Theodora reflects on the question and on the woman who once meant the world for her. [S. Theodora Markson/Woman With Hair But No Beard]

Desculpe-me por lhe deixar envergonhado na frente dos seus amigos. Eu só queria falar com você. O garçom concordou em trazer este cartão junto com a sua bebida. Se não quiser me encontrar, rasgue isto quando terminar sua root beer float. Eu partirei, e nunca mais tentarei lhe contatar novamente. Mas, se você quiser me conhecer, sou a garota de dez anos na mesa do canto. B.

One of the few personal belongings he keeps is the old framed photograph. [Movie based, B/B/L.]

Flashes of the time when Olaf and Beatrice were friends.

violet wakes up in a weird place she has never been to, but everyone is very happy. violet might not be able to be herself.

Sort of a fix-it for The Austere Academy (because watching A Series of Unfortunate Events on television just makes me FEEL THiNGS OKAY)

A drabble collection featuring Carmelita Spats in various scenarios. Currently: Carmelita makes a rather surprising new friend.

*Revised with less chapters, more text!* While her parents are away on a week long cruise, Madison is left to spend that time at her uncle Olaf's. How will that go? All rights belong to Lemony Snicket. Rated for language and brief incest.

au. violet signs her life over and breaks a promise.

What if the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home reached the Baudelaires soon enough for them to board?

This story begun long before the woes began and picked right back up after the sea foamed question mark. One might say to have your fate intertwined with a Baudelaire would be to have a very unlucky life, but yet the budding love was still there despite all grief and disbelief.

A collection of drabbles, half-baked plots, and ideas from the Here universe. filled with loose-ends, self-indulgent nonsense, and prompt work. AUs and alternate timelines abound, riddled with noncanonical, semicanonical, and definitively canonical cut scenes! Enjoy!

Moxie cares for her old friend. Lemony doesn't know how to be cared about.

Jacquelyn goes on an expedition with Gustav and Monty.

Sunny is mature enough to understand everything, and to form her own opinion. [Post The End, ignoring Chap. 14, Olaf lives AU]

The Baudelaires are forced onto a treacherous and dismal journey, as they meet up with old ally Larry-Your-Waiter, mysterious Dr. Fairchild, and the survivor of the fire. Show-verse, based on what I believe may happen in Series 3.

Violet solo tiene 2 meses de embarazo, pero se está estresando por todas las cosas que su hermano y su esposa están experimentando como nuevos padres. Ah, y Duncan y Sunny están en la historia junto con todos los personajes enumerados. Además, es increíblemente corto en este momento.

This is a reboot of my OG ASOUE fanfic.

After years of abuse, the Baudelaires are trying their best to move forward. But just as Klaus is about to start anew at college, the VFD sends a chilling mission assignment, involving a disused code, opera tickets, and an unpleasantly familiar face. It's just like Lemony Snicket warned: This story has no happy ending, no happy beginning, and very few happy things in the middle.

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. That is what happened when Jacques met a mysterious woman at the annual V.F.D. masquerade ball. They were bound to one another, attached by a single thread that kept them linked. Unfortunately, life doesn't always have a happy ending. Jacques/OFC

Violet is only 2 months pregnant, but she's getting stressed about all the things her brother and his wife are experiencing as new parents. Oh, and Duncan and Sunny are in the story along with all the characters listed. Also, it's insanely short right now.

i didn't realize this was a sad occasion :: or, a haiku collection about various characters. 1. violet 2. klaus 3. sunny 4. olaf 5. mr. poe 6. monty 7. josephine 8. sir 9. nero 10. esme 11. jerome 12. hector 13. hal 14. duncan

Once upon a time, in the now flooded village of Killdeer Fields, a story happened. [Contains major spoilers for the ending of ATWQ. Reading not recommended for people who ship Lemony/Ellington romantically.]

Violet decides to experiment with wearing no undergarments and her brother Klaus takes notice. (Based primarily on the Netflix series).

Olaf makes the mistake of looking at Esme with her reading glasses on.