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(Author's Note: This is something I thought about for awhile, here it is).
Chapter One
A News Report on South Park News.
Tom - Today is a big day in the town of south park, where the trial of the century is set to begin soon, The people Vs this guy.
A picture of Randy Marsh comes on the screen.
Tom - Randy Marsh, son of a bitch, Mr. Marsh is being charged with multiple counts of crimes against humanity, here with more on the story, we now go live to a midget wearing a bikini.
Outside the courthouse, there's a big crowd of people, most of them waiting.
Midget wearing Bikini - Thanks, Tom, we are outside the courthouse where we are waiting for the prisoner to arrive, the crowd is waiting patiently, but don't let that fool you, as they are indeed very mad, I had interviewed some of them earlier, and this is what people had to say.
Cut to Man on screen.
Man - I just don't understand, how can someone be so dumb and reckless.
Cut to Angry Woman.
Angry Woman - It makes me sick, how can anyone let this idiot run around and do these kind of things? I feel bad for his wife and children.
Cut to Weird Man.
Weird Man - Well, If Randy Marsh is a eight year old boy, and my penis is a...
Cut back to Midget.
Midget wearing Bikini - Sorry, we had to cut that last interview short, we were having technical difficulties.
He turns left, and sees something.
Midget wearing Bikini - This just in, the van carrying the prisoner has just arrived.
The van pulls up, four prison guards come out, and they open the side door, out comes Randy Marsh, in a prison jumpsuit, he looks scared, they escort him to the courthouse, the crowd gets hostile and begins throwing rotten tomatoes at him.
Man #1 - You're a dead man, Marsh!
Man #2 - I hope you get what's coming to you, Marsh!
Woman #1 - Shame on you!
Standing on the side, looking on, his wife, Sharon, and their daughter, Shelly, watch him, Randy sees them, and tries to talk to them.
Randy - Sharon! Sharon!
She rolls her eyes, and ignores him, Shelly does the same thing.
Randy - Sharon!, Please! Sharon!
Prison Guard - Move it!
Randy continues walking, he sees someone by the front entrance.
Randy - Garrison! Garrison!, please help me! Garrison!
Garrison turns away from him.
Mr. Garrison - I don't know you.
Randy - Garrison!
The Prison Guard hits Randy.
Randy - Ow.
Prison Guard #2 - Movie it, Marsh!
They go inside, the puppet on Mr. Garrison's right hand comes up.
Mr. Hat - You did the right thing.
Mr. Garrison - Thank you, Mr. Hat.
End of Chapter One
(Author's Note: Well, there's the first chapter, stay tuned for the next one.