Inupapas Revenge

by Raven Silver Wolf

Inuyasha has a mission having lots of fun starting a war with his father after going too far gets a taste of Inupapa's hilarious revenge learning dad is a wicked humored dog. A new student with an attitude and nasty secret arrives at the college with 1 dumb gets put on the top of Inuyasha's kill list and getting even was never so much fun. Comedy romance and more Inutaisho/Kagome

Disclaimed I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi and VIZ media do, adult humor language ooc and crack

What happens when suicidal sick humored won't quit Inuyasha goes too far with his father? Our hanyou is in for one never ending nightmare and he may be begging for death when Sugimi is done. Adult content and humor some OOC Inutaisho/Kagome

By Raven Silver Wolf Feb 15 2022

Inupapas Revenge

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Inuyasha aka hellhound as his victim father so lovingly named him was on a mission torture and prank dad and didn't know when to quit. Sesshoumaru and the gang planned on enjoying free entertainment Inuyasha's possible death included and maybe share some revenge ideas with Sugimi. It all started with

"Inuyasha my love," Sugimi sweetly called

"Yes mom," the smartass hanyou answered from the second floor

"My love father never speaks in such a way," Sesshoumaru said

"Oh shit it's bad," Kouga chimed in "Yo rest in pieces mutt," he deliberately added the last part loudly

"I'll kiiiiill you ya knobby kneed wolf," said hanyou bellowed and came bolting down the stairs raging forgetting who was patiently waiting below just as Kouga had planned

"Hello my favorite puppy," Sugimi greeted

"Gulp uh oh,"

"Forgot I was here" didn't you? My pet thanks Kouga" Sugimi said

"Yeah thanks a lot for nothing ya walking flea farm," Inuyasha sarcastically bit

"Your welcome I love helping others, even nekos," Kouga was the definition of savage Inuyasha growled

"Now where were we? Oh yes I believe it was arranging for your funeral and burial after I kill you" the elder spoke so calm it was scary

"Inupapa what did puppy toes do now? Kagome asked

"Hey let go ya old geezer I didn't do anything wench," Inuyasha griped "And I'm no neko mangy wolf,"

"Sorry my dear but I don't have time to tell the tale rabid pup to kill and all that but go check out my room it's a five part masterpiece later my babies," he answered and disappeared with his prey

"I'm first," Sesshoumaru announced disappearing in a ball of light landing in Sugimi's room "Dear god my brain is dying I'm seeing it but can't believe it,"

The rest of the gang bolted up the stairs "What the unholy hell am I actually seeing this? Kagome asked rubbing her eyes and looking again for conformation that it was real

"Yes miko you are, we may have nightmares for life," he joked

"Sessh I think he went waaay too far this time," Kagome replied

"Yeah never violate a dog's dog den but than Inuyasha always was suicidal," grinning Kouga added

"Is that even possible? Sango asked

"Sango my love it is very possible" care to try it out ha, ha, ha? Miroku nagged

"In your dreams monk,"

"Ow" he cried out when something hit his head

"You perverted freak," Kagura who had just whacked his head with her fan said

"Your welcome to join lovely Kagura," Miroku revenge wisecracked

"Glow in the dark Yashy is very talented," Jakotsu praised

1st

There painted on one of Sugimi's bedroom walls was the thing Miroku wanted to try with Sango minus the audience a couple sitting on a horse's back facing each other doing it while onlookers observed

"You think that's bad look over there," Bankotsu said pointing

2nd

On another wall two males sat facing each other while the female between them was lets say being explored from front and behind at the same time

"Holy shit a boy girl sandwich," shocked Kouga exclaimed

"And people call me perverted," Miroku added

"Yeah monk gotta agree with ya there dog breath has definitely out done you," Kouga teased

"From now on I'm calling him porn puppy," Kagura added

"Oh my fucking gods," never cusses Sesshoumaru exclaimed drawing their attention to a third wall "Somebody please tell me it's not real,"

3rd

A guy and girl her legs wrapped around his waist arms around his neck riding him while parachuting down to the forest below them there was a camera crew filming it

