This is a crack fic. It was poking around my head and I wanted to do something that I'm surprised no one else did. It's a gamer fic, but one I hope you get a momentary laugh over. Ride the crazy train with me, it'll be a short ride.

Life is made up of defining moments. For a Hogwarts student, perhaps the most important moment is their Sorting. Their house helps shape who they are, and who they will become. Lily's Sorting takes an unexpected turn when she is sorted into Slytherin. How much of Lily L. Potter will be molded by her house?

A history of the first Order of the Phoenix and the death of Auror Dorcas Meadowes. OC's and some book canon spoilers.

Yell Fight Snog pretend nothing happened. yell fight snog pretend nothing happened repeat.

This collection will contain all of the stories that I write for The Houses Competition Season Nine. Eight rounds (plus the practice round) for a total of seventeen submissions over the course of this Spring and Summer.

Years after the defeat of Voldemort. Neville has built a fancy boat. He has enchanted it with the help of Arthur Weasley and now he has decided to show it off. He has invited his friends and their wives. Neville is married to Hannah Abbot, and they have invited Ron and Hermione, and Harry and Ginny for a couples' weekend trip. HP/GW, HP/Multi Lemon

It's a year after Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy parted in Italy. Voldemort is dead and Hermione is ready to start her eighth-year studies with Draco by her side. But when Draco finally arrives at Hogwarts, it's clear that things are very wrong. No one is talking, but Hermione will get to the truth-even if she breaks her own heart in the process. **Sequel to Bending Light**

Welcome to The Cauldron, a melting pot of archived chapters from my abandoned fics, as well as initial chapters from fics yet to come. Mostly crossovers, but there may be sample chapters from pure Harry Potter fics. Rating for stories up to an M rating. Character tags added for most common non-crossover characters.

Hermione & Ron have broken up, Hermione's feeling out of place within her close friends, but Harry Potter will always have his best friend's back. New friends mean new relationships, will Hermione take Harry's help or force herself out of the public, Britain wizarding eye? & how does Draco Malfoy & co., fit into all of this? Dramione. [First fic.; rated M for future chapers]

Harry Potter estaba muerto. La guerra había acabado. Voldemort finalmente tenía el Mundo Mágico bajo sus pies. Y Draco Malfoy era parte del círculo más cercano al Señor Tenebroso. Ocho años después de la Batalla de Hogwarts, la aparición de Hannah Abbott en su puerta desmantela las verdades con las que Draco había tenido que aprender a vivir.

A.U. Book 5 Following Harry's encounter with the dementors, the Dursleys kick Harry out and the Blood Wards fall. Frustrated by the lack of support from adults in his life, Harry declares that he is "done." Then Snape adopts him, and Harry finds adapting to his new life ... challenging. Updated regularly. J.K. Rowling owns. No ownership implied. Warnings: abuse, dark thoughts, cp

Continuando los eventos después de La Sombra de la Traición, Harry espera un año más tranquilo, pero ya sabe que debe estar más alerta. Con ayuda de su tutor y sus compañeros, Harry espera enfrentar un nuevo desafío, y no hay tiempo para más cosas. Raven! Harry y Hermione, Severitus... sort of... y Durmstrang y Beauxbatons presentes!

AU SI of sorts, a woman who dies is given another chance, and an opportunity to change what happens to Harry, his sister, and Dudley, short story, dedicated to a life that left this world five years ago due to cancer.

金妮·韦斯莱受到血咒约束，必须与德拉科·马尔福结婚，并和他一起生活一年零一天。当她发现他…和她想象的不太一样，会发生什么？可能是爱吗？《Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn》中文翻译，作者annie penrose。

War is here, but happiness can still be found in the cottage Vivian now calls home…until, of course, someone from her past returns, tragedy strikes, and the world that she has built for herself comes crashing down. A new purpose rises from the ashes, and with it comes a new Vivian Blair, who must learn to live without the ones she has come to love. Sirius/OC

"Riddle, he was a quiet, albeit brilliant boy committed to becoming a first-rate wizard. Not unlike others I've known. Not unlike yourself, in fact. If the monster existed, it was buried deep within." - Slughorn. Instead of going to die like everyone expected her to in TDH, Shea Potter makes arrangements to change the timeline. Hell hath no fury... let the games begin.

It starts with trepidation. Foreshadowing, really. The warm jolt in your spine that tells you something is going to come your way. Something precisely not within the realm of your control. Something you haven’t asked for. Draco hadn’t asked for it.

9 Months after the end of the war, a destitute Severus Snape, practically living rough, gets news that will change his life forever. Severus Snape Lives! / POST DH / EWE WARNINGS: Abuse, Neglect, Character Death, Rape, Sensitive/taboo topics.

TRADUCTION Hermione Granger est envoyée par Dumbledore sous couverture comme Mangemort auprès de Voldemort. Vivant chaque jour dans la peur que sa véritable identité ne soit révélée, Hermione découvre rapidement que Voldemort a de grands projets pour elle.

After the battle of Hogwarts AU; Hermione awakens to a completely new world where muggleborns are enslaved to Voldemort's supporters. This a story about her learning to cope with being a slave to Bellatrix Black and how she carves out a life for herself despite the difficulty of her circumstances. This story is extremely dubious consent; exploring both Stockholm and Lima Syndrome.

James Potter takes immense pride from being the son of Harry Potter, the most famous wizard in Britain. He intends to live up to his father's name, however things take a turn for the worst when Gryffindor house is under attack. Not from a Slytherin, or a vengeful teacher; but from somebody within Gryffindor house itself.

Harry Potter lost all emotions due to his soulmate dying. When death comes to visit after Harry accepts the Hollows because he could not destroy them, Death informs Harry that Tom Riddle is his soulmate. Death offers Harry a way to fix the soulmate bond by going back in time before Tom split his soul in sixth year. Can Harry accept Tom and change the Timeline?

Sequel to In The Snake's Jaw. Adult life after Hogwarts is not easy. Hermione is still struggling with her parents' absence. Draco is trying to get along with his while he's attempting to understand a new profecy discovered in the Department of Mysteries. A new war is about to start, and Draco and Hermione are the only ones who can stop it. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts

It is my first Harry Potter story. Will be Harry/Multi (Harem) and probably Neville/Multi. It will start at the beginning of the third year. Slow build-up. A smarter Harry and more friends. Earlier real friends with Neville and Ginny. Can be long between updates. Bashing RW/AD/?. We have reached the fourth year how will the earlier changes change the tournament and relationships?

Alice snd Frank spend some time with Neville