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So last chapter I ended the chapter with Kazuma heading over to the busty Wiz! However I ended the smut sooner than I would have liked. However if I didn't I wouldn't have had time to write for a couple of weeks and wanted to get the chapter out. Meaning I wouldn't get the chance to finish it so I decided to cut it short. However I kind of want to continue the smut where I left off, I did have Kazuma have sex with the three last chapter. However I didn't get the chance to write them actually doing it together, the actual foursome! So I'm going to fix that right now, hope you enjoy it :)
I never wrote a foursome before and it was harder than I thought, sorry if it has a lot left to be desired.
Disclaimer I don't own Konosuba
Chapter 7 - Look over there, is that Wiz? No, a Yunyun? No, it's Luna!
Kazuma was standing next to the bed, Megumin was in front of him. On her knees as she was holding onto his cock with her right hand while giving him a blowjob. Her left hand was in between her legs as she was fingering herself.
Aqua was behind him, hugging as her hands were roaming his chest. Kissing and sucking the side of his neck, he breast pushed into his back and he could feel her nipples poking into him.
Darkness was on the bed crawling over to them, wanting to join in. She's sitting up on the edge of the bed, facing the side of Kazuma. He turns her head to her and she leans toward him and the two kiss which quickly turns heated and sloppy. Kazuma wasn't sure if he could satisfy all three of them by himself, but he was sure as hell going to try.
He pushes Darkness away forcefully, thinking she would like it. If her moan was any indication of it, he could guess that she did. Darkness was sitting up at the end of the bed near the headrest. Kazuma had his hand up as if telling her to stop and stay there. She naturally obeyed him, just staring and waiting for what he had planned. She moved one hand to her breast, groping it, the other hand went to her mouth, a finger entering her lips as she sucked on it while maintaining eye contact with Kazuma. She really did have the most erotic body he's ever laid his eyes on.
Unfortunately he looked away from the erotic crusader to stare at Megumin who was doing a very good job on sucking on his shaft. He places his hand on Megumin's head and gives it a nudge, letting her know to stop.
She gets what he wants, so she removes her lips from his cock, a *pop* sound emitted when his cock was released from her supple lips. She didn't move as his cock stayed erect in front of her face, cum dripping from his tip and landing on the side of her lips. Her tongue escaping her lips to lick the cum that landed on her.
'That was fucking hot, was this really her first time?' Seeing her do that was such a turn on, honestly he wanted to just shove his dick right back down her throat after seeing that. But he has two others he needs to please as well. After thinking about who should be where, he made a decision.
"Aqua, lay down on the bed" Aqua stopped sucking on his neck when she heard him, smiling at herself as she saw all the love marks she left him.
"Okay" She sang happily as she got on the bed, her back laying against the mattress as her head was near Darkness' legs. She spread her legs for Kazuma, dripping wet for him. He gets on the bed and stays in between her legs, but before anything. He needed to ask something.
"Aqua, or no, not just you. But everyone else here. Are you guys like comfortable with, you know… each other?" Kazuma asked hesitantly, the question sort of breaking the mood but he wanted to know before continuing.
Both Megumin and Darkness with a confused look on their face, not really sure what he means by that.
Aqua gave a small laugh as she propped her upper body up with her elbows "I am, the Axis cult accepts all forms of love! It would be weird for me to not also follow it! So I don't mind at all getting 'close' and 'intimate' with them" Aqua said as she eyed both Darkness and Megumin.
Megumin blushed, now understanding what he meant.
"I don't know… I'm not really interested in girls like that. But…" Remembering how the blue haired arch priest was touching her body when Kazuma was busy with Darkness.
"When Aqua was touching me, I didn't hate it… But I don't know if I could bring myself to do that to her or Darkness. Or even anything passed that" The crimson mage said meekly.
"As for me I have no qualms with it, having not only a master but also someone to call a mistress…" Darkness breathing heavily with that signature depraved smile of hers.
"I wouldn't mind it one bit!" She excitedly exclaimed.
'Okay, so both Aqua and Darkness are okay with it. But Megumin isn't sure. I'll just have to be careful with her and make sure she's okay when we're doing new things' Kazuma thought to himself, wanting to make sure he doesn't force Megumin to do something she doesn't want to.
"Alright, now that I know. We can keep going. That being said, Darkness" He looks at the busty blonde, "Sit on Aqua's face" He then looks at Aqua, "I shouldn't have to tell you what to do" With a smug grin on his face.
"Ha! Who do you take me for, I'm a God-MFMNF" Aqua voice ended up being muffled at the end as Darkness raised her hips and lowered her core onto Aqua's face. Since Aqua was trying to talk, it sort of tickled for Darkness so she couldn't help but giggle a little.
"Megumin, come here" Kazuma was patting Aqua's stomach. Was he telling her to sit there, right in between him and Darkness? A bit hesitant, she gets on the bed and goes to them. He helps her sit on her stomach, facing Kazuma.
"Just let me know if there's anything you don't like, and don't force yourself with anything. Okay?" Kazuma tells her, hoping to calm her nerves. She nods, he raises one of his hands to cup her face and kisses her. She returns the kiss instantly.
Darkness was no longer giggling as small whimpers and moans were escaping her lips. Aqua had never eaten out a girl before, however just seemed to be an all out natural in sex. As she was doing an excellent job at pleasing Darkness. Her hands on Darkness' thighs to give her a better hold, and it also just felt nice to grab them.
As she was doing that, the Goddess of Water's body slightly jerked up as she felt Kazuma shove his entire length into her. Kazuma had on hand on Aqua's leg, holding it up as he kept making out with Megumin, who was rubbing her womanhood back and forth onto Aqua's body. Seeing that Darkness wasn't doing anything with her hands, she hugged Megumin from behind.
"You said you liked when Aqua was touching" She whispered into her ear, her arms coming up and cupping Megumin's breast. Darkness' own breast being pressed against Megumin's back. If she wasn't getting kissed, she would make some jealous remark of her larger chest. But right now that was the last thing on her mind.
"So I hope you're okay with me touching you to" Darkness playing and teasing her nipples. Megumin moaned into the kiss she was having with Kazuma. Her hands were roaming through his hair. Safe to say, she was okay with it.
