"Are you sure about this, Ranma Saotome?"
"Yeah. And please, just call me Ranma. I disowned myself from the Saotome clan."
"After this, there is no going back, Ranma." Herb, the prince of the Musk tribe says.
"Yeah, I'm sure. Do it, Herb."
SPLASH!
With this, her Jusenkyo curse, Nyannīchuan, has been locked, this time will never be unlocked ever again. The same curse that plagued her life, the one she hated with a passion, she just locked it. She used to think about her curse as just that, a curse.
Now, she can finally see the curse as something akin to a blessing as well. Because of the curse, she finally found a way for everybody to be happy, and what she means by everybody is only she will be happy.
It's finally time for her to be more selfish after all. And time for karma(meaning her) to come knocking on Nerima's door...soon.
But first, before that, she needs to go to Ryugenzawa. This time, to properly defeat Orochi.
A few weeks later...
"Hear me, the spirits of Jusenkyo, came to me, for the Blessed called for you."
Summoning the spirits within Jusenkyo's numerous pools to Nerima, she told Herb to ready the Kinjakan, while she readied the Gekkaja. The staves of fire and ice, she is chosen by the Phoenix Council to be in charge of the safekeeping of Kinjakan and Gekkaja until Saffron matured enough to wield it without going berserk with power or something.
The reason she whipped Gekkaja out and gave Herb access to Kinjakan is the amount of energy needed to be used for her prank, the final prank really, to the residents of Nerima ward. She and Herb's Ki wouldn't be enough to do this, so they need an additional battery in the form of magic staves. Plus, just recently, Jusenkyo just blessed both her and Herb, allowing them to control their curse, instead of water trigger they have to suffer like before. But only she can summon the spirits within Jusenkyo to do her bidding, which is just cursing anyone she wanted to.
In short, she has become a walking, talking portable Jusenkyo curse. And that is exactly what she will do. Now.
By infusing their Ki, magic from both Kinjakan and Gekkaja, and the spirits from Jusenkyo into the huge cumulonimbus cloud, they just made a cloud full of Jusenkyo cursed water.
This time, Jusenkyo isn't as forgiving as it was at its original pools. This time, just one tiny, measly droplet of soon-to-be rain of Jusenkyo water is enough to make someone get cursed.
Also, by infusing their Ki and the staves' magic, the cloud will stay there for at least a few weeks before dissipating. She does this as a way to make sure everyone in Nerima gets cursed. Humans only, as animals will be left alone. And she left the specific instructions for the spirits to manifest the cursed form only when everyone already got the curse. Delayed if you will. Of course, that's also including the already cursed individuals, where the old curse and the new one will be mixed like Tarou's was.
"Hmm, that was fun," Herb remarked from his place. Both he and she is sitting at the cloud that has been frozen slightly, but not heavy enough to fall victim to the gravity.
"Heh, it is. Payback is sweet, isn't it Herb?" She said as they're watching everyone freaking out about their newly acquired curse. Turned out, they don't have to even wait for a whole day for everyone to get cursed. A few hours after the rain started, everyone already got the curse
"Ah, Akane got the curse of black piglet! And Soun got hyena curse!" She said while laughing at the irony of the curse.
"You really hate them," Herb said, after observing her reaction to her former family and friend's new curse.
"Hate is a strong word, Herb. I never truly hate, you know. Not you. Not Saffron. Just like before, I merely dislike them." She said seriously after she finished laughing.
"Even before?" He asked.
"Yeah. But at least you and Saffron just showed up once. Those guys," gesturing to the chaos below, "is constant in my life. And remember, the reason for our first fight is..."
"Not because of the either of ourselves. That pig girl is the reason for our fight, isn't it?" He continued.
"Yeah, at that time, I was just mad at you for locking my curse."
"I see."
"Well, that's fun and all, but I'll be going now." He said, before getting up from his seat.
"Ah, wait. Here." She said, tossing what seem to be a card to Herb.
Reading the card, his brow raised. "Wedding invitation?"
"Yep. Mine. Has to make it official, or else Keitaro will be taken back to that boarding house." And she tossed another one. He deftly catches the second card. "Give that one to Phoenix Tribe for me, will you?"
Slipping the card inside his robe, he sighed. "Sure. And how about Kinjakan here?" He produced the said stave from his Ki-pocket.
"Uh, you can hold the stave for now."
"Won't the Phoenix Council be upset about this?"
"Eh, don't worry! After all, you don't need Kinjakan, yeah? It won't compliment your fighting style, and your power..." as she said that, he flared his fighting aura, causing those that recognized who Ki belongs down below to look for the sky, only to see a sea of pinkish-white instead of blue of the sky.
As if answering his unsaid challenge, she flared her own Ki, causing half of the sky above Nerima to be engulfed in an icy blue hue, "and mine already eclipsed the staves' magic."
The pinkish-white and icy blue battled for dominance, and those down below forget about the curse and instead shivered in fear and awe at the display of power from the two juggernauts of Ki.
And then, as fast the pinkish-white and icy blue Ki-laced sky appeared, the hue has gone equally fast as it has appeared.
"That's not fun at all."
"You lost, that's why it's not fun for you."
"Heh, I'm still the best, you know?"
"I'll accept that for now, seeing you're pregnant now. After you are done giving birth to your firstborn, we'll fight again."
A few years later...
Well, she was already suspicious about this from start. Well not her, but her instinct did tell her this is a mistake. The only silver lining is her two son doesn't follow her to this shady restaurant.
Now, that free sushi tasted fucking delicious. But...
Why does everyone start dying?! Or become a deformed monster all of the sudden?!
"Fuck this restaurant!" She said and whipped out her reward from Orochi upon defeating him, the legendary Holy Spear, Longinus from her Ki-pocket.
...what? You thought it was Kusanagi-no-tsurugi?
It was at first, but Susanoo dropped by after she acquired the Kusanagi-no-tsurugi. Few arguments here and there, and finally she and Susanoo came to an agreement. She will trade Kusanagi-no-tsurugi for another weapon with equal strength and status as Kusanagi-no-tsurugi was. She ended up having to choose between Ame-no-Habakiri, Gungnir, Longinus/Holy Lance, Gramr, or Amenonuhoko.
Prepared for the assault from the creature, she smiled, despite the danger. With a smirk, she lunged forward, toward the nearest monster.
"May the God pray upon your soul."
"You sure about this name you choose?"
"Yeah, mom."
"Alright, alright. Just making sure you know."
"I'll surpass you one day, mom."
"Heh, I'll be waiting, ██████ Yagami of Yasakani clan."
Why did she just feel her firstborn's name gets censored somehow?
"You want to be a chef?"
"Hmm. I liked to cook for others, can make them happy."
"You'll need a new family name though. Your brother already chose his."
"Can't I just use ours? If not, then I'll choose Saiba.
"Hmm, that's a good name you choose. Use Saiba then."