ahoy taters! Yep another new story! Hehehe*nervous chuckles* please don't kill me, I have an overactive imagination and muse that is constantly bombarding me with plot bunnies that I'm forced to act on cuz impulses.

Anyways this right here is a three way crossover between Animorphs/ Fallout New Vegas/ and Monster girl quest where Tobias gets sent to a Monster girl quest/ Fallout fusion universe and gets a harem of Fallout girls as monster girls!

Anyways onto the story!

QUICK DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN ANIMORPHS, FALLOUT OR MONSTER GIRL QUEST!

LOCATION: Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, USA.

Date:2002

Time: 3:03 in the Afternoon

TOBIAS' POV

My name is Tobias, if you're from my universe you know me as one of the animorphs specifically the one who got trapped in a Red Tailed Hawk's body before regaining my morphing.

If you're native to my Adopted universe, you know me as one of the heroes who helped Courier Six save Hoover Dam from The Legion, and ushered in a victory for The New California Republican Army.

This is a *pauses* you could say this is my autobiography on how I arrived into my adopted universe and met my lovers.

So for those of you native to my adopted universe, you all know that I have an ability to shapeshift into various animals, monsters and into mutants I touch but you don't know how I got said ability.

I got my ability from a blue mouthless centaur like alien whom I met in a construction site back in my universe six years before I arrived in my Adopted universe, that alien was an Andalite named Elfangor and he turned out to be my father, that's a story for another time.

He came with a warning, that my Earth was being invaded by parasitic alien slugs called Yeerks, aliens who crawl into your head and spread themselves into your brains every crevice, see through your eyes, hear through your ears.

When the yeerk speaks it does so with your mouth, when it walks it does so with your legs, when it picks up objects it does so with your hands.

Sounds terrifying right? That's what I fought against for five years from 1996 to 2001.

I was thirteen when the war started and eighteen when the war ended, though not biologically eighteen as my base form had changed to that of a hawks, again long story.

The end of the war was a pyrrhic victory, my girlfriend Rachel died having to sacrifice herself to kill her infested cousin Tom and even then her death was in vain as a now Ex friend Erek disabled the weapons of the ship we were on so we couldn't fire on The Blade ship.

So that's a summary of my backstory before my arrival now as for how I arrived.

It's been a year and eleven days since the end of the war, since Rachel died.

And I still haven't forgiven Jake….

Or Erek.

"They're both bastards who can rot in hell" I said to myself in thought speak.

I was in my Red tailed hawk form and was perched on a Whitebark pine tree gazing out across the woods of yellowstone.

With my Hawk vision I could see things that human eyes would be blind to, such as a roach crawling on the back of a bear that was on the ground three hundred feet away.

I felt a heartache in my hawk chest 'Rachel's favorite morph was the grizzly bear' my memory painfully reminded me before I scolded myself ' NO Tobias! Sink into The mind of the Hawk! The Hawk feels no pain! Only predatory hunger and intelligence!'

Sinking back into the hawk, I resumed my search for food, down on the ground I spotted a nest of baby skunks in a den seven hundred feet away.

' Easy prey and a good filling meal but unfortunately they are being guarded by their mother, I don't wanna get sprayed, it took three weeks and a tomato bath from cassie the last time I got sprayed by a skunk, let's look for other options'

I thought to myself craning my neck to search elsewhere, then to my delight I saw something that although it wouldn't satisfy my hunger I did find heartwarming.

Toby Hamme, the Hork Bajir seer who was named in my honor was teaching a group of Hork Bajir children on how to play Basket ball and I must say the Hork bajir children were really good at it.

I chuckled via thought speak 'Those Hork bajir children aren't old enough to be toddlers and yet they can give shaquille O'Neal a run for his money! The benefits of an alien physiology! Hahaha'

I then noticed-

"FOOD!" I shouted via thought speak as I saw a rat run across the basketball court Toby and the hork bajir children were playing on.

I let out a hawk screech *SREEEEEEE!* as I divebombed the rat from off the White bark pine tree, I had my wings splayed out to slow down my fall from several hundred feet like a parachute and my talons bared and ready to grab the rat.

*FWOOM!* I successfully swooped down onto the court and grabbed the rat before I flew back up and landed on a Basketball hoop in the very same court at which point I begun to dig into my meal.

The rat which was squirming and squealing up a storm activated my sadistic Hawk instincts "Go ahead and squeal you little traitor it won't help you" I said before using my beak I bit the rat's head off; As I swallowed the rats head I thought 'Did I just call the rat Traitor? Meh must be residual hatred leftover from David'

I then tore into the rat some more *RIP! RIIIP! RIIP! RIP!* And soon had the whole thing gobbled down.

Afterwards I heard a familiar deep bass voice say "Tobias, it's good to see you, how have you been?"

Looking down from the basketball hoop I saw that my asker was Toby Hamee.

I noticed a few of The Hork bajir children looking at me with wonder and pointing up at me but I kept my focus on Toby "Meh, it's the same old same old.

Life has been a shit show since the war ended"

Toby scolded me "Tobias please don't swear in front of the children!"

I replied "Why? They can't hear me, as I'm only directing my thought speak towards you"

Toby said "Oh yeah, never mind then" before she said "So Tobias why has everything been so *pauses* bad for you since the war ended? Does it- does it have to do with Rachel?"

I let out a thought speech growl "Yes and the reasons why she died, her cousin Jake and that overly pacifistic bastard Erek, I blame them both equally for Rachel's death, I swear if I ever see Erek again Chee or not I'm gonna find a way to hurt him"

Toby sounding surprised asked "You would hurt someone who's unable to fight back? You are aware-"

I cut her off "That Erek's pacifistic programming won't allow him to defend himself? Yes exactly, that's what I'm counting on if I do meet him again"

Toby got a look of concern in her eyes "Tobias You're still hurting, the wound caused by Rachel's death has barely healed hasn't it? Your heart still feels raw, you need to let go, Rachel wouldn't want you to obsess over her death like that"

I shouted via thought speech "Let go?! LET GO?! How can I let go of the fact that the first person to love me in my entire miserable life is dead? That she died being sent on a suicide mission to kill her cousin's brother on orders of her cousin?! I lived a life of being abused by my alcoholic aunts and uncles who treated me like garbage and bullies who used my head to unclog toilets, Rachel was the one good thing I had in my life and JAKE AND EREK TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME!"

