Final Chapter now up! With a few revisions to chap 1 Legolas had the perfect life. He had a beautiful wife he adored and a wonderful child. Everything would always be perfect for him, right? Of course not! Here's why...

A sort of AU of how Gandalf met Bilbo (and decided that he would make a suitable burglar). No slash.

PG-13... nur um sicher vor polizeilicher Verfolgung zu sein. Zur Story: Ginimausi und ich werden nach Mittelerde gesaugt und bringen dort ne ganze Menge durcheinander! (Ich weiß, das gabs auch schon mal aber das hier ist...ähm...anders?!)

Legolas/Gimli may be the best know Elf/Dwarf partnership on Middle-Earth, but it certainly isn't the only one. This is for Celebrimbor and Narvi, the two craftsmen (craftsbeings?) who made the Doors of Moria. Very, very mild slash

Aragorn and Boromir are a couple of sex crazed Dr.s w/ their own clinic! Pippin might be pregnant, Legolas just wants some sweet dwarf love, and as always, Frodo and Sam are gay. LoLerZlskjflsjkf

Sam meets Rosie. Simple enough, ja?

Frodo offers Sam a parting gift. No Slash, against my ways, expect none from me. (Thanks for the title from Tauredhel!! IOU!)

Pre-LOTR Young Sam is lost out in a snowstorm, and Frodo goes to find him.

An attempt to help an ailing friend turns out better than expected.

The Lord of the Rings characters meet The Princess Bride universe. Uhhh... Yeah. Folks, I can't explain it any better than that right now. A/L Slash! Yay!

Elrond and a Random Hobbit, all alone in Shelob's Lair. Ficlet inspired by Skyfire's plotbunnies.

uhm... i mock other fanfics that dont make sense, in my non making sense ways! this story mocks other stories where one's own self is inserted into the mix. Legolas gets his hand chopped off, Aragorn mistakes Gimli for Arwen.

Pippin makes a wish....*slash*

A parody of Lord of the Rings. Isildur steals Sauron's pants with dire consequences. Please read and review....my first fic.

This story is about a young man named Paul Maughan. A brilliant scientist whose dream of finding another world has come true...Legolas and Merry are thrown into his modern world. A world they don't understand. Can Paul send them home or will he use them t

CANT THINK OF DECENT SUMMARY, PLEASE R/R!) They say I died, I remember no such thing.I have been a captive of modor for 500 years. When I come back to all i knew, there was nothing, everything's changed everyone is against me But is the one that loved me?

Seduced by a sparkly piece of jewelry? Hardly. Isildur son of Elendil has his own reasons for keeping the One Ring... Vignette/moodpiece.

Pippin finds a very special chest of Frodo's. . . No slash.

Filk, sung by Aragorn about his life.

Aragorn thinks about Boromir...

Another poem about Boromir.=D My favorite man. About his "talk" with the Lady Galadriel.

Que se passe-t-il le jour où Arwen décide de voir comment Aragorn et la Communauté se portent durant leur quête?

What happens if Arwen pays a visit to the Fellowship?

CHAPTER SEVEN IS UP!!! Boromir's sister, Zellie, has devoted her life to hating elves. What happens when she, unexpectedly, falls in love with one? Things become even more complicated when someone wants her dead.

A haunting tune appears on a breath of air in the night.....What significance does this sound have? and why has a stranger appeared in Middle Earth with no recolection of how she got there?? Please review! I need reviews to continue!