A/N: So I figured this project could be a solution to a lot of the prompts I get, most of which are based around Naruto.
This was actually inspired by the brilliant ProjectEquipment who can write romance so sweet I feel like I need an insulin shot after every chapter. His Naruto x DxD waifus fic got me thinking about all the girls I wanted to pair Naruto with.
With that said, here's what's going to happen.
Each chapter will concern a waifu (with a possibility of part 2 if requested).
Additional waifus can be suggested through PMs or reviews.
This is a wholesome fic so lemons are out of the question. The same goes for cheating, NTR, or any other unsavory stuff.
Check that shit at the door.
I don't own Naruto, the series mentioned here, or the picture.
Also! there's no precise update schedule or even a precise order for the pairings soooo…
Without further Ado!
Bricchouse and Mr. Whiskers
Chapter premise: Naruto Uzumaki expected many things when he became the world-infamous vigilante, "Sage". He expected to face powerful heroes, meet new faces, have exciting fights, and maybe meet an interesting spandex-clad girl along the way.
Nothing could have prepared him to meet the one person who checked all these boxes.
He wouldn't complain though…
U.S.A, Sonoran Desert, 2XXX
The barren landscape stretched over a hundred thousand square miles, devoid of sounds save for the howling of the wind and the cawing of the few birds of prey soaring through the clear skies.
It would not be a surprise for many to know that the US government possessed a secret base here. The fact such a base was a training facility for a single squadron would, however, be a shock to those same people.
Dozens of feet underground, below layers of metals and infrastructure designed to block out unwanted surveillance, a large futuristic room was located. As large as a football field, one would expect it to be filled with an equally large machine or to be used as a hangar or a support facility.
The rhythmic impact of metal hitting metal accompanied by grunts of exertion might even sustain that theory, were it not for what filled the room. Rows of exercise equipment, each looking more sophisticated than the next, and all of them customized heavily to be used by someone with a strength-enhancing quirk.
Ironically, the person currently using them was not someone with that power, or rather, their ability was not merely so one-dimensional.
Laying back on a tilted bench was a tall woman that could only be described as an Amazon. Coiled muscles made up a seven-foot-tall frame that was topped with a veritable lion's mane of golden hair.
Dressed in tight workout attire that strained against both her curves and her powerful muscles, the woman's massive bosom flexed as a barbell with almost half a ton was lifted with some strain above her head.
Cathleen Bate, or Star and Stripe as the world knew her, was on top of the world, both literally, and figuratively. She was, after all, not only America's number one hero but also the planet's strongest woman.
However, these weren't the reasons she was high on life at the moment.
"Come on Catty-chan you can do it!" a cheerful, yet masculine voice encouraged her, as a smaller set of hands joined hers on the barbel.
Sure she had fame, fortune, a bodacious bod, and a -in most people's opinion- absolutely broken quirk, but that wasn't why she woke up with a smile every morning.
"One more!" the voice encouraged again prompting the woman to lift the weight again, feeling her arms begin to tremble, even as the second pair of hands eased some of the weight to help her prevent an injury.
Before she could sigh in relief, a simple look at her workout partner's mischievous blue eyes caused her to tense up as the barbell was once more passed onto her hands.
"Laaaaaaast one!~" the man singsonged as the heroine struggled to simultaneously glare at him and complete her rep.
With a final grunt, she dropped the weight into its rack and sat up with a huff.
She barely had time to stretch before she felt the same pair of arms from earlier snake their way under her biceps and envelop her in a hug.
"Woooo! You're getting stronger Catty-chan! That was-hmmmphh!" her partner's cheering was interrupted by her hand pushing his face away in a vain effort to dislodge the man.
"Humph… don't hug me when I'm sweaty!" she huffed out. Her voice, tinged with annoyance, also contained some traces of amusement.
The hug-bug seemed to notice this since he pushed against her hand and tightened his hold on her midsection.
"Awwww come on! You know I don't care about that!" he said and the amazon just knew he was grinning at her even with his face out of sight.
"But I do! It's gross!" she told him sternly, "Come on, NARUTO! You'll mess up my hair! GET OFF!" her struggles intensified as she pushed him to the side.
The movement ended up sliding man around her till he was nestled on her front, or more accurately, between her bumpers.
Cathleen fought down a blush in favor of growling at the other blond.
"Ugh you're soo annoying, why can't you be more professional like my Brothers?" she groaned at him without any real heat.
She briefly debated using her quirk to just throw him off but decided against it. She didn't want to cause the custodial staff more trouble than was worth.