Darkness was the first one to get close to cumming. Aqua had found that Darkness would react the most when she was licking her clit, so she had been zoning her tongue in on that. Darkness' legs closed as she felt herself almost cumming, squishing Aqua's face with her thick thighs. Aqua didn't seem to mind.
Darkness body fell slightly forward, pressing her face in Megumin's shoulder.
"AAAAGGHH YEEESSS!" Darkness yelled as she came on Aqua's face. Darkness limped backwards, falling off of Aqua's face and away from Magumin. Her back against the headrest as she smiled, knowing her life within this party would be filled with debauchery.
Aqua was definitely feeling it right now, eating Darkness' pussy had been amazing. But what was getting to her was Kazuma's onslaught pounding. She was gonna cum soon, but she be damned if she was going to do it alone.
With Darkness no longer sitting and rubbing her core on her, Aqua moved her hands towards the slender Crimson Mage sitting on her. Placing her hands over her thighs, making her spread her legs even more than it already was.
She moved hands down and found her pussy that was dripping with arousal. She begins to do what she was doing earlier to her, she was going to make Megumin cum with her. Aqua had noticed that Megumin was actually really sensitive earlier. Which was why it was a nice surprise for her that Megumin was actually nearing her limit already, and Aqua touching her had set her off.
Megumin cooed into the kiss, placing her hands on Kazuma's shoulders to help hold herself up. Her entire body was shaking as she came, not even from Kazuma putting his cock into her. Her body fell to the side, landing on the bed.
Now it was just Kazuma and Aqua, but he noticed the look on Aqua's face. She was getting there, and just needed a little more.
With Megumin not on her body anymore, he grabbed both of Aqua's legs and pressed his body forward to her, along with her legs. He was doing a position he would always see online in porn, he was doing the mating press. He was reaching the deepest part of Aqua and that had done it. She wrapped her arms around his body, her legs locked around his waist. Her head thrown back, hearts in her eyes as she screamed his name. Screaming not to stop, to keep going.
"KAAAZUUUMAA~!" Not caring for all those in the inn to hear them.
Kazuma couldn't hold back any longer, and came deep into the Goddess that was holding onto him. Shooting his seed into her, spurt after spurt. Aqua relishing the warmth that was erupting into her. After the two had finished, Kazuma pulled out of her. Cum leaking out her pussy.
He was catching his breath, he noticed Darkness was ready for another around. Smiling, knowing what he wanted to do next. "Darkness, come and clean your Mistress' and raise your ass to me while you're at it" She looked down and saw Aqua's pussy filled with his cum, a loud gulp could be heard from her.
"Hurry up!" Kazuma said with an angry tone, though he was only acting mad to turn her on.
Hugging herself, arms covering her breast as if she had any sense of modesty. "Y-You shouldn't just order me to just-"
Kazuma went to her as she was playing to resist, he cupped her cheeks, squishing them and made her stare directly at him.
"Don't act all proud, you were just screaming that you were my whore. Now don't make me repeat myself" He tried to give the best impression of him not caring of what she wanted to say.
Her face flushed, the edge of her lips tugged upward as she had a perverted smile on her face. Heart in her eyes as she was loving all of this.
"Yesh" He pulled her face down to Aqua's cunt. Aqua herself was watching the two, she smiled as she spread her legs for Darkness.
"Make sure you get every last drop" Aqua said with a happy tone.
"Y-Yes… my mistress"
Oh, Aqua liked being called that. She liked that a lot.
Darkness had first licked all the cum that was leaking out, taking her time to get all the excess cum that was on the outskirts of her cunt. However Aqua wanted her to get straight to it, so reaching between her legs. She grabbed onto Darkness' hair and pulled her face into her cum filled pussy.
Darkness getting the message began licking and sucking all the cum out of her. She cooed into Aqua's pussy as Kazuma had smacked Darkness' ass. She really was such a masochist, hopefully this type of treatment would always be enough to state her depraved desires.
"Now then" He looked toward the Crimson Mage, whose face was clouded with lust. She was sitting down, facing him with her legs spread open.
"My turn now" Was all she said, and all she needed to say as Kazuma pounced. Dropping her onto her back as she gave her the same treatment he gave Aqua earlier with another mating press.
Megumin was screaming his name, moaning into his ear. This was going to be a night to remember.
The four of them would continue on to have fuck, kiss, touch, and cum throughout the night different kinds of postions, experimenting on what did and didn't work for them.
There would be times when they weren't fucking but just serving Kazuma, with him sitting on the edge of the bed. Aqua on his side, making out with him as one hand played with his hair. While the other was playing with the tip of his cock.
Megumin and Darkness on their knees, Darkness kissing and licking up and down his shaft. Megumin cupped his balls as she kissed and showed them all the love and appreciation it could ever want.
Sometimes it was Megumin who wanted to kiss so the two of them would be making out as he was thrusting in and out of Darkness while she was eating out her Mistress again. The room filled with scent of their musk and sex. Moans echoing the room, as they all made love.
A long night of all their lust being unleashed, and it was just the one of many.
So that's my first time writing an actual foursome. Once I started to write it, I came to a realization. I have no idea how to write a foursome! I can kind of figure out a threesome, but adding one more kind of made it awkward for me. Since I would realize I'm always leaving one person just doing nothing and I don't notice till way later and have to rewrite to try and fix it.
Hope you guys enjoyed it, let me know what you think and what I can do to improve with it. Since I still feel as if it could use a lot of improvement. Anyways with that out of the way, let's get back to the story!
Wiz's Shop
Standing outside the store, he was raising up the collar on his tracksuit, Aqua had left quite the obvious love bites and hickeys on his neck so he was trying to hide them. He was now staring at the exterior of the magic shop.
'So this is the shop, looks like I got lucky and there's not many people here' Kazuma thought to himself as he walked inside. There was only one customer here, or at least he thinks she is one. But she was just standing there, like she was waiting for someone. She was also really hot! Also cute, like a really good mixture between the two.
Said girl had crimson colored eyes, dark brown hair that were tied into two twin tails with ribbons. They laid on her shoulders and were in front of her body rather than her back. She was almost the same height as him, just a couple inches shorter. She was also very gifted in the chest department. And oh boy did her attire show it. She wears a long sleeved low cut blouse, with a pink tie that goes down into her deep cleavage. A very short mini pink skirt, dark pink socks that go past her knee, leaving her thighs showing for all those who wish to see. And had high brown boots. She has a brown belt around her waist.