"Sadistic mutt did it all with glow in the dark paint," Kouga exclaimed

"Oh it isn't over yet kids look at the forth wall," Bankotsu said

4th

There beneath a star filled moonlit sky the male pleasured his female doggie style while wearing a pink bunny suit he had Sugimi's face and the female on her hands and knees beneath him who's face looked like Jaken but without the beak was as wrinkly as a prune looked a thousand years old a snake tongue flicking out of her mouth that was gaped wide open as if screaming during climax

"The whole thing is bad but the pink rabbit suit is going over the limit," Sango chimed in

"Yeah for that alone I'd gut him," Kouga added

"Poor Inupapa even in the dark he couldn't escape it," Kagome said

"Oh no," Kagura exclaimed while looking up

"On the ceiling, are you shitting me?" Bankotsu broke the momentary silence

5th

There was seen a guy upside down on a trapeze with the girl legs spread wide the man holding her up with only his teeth by the hair of her forbidden zone

"The boy needs immediate admission to an insane asylum for life," Miroku exclaimed

"Oh I'm taking pics," Kagura announced

"Hm I have a deliciously evil idea," sadistically smiling Sesshoumaru said

"Uh oh," Kagome chimed in

"Yes replace fathers face on that picture with Inuyasha's then upload it to ScrewTubeDot Perv," the demon lord was a true savage sadist

"I'll get the paint," Kagura told them

"And I will get the brushes," Sango added

"I will do the painting," evilly smiling Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"Shit he'll never live it down hehehe," Kouga said "Wait till dog breath sees it that's gonna be worth a million bucks,"

The following morning

"Yo Taisho,"

"Yeah what can I do ya for? Inuyasha smartass answered

"Didn't know you were such a freak,"

"What the hell are you talking about? Damn told your mom not to blab about our private bang, bang party" Inuyasha was a master of quick comebacks and sarcastic humor

"Your one to talk freak boy, oh and you couldn't handle my mom nutless pot belly Nelly you wouldn't last five seconds cuz his weak knees would turn to jelly," Daichi shot back

"Boom one mutt going down in flames," Kouga needled

"Up yours Sally giving it up for free in the alley," the hanyou retorted

"Well guess some freaks have no shame damn Taisho of all places in public," Daichi said

"What are you going on about? I see your lips flapping but nothings coming out"

"This mister amnesia I know your sick but this is beyond gross you could have at least put a bag over it's head," Daichi pointed to the screen of his phone

"Ahhhhhhh," the wishing with every fiber of his being that he was dead at that very moment hanyou screamed "th, th that ain't me,"

Then "Nooooooo ahhhhh oh gods make it stop my eyes are burning," a bunch of fleeing students cried out

"What the hell? Inuyasha exclaimed then ran to see what all the commotion was about

"I need brain bleach battery acid and drain cleaner to wash my brain," a boy yelled

"Anybody got gasoline and a match I can borrow? I need to burn it out of my mind" another boy called out

"This is brain rape," another student said "Aren't there laws against it?

"What are you sissies whining about what saw a girls beaver for the first time and can't handle it? Inuyasha said. Entering the lobby of the school he quickly learned what all the screaming was about "Nooooooooo,"

There on the wall was the guy with Sugimi's face wearing a pink rabbit suit doing it with the girl who looked like Jaken he had painted on his fathers bedroom wall only Sugimi's face was replaced with his own and instead of the full rabbit suit it was the female version pink fur rabbit ears with a matching bikini bunny suit with a tail on the butt covering a full set of big boobs. He stood speechless to in shock to move or even think all of the pictures he had painted on his father's room walls were there with his face replacing the males in the originals

The extra bonuses were seeing himself down on all fours wearing nothing but a thong with a dog leash on his neck and Jakotsu walking him like a dog. Next a naked girl who looked like him laying on her back legs spread wide open with the front entrance door being where the vagina would be a neon red arrow pointing to it with a caption saying this way to the big payoff. On the ceiling was himself with nothing but a bow tie covering his boy parts bent over with a huge fart coming out so strong trees were swaying. He was nearly unable to breathe from the shock

"Greetings little brother," came the last voice on earth or in hell he wanted to hear right now

"Good morning my favorite puppy," the second voice he dreaded most Sugimi

"Gods dammit, how many times do I have to remind you idiots I'm not a friggin puppy?"