"Mmmfmmmfmmm" the shorter blond's voice was muffled from his position.
'Ah, hell…' The heroine sighed with a chuckle, before bringing her thick arms to hug the man closer and nuzzle her chin into his golden tresses.
This was nice, as stinky as it was.
Yes, strong as she was, she was still a woman who loved getting some old-fashioned sugar. It just happened that she only accepted that sugar from one man.
Her fiancé.
Naruto Uzumaki.
'Hehe' she inwardly giggled with a blush and rubbed her nose into his golden hair.
She still couldn't believe her luck, especially with how their first meeting went down.
…...
"I AM HERE!"
"Woooow you're tall!"
"I know! Rockin' bod am I right? But let's cut to the chase! I'm bringing you in Sage!"
"Hah? What for? I didn't do nothing!"
"The graffiti on Mount Rushmore would beg to differ."
"Bah! It's washable paint! Just wait for the rain to do its job"
"Nevertheless! You're still using your quirk illegally!"
"Errr… who are you anyway?"
"Star and Stripe's the name! Smashing villains' the game!"
"Oh? Then smash me if you caaan~ Hahahaa!"
…...
Aaaaaah… It only took her chasing the man through three states to catch up to him. The following battle had been legendary, one that became the talk of the news even months afterward.
It wasn't purely for the pizazz or the scale of the fight, but more accurately, because someone, somehow, had tied with her.
Her!
The whole country was shocked!
Her 'brothers', as she called her squadron, had been up in arms!
As for her?
She'd been ecstatic!
So much so that she'd allowed the blond to make his escape. Both because she knew he wasn't a bad person per se, as mischievous as he was, and for the hope of another exciting chase like that.
It did get her some flak from her superiors but ehhh… whatever.
Months went by and their meetings became more frequent.
Soon, one fight became two, two became four, banter slowly shifted to flirting, and before she knew it, Cathleen felt like the heroine of a comic book torn between her duty and forbidden love in the form of a charming dastardly villain.
All these hours spent fantasizing as a teenager about a fictional dark knight who'd sweep her off her feet… All of those tales had suddenly felt so much more real~
'Hehehehe~' The amazon tittered to herself, remembering some fonder memories.
Especially his words to her on their second date.
…...
"So you're mad 'cause you can't get as tough as All Might huh?" the two were sitting atop the Chrysler Building in New York, just watching the sunset after a day of fun.
"Haaah… yeah…" Cathleen sighed with a bittersweet smile as she sat on the edge of the skyscraper, dressed in a pair of blue jeans a, red top, and a white blazer. "Even after training my quirk to the max, it just feels like my body's hit its limits… I've started thinking. Maybe it's because I'm a woman" she explained.
It wasn't the conclusion she'd arrived at, but one she'd heard from her superiors in the past.
As archaic as that view was, Cathleen had begun believing it as the days passed and her progress plateaued.
"Mmmm… that's dumb," the shorter blond finally said, after munching on a hot dog in his hands, all the while careful not to let any mustard spill on his burnt orange shirt or black skinny jeans.
"Huh?" the Hero blinked at the blunt answer.
"That's dumb, heh" the man chuckled then began counting off his fingers, "Can All Might turn water to the ice by ordering it to? Or make fire cold? Or make lightning solid? Or maybe even-"
"I get it" the woman smiled at her date.
"Point is, you shouldn't be whining or clinging to some excuse when you got so much more going for ya. People have similar strength, and while All Might's got you beat in strength, I'm pretty sure you got him beat in so many more things, ya know?" the whiskered man grinned at her and gave her thumbs up.
Cathleen slowly felt the weight on her soul lessen the more Naruto spoke.
"Thank you," she said softly as she scooted closer to the man.
Naruto enveloped her in a side hug, drawing a light blush from her.
"Besides, if it ever comes down to you versus the big guy, I know who to put my money on"
"Oh?" the woman leaned towards him with a saucy smirk.
"Yeah, no offense to All Might, but as big as his smile is, it ain't nothing compared to your big, juicy thi-"
Cathleen whose head was doing a good job imitating a tomato, pushed him off the building before he could finish the sentence.
…...
In retrospect, that might have been the clincher.
The one moment Cathleen knew the man was truly a different breed.
As much as she loved her 'brothers', she knew that their admiration for her also put her on a pedestal that drove an invisible wedge between them. Naruto, on the other hand, leap-frogged over that wedge to look at her in the eye.
