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This story is inspired by others who have done similar ideas (Like Fangren's shuffled series). The cast was randomly rolled so any character from the first 5 seasons of the show can be in this first season (Excluding Blaineley). Any pairings will be done off of my best judgement while keeping canon pairings in mind.
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Well, there's no point in waiting any longer, on to the story.
The scene opened up to a dock sitting in a lake. Beyond that was a few hills and trees jutting out of the island. Suddenly a man who looked to be in his late twenties or early thirties appeared in the middle of the screen. "Yo." he began, "Were coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa located somewhere in Muskoka Ontario! I'm your host, Chris Mclean dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now!"
On closer examination, Chris was shown to be wearing a blue collared shirt with a white shirt shown underneath, some greenish grey pants, a small strange pendant around his neck, and simple black and white shoes. He had a chiseled jaw which contained a good amount of stubble and a gleaming smile. His hair was black with a windblown look to it and his eyes shared the colour.
The scene changed as he began walking across the dock while he continued his introduction. Some music began playing as he talked. "Here's the deal. twenty-two campers have signed up to stay 8 weeks here at a crummy old summer camp. They will face off in challenges against one another then be forced to face the judgement of their fellow teammates." He stops next to a sign branding the camps name. "Every 3 days one team will either win a reward or watch as one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat," Chris chuckles to himself as a sign with a picture of the boat dropped down from a rope. "And leave 'Total Drama Island' for good!" The sign was raised as he mimicked swinging a golf club as the scene changed to show him standing in front of a campfire.
The campfire itself wasn't all that impressive; there were 11 stumps placed beside a small fire pit with an oil drum nearby and the whole area was surrounded by rocks sans near the oil drum where a wooden entrance stood. "Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." as he says this he picks up a stick with a marshmallow on it and eats said marshmallow. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune and let's face it, that they'll probably blow in a week!"
The music picked up as he continued "To survive they will have to battle black flies," The shot switched to a swarm of black flies being swatted at by an angry brown bear. "grizzly bears," The same bear as before began roaring at the camera. "disgusting camp food" the scene switched to show some sort of larvae sitting on a bunch of smaller larvae in a bowl. "and each other." the scene switched back to Chris smiling on the dock.
The camera began to show shots around the camp starting with a mother bird feeding her young as a camera sat in the nest pointed to her. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp." A totem pole was shown next with a camera very poorly tapped to the side of it. The scene that changed back to Chris standing on the dock. "Who will crumble on the pressure? Find out here," He pointed both index fingers at the camera. "Right now, on," the shot zoomed out "Total! Drama! Island!" With every word, the camera zoomed out more and with the last zoom, the camera faded to black.
(Theme song)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island!" Chris exclaimed while standing next to the sign on the dock. "It's time to meet our campers!" the camera zoomed in on his face as he continued. "We told them that they would be staying at a five-star resort, so if any seemed a little peeved off, that's probably why."
As Chris finished his sentence a boat pulled up and a pudgy black man with a short beard and a messy afro stepped off. His grey shirt had a few stains on the front but his dark blue pants and black sneakers were cleaner. As the boat pulled away he perfectly mimicked the sound the horn of the boat.
The man walked over to Chris and at first, the man stood there awkwardly glancing at Chris until the host spoke up.
"You must be Beardo!" the host happily greeted "Welcome to Total Drama! Just wait on the end of the dock as we wait for the other contestants to arrive."
Beardo just smiled and made the sound of a bell with a thumbs up as he walked over to the designated location.
As soon as he walked away from Chris another boat pulled up and dropped off another contestant. Like Beardo he was quite pudgy however he had a significant slouch. His hair was short and curly reddish brown, as well as a small amount of hair on his chin. He had a tannish sweater with a few orange stripes with a single yellow stripe in the middle. He wore orange shoes and dark blue shorts. On his face he wore glasses and in his hands, he held a gaming device.
"Sam." the host greeted
"Oh, hey just give me a minute I'm about to beat this level." Sam replied, mashing away at the buttons on his gaming device.
Chris just reached over and grabbed the device from Sam's hands.
"Hey what was that for?" the gamer angrily exclaimed.
"No electronic devices during your stay here." Chris scolded.
"Geez Fine." Sam, now visibly upset, went to stand over near Beardo when another boat came up.
Off of that boat came a bronze-skinned girl with tall poofy dark brown hair which she was currently spraying with a can of hairspray. She wore a small magenta top with matching shoes and light blue jeans. She also wore a pair of white hoop earrings.