"Given the current situation that is your only concern," grinning Sesshoumaru replied

Then reality hit like a ton of bricks "You, you, you son's of bitches did this I know you did," the irate hanyou bellowed'

"Correction you're picture of father with the pink rabbit suit with your face replacing his texted to everyone's cell phones was me," Sesshoumaru told him

"The new additions are me" who do you think you boys inherited your artistic talent from? Evilly smiling Sugimi replied

"But at least I kept it in one room and in private not on public exhibition,"

"Your perverted art defiled my dog den even turning the lights off there was no escape," Sugimi reminded

"You dirty mangy bastards,"

"Silence fool you started it if it were me I'd have simply gutted you and fed the rest to sharks but our sire in his merciful kind heart decided to let you live," Sesshoumaru said

"Yashy have you no shame? Kagome, Sango and other females coyly asked

"Nice ass Taisho," Daichi teased

"Yeah I might wanna hit that myself," another sadistic humored guy named Saito added

"I got something you can hit," Inuyasha bit waving one raised fist at him

"Ooo rough lovin bring it baby I likes it like that I'm so turned on right now,"

"Dean Taisho," Yura a teacher called

"Yeeeees,"

"You you're the dean here oh no why me?"

"Yes my favorite pup daddy's here to look out for you must keep you safe my pet," Sugimi replied

"It's way early but happy birthday dog breath," Kouga added

"Oh my life is over," Inuyasha whined "And you die screaming wolf,"

"Um dean Taisho are we going to leave this beautiful but weird artwork here? Yura asked

"For a week then we'll remove it,"

"Whaaaaat?

"Quiet little bro you'll be famous maybe even be featured in The Tokyo Times they are the biggest news company in Japan," Sesshoumaru needled

"Yes son you will have worldwide fame maybe even modeling jobs beauty like yours must be shared,"

"I you hate and kill will you," rattled Inuyasha could not form complete or coherent sentences and stomped off

"You know he will be looking for revenge, right?" Sesshoumaru said

"Yes eldest pup Inupapa looks forward to it,"

"Sic him Inupapa," Kagura and the rest of their group added

"Guess who will be painting the walls after the week ends? Hehehe" Sugimi was the master of evil

Bang, bang

After a week of Inuyasha bearing taunts torture and having to paint the school walls he was in revenge mode overdrive and this was his most depraved plan ever. He made vanilla muffins Sugimi's favorite then gave his father one topped with vanilla flavored whipped cream under the guise of it being a peace offering Sugimi ate it

3 seconds after

"Ow, what the hell?"

Sesshoumaru hearing his sire cry out in distress asked "Father what is wrong?

"My stomach,"

"I'm coming," Sesshoumaru replied he swiftly entered Sugimi's room "What happened?

"I ate a muffin my stomach hurts,"

"Sniff uh oh," the younger exclaimed

"What did you let a silent fart rip and it's aroma is too much for you? The elder teased even in pain Sugimi was still a smart ass

"No fool it seems little brother has laced his sweet treat gift to you with a laxative,"

"Oh no, no this to it's the last thing I need," Sugimi groaned

"With a second bonus lust potion mixed in,"

"I will make a hanyou rug out of that little fucker after I slowly skin him may take days" Sugimi snapped

Down staris

"Inuyasha what the hell are you giggling about? Curious Kagome asked

"Nothin" can't a guy be in a good mood without being accused of something?

"In your case no because your always up to something shady," Bankotsu told him

"Nosy bastards,"

"Nosy my ass out with it or I'll make sashimi out of you," Kagura threatened her fan turned into blades

"Just gave pop a peace offering gift nothing big,"

"Oh no," they all groaned

"Miko I have need of your assistance," Sesshoumaru called out

"On my way," Kagome ran up the stairs at warp speed Seshoumaru whispered in her ear "Hell yes hahaha lets do it,"

Sesshoumaru casually strolled down stairs mentally gloating about what was coming next "Ahhhhh oh gods yes," bang ,bang, bang "Miko"

"In Inu Inupapa," bang, bang, bang, bang

"What the fuck? Inuyasha exclaimed "Door pounding,"

"Monk," Sesshoumaru said

"Wait a minute door slamming against the," he paused listening "They're banging," Inuyasha yelled trying to leap up but found himself unable to move "Gods dam you Miroku get these fuckin binding sutras off me NOOOOOW,"

"No can do my friend,"

"I'll give you friend ten of em aka my claws when I'm free,"

"Ahhhhh harder Inupapa harder oh yes it's so fat long and hard,"

"Yes miko harder all day and all night long,"

"They're" he paused "I can't believe it their banging right against the door," Inuyasha bellowed

"Well you did slip father a lust potion into the muffin you gifted him with," Sesshoumaru reminded

snitching on the younger at the same time "Wasn't the laxative alone enough?

