Well, what do you do when your children won't sleep?

"But I heard you. You were clearly talking about . . . about having sex with her! Who was she!" Lydia demanded, almost blind with anguish and rage.

Two TV characters from the last century meet and discuss . . . fanfic?

In every relationship, there are very important "first times". This is a "first time" for Beetlejuice and Lydia.

At some point, most people realize the true meaning of Christmas. The means by which they arrive at this understanding differ considerably. As, indeed, do most people.

Lydia has to put up with Beetlejuice as a human. Will it work? Will she fall for him? And the big question is will she merry him over aging? You just have to read and find out.

What do you get the guy who can have anything he wants by snapping his fingers?

I haven't posted anything to this site for a long time, and I haven't followed up on my Beetlejuice fics for even longer. While I completed every fic I started here, I know I left a lot of the story untold. So while this isn't a fic, it is some of the answers I know it's likely I'll otherwise never offer. So for that reason if nothing else, I still hope this is allowed to stay up.

Don't we all like to share favorite things with those we care about?

After the revelation at the end of the previous story, Lydia settles down to wait. But when she succumbs to the power of an apple (no, really), it's up to the supporting cast to find out what's happened and put things right... because without his mortal morality chain to hold him back, BJ is more dangerous than they realized. Part 4 of the Contractually Obligated Chaos series.

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and the other begins? (Edgar Allen Poe) - This is the story of a girl and her ghost in a tale of terror and horror. Be cautious, for this is not a tale for the weak of heart. -Collaboration with GhostlyHauntings-

When Lydia was young she had an imaginary friend that may not be so imaginary

Not much has been said about how the duo met or what happened after the cartoon, but Lydia Deetz was about to make some choices that would haunt her for the rest of her life. Life is hard for those who don't fit in, and harder still for those who don't have a life. But, in the end, things like wanting to be loved & accepted is a universal desire for all beings, right?

Beetlejuice and Lydia go to see a play. Namely, theirs.

Musical/Cartoonverse. Beetlejuice goes after Charles and Lydia in the Netherworld. Will they be able to come to terms? Some spoilers for the Broadway show. Please read and review!

Friendships whither. Lydia copes about as well as could be expected.

BJ's whole afterlife changes when he found out Lydia and her family were murdered. Taking the Netherworld's clause and permission, he's ready to hunt down those responsible, but finds out that Lyds is in even deadlier trouble of becoming a Dead Shadow. A spirit doomed to live in their moment of torment on Earth. (BJ/Lyd Romance.) Rated for psychological horror and themes.

When Rachel and Sasha practice their witchcraft, they think the spell was a flop. But it wasn't as they summoned two monsters into their home!

After a spell goes wonky, Claire ends up grudging up some bad memories

Beetlejuice and Lydia... before the memory loss and all it's inherent problems. Rules... you know I hate 'em. My full story has taken longer than it should have. I couldn't seem to figure out how to piece my story bits together. I realized it was because some of the bits didn't belong in the main story. So I'm making a prologue for them. Some scenes are new perspectives.

Bureaucracy has made Lydia forget her best childhood friend. Time isn't as perfectly measurable as we like to think it is when split between worlds. And Beetlejuice must overcome some monumental mistakes so that he can save the day... for once. There will be some clearly marked time skipping as the two's history is slowly revealed and their future is brought to light.

Requested by Mitchell Movie Productions: Going against his better half's judgement, Beetlejuice tried to convert his "New You Cologne" into a drink. Lydia, unfortunately, drinks it splitting her into 14 different Lydias, with each shirt color representing a personality trait. And now, Beetlejuice has to find a way to get her back to being one Lydia. Can he manage?

Lydia was already confused, and now pissed off. Not to mention intoxicated. It was easier to let the feelings flow when your rational thinking had been compromised. To hell with his warning, she wanted to go down this road if it meant finding out what exactly was going on between them.

She should be wary but something scary ventures into her nonetheless. A ghostly haunting will turn loose and she will scream his name but not three times. A simple short story with humor of dark and light, love and lust, and a tale of what lengths one will take to get happiness. Takes place in cartoon verse but the more adult things BJ does are taken from his movie persona.

Sometimes things don't go as expected. In Lydia's case, that's a given. Who would've guessed marrying a notorious con man-slash-poltergeist could have some particularly unsavory consequences? Yeah, she should've known better. Misery loves company - even in Paradise. (Sequel to The Tie That Binds)