Disclaimer: I don't own Five Nights at Freddy's as it is owned by the man the myth the legend himself. Scott Cawthon.
Jeremy Fitzgerald was in the office of the establishment he was hired to work in as the night guard.
"Shouldn't the office have doors?" Jeremy wondered as he saw a lack of doors. More importantly, there were vents on the right and left plus a big hallway where it was dark.
Then the phone began to ring. Jeremy picked it up.
"Uh hello? Hello hello? Uhh, I would like to welcome you to a fulfilling career as the security guard," Phone Guy said.
"Uh, thanks, I guess?" Jeremy said. "By the way why are there no doors?"
"Because we are short on money," Phone Guy said.
Jeremy sighed as he checked the cameras to see what was happening. He saw that Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, and Toy Chica are on the stage which was on CAM 1A though Toy Freddy was playing a game, complete with the headphones and microphone.
"What on earth he is doing?" Jeremy asked.
"Oh no, he's coming to the left door! I better shut it!" Toy Freddy shouted as he closed the door on the left as Mr. Hugs was on the left camera.
"Do not mind him. He is just playing Five Nights with Mr. Hugs. Do make sure he does not lose, though," Phone Guy said.
"Okay fine," Jeremy said.
"Also wind the music box. You can find the command to wind it on the camera overlooking the Prize Corner," Phone Guy said. "You can thank me later."
Jeremy did just that and it was located on CAM 11 which is the Prize Corner and rewinded it fully.
"Also, after some complaints from past guards, there is now a safe to use Freddy mask at your disposal," Phone Guy said.
"Seriously?" Jeremy said.
"Do note that wearing the mask makes it so that the animatronics won't see you as an endoskeleton to put in a costume," Phone Guy said.
"Okay," Jeremy said as he checked the main hallway to see that Toy Chica was making her way to him. She was still holding her cupcake but now her eyes and beak were missing. Jeremy quickly put on the mask as soon as Toy Chica entered the office.
"You won't get tired of my voice, will you?" Toy Chica asked as he got very close to Jeremy who was visibly uncomfortable as she stared at him.
"Uh no, I won't?" Jeremy said.
"Good," Toy Chica said as her endoskeleton teeth grinned as she left.
"Whew! That was close," Jeremy said as he checked on Toy Freddy who was doing fine with his Mr. Hugs Game right now.
He checked and saw that Toy Bonnie was approaching through the right vent.
"Oh boy!" Jeremy shouted as he put on the mask. Right now.
Toy Bonnie entered the room while still holding his guitar.
"Hey there, Freddy said he wanted some advice on his game. He said he was gonna kill whoever is on that desk you're at if he loses," Toy Bonnie said.
"Well he's not here now, at least," Jeremy said.
"But do you have any advice for his game?" Toy Bonnie said.
"Maybe he can close the doors as soon as Mr. Hugs is there?" Jeremy said.
"Good idea. I'll tell him right now," Toy Bonnie said as he left though he just began to do music with his guitar by strumming the strings.
"Oh good, he's gone…" Jeremy said as he took off his mask. As soon as he did so he was jumpscared by Map Bot. "What the Hell?!"
He screamed like a little girl at the sight of this robot.
"Hello. Want a free map?" Map Bot asked.
"Fine, I will get it…" Jeremy said as he took the map. Right now. The map showed the entire building of this location which made things easier.
"Very nice indeed," Jeremy said. The night went well though Toy Freddy & winding the music box were making things kinda difficult to watch out for the toy animatronics which is Toy Bonnie & Toy Chica.
Though Balloon Boy went by to say "Hi".
"Hello! Hi!" BB said from the left vent.
"Nope!" Jeremy shouted as he put on the Freddy mask once again. Then it was 6 AM.
"Oh cool I am done with this night," Jeremy said.
'Also what was in that box that required me to keep rewinding the music box anyways?' Jeremy thought.
A/n: Yeah now we are here to do an Abridged on FNaf 2! So there's that! Let's see how things shall progress, shall we?
And yes things will get funnier the more time will pass with this fic so be patient boys and girls.