"Youuuuu what? The raging women snapped

"Oh now I'm gonna kill ya for real this time mutt face," furious Kouga added

"Inuyasha just when I think it's impossible for you to get any lower than you already are you prove me painfully wrong," Ayame said

"Good thing he has an unattached female to help him," Bankotsu started the ball rolling

"Yes and a hot curvaceous one to," Miroku added giving a perverted smirk and wink with it "Lucky dog,"

"Congratulations fool you just found and have given father a lovely new mate," Sesshoumaru needled "She will be your dog mama,"

"What you mean you bastards aren't going to stop it? The hanyou snapped "No wench as mama for me,"

"Hell no," they replied

"She is legally of age not a minor and obviously willing," Jakotsu reminded him

"Watch this," Sango whispered to Miroku "You got Inupapa horny you got Inupapa horny you got Inupapa horny," Taunting him was just too damned enjoyable

"Gods fucking damn it Sango don't say that it's not funny incestuous shit I don't do family," the fuming cringing hanyou replied looking ready to vomit

"Yes but you did get him horny" did you not? Imbecile" Sesshoumaru needled

"The second I'm free I am killing and shredding you," Inuyasha snapped

"Inupapa oh yes right there," Kagome cried out "I've never had sex this amazing before,"

"Fear not little one I'll keep you hot I'm staying on the G spot,"

"One of you heartless bastards at least have the decency to block or puncture my ears I can't take hearing anymore of this shit," Inuyasha barked

"Sorry Yashy friends don't hurt friends," Jakotsu replied

"We ain't friends so do it,"

"Oh shit miko I am about to fill you with my seed,"

"Ahhh give me that hot man lava," Kagome was savage

"NOOOOOOOOO," Inuyasha screamed "No more, please god no more? Make it stop kill me now"

"As you wish little brother," Sesshoumaru said then knocked him out

"Hahahahaha I'm going to die," the busted out laughing gang exclaimed

"Th, th thank you Sesshoumaru don't, don't think I could have lasted much longer," descending the stairs then landing on her butt on one of the steps Kagome panted

"Oh dear lord my stomach I I'm dying," Sugimi added laughing so hard water poured from his eyes

"Father miko may I say that was an outstanding performance?"

"Aw thanks papas favorite pup," the elder replied

"I know you are not done with little brother, so what's next on the menu dearest sire?'

"Do you really want to know son do you?

"Yeeeees tell me or die," Sesshoumaru wore the most evil smile in history after Sugimi told them what phase two was

A few hours later

"Ow I need drugs damn you Sugimi your never getting near me again ever ahhhhh," Kagome screamed

"What the hell? Still groggy after waking up Inuyasha said

"The third one is coming push Kagome push," Sango coaxed

"Easy fuuuuuck for you to say you don't have three huge fur balls coming out of and destroying your girl cave ahhhhh make it stop,"

"Push mate the third one is almost out,"

"Mate nothing Iiiii'm killing you men you, you bastards should be the ones having babies not us gods damn you mother bitch nature, I'm paying in pain for the best f fuck of my life,"

"Mate third one is coming push" how the hell long have I been knocked out? The curious hanyou said

"About three months now," Sesshoumaru answered

"Three months?

"Yes little brother three months" You do remember demon pregnancies come to full term at three months right?

"Puppies three no, no, no let me go I'm leaving Japan now one of pop is bad enough I will never survive three of him,"

"To quote you man up grow a pair and deal with it," Sesshoumaru replied smirking

"Daaaaaaad how could you?

