The title says it all. The first chapter is the only one that is meant for pure humor. The rest slowed down because I was deprived of my daily marshmellow dosage....and..yeah. Read and review please! Finished story.

Nightmares, debunking of rumors, and the parting of Frodo and Sam, two best friends. Songfic.

A story about the incidents leading to Legolas' involvement with the One Ring. It begins in Mirkwood, and follows through to the capture and escape of Gollum, and the beginning of the Fellowship. Please, read and review!

Yea, yea, another Legolas fic. Hopefully this one has a somewhat accurate depiction of Mirkwood, which was *not* filled with sunshine, hugs, and puppies. :-P May or may not become a romance.

Elrond and Isildur at the Cracks of Doom. Short and not at all sweet

Sauron has a daughter with another ring. Problem is she doesn't know and doesn't live in Mordor

Lily Maggot, a hobbit maiden, faces the hard rules of a game of hearts and the hard times clouding the skies of the Shire. Rape alert, non-graphic. Pippin and Merry have roles to play in her story, too. Altered to fit canon!

CHAPTER 4 IS UP!!!A elven maiden gets caught between her mother and the prince of Mirkwood. Will she fall in love with the prince or marry him unwillingly? Please r&r it would mean a lot. Legolas/OC

The Fellowship rest in Hollin on their way to Mordor. Merry & Pippin tickle Legolas while Boromir thinks slashy thoughts about the Elf. Third Chapter UP...SLASH (gentle) L/B. Please read and review!

What happens to a young tweenage Frodo that turns his life upside down: making him both an orphan and Bilbo's heir. rr Please!

a POV from Samwise to Frodo as they reach Mount Doom. ^_^ R&R

Elf maiden meets legolas, but she's not what he's used to. rated pg 13 for caution and stuff. rating may change later on.

Well this is set a song from the Little mirmaid, it's not as fully done as my other one, but I decided to post it anyway! Hope you enjoy!

A look at Gil-galad, his life and family

Frodo is running away from something. But from what? Just a little story I wrote during my history class cause I was bored. Please r/r.

I was thinking, how every world has its 'Isildur's Bane.' Middle Earth has the Ring, we created the atomic bomb. (Update note: This is really old. -- It's on my FP account as well, but I'll just leave it here.)

Frodo is scared that Aragorn might be gay, but Sam has a different opinion. a very short little ditty I scribbled down when I was bored. NO SLASH (as far as I know)

The ring is destroyed, the quest is over, but the pain is not. Read Frodo's thoughts and goodbye poem to Sam before he leaves.

(MORE COMPLETED!!) Sam once said that he wanted a song to be sung about the Quest of the Ring and his part in it, so here's how I think it should go. Please R&R HONESTLY!!

This is something I wrote last night, before I went to bed(sound familiar?)! It's my poem "I'll Never Leave" but from Gollum/Smeagol's point of view. I think it's a tad on the creepy side myself.

CH3 up! Drogo, Elanor, Daisy, and Halley finally set out after meeting a rather peculiar wizard, Paralest the Red. He tells them a deeper reason for their journey.

The women of Gondor head for the hills leaving the White Tower behind them. Can their families and their country handle the upcoming war?

A poem I wrote about the feelings Arwen must have felt when she became mortal. Disclaimer: I wish I owned LOTR, but I don't. too bad!

Legolas lives a sheltered life in Mirkwood, but what happens when he is thrown out into Middle Earth, with only Aragorn for company? You guessed right...Slash! Finally updated!

The Watcher in the Water's POV on the events outside of Moria. He he he . . .