"Welcome, Total Drama fans!" Chris announced on the dock of Camp Wawanakwa. "We're back here again! I wanted to celebrate the island's decontamination by hosting our another season of Total Drama here! We're bringing back some of the best from Island and World Tour, Revenge of the Island, and Pahkitew Island to battle it out for one..million...dollars! This is Total...Drama...All Stars!"
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"Welcome to Total Drama All Stars," Chris announced. A robot stood by Chris as he walked over where a helicopter was hovering over the lake. "Let's introduce our TD All Stars. From Revenge of the Island, say hello to the love-struck lupine, Mike." Chef carried a duffel bag to the door. "This isn't funny, Shawn!" Mike muffled from inside. Chef tossed Mike out of the bag and into the lake.
"Mike's crush pushover-turned-powerhouse," Chris continued, "Zoey!" Zoey gasped before diving in. "Mike!" she shouted.
"Athletic non-supporter, Lightning!" "You call that a dive?" Lightning told her. "Watch this! Sha-" Chef kicked him out before he could dive.
"Double trouble twins, Amy and Samey!" "It's Sammy!" Samey cried out as Chef tossed them out by their hair.
"Pants-wetting cadet, Brick!" "I'm jumping, sir!" Brick told Chef before jumping out.
"Vampire Olympian Sky and her crush, Dave!" "I can't SWIM!" Sky cried out as Chef tossed her and Dave out.
"Bubble-boy brainiac, Cameron!" "This is highly illogical!" Cameron shouted as he was tossed out.
"Australia's toughest and tallest teen, Jasmine!" "The koala say cluck to the platypus for luck!" Jasmine cried out before jumping out.
"Zombie survivalist, Shawn!" "Payback time, creeps!" Shawn shouted as he jumped out.
"Challenge-throwing dirt farmer, Scott!" Scott held onto Chef's leg until he was tossed off.
"Bossy bruiser Jo! Who dominated until her underling turned on her." Jo fought Chef off. "You're a dead man, McLean!" she shouted before Chef shoved her off. Chris only laughed. "From Pahkitew Island, say privet to our Russian finalist that fell hard in love, Helga!" Helga punched Chef away. "Rodney!" she yelled out. "It is our turn!"
"Mumbling farmer boy with a huge heart, Rodney!" "Here!" Rodney called out. "Let's go!" He and Helga jumped together.
"The rock star with style, Destiny!" "SWILLER!" Destiny cried out as she jumped out with her guitar.
"Beat-boxing buddy, Beardo!" Beardo made a whistling noise as he fell down.
"Chaotic whirlwind, Luna!" "WHEE!" Luna cried as she fell.
"The sibling in charge of vengeance, Sol!" "Bringing her is a mistake!" Sol protested as Chef tossed him out.
"Wicked-heart and mind, Echo!" "You should talk, Solstice!" Echo shouted back before Chef pushed her out.
"And from our original cast, cranky know-it-all C.I.T. Courtney!" Chef held Courtney by her leg. "This is not in my contract!" she yelled as Chef let go.
"Courtney's bestie-turned-boyfriend-stealer, Gwen!" "He wasn't her boyfriend at the time!" Gwen quickly shouted as she fell.
"Broody bad boy Duncan!" "Bring it on," Duncan calmly said as he fell.
"Devious diva Heather!" "I hate Chris!" Heather shouted as she fell.
"Big and bold, Leshawna!" "Don't try any tricks, Heather!" Leshawna warned her as she fell.
"Roving reporter, Blainley!" "I deserve better than this!" Blainley shouted as she fell.
"Loveable lame-brain, Lindsay!" "I'm flying!" she cried out as she fell. It quickly turned into a scream. "Superfan Sierra!" Chris continued. "Total Drama's number one stalker-uh, blogger!"
"For Cody!" Sierra shouted as she jumped out. She made a cannonball into the lake, making everyone swim away. "And feral freakshow Ezekiel!" Chris finished. Chef dropped him into the lake, making everyone except Luna gasp. "Kidding!" Chris told them as the robot grabbed him before he hit the water. "No way is that guy coming back again!" The robot blasted him away from the island. "Aw," Luna moaned. Soon, everyone was on the beach. "Greetings, old friends," Chris told them.
"I am not your friend," Heather told him after coughing out a starfish.
"Aw, somebody misses her honey-bunny," Lindsay cooed.
"Who, Alejandro? As if! I'm glad he isn't back! That handsome jerk."
"You're going to pay for my dry cleaning!" Courtney told Chris.
"No, I'm not," Chris replied. "New contracts, 'member?"
Confessional: Courtney
"Same old Chris, same old disgusting island." She flicked a fly away. "What was I thinking?"
End Confessional
Destiny was playing her guitar. "Can the show tunes, Fashion Disaster," Jo told her as she covered her ears.