"You have two little brothers and one sister congrats son,"

"Two little Sugimi's and one little Kagome my life is over," Inuyasha wailed "Never survive will them I," not being able to form a complete sentence

"Well you did slip father lust potion good job cupid,"

"Not my fault he can't control his dog log bastar," Inuyasha never got to finish because he passed out

"You may come out now he's unconscious," Sesshoumaru announced

"Oh my god I will never tire of this," panting Kagome managed to get out

"Fear not my dear I am not done with puppy toes yet," Sugimi told her

Inuyasha woke up hours later "Sniff, sniff wait" what the hell? You assholes faked the whole thing"

"Do not fault us for your hallucinations," Sesshoumaru replied

"Hallucinations my ass you low life bastards played me,"

"Ah sorry dog breath you played with I mean played yourself," Kouga needled

"Whatever losers," he snapped then stomped up to his room

"Our doggy is plotting," Ayame said

"Yes I am ready waiting and looking forward to it," Sesshoumaru replied

Public announcement

Days after the incident Inuyasha was ready to spring his latest revenge surprise something for all to enjoy or in Inuyasha's case something to shock everyone mostly his favorite target Sugimi. Books in hand the students all headed to their classes after entering the classrooms sat down and heard

"Attention this is not an emergency it is a test of our PA system please remain seated," a voice announced

"Miko,"

"In Inu Inupapa,"

'Hahaha got you fuckers now' the culprit thought

"Oh yes Inupapa harder it's so fat long and hard,"

"Yes miko harder all day and night long," Sugimi and Kagme's voices came booming over the PA system all through the school "Oh shit miko I'm about to fill you with my seed,"

"Give me your hot man lava,"

Silent mentally raging Kagome didn't know wether to scream run and hide or commit murder first the miko hid her rage well. Sugimi though boiling with fury remained his usual calm composed self but was plotting homicide horror filled them they were however not expecting what was coming next

"Yaaaaay," the students exclaimed accompanied with rounds of applause breaking the silence

"Hah what? Shocked Sugimi, Kagome and friends said they had been expecting trouble coming for the two

"Yay you go girl," Eri cheered

"Yeah Kaggy claimed the hotest guy in the school," Yuka and other female students added

"Whoa dean Taisho is the man," the boys praised

"Yep he snagged bagged tagged and made that pelt his own," another male said

"Hm seems your very well liked here old dog," Naraku the science teacher teased "Congrats,"

"Well I must say I was not expecting this I thought my career was over,"

"You Taisho's and friends record all your pranks on him he found and used the audio for that one" is my assumption correct? Excellent acting by the way" the smiling madly spider praised

"It seems little brothers dirty trick has backfired on him," Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"What the fuck ? You brainless assholes cheer this shit" Inuyasha raged not realizing till it was too late that he accidentally had one claw holding down the button keeping the PA system open "Oh shit,"

"Brainless assholes hah, Taishooo," the male students bellowed jumping up to go play hanyou hunt

"The hottest guy in school," Sesshoumaru teased his sire gently pinching his cheeks

"Aw come om fluffy you'll make me blush,"

"Are you actually capable of such? Sesshoumaru teasingly added

"Suicide by PA system that's definitely a new one and world first," Naraku said

"Yes only Inuyasha could pull it off," Sesshoumaru replied

"I think it's puppy training time hehehe," with playful deviltry dancing in his eyes smiling Sugimi spoke

"Uh oh," Sesshoumaru and Naraku said

"Rest in pieces Suki I mean Inutrasha," Kouga needled over the PA system for all to hear

"Screw yooooou," the fleeing for his life hanyou yelled echoing through the school giving away where he was as Kouga had planned

"Ah huh found you ," the males exclaimed

"Hehehe sucker," Kouga gloated

"Lousy wolf," the hanyou fumed

Later on

Inuyasha was found arms down in back of him around the tree handcuffed to it in front of the school wearing tight black clingy S and M clothing a ball in his mouth held on by the strap around his head his hair was dyed black lips and claws blackened with lipstick and nail polish. He looked like a heavy metal rock star goth and S and M sex god girls were putting pieces of paper with their phone numbers written on them inside his outfit

"Will ya look at that he's a perverted chick magnet," looking out the window Bankotsu said

"He was fuming over his hair being dyed black poor baby doesn't know it's temporary hair dye," Laughing Kouga pointed out