Her outfit really showed off her curves in a very pleasing way.
He turns his attention to the person behind the counter who assumes to be Wiz, the owner. And only one word went through his mind.
'Milf' He's not sure if she actually is one, there's a good chance she doesn't have kids. But she without a doubt fits that category in the looks department.
She was a VERY endowed woman, with fair skin and a curvaceous figure. She has brown eyes and straight brown hair reaching down to the front of her shoulders, further behind her back and slightly curling at the tips. She has some hair that covers one side of her eye. Her outfit's color theme is purple. Wearing a light purple long dress under a dark purple hooded gambeson robe with golden props, and dark-purple boots. Over her robe, there's a golden cross brooch with bat wings. This outfit was by no means revealing, but it wasn't able to hide how magnificent her body was.
He walks to the counter, "Are you Wiz? Like the owner of this place?"
"Yes, how may I help you" Wiz gave him a gentle smile, his face turning red because of what he was about to ask for. Acting like a teenager buying condoms for the first time.
"Well you see…" He leans in and says in a low voice so the other girl in the store wouldn't be able to hear. Seeing whatever he wants to ask for to be in private, she leans in to hear him better.
"Someone said that you sell potions, the ones that make it so women wouldn't get pregnant" He asked, Wiz got a faint blush on her face upon hearing his request. However she was used to these requests, he wasn't the first adventurer who asked if she sold those potions. Many wanted to delve into their carnal desires but did not want to risk being a parent just yet.
"Yes, I do sell those, we still have some in stock. Would you like to buy one?" She asked him after confirming.
Kazuma had let out a sigh of relief thanking the angel that sent him here for making it so he wouldn't become a young father. "Yes, can I buy three of them please" He asked, taking out the pouch with all of his eris.
"Oh, you want to buy three?" Wiz asked, thinking if he plans to use it on three separate occasions, then she would inform him of another set of potions that would be cheaper for him.
"If that's the case, I highly recommend the potion of infertility along with the potion that reverses its effect. Drinking the infertility potion would make you infertile, while the other potion would remove the effect of the infertile potion. Each individual potion has the same price, so you would save money just buying these two. Instead of buying three of the other potions you plan on giving to your partner" Wiz explained, hoping to have been helpful.
'They have potions like that as well?! That would save me a whole load of money in the long run' Kazuma was really glad for her telling him this, that's such a good thing for him.
"Thanks for letting me know about that, you have no idea how amazing that'll help me out" Wiz smiled, being happy to be of service.
"Can I get those two potions, alongside the three I originally asked for?" Now Wiz gave him a confused look, what was the point of buying the other three when he's getting the two she just talked about. Seeing the perplexed look on Wiz's face, he decided to explain since she was most likely going to hear about it anyways. He's not sure if it's because nothing happens in this city so the residents are just enamored with rumors. But the tales of his nightly activities have been spreading like a wildfire, like don't people have anything better to do!
He leans forward on the counter and whispers to Wiz "So you see, last night I might have… slept with my party. Three girls, and I may have cummed inside them. So you see that's why I still need the three…"
Kazuma was explaining to her why he still needs the 3 potions, however after hearing what he just said. Her brain stopped listening to what he was saying.
"You slept with 3 girls last night!" Wiz slammed her hands on the counter as she yelled that out, a shocked look on her face. She didn't scream that in disbelief or anything like that. But if what he just said was true, then she finally has a face to put on the mysterious person that was in the rumors everyone was talking about.
The other girl that was in the store had heard what Wiz yelled out, looking at Kazuma. Gears turned in her head as she reached the same conclusion as Wiz.
"Eh?!" The girl couldn't help but say out loud.
Kazuma had placed his hand over Wiz's mouth, moving his face right in front of her with a finger in front of his mouth. "SHHHH! This isn't something I want everyone to know about if possible!" He said in a loud whisper?
He turns to the other girl in the store, who now had a huge blush on her face as she was looking at him. Kazuma brought his arms up, waving them side to side in a dismissive manner.
"It's not what you think, well it is but it's not-" Kazuma stopped what he was saying, as if just noticing something for the first time.
"Are you related to Megumin by any chance?" After looking at her, he couldn't help but see a resemblance between the two.
The girl perked up when she heard those words escape his lips, she was thinking of how he knew Megumin. She didn't want to think that the rumors were true, that Megumin was actually… doing that! But based on what the waitresses at the guild were saying yesterday, he fit the description of those naughty rumors.
"I'm! …" She was going to introduce herself in the way the Crimson Mages prides themselves at. But she couldn't, it's too embarrassing!
"My name is Yunyun… I'm the future chief of the Crimson Mage Clan. Megumin isn't a family member but we are in the same clan. So that's why you may see a resemblance between the two of us. However, Megumin is my eternal Rival! And the reason I traveled all the way here was to challenge her. H-How do you know Megumin!" Yun was blushing when asking that last part, as lewd thoughts invaded in her mind of what Megumin may or may not have done with this man.
"Me? Well she's someone in my party, she had just joined officially last night" He explained, leaving out that he slept with her last night. However, with that answer alone Yunyun knew that Megumin had slept with him. There were rumors of this mysterious person sleeping around with multiple women, she found the mysterious person. Someone matching Megumin's description was seen with this mysterious person doing indecent stuff at the giant toad field, and he just said she joined his party.
Wiz doesn't know of this Megumin person, but she now knew as well that this Megumin slept with him. Since he said he slept with his party last night and said Megumin just joined last night.
Yunyun stood shocked at the revelation she had, no words escaping her mouth as she stayed silent. Kazuma didn't notice however as he turned his attention back to Wiz.
"So can I get those 5 potions?" Kazuma asked Wiz, who was just standing there listening.
"O-Of course, just one moment" She went to the back room where the potions were stored.
"Are you okay?" Kazuma asked, after seeing the deflated look on the other girl's face. She turns to him with a face filled with disbelief.
"Y-Yes…" She says quietly. She has her left arm on her side, her right hand holding onto her left forearm. Her arm underneath her breast, unknowingly pushing them up and giving him a better look of her cleavage.
"You said your name was Yunyun right? It's nice to meet you, my name's Kazuma. Satou Kazuma. You said you were looking for Megumin, I'll let her know that you were here looking for" Yunyun's face brightened from what she just heard.