"You know you can get disqualified again, Destiny," Chris pointed out.
"No, I can't!" Destiny argued. "You can't boot me for playing music or singing!"
"Why not?" Destiny held up some papers. "Contract," she sung. "Totally legal!"
Confessional: Destiny
"Greggy talked to the producers when I got the letter saying I was competing another season. He asked them to make this after last time. That was so sweet of Greggy."
Confessional: Beardo
"Using one of Chris's own weapons against him was pretty smart of Greg. Honestly, I wish he was here. The only reason I'm here is because he gave his spot to me. I hope to make him proud!"
End Confessional
"In fact," Chris continued, "We've got a lot of changes for this season. For one, the island is now 100% toxic-waste free."
"That's a relief," Dave sighed.
"I bet Sam would be the only one bummed to hear that," Sky giggled. Her hair looked the same, except her white streak was braided. "He said he wanted to come back to get up close to some toxic waste."
"Why?" Rodney asked as he walked over.
"He wanted to become a mutant like Dakota." She pulled out a photo of Sam and Dakota, who was still mutated. "They sent me this picture."
"That's Dakota?"
"Don't they look sweet together?" Sky gushed, to Rodney's confusion.
Confessional: Rodney
"Gee, the Revenge cast has an odd sense of love. But they're happy, so I won't complain."
End Confessional
"On the upside," Chris continued, "I've upgraded your accommodations. This season, the losers will still have to sleep in a stanky old cabin." The robot rolled out a TV, showing a cabin from season one and season four. Nearly everyone groaned at this. "But our winners get to stay in the all-new, eco-friendly McLean Spa Hotel." The screen moved to a huge mansion next to the cabin. "Complete with butler, hot tub and twenty-four hour masseuse." Everyone cheered at this. "You okay, Mike?" Zoey asked him. "You seem happy sleeping in a fancy hotel."
"If you guys are happy," Mike whispered back, "I'm happy."
"And in honor of your All Star status," Chris continued, "I'm dividing you into teams based on your past performances: Heroes versus Villains."
Confessional: Heather
"Obviously, I'll be on the Villains team. And I'll be running it by lunch!"
Confessional: Gwen
"Heroes versus Villains? Guess Duncan and I won't be on the same team. Unless Chris considers Duncan a hero." She laughed. "Yeah, right."
Confessional: Sol
"I think Chris will put me on the Villains' team after what happened with the coming back and getting Luna to rig the votes and Scuba Bear in the finale." He laughed. "That was all well-deserved to that little monster."
Confessional: Mike
"Looks like I won't be on the same team as my friends. Unless Chris thinks someone like Cam is a villain. Yeah, right."
End Confessionals
"Heather, Blainley, Shawn, Jasmine, Lightning, Courtney, Luna, Sol, Jo, Echo, Amy, Scott and Gwen," Chris listed off. The robot carried Gwen over to the others and dropped her on the ground. "From now on, you're the Villainous Vultures." An image of a red vulture was shown. "Sha-team!" Lightning cried out.
"What?!" Gwen gasped. "Why am I on the Villains' team?"
"Because you stole my boyfriend and became the new Heather!" Courtney told her. "But why am I a villain?"
"You were a big jerk in season two!" Leshawna told her.
"What she said," Destiny agreed.
"But I've done so many good things," Gwen tried to argue. "I'm not a villain; I'm nice!"
"At least being a villain gives me the honor of sending your sorry butt home!" Courtney yelled at her.
"All of us are villains for a reason," Sol said. He glared at Echo. "All of us."
Confessional: Echo (Villainous Vultures)
"Obviously, Solstice will try to turf me the moment the Villains lose. Fortunately, I think I can trick my team into booting him instead." She removed her red clip out of her hair, which was now longer. "Let the games begin."
End Confessional
"Mike, Zoey, Helga, Rodney, Cameron, Samey, Destiny, Beardo, Leshawna, Sky, Dave, Lindsay, Brick, Duncan and Sierra," Chris listed off. The robot pushed a happy Sierra and a confused Duncan to the others. "You're the Heroic Hamsters!"
"Excuse me," Leshawna asked, "How are hamsters heroic?"
"It was that or the Heroic Hippos."
"Hamsters it is," Rodney answered.
"Uh, I think you made a mistake," Duncan said. "There's no way I'm a hero." Beardo made a noise resembling a rabbit eating. "You're right, Be-ar-do," Destiny replied. "Getting that bunny for DJ in season one was so cudorable!"
"At least one of us is a hero," Gwen sighed.
Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters)
"Aw, man. I only came back for Gwen. She'd better not sulk the whole time, or I might as well be dating Courtney!"
End Confessional
"Wait a minute," Blainley pointed out. "They have an extra member!"
"I needed that seat on the plane for that Ezekiel prank," Chris explained.