I was so worked up at this point that my hawk body began to hyperventilate, and I then noticed that the Hork bajir children were cuddling up to Toby and were crying.

' Crap I've just scared the kids' I thought now feeling guilty for scaring a bunch of friendly innocent aliens.

I let out a thought speech sigh "L-listen Toby I've I've gotta go"

Toby's eyes then widened and my first conclusion was that she was having a delayed reaction to my outburst but then she pointed to something behind me "Tobias lookout!"

I turned around just in time to catch a pink arrow with an emerald gem heart shaped tip to the chest and then the next thing I knew my vision was clouded by a red dusts with the words "LOVE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY" written in gold on it before I felt like I had lost gravity's control over my body and was now floating up into the air into outerspace.

I lost sense of direction. It was like I was in a barrel rolling down a hill but then said barrel broke free from Earth's gravity and was now in space and still rolling, the scent of packaged valentine chocolates assaulted my nose and then….

*Plop!* I landed on my butt onto a pink heart shaped beanbag the size of a buffalo and one of the first things I noticed was-

"How The fuck am I human again?!" I exclaimed looking myself over, staring at my arms and legs before I tried to push myself out of the beanbag.

Sadly, I hadn't walked in human form for over a year and collapsed right back into the beanbag just as soon as I got up "Ugh, well atleast I have a comfortable place to sit" before I got a bearing on my surroundings.

I was in what appeared to be some kind of trailer albeit one with walls painted pink and decorated with miniature statues of cherubs made of real gold that you'd find in a mansion and not a trailer.

Then there was what looked like a hundred thousand dollar chandelier hanging above my head, said chandelier had several lights in the shape of hearts and had arms made of gold coated in rubies forming the words "Love is strongest"

I also saw a TV which looked more technologically advanced then any TV I've ever seen as instead of being big and blocky, it's flat almost as flat as a table.

It was also made of gold and was encrusted in various rubies carved in the shape of hearts with a pair of angel wings made of rubies on its back.

To conclude, I saw a second buffalo sized pink heart shaped beanbag chair, a foldable slide in door that probably led to a bathroom and/or bedroom and a red heart shaped door with a diamond cherub shaped handle that probably led outside this Highclass version of a white trash trailer.

I concluded "Okay Ellimist ha ha ha this is very funny, you got me.

But I'm not in the mood for your games, if you want to use me as a fucking chess piece in your and Crayaks bullshit 4D chess you can forget it! I'm DONE saving the world, I'm done saving the galaxy! Get someone else to pick up the slack!"

Twelve seconds passed by and nothing happened and I thus grew impatient.

Growling verbally for the first time in over a year ( Which felt strange in my throat) I pushed hard against the beanbag chair and managed to push myself off and stumbled a few times before I got myself steady "Show yourself Ellimist!" I said.

It was then that I heard a voice that sounded like Patrick star from spongebob and Britney spears speaking in a texan accent at the same time "Hold yer horses partner! I ain't done taxidermying up my OmniJackalopefly yet!"

I then heard said voice grunting "Ugh ugh a few stitches there there and done!"

It was then that the pink foldable door opened and and in walked a woman who triggered my "WHAT THE FUCK" alarm in fact "WHAT THE FUCK?!" was what I screamed upon seeing the woman and afterwards shouting "You're not Ellimist! Or if you are you're playing a sick joke on me!"

The woman before me looked like Actress Catherine zeta jones but with hair done in bubble pigtails and was wearing a pink camouflage cowboy hat with a heart shaped diamond on it, her eyes were red and she was also wearing a pink spaghetti strapped shirt with the words "Born with a red neck temper" written on it.

And finally she wore jean shorts that were shorter then any shorts I've ever seen before, I mean for fucks sake they only went two inches past her crotch!

But that's not what got me, what REALLY got me about her appearance was what she was carrying in her hands, a creature that looked like a crudely stitched together taxidermied version of the Mythological Jackalope, albeit it was three times the size of a rabbit and its left eye was a glittering purple and pink insect compound eye while it had three normal rabbit eyes on its right side.

Its back legs were normal legs while its front legs were eight roach legs and it had three Katydid wings on its back and a scorpion tail.

My thoughts on the situation were-

' This woman is clearly not human despite looking like one , she must either be a highly technologically advanced alien to be in possession of such a creature and to teleport me here and force me into human form or she is a god like being like The Ellimist which is an oh shit for me!'

I cautiously raised my right index finger and pointed it at the obviously dead alien thing in the woman's hands "Who*pauses* are you and what-is that?"

The woman let out a laugh "Gee willikers zehahahahaha" before saying "There's nothing to be scared of Pardner! This is an OmniJackalopefly! Just a mere pest of The Multiverse! A pest that I killed while I was out hunting through yonder void! As for who am I? My name's Mama Bert-rodite the Mutiverse god of Rednecks and love"

Her explanation rather then satisfy my curiosity only made me feel even more questions ' A pest of The Multiverse? Multiverse Gods? Does that mean I'm no longer in my universe?'

Before I could ask the woman I mean Mama Bert-rodite ( Jesus christ what kind of stupid name is that?) Said "Yes Pardner you are no longer in your Universe, I snatched you away from your universe and am about to send you to a different one, one where your broken heart will be able to find love and heal, also it's rude to insult your benefactor's name Pardner"

I realized ' She can read my mind?! Of course she can, she's a god like being' Before I said "So you're basically kidnapping me and sending me to another universe?!" I glared "What's the real reason? I highly doubt it's for me to find love, if you're a god like being like The Ellimist you definitely want to use me as a Pawn in a game of 4D chess in this universe in order to save an alien race or destroy an alien race.