"Really?!" Yunyun leaned her upper body forward as she asked with her voice filled with hope. At the very least she would at least finally be able to meet up with Megumin, it being almost a week since she's arrived at Axel and still hasn't seen her.
"Yeah, a friend of Megumin's is a friend of mine" He didn't really know Megumin that much where he would normally call her a friend. But saying she's not his friend after what they did last night, it just seemed wrong.
Yunyun's eyes turned wide, her face enveloped into a deep shade of red. Those words were being repeated in her mind.
'A friend of Megumin's is a friend of mine… is a friend of mine… friend of mine… friend'
*Poof*
Her brain exploded, steam emitting from her head. Her eyes were swirling as her body became wobbly.
"Are you okay?!" Kazuma asked but with much more urgency than before. He grabbed her since she looked like she was about to collapse. His arm around her back, the other holding onto her shoulder.
"Fr-Fr….Fri-Frie…" Yunyun was trying to mumble something but he couldn't make out what she was trying to say.
"Oh my, Yunyun!" Wiz exclaimed, as she had returned with Kazuma's potions. All 5 in small flasks, just a bit larger than the size of a marker.
"Is she okay?" She asks Kazuma since he was holding her.
"I'm not sure, she just turned red all of a sudden and started falling over" He explained.
"Is it okay if I lie her on the floor?" Asking for permission first.
"I have a bed in the backroom, please let's put her there" Wiz pointed to the backroom.
"Okay" Kazuma looked at Yunyun, contemplating. Piggyback or Princess Carry. He went for the latter.
Keeping his right hand on her back, he brings his left arm behind her knees and lifts her body up.
?!
It was then and there that Yunyun had snapped out of it. Her eyes still closed but she felt like someone was carrying her, and someone was saying something.
"In here, and the bed is just right there" That was Wiz's voice.
And she was in Kazuma's arms?!
'What's going on?!' The crimson mage was thinking to herself.
Kazuma leaned down and laid Yunyun onto the bed, at this point Yunyun was afraid to open her eyes. She's not sure why she is, she should've asked what was going on. But for some reason she was scared to. Her heart was beating pretty fast.
Kazuma put his hand on her face, and made her face him. Her eyes opened just ever so slightly so she could see… His face was getting closer to hers!
'Is he going to kiss me?! H-He can't! He's already with Megumin! But… But if Megumin is okay with him sleeping with other people… And he said he's my friend. Ah his face is already here!' Yun was thinking to herself, her heart beating more than a million times per second. Only to feel something pressed against her forehead
"Her temperature seems fine, weird. Wonder what happened to her?" Kazuma said as he turned to look at Wiz. However, if he had kept looking at Yunyun's face. He would have seen that she had puckered her lips, as if expecting something else.
"You can just let her rest there for the time being, I'll look after her until she wakes up" Kazuma got up and followed Wiz who exited the room, closing the door behind him.
Yunyun was a smart girl, she put two and two together. Realizing what probably just happened. Externally screaming at herself.
'What was I thinking!' She rolled around the bed, shoving the pillow in her face.
'All because he said… said that he would be my… friend' Yunyun was concerned about Megumin, she thought she might have been coerced into something. Blackmailed or taken against her will. Conned by a scumbag. But after meeting Kazuma, she couldn't think that he was a bad person. Despite sleeping with more than one woman!
She brought her finger to her lips, "Would he want to… with me?" She thought of the misunderstanding on her part of him going in for a kiss. She giggles to herself. 'I mean we are friends now' She hugs the pillow as she giggles.
'Wait, no! What am I thinking?!' Yunyun kept having a back and forth argument against herself.
Back with Kazuma and Wiz.
"Oh they're labeled, sweet!" Kazuma said happily, thinking how bad it would be if the wrong potions were drunk. Thinking that if he screwed up he might be eternally infertile.
"Yes, we had customers in the past who would be confused and would… In any case each potion is 25,000 Eris. Making your total cost up to 125,000 Eris" She smiled as she changed the subject of what happened to those unfortunate customers.
Deciding to ignore what she was about to say. He thought about the price, 125,000 was pretty pricey. But one he was willing to pay, he didn't want to be a father when he was still in his teens. He hands over the money.
"Thank you for your patronage" She bows as she says that, her breasts swaying as she does. He feels like such a horndog, not being able to steer his gaze away from them. She stopped bowing and he looked away from her breast. However he wasn't fast enough, Wiz caught him staring. But said nothing, just looking to the side with a blush on her face.
Those thoughts of yesterday coming back, wondering how it must feel to go at it for hours. Those rumors had her fantasizing yesterday, she hasn't laid with a man in years. Yet now it's as if all her pent up lust was slowly being unlocked. Her thighs rubbing against each other as she thinks about it. And he was staring at her, so he was attracted to her.
Should she… make a hint. Let him know that she was interested?
'No! I can't. That would be shameless of me!' The busty shopkeeper told herself.
"Thanks again for the potions, have a good day!" Kazuma turned around and started to walk towards the door.
"Wait!"
Kazuma stopped, turned around wondering what she wanted.
Wiz was berating herself. 'Why did I tell him to wait!' But it was too late, now he was staring at her, waiting for her to say something.
"H-Have a good day…" Lowering her head in embarrassment. Wiz is currently asking herself why she did that.
"Uh, Yeah? You too" Kazuma left, both the two could physically feel how awkward and out of place that was. He decided to not dwell on it and went to meet up with the others.
When he woke up, everyone else was still sleeping. So he had left a note that he was going to purchase the potions and to meet him at the guild. All he had to do was give it to them and his worries about young parenthood would be over.
At the Guild
Kazuma enters the Guild, after giving a look around the room. He finds a table where all of his party members were sitting. Kazuma heads over there to them with the potions in hand.
The three looked at him as he came over and placed three potions onto the table. Keeping two of them with him. "Alright, each of you drink one. This is so you guys don't end up getting pregnant" He tells them, but Aqua tilts her head in confusion.
"Why did you get one for me?" She asked while pointing to herself.
"So you don't get pre-..." And it dawned on him. He forgot he couldn't get Aqua pregnant without doing whatever ritual she talked about since she was a Goddess. Meaning he just wasted money on buying one of these potions.
Seeing that Kazuma had forgotten about it and looked like he just remembered. She started laughing at him, his face getting red for being embarrassed.
