How Brendan Chase met his wife. Play on reality TV romance tropes. Basically, Chase is a fucking dumbass who is definitely relying on his good looks.

This fic started out being this scene from Knight and Day ( and it evolved from there. Basically, Alex gets kidnapped, Blunt does nothing to stop it, Ian gets mad and calls in a favour from a friend!

When Alex gets a warning at school from someone who's supposed to be dead, he realizes that something is about to happen, and that no one is safe. Not even his classmates. But when some of his classmates follow him to see what he does when he isn't at school, what will happen? Will Alex do? What about the warning?

This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used: Letter, Father, Collection, Table, Arson.

Alex, to his shame, had never actually been to most of Britain's tourist attractions. Jack has decided to make him finally go.

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

Alex decides to take up butterfly collecting, much to his friends' fascination and horror.

Book Store AU! A very done Alex Rider opened a bookstore in Venice. Who in the hell needs a book about 14th century antidotes at three in the morning! AU after Eagle Strike.

So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

RE-WRITE: So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

Nile is going to write his swords a short dainty little poem. Why? Because I say so!

Maybe a Werewolf AU with one of the minor characters in AR? I'm thinking of someone who doesn't get a whole lot of love…[Filled with Professor Yermalov from Scorpia].

Tom Harris unknowingly leads Doctor Three around Brooklands for a parent tour. Three is very done and someone please get this clearly ADHD child medication.

Witches AU! Tom has gotten them kicked out of yet another coven by accidentally stepping on another witch's familiar. In Tom's defense, it was a literal cockroach.

Tom always thought Alex working as a spy was cool. Now he realised his idea of espionage and reality were two completely different things. For Febuwhump prompt 18: Forced to watch

Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.

Alex finds a map in Ian's study. What does he do? Put an ad on Craigslist [changed to mass email] and let the first five people who reply join him.

After a particularly bad mission, Alex gets drunk at a pub with Ben. When they get home, Ben realises exactly how much Alex hides behind his perfected mask. Aka, Alex gets drunk and has a deep talk with Ben. Pure Angst.

AU! Alex was an ordinary kid with a mediocre guardian until one day he saves Brendan Chase from being hit by a bus. Abandoned orphans are free real estate, right?

Alex somehow ends up in charge of Scorpia. Everyone is just so relieved that they have a BOSS THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THEM that they all just decide to keep him around.

This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used so far: Vex, Bequeath, Logolepsy, Resplendent, Agelast.

Time moves forwards as unrelenting as water in a river travels towards the sea… except when it doesn't.

Let's do a non-Romance Titanic AU! Everyone tries to get off the ship as fast as possible. Supervillian sent everyone back in time.

Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.