But what I said earlier still stands, I'm done saving people! All I want is to live out my life as a hawk, hunting game as an emotionless predator!"

Mama Bert-rodite shook her head sadly while closing her eyes "You don't get it my poor poor Tobias, I'm not like Ellimist, I don't want to use you.

I genuinely want to help you, I'm sending you to this universe where you will be able to find love that will heal your broken heart and overcome your grief over Rachel's death, feel happy again.

That's all I want for you"

I growled and clenched my fist, gritting my teeth "What if I don't want your help"

Mama Bert-rodite crossed her arms over her chest "You're getting it whether you want it or not, now here take this you'll need it in the new universe"

She clapped her hands and out of her hands soared another pink arrow with a heart shaped emerald gem tip towards me.

"Oh no you don't!" I shouted trying to dodge, I ducked and rolled out of the way.

But to my surprise…

THE ARROW FOLLOWED ME! It turned right in midair before hitting me on my left wrist.

The red dust with the words "LOVE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY" written in gold clouded my vision, but surprisingly I didn't experience the sensation of rolling in zero gravity this time.

When the red dust cleared, I was still in the love themed Trailer of Mama Bert-rodite but I now had a golden diamond encrusted blocky gauntlet (without the glove) on my left wrist.

Said gauntlet was rectangular and had a black screen with red displays on it.

I also noticed that I was now wearing a red shirt with the words "Redneck lives matter" on it as well as a pair of muddy jeans and Redneck american flag boots.

"Why am I wearing-Wait a moment- WAS I NAKED BEFORE THIS?!" I shouted.

Mama Bert-rodite answered "Well Duh yes Pardner, and may I say Dadgum you got a big fucking pussy fucker on you, one I know will make your lovers happy"

I blushed from a mixture of embarrassment and anger and even though I was clothed I covered myself up "You were staring at my package?! You pervert!" I yelled.

Mama Bert-Rodite once again let out that strange laugh of hers "Gee wilikers zehahahaha" before she said "Of course I did! I'm the multiverse God of Rednecks and love after all! I stare at everyone's genitals"

Upon me giving her a deadpan expression that non verbally said "Really?" She bursted into another fit of laughter "Gee wilikers zehahahaha" before she said "Okay now you're probably wondering what the device on your left wrist is aren't you?"

I shrugged "I assumed it was some method to control me, such as a bomb or a shock collar"

Mama Bert-rodite scoffed "Tobias I would never do such a despicable thing to a gud pardner such as yourself, I said I wanted to help you and that's exactly what I'm doing, get it through your Donkey skull pardner!

Now the Device I gave you is called a Pip boy, it's a piece of technology native to the world I'm about to send you to.

PIP, is an acronym for Personal information processor, dunno what the boy stands for though.

Now as for what this device does, it's a multifunction tool for more uses then a swiss army knife! It can be used as a flashlight in the dark, as a geiger counter to detect radiation!

The PIP boy also displays the condition of your clothes, your body, the condition of your body's individual limbs, the amount of radiation your body has absorbed and the choice to cure it with Radx or Radaway. Trust me you're gonna need that where you're going.

It also displays the amount of Stimpaks you have and displays any effects you have gathered, such as Currently equipped clothing, radiation level, Chemicals you've ingested, any addictions you've gathered and if any of your limbs are crippled.

It also displays your skills and positive/negative effects on them as well as your reputation you make with the various factions you meet in the wasteland.

Finally it has an inventory that allows you to store most items you come across by digitizing them into The PIP boy, kind of like a pocket dimension"

I was stunned looking at the golden and diamond encrusted device on my wrist in astonishment "God damn, I think even The Andalites would be hard pressed to make something like this! Only if Ax were here he'd Nerdgasm at this tech! Is this alien tech? This must be alien tech"

Mama Bert-rodite smirked at me "No, it's human tech, the humans in the universe I'm sending you to are much more advanced then humans in your reality"

My astonishment increased as I touched the PIP boy with my right hand reverently "Holy shit, Ax's Andalite Ego would be so bruised from this"

Mama Bert-rodite let out her strange laugh before she said "I agree, Andalite fragility is a very real thing"

Suddenly the multiverse god's earlier words sunkin "Hey wait a minute, why am I going to need medicine for radiation where I am going? And did you say wasteland? Where exactly are you sending me?"

Mama Bert-rodite chuckled nervously, her chuckling sounding like "Gee gee gee wili wili" as she rubbed the back of her neck avoiding eyecontact "Well you see, the world you are going to is a post apocalyptic Earth that's suffered a WW3 back in 2077, its been two hundred and four years since then but that world is still pretty radioactive so *pauses* yeah"

My eyes bulged and I yelled "You're sending me to find love on a radioactive Earth?! Are you out of your beer addled one inch redneck mind?!"

Mama Bert-rodite quickly said "You already have the Pip boy to late now" and clapped her hands and thus sent another one of her arrows towards me.

"You bit-" I barely got out before the arrow hit me and for the third time that day the red dust cloud with the golden words filled my vision and again I felt like I was rolling in a barrel in outer space.

As I lost my sensation of gravity I heard the bitch's voice call out "Oh yeah, I almost forgot, your PIP boy is unique cuz it's a copy of The PIMP Boy three billion model with the added ability to enhance your morphing, such as extend your morphing time by an hour and thirty seven minutes and has given you many new morphs! Bye bye Pardner enjoy the range!"

And with that my vision went dark.

*linebreak!*

War. War never changes.

When Atomic fire consumed the Earth, those who survived did so in great underground vaults. When they opened their inhabitants set out across ruins of the Old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming tribes.

As decades passed what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of The New California republic, dedicated to Old world values of Democracy and the rule of law.

As the Republic grew so did its deeds, scouts spread east seeking territory and wealth in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave desert.

They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world.

And a great wall spanning the Colorado river.

The NCR mobilized its army and sent it East to occupy The Hoover damn and restore it to working condition.

But across The Colorado another society has risen under a different flag, a Vast army of slaves forged from the Conquest of eighty six tribes; Caesars legion.

