When Megamind finally saw Roxanne in a cape, and when he learned not to bother her on sick days. TW inside.

Of all the evil gifts Roxanne received, none had such unexpected side effects as this one. A standalone, fluffy piece made just for fun. Hope you'll enjoy 3

Roxanne needs just one weekend off to host her parents and keep the normalcy mask on in front of them. Evil knows no schedule, though. TV inside, standalone.

Phoebe returns to Metro City after the unexpected news of Megamind quitting villainy... and getting a girlfriend. Hard to say which one of them is more confused. Roxanne to the rescue! TW inside. This is a direct sequel to 'Roxanne Ritchi's Worst Kidnappings Ever'.

In the insanity that became her life, Roxanne reflects on the worst kidnappings she experienced throughout her career in Metro City. Chaos ensues. TW inside, adult rating for the last chapter.

NOW UPDATED! Charged with the murder of Metro Man, Megamind & Minion flee for the border but Megamind is discovered by an odd woman living in the wilds of Branson, Missouri. Sonja refuses to turn them in & opens her home to them. Somewhere between close calls & car repairs, Megs realizes there's more to Sonja Merlo than meets the eye...and he's in grave danger of falling for her.

In 1977, a probe carrying a recording of the sounds of Earth was launched toward deep space. What if Megamind's people did something similar, years before the black hole? And what if Megamind acquired that recording? Emotional hurt/comfort, bring tissues.

Roxanne has the unfortunate privilege of explaining masturbation to Megamind after he catches her in the act.

Pre-movie. It isn't guaranteed that a being from the Glaupunk Quadrant would be safe on Earth. After all, every planet has its own atmosphere and climate. Some elements from Megamind's home planet aren't compatible with planet Earth. And he's about to find out exactly how his species reacts to these changes. Story inspired by a prompt by Ramendobe on tumblr.

Roxanne discovers she can fit her whole hand in places hands weren't meant to go. Megamind is screamingly pleased with this. (Takes place in the Dive-verse, but you do not need to have read Dive to enjoy this.)

AU in which people receive water birds that will eventually lead them to their soulmates. Or: in which Dal fights depression by focusing really really hard on things that make Dal, specifically, happy. So, angst, feels, Megamind with gills, and a soulmate AU with birds in it! Complete.

Roxanne Ritchi finds her soulmate.

A year after the Ares case, Roxanne and Megamind learn the U.S. Defenders' League has nominated Metro City to host their annual conference. When a visiting hero is murdered, suspicion soon falls on the former supervillain. With threats on all sides, the couple must prove Megamind's innocence—and catch the real killer—before it's too late. WARNINGS: sex, violence, language, & METAL!

Megamind is married with a kid but he gets a super secret massage from his buddy Metro Man or as he is known now Music Man. Having all those muscles kneaded and a happy ending? Tune in for some hot action to come, as well as some close calls! M/M (Not really exploring the marriage route but keeping it as a source of tension)

When Metro Man goes on vacation, it's up to the Teen Hero Squad to defend Metro City in his absence! It's their first big mission as a team, and they're ready for anything Metro City can throw at them. Will they prove they have what it takes to become full members of the League of Heroes? What could possibly go wrong?

Megamind purrs a lot as a small child. He assumes he grows out of this, so it's a surprise when he starts back up again.

"Miss Ritchi, the only thing I care about is defeating the man you love." Without missing a beat, Roxanne had a reply. "Yeah but, you really shouldn't self sabotage."

Megamind can't stay. Roxanne can't leave. Let's have some faster-than-light feels!

There wasn't time enough for his expression to change in reaction- Minion saw the dark shadow under the creature's brow - before he had passed it. He swept the tools up into a box in one motion and came away again, round eyes fixed on the floor.

When the crowd finally parted, Minion gave a whoop and accelerated into invisibility mode as quickly as the car would allow. Roxanne's little shriek sent Megamind into a spiral of cackles. Scary, unsettled loose ends could wait till the end of the road. The Westward planes of Metro City were gilded gold.

She walked into the lair the usual way, stumbling, her bag held in front of her chest with both hands. Cars droned behind her, and in front of her the lair pulsated, an electric dungeon. There wasn't any blood on her shoes. No.

Heat from inside pressed against him in waves, and the smell of old ashes and burnt chemicals soaked the air. Megamind wasn't entirely sure he was in the right house until he'd cast his light up at the photos on the wall.

Megamind and Roxanne should have know their kids would get into just as much trouble as them. Out of order one and two shots about the life and times of their daughter, Marianne. Formerly titled "Awkward". Chapter 1: Time travel makes everything awkward.

He has had visitors before, but never like these four.

Months after Titan's defeat, Roxanne faces concerns as she and Megamind's relationship grows more serious. Soon, however, she learns that may be the least of her problems. Metro City's new hero has a dangerous past, and loving him comes with as many perils as benefits. Mystery, drama, love, & humor. WARNING: sex, violence, & prior domestic abuse. I don't own Megamind. COMPLETE.