"Oh shut up! Everyone forgets a thing every now and then" He scoffed.
Megumin didn't need to be told twice, also thinking she was too young to become a parent. She grabs one of the vials and drinks the potion.
However Darkness was instead mumbling something "What if I refused to drink it, and Kazuma would become a father even though he doesn't want to because of me. He would no doubt treat me in more devious ways, taking out his frustrations on me. Too busy as he would resent and blame me, and end up as a deadbeat father. Saying that his life was ruined because of me…" Darkness said with a depraved laugh as she imagined all the horrendous acts Kazuma would do to her. Megumin and Aqua looked at her in shock at the words coming out of her mouth.
Kazuma was standing next to her, hearing everything she was saying to herself. He grabs one of the potions he put on the table, and yanks Darkness' shoulder so she is facing him. Shoves the vial into her mouth, forcing her to drink it. Darkness starts choking from the sudden action but Kazuma doesn't stop until the vial was emptied.
"As if I'd let you do that you damn masochist!" Kazuma yelled at her, what the fuck was she thinking! He lets go of her as he sees her gulp down the last of the potion. Satisfied and he pulls the vial out as she gasps for air.
'Guess I just need to drink mine' Kazuma pulls the vials that were meant for him, looking at the label to make sure he drank the right one. Finding the one named 'Infertility', he opened the cap and started to drink it.
The first thing that went through his mind was that it tasted like… absolutely nothing. Like even water has a distinct taste, but this had nothing in it. Which made it weird to drink as he still felt the sensation of the liquid in his mouth. Which was off putting, being able to feel it but taste nothing. He had expected potions to taste like, well something he's never tasted before. He's in another world after all! Thinking he would get a new experience, in a sense he did.
"Why did you need to drink a potion for, and what's the other for?" Megumin had asked.
"Oh, the potion I drank was so I would be infertile and wouldn't have to worry about getting you guys pregnant. This other one is to reverse the effect whenever I ever want to" He explained, seeing a blush on Megumin's face. Thinking about it, maybe he should be talking about this in a more private setting.
"That's right, before I forget. Megumin, when I was at the store. Your rival Yunyun was there, she said she came to this town to look for you. Something about challenging you" He explained to an unamused Megumin.
"Oh, did she now" She said as if uninterested.
"Want to head over there, she should still be there waiting for you" He asked, she should be up by now. Wiz seemed knowledgeable and responsible enough to have taken care of her.
"Would you guys like to order something?" Kazuma turned to face the owner of the voice, it was Luna who had brought them the menus.
"Yes please" Megumin said as Luna passed the Menus to everyone on the table, handing Kazuma's to him directly as he was still standing. "Yunyun can wait" Her tone did not sound the most excited to know that Yunyun was here.
'Are the two of them on bad terms? It didn't sound like it when I was talking to Yunyun' He thought to himself, whatever the case. He's sure the two would eventually see each other.
Megumin was sitting across Darkness while Aqua was sitting next to the blonde Crusader. Kazuma decided to take a seat next to Megumin, meaning he was sitting across from Aqua.
Nearby, the blonde waitress named Lily was looking at Kazuma's table. She and the other waitress were thinking the same thing. 'I wanted to be the one to serve him!'
Unfortunately for them, they didn't notice when he walked in, as they were busy getting the orders from other customers. Trying to listen to what they had to say regarding the latest rumor of Kazuma. Apparently he had slept with three women this time! And just like before, they were at it all night. The news of him banging his party was spreading like a wildfire!
And when they realized that he was here, Luna was already there serving his table! Noticing that Luna was standing awfully close to Kazuma. She's not even a waitress, she's a receptionist! Luna was even leaning forward, her breast right in Kazuma's face as she was taking the menus from them. No doubt purposely giving him an exclusive view of her 'assets'. With that, the other waitresses had pretty much confirmed that Luna was also gunning for him.
"I'll be right back with your order" She said as her gaze lingered onto Kazuma as she smiled. Kazuma couldn't tell but as she walked away. He was sure she had a certain step in the way she walked that was causing her hips to sway.
The rest of the party were staring at him, they all noticed the way Kazuma was ogling Luna's chest when she was taking the menus. Despite him trying not to, he couldn't steer his gaze away from her cleavage. Who can blame him, with how huge her breasts were in that low cut blouse that almost spilled her breasts out. It was borderline impossible to stare when they were right in front of him!
Aqua had tapped his leg with her foot under the table, catching his attention. She kept raising her eyebrows with a knowing look on her face.
Smiling while asking "So, you thinking of adding another person to our 'harem' mister?" She had said it half jokingly, half serious.
"The other waitresses have moved closer to their table, close enough where they were able to eavesdrop on what they were saying. And they had just heard what the blue haired Arch-Priest said.
'Harem?!' They all thought to themselves. If this wasn't confirmation that all the rumors about him were true, they didn't know what was. But this meant that they had a chance, right?
"I already have my hands full as is. On something more important though, how do I get new skills? I've leveled up from 10 to 17 just from yesterday and I don't even have any skills" Kazuma asked, when he woke up and checked his card. He saw that he leveled up 7 times.
A loud gasp can be heard from Darkness and Megumin, "How did you get 7 levels in one day!" They yelled out loud, since they didn't go on a quest yesterday. It made no sense how he even got any experience to level up, let alone seven times.
"Keep it down will you!" He said to them, 'What's with everyone yelling things I don't want others to know?'
In a low voice, "I guess you two should know, since we're a party now. I have this skill, or not a skill but more like a 'Blessing'. And with it I can gain experience by….. By having sex" He said, just now realizing how ridicoulous it sounds saying it out loud.
Both of them wanted to ask more questions regarding this blessing, however he stopped them.
"Listen, we'll talk about it more when we're in a more private setting. In any case, we need more money. Those potions weren't cheap" He left the table and went to the Quest board before they could ask anymore questions.
Looking at all the posted quests, he was looking for something they could do. His eyes landed on one of them. 'This could be perfect for Aqua' Taking the Quest form, he goes back to the table.
"Hey Aqua, you think you could do this?" He hands her the quest form. She took and read the description, apparently there was suspicious activity reported at a graveyard. A great amount of spirits were occupying the vicinity and people were too afraid to visit the graves of their loved ones because of it.
