Everyone who doesn't live in the Palace thinks that little Legolas is Lucky to be a Prince. . .but no one could know how his father treats him. WARNING: Child abuse -

Take the hip trip with the fellowship

*slash* Legolas muses about our favorite angst-ridden ranger *legolas/aragorn*

From the insane mind that you have urged on with your praise comes a new parody. (I really think you can figure out what the parody is...) Come, read, sing along. I promise, it's Spectacular, Spectacular! Chapter One is up.

Legoas, A MAGE?!?!?!??!?! AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE! Robed, and ready to battle. His motto you ask? Speak softly and carry a BIG STICK! Sudden Mystery! Magics Galore! Everything you've ever wanted in a LOTR story ALL ABOUT LEGOLAS! PLEASE R&R!!!

Following his mother's last wishes, Legolas must carry an item of extreme importance to Rivendell.

I know you're all hanging on word-by-word to this (HA!) so...This story tells about Smeagol's past. It starts at the finding of the Ring and I'm not sure where it will stop. It tells about his family, his pain, and his life as an outcast.

If you need a laugh, this is definetely the thing to read because they are all very humorous ^_~

Arwen reflects on her choice to remain immortal or to marry Aragorn and become a mortal. Rather sad, but somehow not...

Against all odds can a mortal girl find her love?

It's about Legolas, Gimli, and an elf. Now I know what your thinking. " Oh god, not another one" Well, this one isn't a huge adventure, and it's not a Mary-sue, and this is a short, one chapter story that will make you laugh. Surprise ending, i guarentee

I get in a poetic mood at around.. 3 am. Here's what happens.

AU. Sauron has regained his One Ring and darkness has come. Is still possible for the morning star to shine and bring a new dawn?

Just a couple of poems I wrote about Gollum, Bilbo and Smaug.

*Completed*

Magic has been lost, and the Five Inauspicious Ages of Man have passed without much event, but as the Tenth Age will show, evil never really dies, and the cords that bind magic cannot hold down the powers of old forever.

Take out one Balrog, add one Great Aunt Bertha, and you have a side-splitting rendition of the sad Moria scene

This is background on the training an Uruk-Hai recieves. a couple people said they liked it and want me to write more, but I've decided to wait until I get 10 reviews for this chapter

A poem about LothLorien, and the elves...

How Pippin, Sam and Frodo REALLY got to Crickhollow. A big parody of that part of the book, though Jamie Oliver may pop up every so often....Please R&R

The Banks Sisters, of Buckland, are well known; one for her beauty, and one for her mischevious nature. Hilarity ensues when they attempt to ensnare two well-known cousins.

Legolas Romance. Read and Review!!!!!

Bit confusing at first. This chapter is the only one not set in Middle Earth. Will make more sense with next post!!!! Read and Review!

The path to redemption is never easy. But can a demon with a shrouded past see through the Darkness into the Light? With the help of the Noldor, an outcast demon may find her way into the West….

This story is about Smeagol's life before the ring and his begings.