Drabble. In the spirit of the March for Life, another look at the whole Quagmire birth-identity trope.

A missing moment in The Austere Academy where Klaus admits his feelings for Isadora.

RANDOMNESS READ NOW BEfoER DELETE!

Certain things can describe certain people, & Violet Baudelaire was no exception to this.

"What could that be?" Klaus asked, his head whirring with need for information. "That's the wrong question. The right one would be, why is it heading for us?" said Violet. [Set after Chapter Fourteen]

A small ficlet about the first time Kit saw Dewey's catalogue. I wrote this ages ago, back when I first read the Penultimate Peril.

Things could have gone right but everything could have gone wrong. Set after ATWQ: All Other Nights

Esme Squalor visits Count Olaf for a cup of tea.

Hal seems to have found the Snicket File. Please R&R. While writing I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe and my stomach hurt

A story about an organization of volunteers, a schism, a sugar bowl, an obscure writer, deadly driving lessons, unpleasant lemon scones, hideous bow ties, secret messages and lots, lots of fires. If you are J.F., read every ten words and use the coffee maker to decode. If you aren't J.F., don't read any word at all.

"Just start typing. You've got to write something. Do it for her." In which Lemony Snicket wants to write about three displaces and misfortunate orphans, but the memories of their long dead mother prove to be something of a hurdle.

Lemony Snicket writes a private letter, revealing his own inner demons concerning his failures and cowardice.

I was inspired so I wrote this. Kinda stupid but funny and cute. Quiglet and Ellimony, alternating. May have mentions of other fandoms. All-Nighters, bad teachers, modern characters, the occasional illness, etc. Enjoy, and send me prompts! Rated T just in case.

I had an idea for this sort-of future, sort-of AU All The Wrong Questions fanfic, where the plot is very similar to Paper Towns but it has little ATWQish twists to it, and a Snicketish feel, with the ATWQ characters and world, I guess. Ellimony, mentions of cake and possibly Kellar/Moxie. Rated T just in case.

Lemony Snicket sits at his typewriter and thinks. One-shot set just after the Beatrice Letters.

I'll never leave you again, Violet. But you did, Quigley. Quig and Vi story! (Plz NO Flames!)

Six years after the Baudelaire's lost their parent and home, Olaf was finally caught. Now able to have her own life, Violet meets the love of her life, Tom Hiddleston when she and her siblings are taken to ing 21 Violet is able to marry Tom, which she does.Olaf, who has a twisted desire for Violet finds out the love of his life has been married and he breaks free.

Violet grows up as her father watches.

Takes place in the end. Violet Evaluates her life.

There is one person whose story hasn't been told, but is responsible for the stories of all others. This is about her. And she has received some letters.

Incompetent teachers...excessive note-taking...the sound of children's hopes and dreams dying... It's the same old story at Prufrock Preparatory School. That is, until Duncan decides to pull a gutsy move during class.

Join the Baudelaires in the sixth installment of Another Series of Unfortunate Events as they travel to the home of the Duchess of Winnipeg and encounter a deadly plot that could be the end of them all. R/R!

Everyone is His Bitch, Klaus Baudelaire's Wikipedia Parody, Quigley Has a Dream, What Really Happened at the Beach... this is a compilation of the parodies/cracks I've written on A Series of Unfortunate Events

Violet is happy until duncan dies... Rated T for suicide! WARNING! charecter Deaths!

Violet seems so happy until Duncan dies. This made me cry writing it! Rated T for suicide! Warning! 2 character deaths!