R2-D2/Jon Snow slash fic. Enough said.

What if Arya Stark had met Darth Maul and embraced the Dark Side of the Force? As revenge is the way of the Sith, she decides to go after an old adversary: King Joffrey. Lightsabers are ignited and blood will be spilled. Star Wars meets Game of Thrones.

I have always wanted to a story on Rickon Stark and Osha. This story occurs after the events of Game of Thrones Season 3's Episode 9. Rickon and Osha have parted company with Bran and the Reeds. Osha turns out to be a reincarnation of Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter. Meanwhile, Darth Vader takes an interest in Rickon and sends one of his Inquisitors to fetch Rickon.

Oberyn doesn't die, Arya reunites with Jaqen (who does die) thanks to Oberyn, Stannis & Co are at war with the Boltons (over Theon), pretty much all of the Lannisters end up dead, Daenerys and Ser Jorah are reunited etc, and Jaime is introduced to a Twi'lek girl called Mar'lotha, and all stories come together when he falls pregnant and gives birth to the new heir of the north.

What would happen if Tyrion had found a stronger Champion for his trial by combat? Let's find out. One-shot. Rated M for Language and Violence. Read at your own risk. Please Read/Review.