John sees a folder on the coffee table in the flat and opens it, and an awkwardly funny conversation follows. Takes place in 221B sometime before the end of season 2. Non-slash but sort of makes fun of people who find slash in everything John says. Oneshot.

Sherlock, a young merman, has always been fascinated by the world above the sea; the world of the humans. To go to the surface, however, his completely forbidden. One day, however, Sherlock breaks the rules and swims to the surface - only to make a very unlikely friend.

When Mrs Hudson dies unexpectedly, Sherlock and John are left trying to deal with the loss their beloved landlady. *Season 3 AU*

In the midst of their reunion in The Empty Hearse, Sherlock revisits all the memories he's made with Lestrade. Featuring Papa!Lestrade and an OC. Spoilers for 3x01. Mentions of Suicide. This is a oneshot.

Why Sherlock is not allowed to go to the casino. OR Who John Watson finally kicked his gambling habit. One shot. Might be crack but I can see this happening.

This is a one-shot that came to me after watching the Season 2 finale. It is based on John's reaction to Sherlock's death as inspired by the finale. I do not want to give too much away. Summaries are hard! Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock.

John Watson is just a man. A man whose tolerance for sexual frustration has almost reached its limit. The object of his desire? Sherlock. The problem? Sherlock thinks he's straight and John doesn't think Sherlock's interested. Sherlock is just a man too, but he doesn't want to jeopardise their friendship. The solution? A prostitute who looks a lot like Sherlock.

Oneshot, John goes to a reunion for the soldiers he went to war with and Sherlock gets dragged along. Sherlock/John, smut, John goes full commander mode

"We'll begin with the riding crop," she said. Sherlolly one-shots that can stand alone or be read together. Lemons inside.

Sherlock announced, "I need the complex secretomotor phenomenon characterized by the shedding of tears from the lacrimal apparatus, without any irritation of the ocular structures." In other words, he needed to cry.

Greg Lestrade is having a bad day at the office when his wife calls him and makes it worse, Greg rants and then hangs up on her. When he gets another phone call a while later, he expects it to be his wife, but it isn't. Mycroft and Greg tease each other about this and that and Greg's day becomes better. Mystrade-ish.

Originally intended to be a smutshot but changed due to my inability of writing without plot. An intelligence agent whose job it is to catch Moriarty finds herself on the wrong side of the trap. This takes place post-Hounds of Baskerville and pre-Reichenbach Fall.

"Well, when I'm dealing with a child..." Sherlock's on the trail of a mad scientist when (Horror of horrors) he and his arch nemisis Moriarty get turned into toddlers! Caution: Excessive cuteness and good feels, reader beware!

Snapshots of five characters. Part of my writing exercise program. Ratings will vary.

When Kate Foster, a fan of the one-and-only Sherlock Holmes, discovers a bride's veil covered in blood, she jumps at the chance to solve a mystery of her own. What she's not ready to jump into, though, is the danger that surrounds such a pursuit. First story in a twelve story series.

Mycroft invites Lestrade to his estate for a night of playing games. Unfortunately for the inspector, Mycroft started his games a little earlier.

John and Sherlock are back in 221B together and their relationship has gone up a step or two. Fluff! Post-Reichenbach. As of right now it is a one shot. M rated because I'm paranoid.

John starts pulling out things from behind Sherlock's couch cushions and finds more than he bargained for.

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring. - Spoilers up to 3x03. For Tammany.

Someone posted a high-def pic of Sherlock in the sheet at the Palace, and I noticed what seemed to me to be an appendectomy scar, and I got this stuck in my head, so I had to write it. Set Post-S3, just because.

First Meeting AU in which Sherlock hunts a phone number for a bet. Sounds familiar? It's not.

When the sharp and charming Isabella Baker loses her mother, she is left in the care of her seemingly emotionless father and his dashing young friend, Jim Moriarty. In Isabella's eyes, Moriarty is too perfect. Just too perfect to be true.

John comes home from Afghanistan early, courtesy of Mycroft, and desides to give the occupants of 221B Baker Street the shocks of their lives. Complete unless someone gives me an add-on idea. Johnlock. T for established relationship (and a kiss)

Spanning several years - from before the Fall, to the start of series 3, we get a small glimpse of why Sherlock decided to not tell John about his plan to fake his death, and the unfortunate consequences.

A small explosion, in Sherlock's standards, has hit John on the head. He's experiencing some memory loss... Rated T for small bits of language, rating may go up from lightly suggested themes later in the story. (Redone. I know some of you read my original one, but this one has new longer chapters.)