"Yep when the hunting for him guys in the school finally caught Inuyasha they gave him a free makeover hahaha," Sesshoumaru added "Watch this," he opened the window "Little brother may I say you look ravishing?" the growl that met his ears was the most beautiful music on earth

"He can't hurl insults or give you the finger," Kouga said "Wait till mutt face is freed BOOM,"

"I'll be waiting," Sesshoumaru replied

"I bet Inupapa is loving this," Kagome and the females present added

"Yes kiddies I am," Sugimi who had just entered the room replied "In fact I have a wicked idea and plan,"

"I want in," a certain female exclaimed

"Perfect I already had you in mind for the part,"

The morning after and Sugimi's bonus gift

Unknown to Inuyasha he was about to die from shock for this would be Sugimi's worst revenge prank in history. After eating the last meal of the day showering and going to bed it would be set up to be sprung on the poor unsuspecting hanyou the following morning

12 am

"What the hell did I pee the bed? He looked then spotted something "On no, are you shitting me?"

"Good morning lover," a sexy sensual voice greeted

"What are you doing here?

"You don't remember? I'm so hurt after I gave you the night of your life" she sadly replied

"We?

"Yes" she answered

"And that's?

"Yes your um lets say man cream,"

"Ma, ma man cream? Inuyasha stuttered

"Yes darling" isn't that what happens when you release the hostages and might I say you had a lot of hostages?

"You mean the condom broke where is it? He asked

"Ah Yashy don't think we used one," she coyly replied fighting to keep a straight face

"Ohhhhh shit,"

"Not shit but the best and hottest I've ever had,"

"Best hottest? Inuyasha fearfully said because he was worried about one thing

"Um how do I say this? she paused "That's not all I'm pregnant,"

"Kagura your what?"

"Pupped with child knocked up,"

"But how?

"I should think that would be obvious," she told him

"But it was just one time it ain't possible shit I'm not ready for this,"

"Your not what?

"I don't mean it like that I'll take care of both of you but don't you dare get an abortion" Got that? He replied

'I'm sorry Yashy," Kagura was an amazing actress

"I must have drank sake before bed because I swear I don't remember anything,"

"You kept me going for hours never knew men could climax so many times,"

"Guess it's the dog side hehehe," he nervously laughed "You know any time anywhere hours of fun,"

"I'm going to go take a shower in my room sweetie,"

"Use mine," he offered

"Thanks but all my clothes are in my room and you shredded what I was wearing last night," she replied pointing to the pile of shredded clothes on the floor

"Oops sorry again the savagery from the dog side, here take one of my robes," he said handing her one

"Thanks my favorite doggie," she replied then left

He laid back fingers laced together hands under his head "Can't believe I'm gonna be a dad I need to think," he exclaimed then something caught his attention a scent "What the fuck? Sniff, sniff wait a minute raw egg whites man cream my ass you about to die bastards" he screamed at the top of his lungs

"Uh oh Inukins discovered his gifty," Miroku teasingly exclaimed

"Ah yes music too my pointed ears," Sugimi said

"Any second now," Sesshoumaru added

"Five four three two one zer," Kouga didn't get to finish the count down

Inuyasha Jagged stripes appearing on his cheeks with eyes bleeding red elongated fangs and claws came running down the stairs intent on murdering his brother and father "You dirty sons of bitches Illlll kill you,"

Sugimi waited cracking his knuckles "Puppy training time," grinning evilly

"Now you pricks die," the irate hanyou bit and swung

"Little brother you might want to remember you started all this,"

"Growl you die first," he turned to Sesshoumaru with homicidal intent

"Hello dear puppy toes," Sugimi said fueling his rage even more

"Let go ya stinking old geezer I hate you fuckers," Inuyasha bellowed when his wrists were held in his fathers iron grip

"Puppy pound time yes,"

"Hey let me out," bang, bang, bang

"Not until you cool down son,"

"I'm already cold asshat,"

"Five minutes in there father?"

"Yes maybe even just two will do,"

"In the walk in freezer savage your brutal Sugimi," Jakotsu said

"We dogs are bastards hehehe,"

"Well his transformation has been halted," Ayame said

"As I knew it would be cold is a great tranquilizer, Seshoumaru however would simply eat through the door with his acid," Sugimi replied Sesshoumaru grinned proudly

"Lucky stinking fluffy," Inuyasha bit after hearing that

"Really? Sesshoumaru whispered

"Ahhhhh" What the fuck?

