It wasn't the breasts that bothered John, or the vagina. Those were rather lovely body parts to have, when all was said and done.

Sometimes, Master teaches his bitch its place.

Gift fic for RedPassion on dA based on her art piece Mytheory: Sweet Morning Love. Mycroft and Anthea want D.I. Gregory Lestrade in their lives... and in their bed. He's not at all certain that he wants to be a part of this three way relationship; will he come around if certain conditions that he, himself, sets forth are met or will he ultimately decide to go his separate way? AU

Sherlock may be the common denominator for Mrs. Hudson, Lestrade and Molly, but when a routine surgery briefly puts John out of commission, it becomes apparent that someone else is responsible for drawing them together. Takes place sometime during series 2.

Pining, requited, and unabated spates of 'first kiss' fluff. Post Mary, AU, mildly cracky. John lays a smooch on Sherlock's nape in passing. The world does that thing it does when it wobbles and Sherlock practically falls off his own pins.

"You're not haunted by the war, Doctor Watson. You miss it." - John Watson has things to think about before Christmas. (Set somewhere in the middle of "His last vow". )

Post Reichenbach Fall. It's 7 months after the fall, and John finds a journal written in a familiar hand.

Before he got on the plane in 'His Last Vow', Sherlock wrote a letter to a certain Pathologist. Now, since he's not off in exile, he must retrieve the letter, but has someone intercepted the letter that he didn't even imagine would be problem when he wrote it?

As a rule, John Watson didn't smoke. But rules can change on a bloke's stag night, can't they? Written for the Collectiva Diva. #smutnotflowers

"Oh, you met Toby. Isn't he lovely?" "That's not how I would describe him." Sherlock answered.

John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?

"No one was ever supposed to know. Not his mother. Not his sister. And especially, not his best friend." From a prompt from Kura06 on Tumblr to me. "What if John hates his middle name because it was his father's?" Also for letswritesherlock challenge #10 of a missing scene.

Bit of drabble - Sherlock has some "losing side" thoughts - I don't own Sherlock :( I don't own the song lyrics either - from Garth Brooks's new album - "More Than A Memory"

John's been alone for most of his life. From middle school all the way to college. Until he meets this strange character and they become very close. Multiple chapters and suspected JohnLock... rated M for potential mature content... just to be safe.

Based off do you want to build a snowman from frozen. John is ignoring Sherlock and Sherlock is trying to get him to open the door. Oneshot

John and Molly pull a prank on Sherlock when John discovers it took his friend three years to open Molly's Christmas present. ART BY MAJESTICLOLLIPOP ON TUMBLR

Sherlock and John are best buds who run their boarding school's Logical Deductions Club, and are also the sole members. One day, a sophomore girl comes to them seeking advice about a suspicious offer she's received from one of the dormitories... A retelling of the Copper Beeches chapter of the original Sherlock Holmes stories.

There are countless articles in every woman's magazine devoted to spicing up one's sex life. Solid advice even if one's sex life is solitary.

A cigarette has Sherlock entering his mind palace to envision a different kind of bachelor party for John. Rated M just in case. Crossposted to AO3.

John and Sherlock are having twins! Diana and Hamish from birth to first words. Johnlock! Fluff, basically.

Sherlock sonrió satisfecho. Jamás sería bueno para los trabajos monótonos del hogar –le parecían cosas innecesarias que solo ocupaban espacio en su preciado cerebro–, pero sabía solucionarlo a la perfección. [Crack! Fic]

Sherlock is late for a special dinner. Simple one-shot. Johnlock. No smut. Let me know if it should be expanded. Please review!

Post season three; starting in the mind palace, ending with a twist.

Set during S3 and (mostly) relating to Sherlock's 'bolt-hole': There are some things that only Molly is allowed to see. Implied/Pre-Sherlolly.

Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long... Sherlock texts John by accident. Just a short Omegle Sherlock RP with me as John.