"So this is Total Drama?" the girl asked in a thick Jersey accent. "I thought there would be ah resort or something."
"Hello to you too Anne Maria." Chris replied. "And yes, this is it."
The Jersey girl took one last look around before shrugging and walking over to the others. When she stopped she began to spray more hairspray into her hair causing both Beardo and Sam to gag.
"You mind doing that somewhere else?" asked Sam still coughing from the spray.
"Huh, oh whatever." the jersey girl replied as she set aside the can.
When the camera panned back to Chris another contestant was already waiting to be greeted on the dock. This one was a short pale boy with purple hair atop his head. He seemed to be wearing a grey suit of some sort and had a vicious smile.
"Greetings pathetic minions. I, your new master, Max has arrived." He proclaimed as he walked right past Chris towards the other contestants. "Do not think I will go easy on you." he continued "As all who get in my way of world domination will FALL!. HAHAHA!" as he laughed maniacally thunder sounded in the background but this was revealed to be just Beardo.
Chris just ignored him as another boat pulled up. Off stepped a tall black woman who easily dwarfed everyone else. Her black hair was done up in a small ponytail. She wore a white shirt with a tan vest on top. Her shorts and hat matched the tan vest and she wore white socks with a pair of black boots.
"Hello, Jasmine. How's life down under?" the host asked.
"It's alright I guess. However, I did think this place would be a bit nicer." the giant replied with an Australian accent.
"The brochure might have embellished the camp a bit." Chris jokingly added.
"Yeah, I can see that." The intimidating girl said as she moved over.
"Next we have twins Amy, and Samey!" the host announced as two identical looking girls got off the next boat.
Both girls had medium length blond hair, teal eyes, matching red cheerleader outfits with white highlights, As well as white heels and thigh-high socks. The only way to tell them apart is one had a mole on her cheek.
"Um, Chris? this looks NOTHING like the brochure." The girl with the mole angrily said
"Well Amy I seem to be getting that complaint quite a bit." the host smiled
" I was promised a 5-star resort and I will get a 5-star resort." Amy shouted.
"No can do." Chris stated, "But you are happy to stay in one of our lovely run-down cabins."
"You can't make me sleep in one of those crappy cabins" she yelled back
"Actually I can." Chris taunted, holding up a stack of papers. "It was in the contract you signed."
"UGHH. Fine" Amy conceded "Come on Samey"
She began to move over to the other contestants while her sister begrudgingly followed. As Chris stood there looking content with the ordeal another contestant was dropped off.
He was a fairly large black man with a small amount of hair on his chin. His dark brown hair was cut neatly short and hidden behind an orange ball cap he wore backwards. He also had small golden earrings on each ear. He wore a black jacket over an orange sweater and a white shirt underneath. He had blue shorts and greyish shoes with white socks.
"Hey B, What's up?" Chris greeted the new contestant
B just smiled and went for a fist bump which Chris gladly accepted.
"Don't talk much, huh?" Chris asked.
He just shrugged and smiled as he walked off to join the others.
Chris just let it go as yet another contestant boarded the dock. She was a fairly chubby white girl who had curly blonde hair. She wore a pink top which covered only her chest and dark black jeans with pink shoes to match her top.
"Howdy ya'll!" she greeted in a southern accent.
"Sugar. Glad you could make it." The host grinned.
"I'm just gonna let ya'll know now that I'm winning this here beauty pageant." she announced to the other contestants
Most just gave her confused looks but no one decided to speak up.
As she made her way to the end of the dock loud cheering could be heard. Everyone looked over to see the next contestant, a white athletic man who wore a red tracksuit. His short brown hair trapped underneath a red sweatband. He was cheering loudly as he rode on a pair of skis behind the boat that was bringing him to the island. However, when the boat went past he hit the dock and went flying into the group of contestants. Luckily for everyone else, he didn't hit anyone unluckily for him, he went face first into a pile of luggage.
A couple of the contestants cringed at his landing while others, like Max and Sugar, didn't seem to really care at all.
"Ouch, Nice entrance Tyler, that was brutal." the host laughed out.
The camera panned to Tyler who was still stuck in a pile of bags but he managed to give a weak thumbs up to the host.
"Brutal indeed Chris." a new arrival agreed.