"Ezekiel isn't coming?" Luna asked, tears in her eyes.
"Uh, no way!" Luna began to throw a tantrum, to her team's surprise. "I want Ezekiel!" she shouted as she pounded her fists on the ground. "I want Ezekiel!"
"No Ezekiel," Chris told her. "But I will give you the robot." He pressed the button, and the robot beeped as it rolled over. "I thought your robot could talk," Scott pointed out.
"Meh, the communication chip cacked when I was in the hoosegow."
"Was that English?" Lindsay asked Helga.
"Do not ask me," Helga replied. "My English is still...poor."
"Keep your distance, toaster!" Heather warned the robot.
Confessional: Heather (Villainous Vultures)
She shuddered. "There is something about that robot I just don't like."
End Confessional
"This year's challenges all nod to classics from the past," Chris explained as he walked over to the TV. "But with harsh new twists to make this the toughest Total Drama season ever! Your first challenge: find the key to the spa hotel, and you'll do it in a homage to Total Drama's first-ever challenge: cliff-diving into water infested with ravenous sharks." Scott gulped at this.
Confessional: Scott (Villainous Vultures)
He was curled up in a ball. "Okay, so maybe I have a phobia of sh-sh-sharks. Can you blame me?"
End Confessional
"Once you dive into the water," Chris explained as a demo was shown on the TV, "Try to avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key. But choose wisely. Only one of those suckers is the real deal. Assuming you live long enough to reach dry land, a teammate will drive you to the hotel in one of the baby carriages from season three's race through Central Park." He walked over to a jeep. "First team to unlock the spa door wins and someone from Team Loser will be going home tonight. Meet me at the base of the cliff in fifteen minutes. Chop chop."
"Wait!" Brick shouted as the jeep sped off. "Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits or something first?"
"Sorry! No time!" Soon, everyone was walking towards the base of the cliff. "I said keep away from me!" Heather told the robot that was following her.
"Luna, get off of that," Sol told his sister, who was lying on top of the robot. "You don't know what that thing can do!"
"Can I whack it with a stick of dynamite?" Luna asked as she held up some dynamite.
"LUNA, YOU MANIAC!" Sol tried to grab it from her. "Gee, what's with them?" Amy wondered.
"Sadly, they're always like that," Echo told her. "Maybe we can be friends. I'm kind, loyal, friendly-"
"A lying psychopath!" Sol put in.
"No one asked you, Solstice!" She turned to Amy. "Sorry about that, but-"
"Forget it!" Amy told her. "Besides, I want to crush Spareamy and her friend Mike. Those two shaved my head! Lucky that it grew back to normal, but those two are gonna pay!" As she walked off, Echo could only groan. "Things aren't gonna be the same this time around, Bear Bait," Sol taunted.
"And I still have scars from that stupid thing you sicked on me!" Echo told him. "I'll make your life a walking nightmare, Solstice!"
"At least that Little Miss Sunshine trick won't con anyone here!" The two growled at each other as they faced off. "Those two won't last long," Helga sighed as she watched the scene. She turned to Sierra. "What brings you to island?"
"I wanna win for Cody," Sierra replied. "We would've won last time if I didn't accidentally blow up the plane."
"Oh, yeah," Rodney remembered. "Looks like your hair grew back some."
"Thanks," Sierra replied as she stroked her hair, which was in a short ponytail. "It's tough being apart from my man, but it's too dangerous for him here. And I'm sure I can handle it long enough to win the million."
Confessional: Sierra (Heroic Hamsters)
She sobbed. "I miss my Cody-Bear so much!"
End Confessional
"What brought you guys back?" Rodney asked Sky, Dave and Brick.
"I mainly wanted to compete alongside my friends," Brick answered. "And we're not gonna let anything divide us, right guys?"
"Agreed," Mike told him. He glared at Shawn. "Especially people like Shawn. After what he did last time..."
"Easy," Sky warned him. "Save it for the challenge. Besides, it's no use fighting with him now."
"Yeah," Shawn taunted. "You don't wanna go against me and Jasmine, do you, you runty fleabag?" Mike growled at him, making him flinch.
Confessional: Mike (Heroic Hamsters)
He growled. "It's taking all my willpower not to tear that little jerk apart with my claws! But Sky's right; there's no point in fighting now. He's not worth the tearing."
End Confessional
Heather shoved Jo out of the way. "Excuse me!" she told her.
"Watch it, Old Heather!" Jo shot at her.
"You watch it, newbie!"
"Guys," Gwen told them. "Just because Chris labeled us as villains doesn't mean we have to act like villains. We're a team. We should work together as a team." Everyone else agreed sarcastically.
Confessional: Heather (Villainous Vultures)
"No way..."
Confessional: Blainley (Villainous Vultures)
"Is that happening..."