Four years have passed since The Republic held the dam, just barely against the Legion's onslaught.

The Legion did not retreat.

Across the river, it gathers strength Campfires burned, training drums beat.

Through it all The New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer Mr house and his army of rehabilitated tribals and police robots.

You are an Animorph, about to get caught up in an adventure of love, where you'll mend your broken heart and save the innocent people of the wasteland, you will become what you're meant to be, what you've always been.

A Hero.

*Linebreak*

I gasped as I shot up, gripping my head with both hands. I asked "What were those visions? Whose voice was that?"

It wasn't Mama Bert-rodite's voice, it was a deep mans voice, and besides its narration I was seeing what looked like a film slide of past events, images that included a two headed version of the bear on my state's flag, the hoover dam, and a post apocalyptic Las Vegas with robots.

I asked "Did I just get an info dump of this world's past and a conflict I'm going to be dragged into whether I like it or not"

I then looked around to see where I was, I saw that I was in a building with creaky wooden floors and glassless windows shoddily boarded up from wooden panels, the ceiling was of yellow wood and had a ceiling fan on it which was the only Air conditioner in the building.

'The First air conditioner I felt in a year' I thought; continuing to observe there was a dead clock on the wall and some kind of machine that resembled a shoddier wooden version of the arcade games I played before the war.

I then realized that I was on a slightly rusty metal gurney with a green cot on it and that I wasn't the only one in the room, looking to my left I saw a second rusty gurney with a green cot on it but what surprised me was what was on the cot.

It was a being who had the head, chest and breasts of a human woman but then her body from the stomach down was that of an earthworms, a BIG earthworms.

Her earthworm body was by my estimate twelve feet long and three inches thicker then my torso.

Her human parts had an African american face with her hair (which was cranberry colored) tied up in a short ponytail behind her, her breasts were the biggest I've ever seen on a woman, if Marco were here he'd probably say they were an H cup based off his knowledge acquired from Porno mags.

Her breasts were contained within a black shirt that was tight enough for her nipples to poke through and showed off a lot of her dark cleavage.

I upon seeing her attractive human parts and how her shirt barely covered them felt my face heat up and looked away "Wh-why does that woman l-look part earthworm? Is-is she an alien? And why is she so immodestly dressed? Is she like Ax and doesn't understand Earth clothing customs?"

Despite myself, I took another look at her enormous bust spilling out of her shirt "Holy crap, I've never seen a woman in my world with breasts that huge! Does she have implants or is that a natural part of her alien physiology?"

I then heard a familiar voice say "That was an interesting-ting-ting narration narra-ra-ra-tion tion, this world's history is intriguing-guing"

I gasped "Ax man?!"

Indeed it turned out there was a third gurney and cot in the room, this one on the side of the earthworm girls gurney cot.

I just hadn't noticed it because I was so focused on the anomaly of the earthworm girl.

But when I did I saw my uncle Aximili now in his human morph which resembled a caramel skinned black haired teenage boy who was now wearing the same clothes as me, except his PIP Boy was a plain brown, was laying down in it.

My Uncle Ax shot up and said "Tobias-as-as you are here in this new world to, just like Mama Bert-rodite-die tee die tee tee tee said you would be"

I gaped "She sent you here to Ax man, why did she do that?"

Aximili answered "She said that she thought you would want some familiar-ar company-ny in this new world"

Aximili then noticed the earthworm woman "It appears-pears this Earth has its own aliens, though why this alien bears such a great resemblance to a human woman eludes me ludes me, as that should be impossible-ble"

I nodded recalling from all our past adventures on how the aliens we encountered didn't resemble humans in the slightest before I said "Well maybe this universe has different laws of evolution then ours does"

Aximili rubbed his chin "Good theory-ry-ry"

We then heard footsteps behind us followed by a mans voice saying "At Least you two are awake, good welcome back to the land of the living"

I shot my head around and saw a tanned bald caucasian man with blue eyes and a grey curly mustache, he was dressed in clothes that reminded me out of something out of a Wild west movie.

"Who are you?" I asked cautiously.

The man held up his hands appeasingly "No need to be nervous, My name is Doc Mitchell, I'm the town Doctor of Good Springs this quaint little town, you're in my house because yesterday Sunny smiles found you two unconscious and dehydrated out in the dessert while she was out Gecko hunting.

She brought you here and I've been getting you two filled up with fluids, notice the IV drips in your arms?"

Aximili and I looked at our arms and noticed that yes, we did have IV drips in them.

I nodded "Okay Doc Mitchell thank you for saving my Uncle and I, can you please tell me what year it is and what kind of alien that woman is?"

Doc Mitchell stared at me like I had just spoken drunk gibberish before he gave me a look of pity "You poor boy, the dehydration must have dried up your memory, the year is 2281 and that woman isn't an alien.

She's a Monster Girl, she's just as much of an Earthling as you and I are"

I gaped and flinched back "A monster girl?" While thinking ' As in a real life mythological monster?'

Doc Mitchell nodded "Yes, Monster girls are feminine monsters who need to mate with human men to reproduce as they have no male members of their race and are incapable of giving birth to males; well most of the time that is.

They can only give birth to a male baby 1% of the time the rest of the 99% are female babies, and because of this they have a NEED to mate with human men to continue their race and they also have a biological need to consume human semen to survive"

I heard Aximili began to go off into a rant "Impossible-ble-ble! A race can't give birth to only-lee-lee females 99% of the time! A race cannot also reproduce with another-ther race! Atleast without creating-ating a hybrid! If these monster girls have been breeding with humans their entire existence they should be extinct-tinct!"

While Aximili ranted I facepalmed as a mixture of horror and exasperation shot through me ' That bitch has sent me into a world that's a combination between a post apocalyptic sci fi and a porno mag to "Find Love" Marco if you knew about this you would be peeling your skin off in jealousy'

That thought brought a chuckle at the absurdity of my situation despite my horror and exasperation.