"You must be Topher." Chris responded
Topher had his short brown hair perfectly styled and wore an outfit eerily similar to Chris's. The colours and styles matched and he even wore the same type of shoes. One might even assume he was just a caricature of the host.
"Chris it is so great to be here!" Topher cheered "And might I add that you are looking fantastic."
"Why Thank you Topher." Chris thanked
Topher walked over to the others where Tyler was being helped up by Jasmine while a few others were picking up the scattered luggage.
"Are you alright?" asked the giant girl. "You took quite a tumble."
"Nah it's all good. I've had worse accidents." Tyler answered rubbing his head.
The camera went back to Chris as he introduced yet another camper.
"Eva. How's it going?." the host greeted
Eva was a strong burly woman with olive skin. She wore a full blue workout outfit with white socks and black shoes. Her black hair was done up in a ponytail and she had a unibrow permanently frowned on her face. She seemed to constantly glare giving off an aura of hatred.
She walked passed Chris without a word and went to stand next to Max where she dropped a duffel bag on Max's foot.
"Ouch!" Max cried "What is in that confounded thing? Dumbbells?"
"Yes." Eva simply answered.
Chris had a small frown on after being ignored but it quickly changed into his trademark smile as the next contestant arrived.
A blonde girl with tan skin got off the next boat. She wore a pink top and magenta jeans as well as pink shoes.
"Hiya, Chris." she chirped.
"Hello, Dakota. Great to have you here." Chris said
"And hello to all of you!." Dakota grinned at the camera. She stood there doing a few poses for the camera before Chris spoke up.
"Alright that's enough camera time, for now, we need to finish the introductions and we don't have all day." Chris explained.
With that, she walked to join the others while another person stepped onto the dock. He was a short Indian - Canadian with short dark brown hair. He wore a burgundy sweater vest over a collared blue shirt and a white tee. He also had greenish grey shorts with matching shoes.
"Did you get my memo of my life-threatening allergies?" The newcomer asked.
"I'm sure somebody did." Chris jokingly replied.
"Good, Is this where we will be staying?" he questioned.
"Sure is Noah." the host informed."
He walked over and stood next to Sam who was looking quite down after losing his gaming device.
"What's your problem?" Noah inquired.
"Chris took away my Gamekid. I'm nothing without my games." sighed Sam.
"I'm sorry I asked. Noah deadpanned.
After that quick exchange between the two nerds, another boat had arrived. Off walked a pale man with short carrot hair. He wore a dirty white tank top and dark blue jeans with black shoes.
"Hello, Scott." Chris said
The boy looked around at the camp sitting behind them and smiled.
"Nice, a run-down camp. Reminds me of home." Scott remarked.
"Finally someone who gets it." Chris smiled.
"I like the camp Chris." Topher spoke up. "Well, I more so like the trick you played on us to get us here. It was hilarious."
Some of the other contestants who voiced their complaints earlier glared at Topher.
"How's it funny?" snapped Amy. "I would have never shown up if I knew about this crap."
"That's the point!." Toper insisted. "It makes great T.V to see the reactions and disappointment."
"I hope I'm not interrupting anything." a new camper said. She had medium length ginger hair done up in a bun. She wore a light yellow sweater with a white shirt underneath, a greenish blue skirt, white knee-high socks which ended at some black shoes, and also had glasses.
"Ah, it's our resident genius, Scarlett!." Chris announced.
"Indeed." She responded. "However I would like to comment on the run down appearance of the campgrounds. Due to the lack of relation to the advertisements about this place and the actual quality of the camp, I can only assume you pulled a trick on everyone as you knew no one would have signed up otherwise. Clever.
"That's what I'm saying." Topher replied.
"Okay everyone calm down, wait to fight after we are done introductions." Chris informed them.
After Scarlett joined the group another person showed up. He was a short white man with short brown hair. He wore a tan shirt with a single green and burgundy stripe, blue jeans, and tannish sneakers. He also had a large smile on his face revealing a gap between his two front teeth.
"Cody. The Codster. The Codemeister!" Chris announced.
"Dude, I'm psyched to be here man. It looks like the ladies already arrived alright." Cody grinned.
He walked over to the group and smiled at some of the girls who mostly ignored him.
"Next up we have Sierra." the host declared as another contestant got off the boat
She was a tall bronze skinned woman who had long purple hair done up in a braid. She wore a small lime green top, cyan jeans, green shoes, and wore a small necklace.
"Hi Chris" she gushed. "I'm such a huge fan." She reached out and began shaking the host's hand enthusiastically.