"Sessh you are evil," Kagome said after seeing he turned the freezer temperature up to max

"Well I am a demon and we dogs are savages after a few seconds I'll let him out besides if I kill him, who will I have to torture?"

"Yes life wouldn't be the same or any fun without our favorite hellhound," she added

"Thanks for nothing wenches," Inuyasha said to his father and brother after being released "Hope your nuts dry up and fall off," then headed to his room to take a hot shower

"Love you too till it hurts," all the males needled

"Oh no father why are you smiling?

"Wait for it son wait for it,"

"I have to wait you joy killer," Sesshoumaru replied

The hot water running over his body caressing every inch felt wonderful warming him up as he continued washing with his favorite Sandalwood scented soap, he thought about how wonderful it would be after he put the soiled sheets on his bed in the washing machine then put his favorite red set on it and how good it was going to feel to go back to bed. Something unexpected would soon change that plan

"Ready yourself my boy," Sugimi told Sesshoumaru "You as well boys," he added looking at the other males

"Oh no," they replied

"Ooooo" a moan broke the silence

"What the? Inuyasha started after hearing it as something came flowing down onto him from the shower head at the same time

"What is it pup? Sugimi sweetly asked

"What the hell is this slimy shit and what was that I heard?

"Oops forgot to tell you my boy that is a demon shower I just had installed we all have one lets say it has a life of it's own,"

"What the hell are you talking about ya loony dog?"

"Um, how do I say this? I do believe he had an orgasm"

Sesshoumaru was nearly choking and dying in his strained efforts to keep from laughing, Kouga was biting his bottom lip pain helped subdue his busting out laughing. Miroku used pinching himself as a control mechanism the rest using what worked for them

"Heeeee? The poor hanyou bellowed

"Sorry my son they were all out of female showers," Sugimi was enjoying this too much

"YOU WILL DIIIE the streets will run red with your blood," Inuyasha screamed loud enough to wake the dead

"Time to go boys," Bankotsu said pointing to the front door "Hahahahaha"

"Laughing hah lets see how much you fuckers laugh when my claws rip into your flesh,"

The males were half way up the street before Inuyasha who had just leapt over the second floor railing landed on the first floor, a streak of silver and red flew by as wearing only red pajama bottoms Inuyasha started the chase growling savagely as he did

"That's our Inupapa always adding bonus gifts," Kagome managed to get out between laughs

"Yeah but what the hell was the slime made of? Sango asked

"Leave it to me girls one good sniff will tell," Ayame said heading to Inuyasha's room "Hahaha,"

"What is it? Kagome asked

"Sesshoumaru and Sugimi used corn starch mixed with water cooked it till it was the consistency of raw egg whites then fed it through the pipeline to Yashy's shower," Kagura answered after sniffing it

"Holy crap wicked," laughing Sango and Kagome exclaimed

"We all know Sugimi always triple pranks those who play one trick on him but Yashy never bothers to remember that hehehe," Kagura told them

"Well girls what can I say Inuyasha loves pain?" Ayame added

3 hours later

"Yashy your home" where are the boys?

"Pussies went in hiding typical wimps start shit then hide," he replied stomping up the stairs to resume taking a shower in peace

Ring, ring "Hello" Kagura answered her cell phone "Wait a minte," she put up a sound proof barrier "Okay continue," she said after putting it on speaker phone

"Where are you? Kagome asked

"We led little brother around for a while then disappeared while leaving a scent trail," Sesshoumaru choked out between laughs

"And? The dying of curiosity females asked

"He passed by us numerous times we were right there hidden inside my barrier under foliage watching him," Sugimi answered

"Poor fur face couldn't see hear or smell us," Kouga added

"You boys are positively wicked," Kagura praised

"Yeah cornstarch slime a classic," Ayame said

"Our hanyous nose must not be functioning properly but he was so strongly intent on murder he wasn't paying attention," Miroku joked then gut wrenching laughter claimed them again

"I presume you dirty dogs filmed the whole thing," Ayame teased

"Of course we did" do you girls think we wouldn't share? Hehehe" Bankotsu replied

"Yes my lovlies go check your text messages," Miroku told them they did and died laughing