I then tuned back into the conversation between Ax man and Doc Mitchell, I could see that Doc Mitchell was raising an eyebrow incredulously and asked my Uncle Ax "Son, just where the hell are you and your nephew from that you don't know about Monster Girls? Even the most remote of vaults have Monster girls inhabiting them"

Aximili and I paused and shared a look and I activated Thought speech "Ax man, Doc Mitchell seems like a good man and he does come from a strange reality but if we tell him that we're from another universe he's going to think we're loco and keep us here for further treatment! Quick we need to come up with a convincing lie!"

Ax man responded via his own thought speech " Without further knowledge of this world that'll be hard to do and Doc Mitchell did say that even the most remote of these vaults have monster girls in them"

I then said " Then we'll say we didn't come from a vault! This world suffered a nuclear war right? We'll say we came from an isolated human tribe and got lost! We'll call it The Shamtul Tribe!"

Aximili asked "After my elder brother? Okay then"

After we concluded our thought speech conversation I heard Doc Mitchell clear his throat and say "Ahem, I swear by the way you two are staring at each other its like you're having a telepathic conversation, but we all know humans can't do that shit, now can you please tell me where you're from?"

Ax man spoke up first "My Nephew-few and I are members of an Isolated-lated-ted human Tribe called The Shamtul Tribe that was formed out of humans that survived-vived outside of vaults when The bombs dropped, I guess you could say that we lost our knowledge of Monster girls over time.

My name is Ax-"

I interrupted "His name is Phillip- Phillip Shamtul though a lot of members from our tribe call him Ax because he once chopped two Gecko's head off with an axe in a single blow"

To be honest I didn't know what a Gecko was in this world but since I heard that they were being hunted by Sunny smiles I assumed they were good game.

Doc Mitchell whistled "Impressive son, I wished I had your kind of strength when I was your age"

I then asked "Doc, sir may I ask who that monster girl is and why is she here? What happened to her?"

Doc Mitchell answered "A few days ago She was brought in here by the town's Securitron Victor, who found her buried in a shallow grave after she had been shot four times in the head by a man in a checkered suit who was accompanied by a gang of Khans, I had to go rootin around in her noggin to pull the pieces of lead out, notice the bullet scars on her forehead?"

Turning to look back at her, I could see that she did indeed have four bullet entry wound scars on her forehead.

I was amazed "How did she survive being shot in the head four times?"

Doc Mitchell answered "Well Monster Girls are naturally stronger and more durable then humans, so a wound that would've killed a human instantly such as four bullets to the head, merely put our Earthworm girl here into a coma.

She still would have died eventually though if I didn't nurse her back to health"

Looking at her I wondered ' What did this girl do to deserve such an excessive murder attempt?'

It was then that her head began to shift and her giant earthworm body began to twitch "Uh uh uh My My head, what a Migraine" she groaned out before her eyelids began to flutter open.

Doc Mitchell smiled "Good now all three of you are awake"

We now switch povs!

Courrier Six's POV!

I let out a groan "Uh uh uh my my head what a Migraine!" I struggled to get my eyelids open, and my head hurt; everytime I tried to open my eyelids it felt like a fist was punching them back closed due to the pain my entire head was in, all I wanted was to take a long nap….

And get some semen, some semen would really help my headache right now.

I couldn't help but think

"Sweet Alice The 16th! Why does my head feel like a Sandworm did the chicken dance on it?" I thought aloud.

I then managed to get my eyes open and saw a ceiling fan above me and noticed I was in a wooden house and on a cot on a gurney inbetween two more cot gurneys with similarly dressed teenage humans on each side of me.

I estimated the humans were sixteen years old and the only adult in the room was the bald mustached guy who said "You're awake, how bout that? You're the first of my patients to arrive and the last to wake up"

I looked downwards and saw my earthworm lower half and tested it out, wiggling my tail before I began to push myself up.

The bald man immediately rushed towards me and gently pushed me down "Whoa easy there Easy; you been out cold a couple of days now, why don't you relax a second get your bearings"

I looked at him and the two other humans wondering ' How did I end up here? What am I doing here? Who? Who am I and why can't I remember?'

The bald mustached man then said "Let's see what the damage is, how bout your name, can you tell me your name?"

I searched my brain 'Come on think! Think whatever my name is! What kind of idiot forgets their own name!'

I began to grit my teeth in frustration and I could see both the Bald guy and the lighter skinned teenage boy looking at me in concern, great they probably think I'm an idiot for forgetting my own name.

Then the words COURIER SIX popped up into my mind.

'That's not a name, more like a title or designation' I thought 'But it's all I've got'

I answered "My name's Six, Courier Six"

The Bald man frowned "Well shit, it looks like you got amnesia, unless of course your parents actually named you that in which case they should be lined up in front of a firing squad"

I shrugged my armless shoulders "I really can't remember more then that for my name"

The Bald man let out a sigh "I'm sorry, it appears that I didn't do a good enough job then"

I felt a queasiness begin to fester in my Earthworm girl tail/pussy "A good enough job at what?"

The bald man answered "I'm Doc Mitchell, and I hope you don't mind but I had to go rooting around there in your noggin to pull all the bits of lead out, I take pride in my needlework but if you weren't a Monster girl you'd be dead for sure"

I nodded "Thank Alice the 16th for my monster girl durability, can you please hand me a mirror? I want to see how I look"

"Sure thang Lady fella, tell me if I messed anything up" said Doc Mitchell before he got out of his seat, walked to a desk and pulled a hand mirror out of the drawer.

He walked back to me and handed me the hand mirror which I grabbed with the tip of my tail and held up; looking into the mirror I saw the face of an African american woman with cranberry hair tied up behind me.

I smiled and said "Well hello there, what's cookin good lookin?" I admired my face and my bust size "Damn! I'm pretty, sure I have those four bullet wound scars on my forehead but my face is flawless besides that!"

I heard snickering coming from my right and looking there I saw it was the Teen human with dirty blonde hair who cocked a brow "A bit full of yourself aren't you?" He asked.

I felt irritation flare up within me at his mockery but I then grinned and putting down the mirror, grabbed my shirt with my tail and ripped it off.