"I'm flattered." the host beamed.
"Hey, a fellow Chris fanatic!." Topher smiled. "I think we will get along great."
"You like Chris too?" Sierra gasped. "And not in the kind of like a show he was on but actually like him?"
"Sure do." Topher confirmed.
"We have so much to talk about, like what was your favorite Chris movie.?" Sierra giddily asked.
"Okay, you two we are almost done here save it for later." The host instructed.
Just then another contestant got off the boat. She was a stunning beauty, with long blonde hair. She wore a brown top over a revealing red shirt, an orange shirt and brown cowboy like boats. She also adorned a blue bandana around the top of her head.
Beardo let out the sound of a whistle as she approached Chris.
"Not too shabby." Chris remarked.
"Hey, you look really familiar." She said
"I'm Chris, the host of the show." He responded.
"Oh, that's where I know you from." She grinned.
While she talked to Chris some of the boys found themselves staring at her beauty. But they quickly tried to hide it, except Cody who looked dumbstruck.
Chris looked over as yet another contestant arrived. This one was a black male who wore a full green robe, a green hat, and a fake grey beard.
"Greetings fellow contestants I am Leonard, a powerful wizard." he declared with a lisp.
"Ah yes. Leonard, our wizard." Chris said flatly.
"A real wizard?" Sugar exclaimed. "Can you show me some of your magic stuff?"
"Okay but stand back. This could get messy." Leonard responded as he got ready to cast one of his spells. He pointed at the water and exclaimed "Hocus waterus explodus!" everyone looked at where he pointed, only Sugar seemed to be interested, but nothing happened.
Leonard gave a quizzical look at the water. "Huh guess my power is drained after that trip." he hypothesized.
As he moved over to stand next to Sugar another boat pulled up with a man standing in full view of everyone. He was a tall, tan, beautiful man who had short black hair. He wore a green shirt, blue pants, and a pair of brown sandals. As he got off the boat and approached Chris many of the contestants, including some boys, were looking at him like he was a god.
"This is Justin." Chris grinned. "Welcome to Total Drama Island.
"Thanks, Chris. This is great." Justin responded as he went for a fist bump with Chris.
"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks. Chris explained.
"I can live with that." Justin shrugged.
He made his way over to the others where some of the girls were still swooning over him. He stopped next to Anne Maria and winked at her, causing her to almost faint.
The next boat was still pulling up when the next contestant began running on it towards the railing. She was a ginger with medium curly hair. She wore a green top, green shoes and a lighter green skirt.
"Hey everyone, Izzy." the host greeted
"Hi, Chris!" She began. "Hi hi whoa!" as she said this she tripped over the boat's railing and slammed her jaw into the dock where everyone cringed again.
"Oh, that was bad." Tyler laughed.
Jasmine stepped forward to help her. "Come on guys she could be hurt."
She helped the girl onto the dock where she landed on all fours and began shaking the water off of her like a dog.
"That felt so good!" she blurted out. "Except for hitting my chin, is this summer camp? That is so cool! Do you have paper mache here? Are we having lunch soon? she ranted.
"Good questions Izzy." Chris responded. ''But first, we need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock."
Chris then jumped over to the final boat as he got his camera out. The campers made their way to the end of the dock as Chris instructed. They all posed for the camera as Chris got the camera ready. In the front of the group was Amy, Sammy, Noah, Max, Scarlett, and Cody. Behind them was Tyler, Eva, Justin, Topher, Sugar, Anne Maria, Lindsay, Sam and Leonard with B, Beardo, Scott, Sierra, Dakota, Izzy, and Jasmine in the back.
"Okay, are you all ready?" Chris asked. "1,2,3," he snapped a picture with the camera. "oh hold on forgot the lens cap." Chris preceded to take off the lens cap and prepare another photo. "Okay, let's try again. 1,2 oh wait, cards full. Hang on."
"Hurry up already, I don't have all day." Amy yelled, still posed with the others.
"Got it." Chris announced. "Everyone say, Wawanakwa!"
"Wawanakwa." all the campers repeated just before the dock broke sending them all into the lake.
A pile of pictures were shown of the campers in distress in the water. The only visible one had B, Topher, Sierra, Tyler, and Sugar all in different states of distress in the water.
"Okay guys dry off and meet me at the campfire pit in 10." Chris told the now soaked and angry campers.