"Think? Kazuma, this quest was basically made for me! Let's do it, this is something more befitting for someone like me. Not dealing with giant frogs!" She said with a great amount of spite when she mentioned the frogs.
"Here's your orders" Luna came back with their food and drinks. After giving everyone their respective plates. Luna however didn't have the chance to stay any longer as there was someone having a question regarding a quest, so she had to go and help the adventurer.
The group finished their meal, and after paying they left the guild.
"So Kazuma, I think it's safe to say that Luna was giving you quite the 'show'. Don't you think you should maybe invite her tonight, and show your appreciation~" Aqua said to him as they were walking. He knew that Luna was giving him a nice view of her body, but this was when he was starting to worry. He hardly knew Luna and looked at what was happening. Starting to suspect that this 'Blessing' was much more effective than he was told.
Not to say he wasn't enjoying his time, but it was affecting girls too drastically for his liking. Right now he really wanted to just put the brakes on this. Move his focus away from getting more women to sleep with, not like that was even his focus in the first place. Right now he already has a high maintenance team he has to worry about, he didn't want to add more to his plate.
"Aren't we good with who we have right now? Darkness and Megumin just joined last night. Let's stop worrying about Luna" He brushed off her suggestion.
"But-"
"Aqua, we have other things to worry about. Actually before we even go to this quest. I want to go and buy some equipment. I want to gear up with the money we have left" Cutting Aqua off, he's not sure if she's so focused about having sex so he can level up and fight the Demon King. Or if she's just losing herself to the pleasures of sex.
Megumin and Darkness had no problem with that, so they all went to go buy some needed gear. All the while Aqua was trying to convince Kazuma to make a move on Luna.
After spending half the day looking through stores and comparing prices and the quality of items, they finally purchased everything they wanted. Megumin got herself a new staff, thanking Kazuma for buying it for her. Aqua and Darkness didn't need anything so nothing was bought for them. Kazuma put in an order for a short katana to be made for him, and he got himself some new clothes. Not wanting to keep using his tracksuit. Nothing too special, just a gold-trimmed green mantle. A white shirt, black pants and leather boots. He had a belt which had his short sword sheathed at.
He also got some miscellaneous things like flint and stone, rope, canteens, and just all sorts of things you can use while adventuring.
"All right, that's everything. Let's head to this graveyard" Kazuma told them, and they went to the destination of their quest.
At the Graveyard
The sky was dark by the time they got there, an unnatural fog in the graveyard as the group was exploring for spirits. They were counting on Aqua to be able to make quick work of these spirits, since this was a job that could only be done by priests. They continued to explore the graveyard for sometime.
After a while they found something, there was someone here. They couldn't see the person clearly because of the fog, however there were magic runes on the ground and spirits were surrounding said person.
Before Kazuma could make a plan on how to approach this, Aqua had rushed forward to the stranger. Grabbing onto them, pulling their hair.
"Ah! Stop it. Please, that hurts!" The person started to cry and plead.
Seeing this the group rushed over to them. Kazuma however couldn't help but feel as though the voice belonging to the stranger sounded oddly familiar.
He grabs and pulls Aqua away.
"Don't just go rushing in like that! And let go for a second!" Kazuma scolded but to avail.
"Don't hold me back Kazuma, she's a Lich and needs to be exterminated!" Aqua said as she was swinging her fist in the air.
He looked at the so-called Lich, and sure enough. The voice he thought he recognized was none other than Wiz.
"Wiz? What are you doing here? Don't you know there's reports of suspicious activity here with spirits" Kazuma asked the busty shopkeeper he met earlier.
"Kazuma, is that you? Please it's not what you think, I was just helping these wandering spirits to heaven! That's all I was doing, I promise!" Wiz explained to them, trying to convince them that she wasn't doing anything wrong.
"Ha! As if a Lich would be helping lost spirits. You're hiding something, and whatever you're planning. I'm not gonna let it happen, by sending you to the afterlife!" Aqua threatened as she was powering up a God Blow.
Kazama held her back again, "Will you just stop! We need to think about this for a second" Reluctantly Aqua did indeed stop, but will still gave Wiz the mean eye.
"Wiz, does anyone else know about you doing this?" Kazuma asked her, while the quest didn't report of someone messing with spirits. He didn't really have proof to confirm if what she was saying was the truth.
"No, I heard from clients that there was a sighting of spirits at this graveyard. So I came to see if there were any spirits that failed to move on to the afterlife. After confirming my suspicions, I decided to help get them to go to heaven. That's all, I swear!" Wiz pleaded, hoping that they believed her.
"Aqua, do spirits usually stay wandering at graveyards?" He turned to Aqua, since if anyone else here would know, it'd be her.
"Well, I guess there are times where spirits have lingering attachments and can't move on. Since spirits only fragments of the person that died, they don't have an actual consciousness. So they just felt like they needed to do something but didn't really know what and just wandered around" She mumbled, not liking that she was giving some credibility to Wiz.
"But Kazuma, a Lich of all things, wouldn't do something kind hearted like this! I'm telling you she's up to no good!" She said with certainty as she looked at Wiz with a death glare.
Sighing, Kazuma turned to Wiz. "Well there's no real way to prove your innocence, but there's also no real way to prove you weren't doing anything wrong"
"But Kazuma!" Aqua wined, him raising his hand to her, telling her to stop. He's not sure what being a Lich really means, Wiz looks pretty human to him. However with how Aqua was reacting he had to assume their reputation wasn't great.
Megumin was hiding behind Darkness, she doesn't seem like she fares well with ghosts it seems. And Darkness was looking around the Graveyard with an excited look on her face. How useful these two were.
"Do you mind coming with us to the Guild after you're finished with what you're doing? And we can see what we'll do from there" He asks.
"Y-Yes, of course!" Wiz agreed, however not until Aqua had something to say about it.
"Huh?! No way! Lich, you stay right there where you are. Even if you weren't scheming anything, you're just a Lich who probably doesn't know how to send spirits off properly. Just watch as I, a Goddess, show you how it's done!" Aqua boasted as she proceeded to send the spirits to heaven… exactly the same way as Wiz was doing.
"Goddess?" Wiz questionly asked.