*RIIIIP!* I was now topless and my naked dark H cup breasts bounced up and down like a drinking bird.

The Dirty blonde haired Boy shouted "Wooah-oh wow!" And twin streams of blood shot out of his nose with enough force that he collided head first with the ceiling.

"Fuck! Fractured skull!" Cursed the boy upon hitting the ceiling before landing on his ass "Oww damn it!"

I bursted out laughing "Mwahahahaha judging by the strength of your nose bleed your body thinks I have every right to be full of myself"

Doc Mitchell was covering his eyes and he said "Lady fella please don't flash Phillip's nephew, he just got fluids back into him and now if you excuse me I'm going to fetch you some new clothes"

As The bald doctor left, I continued giggling as the dirty blonde apparently the nephew of the other teenager, pouted yet looked embarrassed at the same time as he avoided looking at me.

"Kukukuku give it up little boy I know you want to stare, I can see the subtle twitching in your neck, you WANT to look.

Go ahead I don't mind"

The dirty blonde boy grumbled "Pervert"

I teased "Who's more of a pervert? The pervert or the pervert who wants to watch her?"

I then heard the other teenager Phillip speak up "Excuse-scuse me-m-me Tobias but why-y did you get injured just from seeing Courier-ier six's mammary-ary glands? They're just organs-gans for milk production-duc-tion tion"

I smiled thinking ' By Alice the 16th I've found a naive summer child! I'm going to enjoy polluting his mind with my body'

I then turned to him and wiggled my breasts and upper body sensationally "Look at my boobs Phillip, they're for more then just milk production, they also allow me to enslave men to my will"

For a moment Phillip stared at me and I grinned savagely at the idea of seducing two men today before he spoke sounding *pauses* confused.

"Courier six, I don't understand-stand-and how can your mammary-ary glands enslave men? They have no natural-ural weapons-pons on them, to me they seem overly large and impractical-tical"

I gaped feeling shocked, confused and insulted, a man has NEVER called a Monster girl's breasts anything other then a complement and being the first Monster Girl to be insulted like that had me gritting my teeth.

*Grit grit grit* "Grrrr" before I shouted "YOU MORON what are you Gay? How can you not appreciate my breasts which are superior to any humans!"

Phillip to my greater frustration didn't look embarrassed or ashamed at my outburst, instead he merely looked MORE confused.

"I am sorry-ree that I have caused offense-suh-suh I just find your claim about your breasts-easts to be a weapon-pon to enslave human men confusing-sing-fusing and illogical-ogical"

I thought ' This idiot has as much sex drive as an automaton'

I snorted "What are you an Automaton?" I asked sarcastically; deciding to voice my thoughts.

Phillip replied "You're wondering-er-ing if I'm an android-oid-oid? No I'm human"

I rolled my eyes "Did someone cut your balls off and make a wallet out of them? You're not like any man encountered by a monster girl before"

Before Phillip could answer his nephew spoke up "Six, um you should know that my uncle is very ahh, what's the word? Oh yeah asexual that's it"

My smile appeared back on my face as I could see that the nephew was blushing up a storm while covering his eyes with his hands, but alas he did peak at me through his fingers.

' The nephew is obviously right in the head, he's trying not to look but his male instincts are slowly overpowering him'

I was assured at that point that I was still an attractive healthy monster girl and that the problem was Phillip not me.

I coyly asked "So honeybun what's your name? Don't leave a girl hanging now that would be so ungentlemanly of you"

The nephew stuttered out "M-m-My name is Tobias, Tobias Shamtul of the Shamtul tribe"

Phillip then asked "Tobias-ias why are you so mesmerized-erized by Courier Six's mammary glands ands"

' Hmm Tobias, that must be his name, a cute name for a cute waiting to be corrupted boy' I thought.

Tobias replied "Pesky human male instincts that's why" sounding annoyed.

I nodded "That's a short short summary yes, but my question is why do you stutter so much Phillip?"

Phillip answered "I like playing-ying with my mouths-ouths-mm-mm-mouths sounds"

I shook my head sadly "Hey Tobias you might want to look after your uncle, it seems that whatever sent you two here damaged his brain worse then mine was"

Tobias didn't respond, merely turning his back on me and it was then that I smelled it.

The smell that any Monster girl can recognize from our youngest days, the smell of a male's juice.

Tobias was leaking pre cum out of his penis which was no doubt erect.

I took a deep whiff *HUMMMPH!* "Yes, the sight of my breasts has caused Tobias to start leaking" I said lowly.

It was then that I was struck by a powerful hunger in my tail at the bottom of it

' Hungry! My head hurts! I'm starving! Need semen to recover!' My survival instincts shouted.

Knowing what I had to do I leapt off my gurney and tackled Tobias off his.

We now switch back to Tobias' pov.

Oh man this was embarassing, I could see a visible bulge in my muddy jeans with a small drop on it now

' Great I got my first erection in over a year from a worm girl with amnesia, what would Rachel think? Oh god I hope Marco never finds this out, I'll never live it down!'

I had my back facing Courier Six as I was hoping to calm down my raging erection by looking as far away from her breasts as possible.

I licked my lips " Those bouncy chocolatey globes are something else" trying and failing to suppress my lewd thoughts.

'Damn it I wish my hawk morph was my base again, he doesn't have to deal with this hormonal shit'

The next thing I knew I felt a powerful object slam into me and I went rolling, the world spinned and I vaguely heard Uncle Ax calling out my name.

When I stopped rolling I saw Courier Six still topless and now on top of me- BUT SHE WAS WRAPPING ME UP IN HER TAIL!

Soon my arms were restrained by her thick muscular tail wrapped around my torso.

"Six! Six! What are you doing?!" I demanded.

Looking into her eyes I shivered, she had the look of a predator but not the kind that would eat me "Tobias I need your semen, my head hurts, I need your semen to recover!"

The back end of her tail was soon above me and it opened up to reveal a mouth like hole on it, she continued "So with my tail I'm going to shoot you into Heaven and then you can shoot it into me!"