Confessional: Courtney (Villainous Vultures)
"I..."
Confessional: Jo (Villainous Vultures)
"Don't trust..."
Confessional: Amy (Villainous Vultures)
"Anyone..."
Confessional: Scott (Villainous Vultures)
"On this..."
Confessional: Robot and Luna (Villainous Vultures)
The robot beeped. "Beep beep," Luna giggled as she laid atop of the robot.
Confessional: Lightning (Villainous Vultures)
"Team!"
Confessional: Shawn and Jasmine (Villainous Vultures)
"Except you," they said at the same time.
Confessional: Sol (Villainous Vultures)
"But if it means that monster's gone..."
Confessional: Echo (Villainous Vultures)
"I'll go ahead and play along."
Confessional: Gwen (Villainous Vultures)
"I think that went well." As she laughed, all her teammates gave an evil laugh, with flames in the background.
End Confessionals
Courtney was still glaring at Gwen and Duncan. "Courtney keeps glaring at me like she's trying to set me on fire," Gwen moaned.
"I'll give her a glare back for you," Duncan answered. He glared back at Courtney, who only shrugged it off. "Courtney?" Duncan asked, confused. "Hello?"
Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters)
"I'm used to having girls yell at me, even punch me, but blank me? That's just wrong! I mean, whatever."
Confessional: Courtney (Villainous Vultures)
"There's no point talking to him. He never listens. Besides, he'll just enjoy me yelling at him."
End Confessionals
"Shouldn't Courtney yell at Duncan for old times' sake?" Lindsay asked Destiny.
"At least Courtney doesn't try to deceive people for no reason," Destiny answered while glaring at Echo. "I thought I could trust her. Last time I make that mistake."
"You know how to stop mistakes? Teach me!"
"I don't think it works like that," Dave laughed. Soon, everyone was at the base of the cliff. "Greetings, All Stars!" Chris shouted as he flew by in a jet pack. The sand blew in everyone's eyes, making them cough. "Here are your carriages," Chris continued. "Blood red for the Villainous Vultures and purest gold for the Heroic Hamsters. You've got one minute to pick your carriage drivers, starting now!"
"I'll drive," Scott said.
"No, I'll drive," Jo told him.
"Sha-please," Lightning scoffed. "Why should you drive?"
"Because I'm the shopping cart racing circuit champion!"
Confessional: Jo (Villainous Vultures)
"No, I'm not. I just said that because-"
Confessional: Lightning (Villainous Vultures)
"Gotta respect champion status. Jo drives."
End Confessionals
"Aw, come on!" Scott complained as Lightning carried him away.
"But Jo," Gwen argued, "Wouldn't you make a better diver since you're so athletic?"
"Nobody tells me what to do, Goth Ball," Jo told her. "And don't even try to kiss me!" Gwen gasped at this. "What?" she gasped.
Confessional: Gwen (Villainous Vultures)
"After three seasons of kindness, I'm reduced to 'evil kisser' status? For the last time, Duncan and Courtney were over before he and I started. You can't steal a boyfriend if the boy is free!"
End Confessional
"Fifteen seconds!" Chris announced.
"You can do it," Brick offered to Zoey.
"Maybe you should do it," Zoey offered to Samey.
"Enough!" Duncan decided. "He'll do it." He shoved Beardo towards the carriage. "You could've at least asked if he wanted to do it," Leshawna told Duncan.
"You okay pushing the carriage, Be-ar-do?" Destiny asked him. Beardo made a ding sound. "He says he'll do it!" Destiny told her teammates.
"Okay," Chris said. "Everyone but Jo and Beardo, up the cliff you go." Soon, everyone was running to the top of the cliff. "Sha-first!" Lightning exclaimed once he reached the top. Everyone else soon joined, panting and moaning. Scott, Sky and Dave looked over the edge to see a familiar shark waving at them. "FANG!" they shouted.
"Who?" Gwen asked.
"Who's the best key spotter?" Chris narrated. "And who's dead in the shark-infested water? Find out when we return to Total...Drama...All Stars!"
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"Places, people!" Chris told the teams. "It's diving time!"
"After you," Scott stuttered as he pushed Heather forward. "I insist."
"Ditto," Sky gulped as she hid behind Dave.
"One diver per team at a time," Chris told them. "The next diver has to wait until their team's carriage returns. Ready...set..." He blew his air horn. "Lightning strikes!" Lightning shouted as he dove in. Duncan jumped in after him. Lightning sailed down to the sharks. "Sha-bam!" he cried out as he punched Fang in the nose. Duncan splashed into the water. "Sha-key!" Lightning cried out once he surfaced. He hopped into the carriage. "Yes!" Jo cried out as she pulled it. "So long, sucker!"
"And the Villains take the lead!" Chris announced as Duncan swam off with his key. He hopped in the carriage. "Let's go!" he told Beardo. Beardo made a car speeding off as he pulled the carriage.
