Como bien dice el titulo, esto no es un yaoi. Y eso se afanan en repetir una y otra vez unos aterrados Sasuke y naruto después de que unas inquietantes pinturas yaoi comiencen a aparecer por konoha, y les arrastren inexplicablemente junto a kiba a una absurda aventura para descubrir al culpable. Narusaku, humor absurdo, rated MA por lemmon final.

Itachi-induced mental trauma be damned - I've been reincarnated in the world of Naruto as one of the strongest characters in the series for fucks sake. Of course I'm going to make it my bitch. SI/OC as Sasuke

A single technique can change a lot. For example one ninja knowing shunshin no jutsu can allow another ninja to survive. Rated M for safety, and fair warning this will be NaruHaku and that means male Naruto x male Haku.

Luego de casi ser asesinada, Uzumaki Naruko recibe una ayuda inesperada, que le permitirá cumplir sus sueños. Ser reconocida por los habitantes de Konoha. Llegar a ser amada. Llegar a ser una líder. Naruko (Fem-Naruto) x Harem.

Shouko isn't a typical Uchiha and her lilac hair alone should speak volumes. A prankster at heart and a follower of chaos, every day is an adventure of it's own.

A composition that contains all the stories I have given up on writing ALL THESE STORIES ARE UP FOR ADOPTION, and you may change them to any way you see fit and like. SOme of these are excerpts from various stories and stuff, but they are still up for adoption.

"Kamu tahu, Gaara? Arsitek itu ada tiga macam: arsitek lurus, arsitek komersial, dan arsitek humanis." Gaara ingin menjadi arsitek. Dan Hinata tentu mendukungnya sepenuh hati.

After his more recent strange behavior and "accidental" injuries, Kakashi and Iruka confront Naruto and demand answers for his unusual behavior and strange activities. However, the begin to learn how the young boy has kept up his act for so many years. WARNING, contains self harm, depression, suicidal thoughts, etc. (Slow updates, but still in progress)

Sasuke has to admit to himself, he loves sex. With guys, with girls, doesn't matter as long as he can get it in. No person, besides the select few he calls friends, stay for more than a night. But when a certain blonde enters his life, sex might just not be enough.

The Haruno Clan have a mysterious kekkai genkai that only members of the clan know about. Their compound is in a secret location that nobody outside of the clan has discovered. They go on missions just like any ninja, however they go disguised. The heir to the Haruno Clan is Sakura Haruno a girl with pink hair and green eyes who had been training ever since she could walk.

Un ente superior a todos los dioses... aburrido tras milenios de solo ver los planetas destruirse por causas naturales o ver a especies del universo destruir su planeta... le dio curiosidad diversos planetas pero la tierra es la que mas atención le llamo y así después de millones para no decir trillones de año, decidió interferir nuevamente en la vida de los mortales... Y así comi

Naruto es ejecutado 10 años después de la cuarta guerra Shinobi... junto a eso la diosa del universo se aparece ante él... arrepentida de sus errores le consede 10 deseos ¿que deseos pedirá Naruto?...

A fan-made reboot of the series. A young boy learns what it takes to be a ninja, and in doing so, discovers his incredible destiny...and perhaps, his curse.

Naruto was not born with insane stamina and chakra like in canon. Minato's and Kushina's actual son dies, so the Kyuubi is sealed in a civilian child, who they name Naruto to honor their dead son. Naruto creates his own advantages and follows Itachi's mantra to defeat his enemies. Smart!Naruto. NotOP!Naruto. Manipulative!Naruto. Scientist!Naruto. Pairing: NaruIno, SasuSaku NO HAREM

Sakura is desperately trying not to let herself wander from Sasuke but his relatives are proving to be more mischievous than she gave them credit for. Prey for two. Sasusaku ItaSakuShisui

Post-war. There will be some changes to the timeline and the ages of Konoha 12 will be different. Otherwise follows the general sequence of events. *Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto character, however there are some OCs which belong to me.* *Cover does not belong to me.*

¿Qué pasa si un día tu mundo da una vuelta de 180 ? ¿Qué pasa si un día descubres que estás embarazada? ¿Qué pasa si no tienes idea del porqué estás embarazada? ¿Qué pasa si no sabes quién es el padre de tu bebé? Porque simplemente no recuerdas con quien te acostaste. ¿Tendrá al bebe? - ¿Descubrirá que pasó esa noche? -¿Qué pasará con su vida?

When a mysterious storm hits the five nations, shinobi everywhere struggle to prepare for a dangerous battle. The only team able to secure a lead is Team Gai, though two members are trying to fight emotions instead of the weather. The wires bonding their team, especially of Neji and Tenten, slowly start to break under compressed feelings and a constant taste of abandonment.

Kidnapping a five-year-old girl, beating up a hundred-year-old man, kidnapping a poor disabled person, and deceived an ignorant dutiful son. However, such a "vicious" man is known as Konoha's Light. One is the King of the World, the greatest Ninja in the history of the Ninja World. Is it the case of decline of morality? Or is it the twist of human nature? SI(Self Insert) OC..

THIS IS FOR MY EYES ONLY. DO NOT READ THIS. I DO NOT INTEND TO STEAL ANY WORK OF OTHER WRITERS. I JUST WANTED TO USE THE AUTO-READ FEATURE OF THIS APP AND AFTER FINISHING ALL CHAPTERS, I INTEND TO DELETE THIS, DO NOT READ!

Sakura, Kakashi, and Sasuke deal with the fallout of Sakura's affair with Kakashi.

El equilibrio del mundo sea visto afectado por la codicia y la corrupción humana, lo que ha condenado a miles de inocentes, en eso un chico es elegido para corregir esto. Para esto tendrá que mancharse las manos para proteger a sus camaradas y a su familia, creando aliados y enemigos en el camino. Naruto inteligente/harem/OP. Consejo Civil, Danzo, atacan.

Sandaime Hokage has a 17 year old granddaughter named Hakari. Being Itachi's shadow much like Sakura was to Sasuke, Hakari couldn't believe that Itachi was the mastermind behind the Uchiha massacre. Searching for who she thought was her love, running away from home and learning to cope with truths that are a bit hard to swallow Hakari learns what the true will of fire is and more..

Why am I in a black void with complete nullification of my every sense? Why is there a gamer screen in front of me? WHY DOES THIS MESSAGE STATE THAT I AM A TEST SUBJECT FOR A NEW UPDATE? I don't own Naruto. Rated M for graphic depictions, violence, gore, suicide mentions, self harm, and for safety. You never know what the readers might want.

Naruto/Minoru.(Takes place in the "Ours" universe and is continuation of "Taking a Chance"). A dark presence threatens Konoha, but Minoru is the only one that is able to sense it. He knows what he has to do, and the price that needs to be paid.