Static comes back from a week away for work, and is excited to spend time with his wife of a few years, Sandy. Just mindless day to day interaction and sex. Kinda my thing. Repost before it dies.

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, drop in on her in the hopes of staying with her so he can get back on his feet after having his parents kick him out of their home. Sandy, unknown to her family, is currently living and dating Shadow. Randy end up being a huge pain in the ass to both his sister and her boyfriend, but that's why I love writing him. Repost.

This is my Turning Red version of one of my favorite scenes from SpongeBob SquarePants – Episode "Procrastination". Sidenote: Norton and Perch Perkins are humans in this story.

Sandy becomes harassed by Shadow's, her current coworker and friend, current female fling. The two met to discuss the issue at hand and Sandy's true feelings about his lifestyle choices come to light. Another old story found buried on my hard drive.

Story about Sandy's first pregnancy come to an end at the birth and those close to her dealing with things before, after, and during the big day. I'm just killing time so don't be shocked when it isn't worth the read :P Plenty of Randy, Static, Shadow, and Sandy!

Spongebob finds himself suddenly alongside a gassy golfing girl.

Parody of Help Wanted. John "Soap" MacTavish is eager to join Bravo Team. Will Price let him become a member?.

Prince Shadow is in need of an heir in order to take the title of King so he can flex his full power over his land. He finds a bride in Sandra a Baron's daughter from a foreign land. Sandy, unhappy with the arraignment begrudgingly accepts to make her family happy and help her fellow countrymen with a new trade agreement. Hidden secrets soon start coming to light showing her end.

Static asks his parents to watch his stepchildren for a night so he and his soon to be wife and celebrate her divorce. Little dose the young squirrel know how upset his lover is about her failings with her now ex.

This is a headcanon collection about Tori and Cat's (sometimes including the Victorious gang) relationship and friendships with Spongebob and his friends from Bikini Bottom and what their experiences are like there. Tori and Cat's lives changed after they fell from a magic mirror and end up in Bikini Bottom for a week. After finding a way back home, they promise to visit often.

Ella es Amber Nocturne. una Youtuber e Influencer virtual de 23 años de edad vive en el universo libre. [Human AU], [Youtuber AU], [Roommate AU], [Drabble]

SpongeBob ends up getting his SquarePants crossing over with the idiots from Konosuba!

He was a painter, she commissioned him. It was supposed to be a simple job except Sandy never showed her face, hidden behind the bed's canopy and all he had to go on was her brother and the guy he kept trying to set her up with. Gothic horror AU, 18th century AU.

I'm currently working on a project right now. Your comments and suggestions are much welcome.

Sora lands in a mysterious world named "Bikini Bottom", after arriving, he meets SpongeBob, and then learns about the forces of Darkness plaguing his world. A perilous journey lies ahead. Note: A remake of a series I made 11 years ago. This IS a parody series and is not meant to be taken all that seriously. Please be advised that there will also be excessive vulgarity and violence.

SpongeBob is quite surprised to see Pit suddenly stumble into the Krusty Krab in what isn't going to be a normal day!

Proton, Static's dad, decides to spend the Father's Day weekend with his wife and children, as their offspring are unaware of their split up. Things get a little intense with his younger male lover before he departs, and he begins to contemplate a full divorce and becoming openly honest to those around him in regard to his newfound happiness in life. Spin Off not fanfic

Proton takes some of his clients out for a good time at a male strip club... and then finds himself becoming very interested in one of the performers. More of a spin off than a fanfic. Gay male squirrels being... pretty gay. All OC's all the time, bruh!

Proton seeks mental help after finally getting back with Randy, Sandy's twin brother, as he wants to keep his tempter tame, so he doesn't blow it with the younger man now that he's left his wife. This is more of a spin off than a fanfic. Gay male squirrels, cause why not?

Parody of Band Geeks. Doctor Monty, in order to show that he's better than the Shadowman, gathers characters from the multiverse for a concert.

Static, who is usually happy with his life, starts to wonder about how things in his life haven't turned out like he thought they would when he was back in his youth. So, he attempts to have heart to heart chat with his father about what he should do.

As a princess of Yond promised to the Prince of Ocio, Sandy has qualms about marrying for power and not for love. When she is captured in the dead of night by a pirate captain and his crew, she learns there's more to life than sitting in an ivory tower and waiting for her hand to be taken in marriage. An 1830s Victorian Era Pirate AU. Art by Jediannsolo

Sandy finds herself as a salve to her family's keepers and sent off to work at a fairly new prospector encamp. she spends most of her time clearing up everyone's mess, but still as a female in a whore house is made to do other duties. She finds little comfort once a new man takes over the bar... that is until she and Shadow get to know each other a bit better.

I'm sick and therefore out of it... so more Randy X Proton crap. I just wanted to add in their first encounter from the spin off of Giving Up side. Gay male OC squirrels. i should seek help, but heavy drinking is cheaper and far more fun ;)

After a catastrophic attempt to clean a plate at the Krusty Krab, Spongebob and Patrick find themselves under the rule that is Britannia and meet some new friends along the way. Yes. THIS IS REAL. This is NOT a parody, this is an ACTUAL crossover of Code Geass and Spongebob Squarepants with actual canon going on! Buckle your seat belts, because it's going to be a wild ride!