"Listen," Jo told Lightning as she ran. "You don't like me, and I really don't like you."
"What's not to like?" Lightning asked before kissing his biceps.
"You're kidding, right? Point is, we're the strongest members of our team. Agree to stay out of each other's way until the teams merge?"
"Cool, but then it's every champ for himself, starting with number one, and that's me!"
"Yeah, yeah." Once they reached the hotel, Lightning tried out the key. "Come on, key!" he strained. "Get in the lock!"
"It doesn't fit because it's the wrong key, Brightning!" Jo told him. As Jo and Lightning hurried back, Duncan and Beardo came up to the hotel. "No go," Duncan moaned as he tried the key. "It's a dud." Beardo made a sad trombone noise as Duncan hopped back in the carriage. Up on the cliff, Echo was waiting for Jo and Lightning to come back. "Hurry up!" she yelled out.
"Come on, Beardo!" Sky shouted.
"You know," Sierra began as she walked over to her, "A lot of my blog readers were mad about you guys hooking up, but I get it. Love is love, just like me and my Cody-Wody."
"Yeah," Sky replied as she rolled her eyes, "We're just like you guys."
"No, we're not!" Dave argued. "Anyway, who's diving next? I know you won't, Sky."
"I'll go!" Sierra volunteered.
"Finally!" Echo breathed as Jo came back. She jumped in and snagged a key. She managed to swim away from Fang just before it bit at her. "Let's go!" she told Jo as she hopped in the carriage. Beardo came up next. "FOR CODY!" Sierra screamed as she jumped off, squealing with delight. "Uh, think she is okay?" Helga asked Rodney as they looked on. Sierra punched away the sharks until she came up holding a key. "I found one that looks like Cody!" she breathed.
"Seriously," Duncan breathed. "How are we-" Sierra squealed as she jumped into the carriage. "WAIT!" Duncan warned, but Sierra had already hopped into the carriage, right on top of him. Beardo strained to pull it. "So...heavy!" he breathed.
"Sorry," Sierra told him. "I had a big breakfast."
"Listen up, Miss Sunshine," Jo told Echo as they moved. "I'm in charge. Get in my way, and I'll make your life a walking nightmare."
"Go ahead," Echo replied. "In fact, I'm glad someone as strong as you is in charge."
"Really?" Once they got to the hotel, Echo tried out the key. "It doesn't work," she sighed. "Oh, well. I guess we'll try again."
Confessional: Jo (Villainous Vultures)
"How could someone so sweet be a villain?"
Confessional: Echo (Villainous Vultures)
"Blech! Being nice is so sickening! But at least I got to Jo before Solstice could beat me to it."
End Confessionals
Soon, Sierra and Beardo arrived at the hotel. "Cody key's too small," Sierra moaned as she tried it out. "Back we go." Duncan moaned as he tried to climb out but Sierra just sat on top of him again. "Did you hear something?" Beardo asked when he heard a muffle.
"No," Sierra answered.
"How much longer will they be?" Samey wondered as she looked down.
"I wouldn't even bother trying," Amy sneered. "You're not going to last too long once everyone sees how worthless you are."
"I am NOT worthless!"
"At least I didn't cheat!"
"At least I didn't have my hair cut off at the catapult!"
"Looks like things are getting tense between the twins!" Blainley narrated. "Will it lead to their downfall?"
"Don't start, New Topher!" Mike warned her.
Confessional: Blainley (Villainous Vultures)
"New Topher? He calls that an insult? Who's Topher again?"
"A name I don't wanna hear again or you're gone!" Chris shouted from the intercom.
"Fine, I'll play it your way, McLean."
End Confessional
"Here they come!" Destiny squealed as the carriages came back.
"I'd better help if I want that hotel," Blainley muttered. She and Destiny jumped off next. Blainley came up first with a key. "Move it!" she told Jo.
"It's all yours," Sierra told Destiny as she got up.
"Wait!" Duncan moaned as he crawled out.
"So that's why it was so lumpy."
"Be-ar-do, are you okay?" Destiny asked when she saw how tired he was. "Maybe I should push."
"No tradesies!" Chris shouted as he flew in on his jet pack. "Gotta stick with your designated driver!"
"Okay," Destiny moaned as she climbed into the carriage. She pulled out a MP3 player. "At least I have some music to pass the time." Beardo made the noise of a guitar rift. "You know me well! Rock-n-roll!" She played a rock tune and blasted the volume as Beardo pulled her along.
"It's no good!" Blainley complained as she tried her key.
"Way to pick the wrong key, Lameley!" Jo told her.
"Good one!"
"Thanks?"
Confessional: Jo (Villainous Vultures)
"Wow, someone who finally appreciates my killer zingers!"