"Just… Just ignore her please…" Kazuma said, "And sorry for how she was acting, you were just helping out these spirits. You didn't deserve this treatment" Kazuma knows that he doesn't really have proof to figure out if she was telling the truth or not. But he likes to think he has a good read on people. From what he could gather, Wiz seems like a good person. Earlier she could have not said anything about the other potions and made me pay for three instead, which would have given her a bigger profit. Granted her telling him about it made him buy 5 and in turn got her a much bigger profit. But she didn't know that.
Wiz had looked at him with a surprised look on his face, after Kazuma had left the shop. She felt like she was able to think clearly again. She didn't know how to view the young man, after all. Most adventures who had multiple partners were often arrogant or unpleasant to be around. However the way he conducted himself was not how she was expecting.
"See, that's how it's done!" Aqua placed her arms on her hips, proud of her work.
"Let's head back to the Guild, we'll figure out what to do once we get there" With that, they all headed to the Guild
At the Guild
After telling everything that happened to Luna, she turns to Aqua. "As an Arch-Priest, did you see her tampering or manipulating the spirits? Anything that she shouldn't have been doing?"
"No, aside from knowing her place. She wasn't doing anything wrong" Aqua said with venom in her voice. On their way here, Wiz had requested if they can keep her being a Lich a secret. After Kazuma telling Aqua over and over to not say anything about it, she reluctantly complied.
"Well, Wiz. I think that there's nothing else to be said. You're free to go" Wiz was glad that the misunderstanding was cleared.
"However, that does beg the question. Who gets the quest reward, technically Wiz was completing the quest before you guys intervened" Luna explained, since if they hadn't shown up. Wiz would have taken care of the spirits.
"No, let them have it. I never even knew it was a quest, so I don't really care about the reward in the first place" Wiz said with a kind smile, whether it was her being genuinely kind, or not wanting to risk angering Aqua. Who's to say.
"Would it be okay if I go there every other day to make sure there's no more lingering spirits that need help?" Wiz asked, knowing that there could be dormant spirits that are still there and need help.
"Nuh huh! You can't be doing that, just leave it to me. Who knows what might happen if we let someone like you take care of it" Aqua yelled, berating the Wiz. She didn't like the idea of a Lich doing something that a priest should be doing.
"Thank you Aqua, you truly are a kind person" Wiz said, ignoring what Aqua was saying about her.
And so, it was decided that Aqua would be responsible for going to the graveyard to help any spirits that were left wandering. Wiz left the guild, before doing that though she gave one look to Kazuma. Hoping to meet him again soon.
"All right, let's celebrate for me doing a good job!" Aqua yelled as she went to the tables to order something.
"Now wait just a minute!" Kazuma grabs onto arm, stopping her.
"We're trying to save money for a house, let's not get carried away" Sure he wasted eris on his equipment, but it was a long term investment. What they needed to do was complete a steady amount of Quests and get out of that inn!
"Why can't we just stay at the inn, it's not that expensive" Aqua wines, she just wanted to feast and drink!
"Because everyone in there can hear us fucking, that's why!" He said in a loud voice, only realizing too late what he just said out loud in the Guild filled with people. Everyone was staring at him on what he just said, well looks like he just admitted to those rumors himself. The ladies sent him a flirty look, the men raising their fist as if they were cheering him on. This wasn't some god damn show!
"Who cares if they can hear us, let them know who we all belong to~" Aqua came close to Kazuma, as she brought the palm of her hand to his crotch. Rubbing it up and down, feeling his cock harden under the fabric of his pants. Just what was she trying to do! When everyone had their eyes on the two of them.
"Now let's go eat" Aqua said as she walked away, having an obvious sway on hips. Knowing that Kazuma was watching.
"Next quest we should fight a huge monster, something that I can cast my Explosion on!"
"Or maybe a horde of goblins or something that can overwhelm us and take us as prisoners…"
Megumin and Darkness following Aqua to the table, wanting to eat something as well. Though they didn't even do anything.
Meanwhile Kazuma's face was a deep shade of red, it wasn't bad enough that he yelled out that they were fucking in the guild, but while everyone was had their eyes on him. Aqua just had to rub on his dick! Snapping out of his embarrassing state, he marched over to Aqua before she wasted all their money on booze. However he stopped as someone grabbed his hand.
"Kazuma, is it okay if I ask you something personal" Luna was the one to grab him.
Kazuma calms himself down before turning to Luna, "Oh, sure. I don't mind" Kazuma said.
"There's the rumors going around, and I know you just said that… you're intimate with Aqua. But are you perhaps also sleeping with your other two party members?" Luna asked with a red hue on her cheeks.
Kazuma sort of stood frozen when she asked that.
"I'm sorry, was that too personal?! Please forget what I asked" Luna said as she bowed to apologize and turned to walk away.
"Wait, sorry I just didn't think you would ask that" He was nervously rubbing his neck. Thinking on how to answer her. "Well I don't really exactly know what the rumors are saying about me. But I am sleeping with Aqua, along with the other two in my party. But it's all consensual! No one is being forced to do anything they don't want to" Trying to reassure her that there wasn't any funny business going on.
He quickly noticed a disappointing look on her face, it made sense. When a girl hears a guy sleeping with multiple women, it doesn't really give off the best impression. He was thinking if she should let her know about his 'Blessing' or not. Maybe it would be a good thing if someone in the Guild knew about it, so they wouldn't think too much of why he's going to be leveling up so fast. And just maybe so he could save some face with Luna, showing her that he was actually doing this to defeat the Demon King, as silly as that sounded.
He gets closer to Luna, bringing his hand to the side of his mouth to whisper to her.
"I know this sounds stupid, but I actually have something the 'Blessing of Lust'. And every time I have sex, I gain experience. Like for leveling up" He says to her, leaving out the detail that some women may fancy him more.
"You get experience… by having sex?" She said in disbelief, she's never heard of something like that before so she was skeptical to say the least. He brings out his adventure card and hands it to her. She takes it, looking at him hesitantly before taking a look at his card.
'Level 17?!' She couldn't believe her eyes, she was there when he first became an adventurer just a couple days ago. And she knows he hasn't even done more than 5 quests! She couldn't help but think that maybe he was telling the truth. Was she looking at the man who would actually defeat the Demon King… by having sex?!
"I might cause some trouble in the future because of this, so sorry in advance" He said, giving her an awkward smile. "I should probably go now, I don't want Aqua wasting all our money" He gave a small chuckle. He was going to turn and walk away, since she was just there being silent. He didn't know if she was mad or not.
