SONIC UNIVERSITY

by joshy suigtin

SONIC UNIVERSITY Contains many favorite characters like our buddies, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and a few other weird Sonic characters nobody else knows. They are all off to college, Sonic University, which is much more stressful, suspenseful, cashless, and love-packed challenge than their previous schools ever were! Will Sonic and friends make it through college, or will they die? :(

1. Sonic's Bus Ride

Sonic University

Chapter 1

Sonic's Bus Ride

"whoOOOOOOAAAAAAA!" Sonic said as he slipped on a patch of black ice. He was walking to the bus stop because today was his first day back to Sonic University after his winter break.

"CRACK! GOHUIOUSIHG!" Said Sonic's skull. Sonic had just slipped on black ice when he was walking to the bus stop because today was his first day back to school. His slip caused him to land on his noggin, now it is split open and making all the snow red, which was not good.

"OW! FUCKNUGGETS!" Said Sonic. He touched the top of his head and his fingers felt something wet. He lowered his hand to find that his white glove was now covered in red blood, from Sonic's head, because he slipped on black ice, when walking to the bus stop. "Shit! Shit!" Said Sonic, but he tried to forget about it. He put on his white beanie to cover it up. "Hey look! It's Knuckles and Tails." Said Sonic, he ran to catch up with them at the bus stop. Sonic beat his friends there because Sonic is the fastest. "Hey guys! What's happening?" Sonic said to his friends, who were at the bus stop to go to Sonic University, because it was their first day back to school after winter break too.

"It is cold!" Said Tails. "The National Weather Service said today would be the coldest day of the year!" Tails stated while twirling his tails with excitement like a fat orange cat looking at all the leftover lasagna it can eat.

"Um, cool?" Said Knuckles. The weather was cold, but the new year has only been going on for a few days now, so the coldest day of the year didn't seem that significant to him. "Hey Sonic! For Christmas I got a new red razor ripstik!" Knuckles said excitedly like a 12 year old who got an xbox 360 for his bat mitzvah with the only game that came with it being kinect adventures.

"That's pretty cool, Knuckles!" Sonic said. "I got a pack of Sonic Berry Flavored Capri Suns™!"

"Holy shit! No way dude!" Shouted Kunckles. Knuckles then picked up a pile of salt that melts ice off the sidewalk. "I'm gonna burn myself to make my hands stronger!" Knuckles said. Tails opened his mouth and almost started to vibrate his vocal chords to protest, but the ground beneath them began to tremble. No, it was not EggMan, but it was the magic school bus, which took everyone who couldn't afford a $500.00 parking pass to Sonic University every day to school. The magical yellow transport vehicle tried to stop, but the black ice Sonic slipped on when he was going to the bus stop to go to Sonic University on his first day back from winter break made the bus do a full 180 degree turn around. The doors opened with hot steam pouring out because the heater was on inside.

"SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!" The bus driver shouted. Ms. Frizzle was everyone's favorite Sonic University bus driver. Normal buses didn't have seatbelts because they don't care that much, but this is the fucking magic schoolbus, so it did have seabelts.

"Yayayayayayayayayayayayyaayyaayyaay!" Everyone said at the same time because Ms. Frizzle was so rad. Everyone stumbled onto the magic school bus and sat down. Sonic and Tails sat together. The magic school bus was shorter than a normal school bus, leading to Knuckles not finding a seat, so he sat on top of Sonic's lap. Ms. Frizzle closed the doors and began to drive similarly to how Sonic runs, but not as fast as Sonic, because he is the fastest. She turned on the radio which played a song that sounded like this.

Cruisin' on down Main Street,

You're relaxin', feeling good,

Next thing that you know you're seeing

(Whah-hooo!)

An octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfing on a sound wave,

Swinging through the stars,

Take a left at your intestine,

Take your second right past Mars!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Navigate a nostril!)

(Ah-choo!)

Climb on the Magic School Bus!

(Spank a plankton, too!)

(Take that!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Raft a river of lava!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Such a fine thing to do!)

(Whoooooaaaaa!)

So strap your bones right to the seat,

Come on in and don't be shy,

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a pie!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Step inside — it's a wild ride!)

Come on, ride on the Magic School Bus!

(BuBeep! BuBeep!)

Sonic was enjoying his bus ride, maybe enjoying it a little too much. His penis had stiffened due to Knuckles sitting on his lap. Sonic was embarrassed and didn't want Knuckles to notice, so he held down his pee pee with both of his legs. Sonic's whole body was cold from the weather, yet Knuckles butt was toasty warm to Sonic's pelvis. Knuckles probably farted. Sonic couldn't handle it anymore, his penis grew too strong and shot up into Knuckles butthole. It even went inside him a little bit. It was like a german shepherd dog sniffing out its dentist stick treat, and when it found it, it thrusted it down its throat, choking itself a little bit, then it gobbled it all up and licked the ground form crumbs. "wHAT tHE fUuUuUuUuCk!" Said Knuckles, he turned around and punched the head of Sonic's blue, almighty cock. Knuckles forgot that he was still holding the ice melting salt in his hands, punching Sonic's supreme penis lead to Knuckles spraying burning salt onto Sonic's singular eyeball with two pupils and the salt also landed on the breathing head of Sonic's heaving penis.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Cried Sonic. He started to frantically rub his eyes like a baby who was not dropped, but thrown in the air and hit by the ceiling fan because he flushed daddy's $5.99 clearance Timex watch down the potty during one of daddy's business calls. "OoOoOoOoOoOoOooooo" Sighed Sonic. His eyes were now bloodshot as if Sonic did a drug, but his eyes did not hurt any more. Butt, his once sturdy manhood was now burning, and the tip was on fire like a weird Chinese birthday cake candle from a gas station that explodes when lit for too long.

"O SHIT NIPS!" Cried Knuckles. He began helping Sonic by blowing out the blazing fire which was on the tip of Sonic's still excited penis. Knuckles also flailed his hands, which was okay now because all the burning salt landed on Sonic before. Flailing his hands helped put the fire out, but he accidentally bumped Sonic's penis, which caused it to grow 3 more inches! It was also now as wide as a can of Bronze & Copper spray paint from Home Depo. Everyone on the magic school bus laughed at Sonic, while a few held their panties in place.