Confessional: Blainley (Villainous Vultures)
"Well, it was certainly a better insult than that kid's."
End Confessionals
Destiny went up to the door as Blainley and Jo left. "Bummer!" Destiny moaned as she tried the key. "We're heading back. Any tunes you want me to play?"
"How about something upbeat?" Beardo suggested.
"I know just the one!" Destiny began to play on her guitar. "Live and learn!" she sung.
"Good choice!" Beardo told her as he pushed the carriage. At the cliff, Cameron was watching for her teammates. "I hope they come back soon," he told his teammates.
"They will," Mike replied as he stretched.
"We'll probably hear them before we see them," Rodney put in.
"Here they come!" Zoey exclaimed. Jo and Blainley came up, followed by Beardo and Destiny. Zoey kissed Mike on the cheek. "Good luck," she told him. Mike stumbled back and bumped into Gwen, making them fall into the water. "Whoa," Gwen stuttered to the sharks. "Nice sharks." She gasped as she saw Fang smiling evilly at her. "Gwen!" Duncan gasped with worry.
"Hey, Tuna Breath!" Mike shouted as he tossed a rock at Fang. "Pick on someone your own size!" Fang turned and growled at him. Mike lunged at Fang, and the two engaged in a watery brawl. Gwen quickly grabbed a key and swam away. "Hurry!" she told Jo as she hopped into the carriage.
"You think I don't know that?!" Jo yelled back as she pushed the carriage forward.
"Looks like the Villains still have the lead," Blainley commented as she walked over to Destiny as she jumped out of the carriage. "How does it feel to be big-time losers?"
"It's not over yet," Mike told her as he walked up with a key in his hand.
"What happened to you?" Blainley asked as she noticed the scratches on him.
"Same old stuff. A fight with a mutant shark."
"You okay?" Destiny wondered.
"Don't ask me; ask him." Mike hopped into the carriage. "Let's go!" As Beardo pushed the carriage, Destiny and Blainley glanced back to see Fang groaning.
Confessional: Destiny (Heroic Hamsters)
"Okay, how did Mike do that? Not even Helga could beat Fang, and she's the strongest person here!"
End Confessional
"Darn it!" Gwen cursed after she tried her key.
"How hard is it to pick the right key?" Jo panted.
"Guess you should've been a diver, huh?" Gwen scoffed as Jo pushed her back in the carriage. Beardo panted as he pushed Mike to the hotel. "No good," Mike muttered as he tried his key.
"Again?" Beardo panted.
"They're coming back!" Leshawna exclaimed as she noticed the carriages coming back. "Guess I'm going next."
"Out of the way!" Shawn told her as he pushed her away and dove in.
"You're getting yours!" Leshawna shouted back as she jumped in after him. The two fought over a key until they saw Fang closing in on them. "Take her!" Shawn shouted as he pushed Leshawna forward and swam away. She screamed in fear as Fang growled at her. A rock bopped him on the nose. "Do not make me come back in the water!" Mike shouted from the beach. He flung another rock at him, and he swam away. "Thanks, String Bean," Leshawna told him as she hopped into the carriage.
Confessional: Leshawna (Heroic Hamsters)
"I can see why that Mike kid is on the Heroes team. He looks out for others, like myself. As for that Shawn guy, he has some nerve turning me into shark food!"
End Confessional
"Come on!" Shawn moaned as he tried his key. As he and Jo headed back, Leshawna and Beardo came up. "It's no good, sugar," Leshawna told Beardo as she tried the key. "Let's head back."
"My turn!" Samey told her teammates.
"About time!" Amy complained. They both jumped in once the carriages came back. Amy came up with a key first and hopped into the carriage. "Enjoy going home, Spareamy!" she taunted as Jo pushed the carriage forward.
"Got it!" Samey cheered as she hopped into the carriage. Beardo slowly pushed the carriage forward.
"Come on!" Amy complained as she tried her key. Samey came up as Amy ran past. "Wrong key," Samey sighed as she tried her key.
"Still a loser like always!" Amy taunted as Jo pushed her in the carriage. Samey tossed the dud key at her, hitting her in the eye.
Confessional: Amy (Villainous Vultures)
She was scribbling something in a notebook. "Goal one: eliminate Samey. Goal two: eliminate Mike. Hey, Courtney was right; making a list does help some."
Confessional: Samey (Heroic Hamsters)
"Amy is still a thorn in my side. I'm just glad we're on different teams this time!"
End Confessionals
"Here goes!" Rodney said as he dove in next.
"Time to win this!" Jasmine screamed as she jumped in. The sharks went after Rodney. "No!" he gurgled. "Help!"
"Enjoy losing!" Jasmine taunted as Jo pushed her in the carriage. Soon, Rodney dragged himself into the carriage. Beardo slowly pushed him forward.