But before he could turn, she brought her arms up and rested them on his shoulders. Getting closer so their lips were only inches apart, her enormous breast pressing into his chest. He could feel her nipples poking him through her blouse. Her face was flushed as her golden eyes stared into his emerald ones.
"If you're okay with doing that with them to level up… can you do it with me too?" She said in a low whisper, feeling her breath on his face.
'Is this actually happening?!' Kazuma knew Luna was being friendly with him, but he wasn't expecting her to be… well this forward.
"Luna, are you sure this is what you want?" His dick was still hard because of Aqua, and now thanks to Luna it didn't seem like it would be going down.
Luna answers by erasing the distance between their lips, Kazuma moving his hands to her rear. Grabbing a handful of her soft flesh and giving it a tight squeeze. Pushing her hips into him, so that she could feel his raging boner in his pants against her. Moaning into the kiss as he did that.
However the two stopped as someone cleared their throat, getting their attention.
"May I ask you two do this in a more private setting?" It was one of the waitresses, he would later find out her name was Hana. She had an angry look on her face and her eye was twitching as she told the two to stop with an irritating tone in her voice.
He noticed that most of the people in the Guild were watching them.
Aqua had booze in one hand as she raised it in the air. "Go Kazuma!"
Luna grabbed Kazuma's hand, "Come here" as she dragged him towards the reception area. Opening a door in the back which led to a hallway. After passing a couple doors she opened one and pushed him inside. There was a bed in the room along with a lot of cabinets and drawers. Luna would often have to pull all nighters dealing with paperwork, and sleeping on a chair wasn't the greatest. So she bought a bed to be placed here for when it was too late to go home.
Luna dragged Kazuma onto the bed, and sat on his lap.
"Now there's no one to interrupt us" Luna said as she captured her lips.
Kazuma was trying to put the brakes on sleeping with more women, but who in their right mind would reject Luna?
Author's Notes
T-B-R- Sorry to say but I'm having these potions be functioning properly, I don't want them to be pregnant lol
lastapril123- I didn't skip it per say, but I did have to cut it shorter than I intended to. I hope this chapter made up for it. And the foursome was a bit difficult for me to write, let me know what you thought of it!
Touhoufanatic- Who was outside the door? Only time will tell
That dude- Unfortunately I didn't read your recommendations as I am reading your review after I finished writing this chapter. But I'll definitely give those 2 a read!
Fellbane- I knew there would be someone upset, reasonably so. So I should first say this, I did have them have sex, so it wasn't only foreplay. He fucked every single one of them. As for the 'interrupting' trope you were referring to, while I can't speak for other author's of why they do it. Personally, I had no time left to write the rest of the smut if I wanted to get the chapter out the night it was published. If I didn't post it then I wouldn't have had another chance to write for a couple of weeks. So that's why I ended the way it did. I'm sorry that you were disappointed, I did state that this fic would be a fic with little to no plot. But I found that I kind of want my fic and who's he sleeping with and why it's happening to kind of make sense. You can tell in this chapter that I had focused on some plot as well. I'm sorry that I've had to interrupt the lemon scenes twice, but I only do this as a hobby when I have some spare time. Unfortunately I don't have a lot of it. Cutting things short so I can get a chapter out may happen again in the future, so I apologize in advance when that inevitably occurs. I once again apologize for making a chapter that has left you extremely unsatisfied and disappointed. I'm sorry.
PhoenixDragon90- CopyPasteThankYou!
PhantomDark- I'm glad you liked the chapter! Wiz and Chris will get their due time, however you asked for Luna and she's getting her time in the beginning of the next chapter!
Matias- Asumo que quisiste decir continuar con la fic. Si lo hiciste aquí está el siguiente capítulo! (Google Translated)
Xerzo LotCN- Ummmm, so this is kinda awkward… yeah. Anal, that will be done later down the line. They're all new to sex and I just personally didn't think it would make sense if they went straight to it. But there will be anal in the future. Tit fucks are a must, double tit fucks are an extra must! I do need to do a scene of dry humping, I'll think of a scenario for that. You're right on the money regarding Luna and the waitresses. Wiz and Yunyun unfortunately didn't get their scenes at the shop. But definitely he'll sleep together with both Megumin and Yunyun! Chris and Aqua without a doubt, banging both the Goddesses at the same time baby. Nah, no wet dreams here. He gonna fuck them Succubus. Megumin's sister will be left alone, the milfs and classmates in the Crimson Mage Village however…. Hehehe. Iris the princess will be aged up! I want Kazuma to bang a princess but I'll be damned if I write smut of a loli. I'm not sure what I'm doing with Sylvia yet, to be determined. Wolbach is a big maybe, idk who Arnes is. Chomosuke is staying as a cat. I actually don't mind Mitsurugi, that being said I'm gonna let him keep those 2 party members. Mainly because I don't care for them… That kinda sounds harsh huh. Alright, I think that's everything I needed to respond to.
Allright! So I haven't uploaded in a while, how have you guys been? Hopefully good. So the reason I haven't uploaded wasn't because something urgent or depressing thankfully. But it was just because my classes had started, that with working (Got a new job and had to get used to my new hours) just kept me suuuper busy. When I did finally get free time, I just didn't feel like writing. I just wanted to relax. So I took a bit of a break, caught up on some anime and fics I've been missing out on. I even picked up drawing, maybe I'll make some lewd pics for my fic if I get good enough lol. And it's been really fun. But I think I had enough of a break so here I am again! However I'm still busy with School and Work so I don't think I'll be able to maintain the chapter per month quota I had before.
Foursome, yeah that was a struggle. I think I might be steering clear from foursomes for a while. Hope it was still enjoyable for you guys.
Wiz and Yunyun were introduced! I feel like I did okay with Yunyun but wasn't really feeling it for Wiz. I'll need to work on that… Yunyun is so precious.
Potions bought and dranked, no teen pregnancy in this fic. I was going to write the mansion part in this chapter, but I realized that it wouldn't make sense because that graveyard scene needed to be added first! In order for Aqua to put down the barrier and the spirits to haunt the mansion. So that'll happen in the future.
Luna gets it at the beginning of the next chapter! I'm so excited to write smut for her. She needs more shine in the smut spotlight.
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See you guys next time!