The scene flashed over to the campfire pit where Chris was standing to the side while the contestants all gathered around the stumps.
"This is Camp Wawanakra, your home for the next 8 weeks." The host began to explain. "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" as he continued shots of the contestants looking at their neighbors were shown. "The camper who manages to last on Total Drama Island the longest, without being voted off, will win 100,000 dollars!.
"Hey excuse me." Anne Maria said. "What are the sleeping arrangements because I want to be next to hot stuff over there." she explained while pointing at Justin.
"The cabins are separated by gender." Chris informed them. "Girls get one side and dudes get the other.
"Um excuse me, Kyle, can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest? Lindsay asked.
"Well, you are." Chris agreed. "But that's not how it works here, and its Chris."
"Will I be able to get my Gamekid back?" asked Sam.
"I already told you, no electronics." Chris replied.
Sam just looked sad again and sighed.
"So, here's the deal. Chris began. "We're gonna split you into two teams, if I call out your name, go stand to the left." Chris took out a piece of paper and began reading off names. "Tyler, Jasmine, Topher, B, Amy, Lindsay, Scarlett, Max, Leonard, Justin, and Sierra. From this moment on you are officially known as the Screaming Gophers!"
Chris threw a green banner at B who unrolled it to reveal the team's namesake.
"Whoa alright!." Tyler cheered. "We're gophers!"
The other team members looked at him, confused over his enthusiasm.
"What? I'm excited." Tyler explained.
Chris turned to the remaining contestants. "And for the rest of you." he continued. "Eva, Beardo, Cody, Sugar, Dakota, Izzy, Noah, Anne Maria, Sammy, Scott, and Sam you are the Killer Bass!"
Again Chris threw a red banner, this time at Sugar, who unrolled it revealing the team mascot.
"Man all these animals are making me hungry. Sugar whined.
"Okay campers." Chris started once more. "You are your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
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Confessional
Chris - "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want." Chris spoke from inside a dirty outhouse. "Let the audience at home know what your thinking, or just get something off your chest."
Sugar - "They got a camera on the toilet? This place has everything!"
Sammy -"I'm kind of glad I'm not on a team with my sister. She can be so mean."
Tyler - "This is so awesome man! I'm going to lead my team to victory woohoo!" as he said this he threw his arm in the air as a fist pump but ended up hitting the ceiling of the outhouse. "Ow."
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"So, any questions?" Chris asked the campers. After nobody spoke up Chris continued. "Alright, then let's find your cabins."
The scene switched over to two identical cabins and Chris walking up to them. "Gophers you're in the east cabin, bass in the west." he explained to the campers.
The shot switched once more to show the inside of the cabin as someone opened the door. The cabin itself was pretty small with 3 bunk beds lining the walls, a window on the back wall, and a small furnace.
The camera then moved to show the person who opened the door, who was revealed to be Amy. She took one look around and scoffed. "Oh my gag, this place is disgusting. Samey you're bunking with me."
As she said this Scarlett walked past her. "You are aware your sister is on the other team, therefore in a different cabin." she said matter of factly.
"Tch, yeah I knew that, whatever." Amy responded as she continued into the cabin to claim a bed.
The campers began to file into their respective cabins when Lindsay came out to look for Chris. "Hey Crisp." she asked him. "Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straining iron."
"There are some in the communal washrooms." He told her.
"Communal?" Lindsay repeated. "But I'm not Catholic." she said looking genuinely confused.
"No not communion, communal." Chris informed her.
Scarlett walked over with her arms behind her back. "It means we all share the bathroom." she told her.
Lindsay started to get very upset and looked she was about to cry. "Oh no come on!" she cried.
The camera panned over to the guy's side of the Gopher's cabin where Leonard, Tyler, and B walked outside to see what the commotion was about. Tyler just chuckled "Man I'm so glad we don't have to worry about sharing the washrooms." I mean who really cares?" B just shrugged and went back into the cabin while Leonard went off to go practice magic.
"Hey, Chris." Scott spoke up. "Are there chaperones or what?"
"You're all 16." Chris responded. "As old as a counsellor in training at a summer camp. So other than myself, you'll be unsupervised."
"Nice" Scott devilishly grinned.
"You've got a half hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge." Chris told the campers. He looked at his watch "Starting now!" after he said this Chris walked away leaving the campers to themselves.