"Rats!" Jasmine cursed as she tried her key.
"Come on!" Jo complained as she pushed her back in the carriage. Rodney used a stick to push his carriage forward as Beardo stopped to take a breath. "No," he told him as he tried his key. "Back we go." Heather and Lindsay dived in next. Heather grabbed a black key and hopped into the carriage. "Sucker!" she taunted as Jo pushed the carriage. Lindsay moaned as slugged into Beardo's carriage.
Confessional: Lindsay (Heroic Hamsters)
"I wanna win the million so I can spend it on a lifetime supply of lip gloss and take my boyfriend Tyler and my best friend Beth to Paris, but I've forgotten how hard this is! I'm not sure if a million is worth this!"
End Confessional
"I haven't been this tired since I ran that heptathlon," Jo panted.
"It doesn't fit!" Heather complained as she came back. As the girls headed back, Lindsay tried out her key. "It doesn't work," she told Beardo. "Hey, Be-ar-do, do you think they left a window open?"
"Uh, I don't think so," Beardo panted.
Confessional: Beardo (Heroic Hamsters)
"Wow, that's the first person that wasn't Destiny that got my name right on the first try! I think I'm making good friends here. But I seem to be doing terrible at this. Next time, someone more fit should do this."
End Confessional
Lightning was trying to pry Scott off a rock. "It's your turn!" Sol told him.
"No!" Scott protested. "You can't make me!"
"Oh, yes, I can!" Lightning told him.
"Here comes Beardo and Lindsay!" Sky exclaimed.
"Good luck," Mike told Zoey. "Not that you'll need it." Zoey dove in.
"You have to dive next," Sol argued. "It's not like the robot's gonna jump!" Beardo slowly pushed Zoey in the carriage. "And the Heroes take the lead for the first time!" Chris announced from his jet pack.
"Sure, it can, Solstice," Luna told him. "I'll help Robot into the water." She pulled out a huge mallet from her dress pocket. "How does she do that?" Shawn wondered.
"Luna, no!" Sol warned but it was too late. Luna slammed the robot off the cliff, making it fall on some rocks before splashing in the water. "So long and good riddance," Heather said from the beach. Fang and the non-mutant sharks bit at the robot until sparks flew, and the robot blew up, sending someone up in the sunlight. The figure turned out to be a rugged Alejandro. He opened its eyes and smiled. Most of the others gasped or looked confused, though nobody was as shocked as Heather. "WHAT?!" she exclaimed. "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures)
"Last thing I remember, I was burnt to a crisp by the volcano, and Chris sealed me up in that robot suit to 'heal'. It feels so good to be free after all this time! I must thank Scott for his cowardice and Luna for her craziness."
End Confessional
As Alejandro landed on the beach, he caught a key, making the guys on his team cheer. "Jalepeno has a key!" Lindsay exclaimed with worry. Soon, Alejandro's legs gave out and he fell on the ground, making the guys wince.
Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures)
"I was stuck in that robot suit for at least a year. My legs are so asleep, it's like they're in a coma." He shook his leg. "Wakey-wakey! Nothing."
End Confessional
"Wrong key," Zoey told an exhausted Beardo as she hopped in the carriage. "So much for our lead." They stared when they saw Jo pushing Alejandro up to the hotel. "Alejandro?" Beardo wondered. "When did you get here?"
"Silly Beardo," Alejandro replied as Jo carried him up the steps. "I've been here the whole time." He tried his key, and the door opened. "Finalmente!"
"Finally!" Jo breathed out.
"The door is open!" Chris announced as he flew in with his jet pack. "The Vultures win!" Zoey and Beardo groaned in defeat. That night, the Hamsters were at the bonfire. Lindsay, Duncan, Beardo, Destiny, Rodney, Helga, Zoey and Mike were in the back row while Sierra, Sky, Dave, Brick, Cameron, Samey and Leshawna were in the front row. "Welcome to our first elimination ceremony!" Chris began. "How do you like our new peanut gallery?" All the Vultures were seated in the stands. "Now winners can watch their opponents give someone the boot before they head to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner." The Vultures cheered at this.
"Hey," Gwen told Mike as she walked over. "I know I'm part of the Villains, but I wanted to thank you for saving me from those sharks. Here, I even brought these flowers as a gift." She held out a bouquet of blue-and-white flowers, making Mike sneeze. "Oh, no," Gwen gasped. "You're allergic?" Mike sneezed again, making him fall over in his seat. "I knew you were a villain," Courtney scoffed.
"I didn't ask for your input," Mike lashed out after he stopped sneezing.
"I'm sorry!" Gwen exclaimed. "I didn't know!"
"I believe you. Just no more flowers, okay?"
"Before we start," Chris began, "I need one winner to volunteer for a special reward."
"Sha-Lightning!" Lightning told him as he slid forward.
