After getting severely injured, Rosalina has no choice but to perform surgery on herself. Contains depictions of blood, guts, and gore.

Outwardly, I'm shy, a bit awkward, and a bit of an introvert. Inside, I'm a fighter, and I'll fight hard for my loved ones. I am a cowardly lion. Hear me roar. Rated T for action violence, peril, language, alcohol use, thematic elements and some sexual content.

Love hurts

Since 1992, Mario Kart is everyone's favorite racing franchise. Here's a poem to honor three decades of this amazing series! We salute you, Mario Kart!

You know you should worry whenever Bowser orders a pizza because he sure KNOWS how to mess with you. Sadly, Mario had to learn that the hard way when he had landed on his space. [Takes place in Mario Party Superstars] (A possible Bowser minigame idea)

Plagued by his past actions, Bowser locks himself away. That is, until Kamek's plan to cheer him up goes awry, and he's forced to confront himself - and his past actions - in a way he'd never imagined... [PeachxBowsette, Post-Odyssey]

All of the royalty in the Mushroom Kingdom go missing. The only clues are a rushed note from Olly, and a music box that Peach played for Rosalina every night. Will Goombob, Toadguard, and Olive find the missing rulers before it's too late and the world is lost to ruin, forever?

A simple poem for Super Mario Sunshine that shows the themes within the game that are hidden in plain sight. I will warn you guys that this is my first time writing a poem in a long while. So, expect some awkwardness in how it is worded except for when it's intentional. But don't worry. It's still readable enough, and any constructive criticism is welcome. With that said, enjoy!

A mini-sequel to LM: Tomb Service. Years after Luigi saved the Last Resort from Hellen Gravely and King Boo, he and Daisy decide to get married there! While all of the malevolent ghosts are gone, it seems that entrusting the Last Resort staff with a job this big may have been a bad idea...

después de su intento 26 de hacer a peach su reina decide cambiar de objetivo buscando mejorar

The Real Origin Story of the Super Mario Bros aka Mario and Luigi. It answers the questions of how they were born in Mushroom Kingdom and mysteriously ended up in Brookyln, New York. Then their long-awaited return to claim their destiny.

Another continuation of SMG4: Mario and the God Box: After Melony went to the basement, she seemed to not be able to protect the Meme Guardians from the God Box...and resulting in a series of hallucinations from her overthinking.

Bowser, sick of trying, puts up the last dregs of resistance against the Mario Brothers. Little does anyone know, there's one last plan left to enact. But first, the King must go undercover. No way it brings to light a deeply kept secret, right?

Takes place after the events of "Super Mario Odyssey". Mario and Cappy make sure Bowser learns his lesson for what he did during the adventure, and Mario sings a little song as he does it! One-shot songfic!

In the endless void, Rosalina experiences endless pain, endless loss. She wants the opportunity for someone to stay with her. She doesn't want to feel the sting of being separated from her loved ones again. Fortunately, fate hears her cries, and brings forth a miracle.

Mario and Luigi's daughters Bubblegum and Clover have to save their parents from the evil Bowser.

Here's my second song parody dedicated to everyone's favorite red capped plumber. I hope that you will enjoy this one as much as I enjoyed writing it, as well as my previous song parody. I was inspired by the YouTube series "Stupid Mario Bros." song parodies for this parody, so think of it this way: It's the kind of song they'd sing, as well as Mario singing this as he saves Peach.

Ever since my first exposure to song parodies by "Weird Al" Yankovic (as well as Allan Sherman and Bob Rivers), I've always wanted to do my own share of that. While I can't sing too well, I try my hardest. Here in this first song parody-fic, I sing all about everyone's favorite plumber mascot from Nintendo, as well as what makes him such a great hero and pop-culture icon.

When two twin brothers end up on an island with several multicolored dinosaurs named "Yoshis", they must work together when one of them gets kidnapped by Bowser and his caretaker, a Magikoopa named Kamek.

Toad is having fun in the front yard of the castle when a mysterious creature emerges and bullies him. This story also explains why this creature hasn't been seen since Super Mario Sunshine.

Behold, my contribution to an old meme!

Two villains are forced to work with their enemy, Amomo Nayotoru, when a betrayal marks them as "dangerous".

Happy Mario Day, everyone! Burger Shroom is holding a huge party and everyone is invited with some free lunch. I hope you'll enjoy this one-shot to honor this occasion

An alternate world in which much of the Mushroom Kingdom remains the same, but a certain plumber ended up not playing the hero, but became a florist instead. And said florist ends up meeting a tattoo artist who had never been the King of Koopas either. What might a simple life for the two of them look like, when they never had been enemies at all?

When Bowser pushes Mario away from Peach near the end of "Super Mario Odyssey", he doesn't look so good. After all Mario has endured, will he be okay? Read to find out! MarioXPeach chapter story! COMPLETE!