITHDAY FRODO! HAPPY BRITHDAY FRODO! HAPPY BORTHDAY FRODO! GO FRODO, ITS UR BRITHDAY, GET YOUR GROVE ON!

A story about what might have happened if Frodo didn't go across the sea right away. His journey. No slash. no M/S, he does meet a girl but that is not the main storyline. Enjoy and reveiw!

Short'n'Sweet. It rhymes. Please take a moment of your time and read and review. Flame if it helps you vent!

A transporter accident brings Worf into Middle Earth, where he accompanies the Fellowship on their Quest. Crossover: LOTRStar Trek. Alternate endings added. Story last updated 92102.

Total Alternate Universe. The Riders of Rohan had never intercepted the Uruk-Hai, and Merry and Pippin had never escaped to Fangorn - leaving them pitched into Orthanc, at the mercy of Saruman, without help from the Ents - or indeed, from anybody.

Um...I don't know where im going with this. It's rated PG13 because Freya likes to cuss! XP

COMPLETE - On the eve of a historic treaty with the Easterlings, the leaders of Middle earth are trapped by a spell that bends their will to the beautiful Easterling queen. It is up to Arwen and Eowyn to stop the White City from falling to the enemy.

A short fic set at the Grey Havens: Frodo's and Sam's thoughts at their parting. NO: slash, violence, or profanity.

This IS NOT a Mary Sue, this IS NOT one of those Legolas-loves-me-the-obsessed-fangirl-even-though-hes-2,915-years-older-than-me poems, this IS NOT romantic in any way at all. It just shows a different side of everyone's favorite elf.

(Well, half-dragon anyway)The Fellowship is joined by a mysterious youth, who is more than he seems. Strong friendships are made. His past haunts him, will he be able to make the ultimate sacrifice for his friends (small shounen-ai)COMPLETE! YEAH!!!

What REALLY happened after Gandlaf's battle with the Balrog in the Mines of Moria??

Sam and Frodo discovers love. Oh, how romantic.......

While traveling through the Dead Marshes, Frodo relates to Sam his view of Boromir. No slash.

kind of a love/angst poem about Arwen's feelings for Aragorn. please read and review!

It's amazing how much mischief four elflings can get into in just two days! COMPLETE!!! So Legolas and company are safe and sound, but the queen's delegation has to leave late. And where was Tathar all that time?

My friend was giving me random prompts to write poems about, and one of them was Pippin. I liked the result, but see what you think. R/R please.

What really happened in the mines of Moria. Dance Balrog, dance!

Yet another Mary-Sue parody... But it's chocked full of even MORE retarded goodness!!

What if Lurtz was a bit Fruity? I got this idea watching LOTR with my mom, she said Lurtz put his sword away like a woman.