"Great. Your reward is...spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the hungry, wild animals."
"Oh, how is that a reward?"
"Because there's a McLean Invincibility Statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island. Find it and you're golden."
"Now he tells us," Scott muttered.
"Consider yourself lucky, Lightning!" Mike told him as he walked off.
"Only you would think that," Sky said with a laugh.
"This year," Chris continued, "You get to vote by placing an X on the 8 by 10 photo of the person you want to eliminate. Now, get voting."
Confessional: Rodney (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Mike (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters)
She crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Cameron (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Sierra (Heroic Hamsters)
She looked at a photo.
Confessional: Samey (Heroic Hamsters)
She crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo of Beardo.
Confessional: Sky (Heroic Hamsters)
She crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Beardo (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo of Duncan.
Confessional: Destiny (Heroic Hamsters)
She crossed out a photo of Duncan.
Confessional: Leshawna (Heroic Hamsters)
She crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Brick (Heroic Hamsters)
He crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Helga (Heroic Hamsters)
She crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Lindsay (Heroic Hamsters)
She held up a photo of Beardo, then made an X on her face.
End Confessionals
"Okay," Chris began, "The following people are safe." He tossed a marshmallow to each name. "Cameron, Destiny, Rodney, Dave, Sierra, Helga, Brick, Sky, Zoey, Samey, Leshawna, Mike and Lindsay."
Confessional: Lindsay (Heroic Hamsters)
"Call me crazy, but I was kinda hoping I could be the first one out."
End Confessional
"Beardo," Chris explained, "You're on the chopping block for your terrible driving skills and Duncan, you're on the chopping block for making Beardo drive."
"Yeah, what's the matter with you?" Lindsay asked Duncan.
"And the loser is..." Duncan glared at the final marshmallow while Beardo had a worried look. "..."
"..."
"...Beardo!" Beardo groaned as Duncan caught the last marshmallow. "Guess I lost," he mumbled. "Sorry I wasn't too much help, guys."
"We'll miss you, Be-ar-do," Lindsay said as she waved to him.
"No, we won't," Duncan scoffed. Destiny whacked him on the head with her guitar. "Bye, Be-ar-do," she told him. "Say hi to Greggy for me."
"I will," Beardo told her. "It stinks that I'm going to be in the cannon again."
"Or that scary catapult thingy," Lindsay told him. "Does he have to ride that?"
"Nope!" Chris answered. "This year, we've got a brand-new elimination device." Soon, Chris and the Hamsters were in front of a giant toilet that Beardo was floating in. "Behold!" Chris announced. "The Flush of Shame! Patent pending." Everyone gave recoils of disgust, except Sierra, who took a picture with her phone. "See you guys," Beardo told them. "It's been-" Chris pressed a button, and he was sent down the drain. "FUN!" Beardo shouted before getting sucked down. Water splashed out of the toilet, landing on everyone. Chris held up an umbrella, keeping him dry while everyone else got soaked. "Ew!" they moaned as they tried to dry themselves off, though Sky and Dave panicked a little more. "Water!" Sky cried out.
"Unclean water!" Dave screamed. "Icky water from the toilet!"
"Who'll be flushed into the history books next?" Chris announced. "Find out when we return on Total...Drama...All Stars!"
Votes:
Duncan: Beardo
Zoey: Beardo
Leshawna: Duncan
Sierra: Beardo
Cameron: Beardo
Sky: Beardo
Lindsay: Lindsay
Dave: Beardo
Mike: Duncan
Samey: Beardo
Helga: Beardo
Rodney: Beardo
Destiny: Duncan
Beardo: Duncan
Brick: Beardo
Eliminated: Beardo (10-4-1)
And the first chapter of Total Drama All Stars: With My Unique Plot is here! First, the elimination. I know a lot of you are sad that Beardo's the first boot, but honestly, I didn't see much plot to him in this story, and I didn't want Lindsay to be the first boot here, so Beardo got the short end of the stick.
Next, the team arrangements. I stuck with the Heroes Versus Villains theme because I actually liked it. And I originally thought of keeping the canon contestants on the same team, but after I got a PM when I first planned this story about a month ago (no kidding!) I decided to shake things up a little. And I know some of you are disappointed that some fan favorites aren't here (like Owen, DJ, Cody, Dawn, Topher, Greg [TDPI: WMUP], along with some others) but I'm not sure how I could work them in.
Finally, the challenges. I will reuse the canon challenges, but since there's a much bigger cast, there needs to be more challenges. So, if anyone wants to suggest a challenge that has an homage to the past challenges, please send your ideas via review or PM. I'll do my best to acknowledge you if your idea is used. (You have to give credit where credit's due!)
That should be everything. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.
P.S. The song Destiny played is 'Live and Learn', from Sonic Adventure 2.