The scene changed to Sierra and Topher talking outside the Gopher cabin when a loud scream was heard from inside. Topher and Sierra as well as Beardo, Cody, Scarlett, Anne Maria, and Tyler went to explore the cause of the scream to find Lindsay standing on a stool above a cockroach. "What is that?" she screamed. "Somebody kill it!"
The campers there began to try to stomp on the cockroach, however, they couldn't seem to hit it. It didn't help that several campers had joined in on screaming with Lindsay. before the cockroach could escape, Scott walked in with an axe and cut it clean in half.
"Well, I guess that's one way to kill a cockroach. " Anne Maria joked. "Hey wait a minute where'd you get an axe?" she questioned Scott as he began backing away.
"I just found it near a pile of wood." Scott answered. "Best guess it was used to chop firewood." With that, he left the cabin with the axe still in hand.
As the others left the cabin Tyler took the opportunity to make himself look better in front of the remaining girls.
"If you ever see one of those again just let me know. Because, you know, I could do that too. He bragged as he walked over to Lindsay. She gave a smile before Tyler was kicked out by the other girls.
The next scene opened at the main lodge. The campers were lined up waiting to be served by the chef. He was a large black man wearing an apron and chefs hat. "Listen up. I serve it 3 times a day, and you'll eat it 3 times a day. Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down. NOW"
"So this doesn't have any extra sugar or anything does it?" asked Topher picking up a tray. The food itself didn't look like much, just burger bun with red mush and a bowl of white mush. "I'm kind of on a low carb diet right now and I don't want to ruin it." The large man just stared at him as he unceremoniously dumped a large wad of red mush on top of a bun.
"You will eat what I serve you, do you understand?" The large man yelled back.
"Alright, alright. Sheesh." Topher conceded as he walked over to the gopher table.
Next in line was Beardo and Noah and Beardo took the opportunity to make a mooing sound after the man snapped at Topher.
"What was that?" the man shouted at Beardo. "Come closer fat boy, I didn't hear you."
"Uh, it was nothing." Beardo quickly said as he grabbed his tray and turned around.
"I'm sure it was." he said as Beardo cowered away. He then turned to Noah. "You scrawny kid, give me your plate."
Noah did as instructed and the large man dumbed an extra portion of red mush on his burger. Before Noah could leave the blob of red goo reattached itself to the spoon the chef was using. However, he was able to knock it off once again. As Noah walked to the table he looked concerned about his food.
Next up was Eva and beside her was Max. "That bag you dropped on my foot earlier was quite heavy." the evil genius began. "I was thinking, my brains and your strength can make a superb alliance. The only downside is we are not on the same team." as he continued talking Eva got her food and completely ignored him as she walked past. "So is that a maybe then?" Max asked.
He then turned to the chef where he noticed his food was moving. "It seems my food is still moving, fix this now you large oath." Max demanded. The chef took an ice mallet and smashed Max's burger into paste causing the red mush to go everywhere and all over Max who looked afraid. "That is acceptable thank you." He quickly said as he took his leave.
A shot of the two teams eating was shown. The team on the right were the Bass, who sat closer to the chef's window than the Gophers who were closer to the door. Neither team looked pleased about the food and the only person to be seen enjoying themselves was Sugar. A burger crawled across the floor from the Bass table to the Gopher table as the camera panned to follow it. The camera ended up on the doorway where Chris stepped in.
"Welcome to the main lodge." The host announced.
"Hey Chris, Can we, like, get anything else to eat?" asked Dakota. This question was met by a cleaver flying by her head thrown by the angry chef. "Never mind it's good. Right guys?" she nervelessly asked everyone as they joined in on the nervous agreement.
Chris just stood there smiling from the whole ordeal. "Your first challenge begins in one hour." He informed the campers before leaving the lodge.
"What do you think he'll make us do?" Sam asked worriedly.
"It's the first challenge, it will be as easy as hunting rats." Scott replied.
The scene suddenly switched to an hour later, where the entire cast was shown standing in their swimsuits on top a cliff. The camera dramatically zoomed out to show that the cliff they were on was massive, being the largest cliff on the island. With the entire cliff shown, the contestants looked like mere ants atop of it.
"Oh, Shit." Scott gulped as the episode faded to black.
That's all I got for now, I hope you enjoyed this tidbit of what's to come.
How do you like the cast? I'm kind of iffy on it myself as there seems to be very few all-star type characters but I'll work with what I got.
I'll try to rush the second part of episode 1 out so there is at least one elimination completed.
Until next time.
-Jawa