As much of a knuckleheaded goofball as he was, at least she knew he wasn't afraid to talk to her as an equal even as he pushed her forward.
He didn't follow behind her, and neither did she. They walked side by side and supported one another.
Just as he encouraged her to grow past her insecurities, she helped him realize his potential
Ahhh that brings her back to the day he proposed-
Taptaptaptaptap
'Hmm? What is it- oh…' the Amazon looked down at her struggling beau.
Naruto was suffocating in a way most men wished to do so: in a lady's beautiful valley. Either that or getting squished by said lady's muscular thighs.
Either way was good.
Unfortunately, as appealing as both options were, the dead couldn't eat Ramen.
Plus, Catty-chan would be sad and that alone might as well be considered a war crime.
Can't have that.
He only barely got a pardon from the government at his girl's urging, all so he could be with her without any bullshit from the public.
Plus, his quirk which he'd aptly named "Green Reactor" was a good asset for the US to have, and a bargaining chip to use with Japan. Apparently, the ability to turn natural sources like sunlight, food, water, and pretty much anything that provided some form of energy into either super-strength or channel it to perform some nifty tricks, was a gold nugget to have.
Eh...
He didn't really care that much, so long as he and his fiancé got to do Hero stuff most of the time and enjoyed a lot of freedom.
Which is also why he couldn't afford to go out like this…
…
But damn, Catty's boobs were so big and squishy, even if there was little fat in them. It was pure muscle and concentrated awesomeness.
Hehe… His girl was a total babe!
…
Ahhh… he was blacking out…
He began tapping his fiancé's biceps. He might be able to wrestle his way out but that'd be rude. Her hold on him slackened and he leaned back to inhale the sweet, sweet oxygen he'd taken for granted.
He looked up, his cerulean eyes meeting her navy blues.
"Had a good time drowning in sweat babe?" she grinned down at him and licked her lips.
He blushed a bit then gained an impish smirk.
Oh, that was too easy.
"Ain't the first time I've been covered in your bodily juices" the comeback had been begging to be used.
"Ugh! Gross!" The man was pushed to the floor by Cathleen who stuck her tongue out at him.
"You're lucky none of my bros heard you! I can't believe you!" she put her hands on her hips and bent down, eyes narrowed and a scowl marring her beautiful face.
Ahhh! She was so cute when she was angry!
Naruto shrugged from his position on the ground, still grinning, and leaned back on his hands.
"Bahhh! Screw what anyone else thinks. I love ya too much to care!" he yelled, his voice echoing in the large room.
Cathleen's mood promptly did a one-eighty. A blush erupted on her face and she shifted to the side, fidgeting to herself like an awkward teenager.
"W-well" she stuttered with none of her earlier bravado. "You're lucky you're cute…" she mumbled lowly.
The whiskered man grinned from his position, before jumping off the ground in a single movement.
"Yaaaaaay! Shy Catty is Best Catty!" He glomped her again, uncaring of his shirt getting soaked.
As for the amazon, she attempted to wrestle the man off.
"Stop iittt!"
"Hahahaha! Not until you tell me you love me back!"
"Nooooooo! Not heeeere!"
The two blondes would continue to wrestle, eventually using their quirks and beginning to spar in the facility.
When one of the janitors passed by hours later, he was horrified to see the entire room in shambles, machines broken and tiles torn off the floor and the walls.
And in the middle of it all?
A couple of tired, dirty, and partially naked blonds were spooning each other, taking a nap in the middle of the veritable bazaar they've created.
A/N: So? What do you think? Did anyone catch the subtle reference in the title? (hint: it's from an old Disney cartoon)
Sorry for the short chapter, I honestly felt it was right.
Also if you're wondering why I seem to like pairing Naruto with tol wamen... Well... ｡◕‿‿◕｡
Current Waifus in the roster:
From My Hero Academia: Star and Stripe, Mitsuki, Inko, Lady Nagant, Midnight
From PJO/Greek Mythos: Athena, Medusa (might be an AU of my PJO fic), Melinoe
From Fairy Tail: Mirajane Strauss (Continuation of Life Goes On), Irene Belserion, Juvia Lockser
From Harry Potter: Bellatrix (AU), Narcissa
From Senko-san the Helpful Fox: Yozora
From One Piece: Smoothie (based on the concept for Beholden to None)
From Naruto: Ino (AU), Fuu, Temari (AU), Shion (prequel to Life Goes On or AU)
From Skullgirls: Princess Parasoul
More to be added upon request!