I realized that she intended to rape me and I warned "Six, let go of me now or you won't like what happens"

I could see my Uncle Ax behind her trying to pull her off "Human arms are strong but so inefficient compared to a chimps!" He said suppressing his desire to play with his mouth.

Courier Six giggled "Ufufufu little boy thinks he has some bite, but I bet his bark is bigger.

Your lewd dick is probably bigger to, let me see it"

As she began to pull my muddy jeans down with her tail I began to concentrate on the Hork Bajir DNA within me.

The first thing to change were my teeth which grew sharper.

"Six, stop what you're doing don't you dare rape that young man! If it's semen you need I got a whole six pack of Semen cola Green apple which I reserve for my monster girl patients" it was Doc Mitchell he had arrived back in and was carrying a six pack of the soda he mentioned as well as a blue jumpsuit that seemed to be tailored for Six's physiology with the number 21 on it.

Six seemed to hesitate at first before she hastily unwrapped me and jumped Doc Mitchell knocking him over.

"Be gentle, I'm old!" He yelled.

I pulled myself back up ' Oh no now Six is trying to rape Doc Mitchell!'

My Hork bajir teeth had melted back into human teeth as I lost concentration on my morphing so I would have to start from square one again.

However I was proven wrong when Six got off of Doc Mitchell and she was now carrying that six pack of bottles full of a green carbonated liquid with the occasional white swirl in it.

Doc Mitchell groaned "Geez Lady Fella hasn't anyone told you to be gentle on your elders?"

Six ignored him and using the hole at the end of her tail, opened up three bottles and began sucking the contents inside up like a vacuum cleaner.

Seeing that she wasn't going to help, I offered a hand to the Good Doctor "Need a hand Doc?"

The Doctor took it "Thanks kiddo, atleast one of my patients has respect for their elders" as I helped him up.

I asked him "Doc you said that stuff is called Semen cola green apple? Does it really have-"

I trailed off and Doc picked up on what I was asking "Yes it does, Semen cola is a brand of soda made for monster girls, it's supposed to sustain them without them having to rape a man, the semen cola I have is green apple flavored as it was my wife's favorite flavor"

I raised a brow "You have a wife? Why hasn't she checked up on us yet?"

Doc Mitchell got a sad look on his face and answered "Gone, she's gone. She was an Earthworm girl like Six so I thought I'd give Six my wife's old Vault 21 jumpsuit to help her cover herself, anyways what's your name son?"

I realized that I hadn't told the good doctor my name "My name is Tobias, Tobias Shamtul, and I'm sorry for your loss"

Doc Mitchell got a nostalgic look on his face "Thanks Fella, she was quite the girl, but she lives on in my heart"

It was then that we heard Six let out a happy sigh "Oh yes Semen Cola, not my favorite flavor but still delicious nonetheless and refreshing too"

Looking in Six's direction I saw that she had drank three bottles and was still topless thus causing my face to heat up, Doc Mitchell then said "Good now put on that Jumpsuit and slither down to the end of the room, over by that Vigor tester machine there"

Six shrugged "I guess I can do that, it's the least I can do for you giving me this refreshing drink!"

Six put on the jumpsuit and standing up to her full height slithered over to a machine that looked like one of those old arcade machines that Marco, Jake and I used to play on together with me and Uncle Ax right behind her.

Aximili asked "Doc Mitchell, may I inquire-ey-er what the Vigor tester does? Is it a game?"

Doc Mitchell shook his head "Wow you Shamtul tribesmen really are isolated, it's a machine meant to measure your stats such as strength, charisma, endurance, luck etc"

Aximili replied "Sounds Amazing-zing! But how?"

"Just watch" answered the good doctor and Six pressed the machine with her tail.

The wooden panels on the vigor tester flipped to reveal.

Strength 10

Endurance 10

Perception 10

Charisma 6

Intelligence 4

Agility 8

Luck 4

"Wow a lot of her stats are pretty high" I commented to myself and apparently Doc Mitchell noticed this too.

" Surprised anybody'd want to tangle with you. Heck you could go Deathclaw hunting with a switch, your luck however don't make a lick of sense, seems to me you're the luckiest son of a gun in New Vegas"

Six shrugged "I guess my guardian angel must have been working extra hard this time" before she smiled "And us Earthworm girls are quite strong monster girls so of course I have high strength!"

Doc Mitchell then said to Six "Well we know your vitals are good, but that don't mean them bullets didn't leave you nuttier then a bignorner dropping, what do you say you take a seat on my couch and we go through a couple questions, See if your dogs are still barking"

As Doc Mitchell talked, Aximili, Six and I followed him into the next room which had a plush if beaten down Beige couch and a plush if beaten down orange chair, the latter Doc Mitchell sat on and the former Six sat on laying the entire length of her earthworm girl body on it.

Doc Mitchell then said to Six "All right I'm gonna say a word, I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind"

Doc Mitchell then said "Dog"

Six replied "Pet and Feed"

I smiled "Aww Six must be an animal lover, Cassie would so approve"

Doc Mitchell then said "House"

Six replied "Burglarize" I frowned "That Can't be good, why would burglarize be the first thing to come to her mind?"

Aximili replied "May-aybe she was a thief before-efore-ore she lost her memory-ory?"

I replied "I hope she wasn't an uber violent one then"

Doc Mitchell then said "Night" which caused Six to reply with "Treasure"

I blinked "Yep it's beginning to sound more like she was a Thief since a lot of thieves strike at night"

Doc Mitchell then said "Bandit" and Six answered "Stab stab stab"

I gulped "It seems like she has a violent disposition too" yet despite my spike of fear I felt *pauses* my heart flutter for a brief moment as her reveal of her violent side reminded me of….

Rachel.

The Good Doctor then said "Light" and Six replied with "Dark"

Aximili spoke "She must have-vuh vuh a strong preference fer fer ence for the dark, which I theorize-ear-ize could be due to her race"

"Mother" spoke Doc Mitchell "Cookie Jar" answered Six.

I giggled "Sounds like Six might've been a thief even as a little kid"

Doc Mitchell then said to Six "Okay now I got a few statements, I want you to tell me how much they sound like something you'd say

First one, conflict just ain't in my nature"

"Strongly disagree" replied Six.

Once again I felt my heart flutter "Yep she is very much like Rachel" I said to myself quietly.

"I ain't given to relying on others for support"

"Strongly disagree" replied Six again.

"She's a team player too" I said as I felt my smile grow wider.

"I'm always fixing to be the center of attention" said Doc Mitchell.

"Agree" said Six.

"She definitely has Rachel's confidence" I said beginning to see more and more of Rachel in her.

Doc Mitchell then said "I'm slow to embrace new ideas"

Six replied "Agree, I believe you shouldn't fix what isn't broken"

The Good Doctor then said "I charge in to deal with my problems head on"

Six smiled "Hell yeah I strongly agree! Nothing like crushing your enemies to dust underneath your tail!"

I felt my heart begin to pick up pace *Ba dump ba dump ba dump!* clutching my chest I muttered " This feeling- no it can't be, I can't be falling in love with Six, my heart belongs to Rachel! But-but Rachel is dead, has been for a year, and-and Six is so much like Rachel, no NO I can't give into Mama Bert-rodite's scheme"

My Uncle Ax then put a hand on my shoulder "Tobias are you alright-ight? You seem stressed-strehh-esssed"

I shook my head "Not now but hopefully I will be soon"

Focusing back on Six's psychological examination I could see that Doc Mitchell was now having her look at pictures.

Doc Mitchell said "Allright have a look at this one" pointing to a picture that was a black rectangle with a black line coming out of it.

Six answered "I see a spine attached to a chunk of meat carved out of a human body"

Doc Mitchell gagged "That's *pauses* disturbing Lady Fella, Now last one"

He showed a black ink dot picture that to me looked like two people holding hands and dancing.

Six answered "A dying bearded man screaming"

Doc Mitchell's eyes widened "Okaaay another disturbing answer, well that's all she wrote, I don't have nothing to compare it to well except maybe the profiles of some convicts I analyzed, so maybe you should look at the results"

He handed Six a sheet of paper and after she looked over it for five minutes she said "Looks good to me!"

Doc Mitchell then said "Before I turn you loose I need one more thing from you, I got a form for you to fill out to get a sense of your medical history, just a formality Ain't like I expect to find you got a family history of getting shot in the head"

Six answered "Well I'll try to fill it out to the best of my ability Doc but like I said I've got a bad case of Amnesia so I probably won't be able to fill out much"

After she filled out the form, Doc Mitchell gave her *pauses* 18 bottle caps as well as a note and four bulky scary looking needles that I would later learn are called Stimpaks.

Doc Mitchell said to Six "I Hope you don't mind but I gave the note a look, I thought it might help me find a next of kin but it was just something about a platinum chip, well if you're heading back out there you outta have this"

He then handed Six a device that I recognized as a PIP Boy though it was a lot less *pauses* fancy then mine was, Six accepted it and allowed Doc Mitchell to put the PIP boy on the back of her tail.

"They call it a PIP Boy, I grew up in one of them vaults they made before the war, we all got one, ain't much use to me now but you might want such a thing after what you've been through, I know what it's like having something taken from you"

Six smiled "Thanks for Patching me up Doc"

Doc Mitchell smiled back "Don't mention it, it's what I'm here for anyway, you should talk to Sunny smiles before you leave town, she can help you learn to fend for yourself in the desert she'll likely be at the saloon, FYI she's a Chimera Chariot.

I reckon some of the Other Folks at the saloon might be able to help you out too and the Metal feller Victor who pulled you outta your grave.

Anyway you ever get hurt out there you come right back and I'll fix you up but try not to get killed any more"

Six replied "Don't worry Doc, after having my brains turned into scrambled eggs I'm not gonna let anyone man or monster girl get the drop on me again! The next person who tries is gonna end up in a dozen pieces six feet under!"

Doc Mitchell said "Don't get THAT carried away but that's the spirit" before he turned to Uncle Ax and I "Phillip, Tobias you two should also go see Sunny smiles since she is the one who saved you two from dying out in the dessert, she has been worried for you two especially you Tobias who she has been referring to as The "Dashing Dirty blonde stud" since you two got dehydrated in the desert you could also use some survival lessons from her"

I blushed at the fact that a girl was referring to me by such a nick name and stuttered "Y-yes D-doc sir" agreeing to accompany Six to the saloon to see Sunny Smiles.

I knew in truth that Ax and I didn't nearly die in the desert due to lack of skill BUT because of a set up by Mama Bert-rodite to create a convincing cover story for us in this world.

So to keep up my cover story I agreed to go along with this.

I was thinking ' Wow so far I've discovered that I've landed in a post apocalyptic world full of horny monster girls and vicious post apocalyptic gangs, I've gotten a Device that among it's many functions enhances my morphing and grants me several new morphs!'

With a smile that anticipated what was to come I said "Maybe-Maybe this adventure won't be so bad after all"

AUTHORS NOTES!

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE CHAPTER!

SO TOBIAS WILL HAVE A FALLOUT MONSTER GIRL HAREM CONSISTING OF

COURRIER SIX AS AN EARTHWORM GIRL

SUNNY SMILES AS A CHIMERA CHARIOT

RED LUCY AS AN ALLIGATOR GIRL.

VERONICA SANTANGELO AS A WATERMELON GIRL.

ROSE OF SHARON CASSIDY AS AN ANGLERFISH GIRL.

TRUDY AS A SHELLFISH GIRL.

SO THAT'S WHAT I'VE DECIDED FOR TOBIAS' HAREM SO FAR.

AND I'M PLANNING ON AXIMILI ( WHOS MY FAVORITE MALE ANIMORPH) GETTING HIS OWN MINI MONSTER GIRL HAREM WHICH WILL HAVE A SAND WORM OC AND AN ANTLION GIRL OC!

SO ANYWAYS PLEASE FOLLOW FAV AND REVIEW!