"All I can say is you boys better sleep with one eye open," Kagome warned

"Yes mom," was they're reply

For days Inuyasha acted as if nothing had happened was quiet and calm with his hot tempered nature it was unlike him it was actually creepy. Sugimi and Sesshoumaru were on high alert waiting and watching

Dealing the dozens

1 Week later

"Mutt the day you were born black clouds rolled in across the sky and your poor sainted mother looked to the heavens and asked" lord why me what did I do to deserve this? I'm a good girl"

"Bro you left out the part where she said" is this my punishment? Bankotsu added

"Yes and also said the sex was amazing but the poor innocent world will not survive what has just hatched out of my egg," Miroku added "Ow" he whined when Inuyasha snapped his ear with a claw

"No fools she actually said Kami please forgive me? I know I just released the end of humanity upon the world but I didn't mean to" grinning Sesshoumaru needled

"Ya'll motherfucker's are dumber than using gasoline to put out a forest fire," Inuyasha retorted

"This morning is off to a fine start," Sugimi exclaimed "Playing dealing the dozens boys,"

"No we're playing strip poker" wanna join in? Oops sorry old dog no girls allowed" Inuyasha jabbed

"Only those who are severely lacking in certain areas are so resentful cranky and jealous," Sugimi fired back

"Ouch your ancestors felt that burn all the way back to nine hundred years ago," Jakotsu said

"Ah zip it wacky Jackie high from smoking so much weed forgot where the toliet was and her pants she peed," the hanyou retorted

"Lovely now it's dealing the dozens the rhyme version," Sugimi said the females nodded in agreement

"Roses are red from your stench the lawn is dead, violets aren't blue but your balls are so sad for you, now calm down don't be whiny because your pipe is tiny," Jakotsu shot back he was a master

"Have no fear you know son I hear with this new hormone therapy you can grow a boy twig into a man pole but it takes a year," Sugimi was going straight for the juglar vein "I know it's sad but don't get mad,"

"Sweet while we're on the subject lets talk about the strap on rubber penis you wear so everyone thinks you're the dog with a big log? Inuyasha fired back

"Oh shit I know that look," looking at Kagome Ayame said

"Watch this girls hey Inuyasha," the miko started it off

"Yeah what my favorite wenchy with the hot furry trenchy?"

"I bet I can prove Inupapa doesn't wear a strap on and actually has a big dog log,"

"Cough, wha what the hell Kagome?' his eyes were wider than saucers "What are ya gonna Xray his crotch? Hahaha"

"Father prepare yourself for inspection," Sesshoumaru teasingly whispered to his sire

"Oh this is going to be epic," Sango said in a low voice the others grinned madly

"No puppy toes it's easy,"

"Oh do tell, please I'm dying to know?" Inuyasha sarcastically replied in a taunting tone

"Come with me papa," Kagome said while grabbing Sugimi by the wrist pulling him toward the back "In here," then the closet door closed

"Hey, what the hell Ka go me?" Inuyasha indignantly said

"Silence fool I want to hear what the miko's findings are open your mouth again and I will shred you" understand? Sesshoumaru told him

"Yeah and I'll hold ya down while he does it," Kouga added

Zip was heard "Miko what are yo? Sugimi started then paused

"Ahhh" she shrieked "Oh my god is that?

"Yes" he replied

"And it's really that long and thick?

"Ah hah," Sugimi was quite enjoying this

"I never knew they could be that large it's an anaconda,"

"Congratulations my dear you have finally met one in person hiss," Sugimi teased

"Um hello there big boy nice to meet you," Kagome greeted

"Okay yeah fine you sickos now we know Gimi has a flagpole in his pants not a twig," Inuyasha said

"Shut up mutt at least wait till she's done" will you?

"Yes I want to hear the rest too," the others bit feigning indignance

"Hello to you to pretty lady my name is Gimi," Sugimi teased using a different voice

"Th they talk?" Kagome stuttered

"Woof pant, pant,"

"Sessh dad is a sick puppy," Inuyasha whispered

"It took you over five hundred years to figure that out my you are slow," Sesshoumaru jabbed

"Eh slow you and go slow yourself," the younger retorted

"Ah fork you to,"

"Alright you two no more forking around hehehe," Jakotsu teased

"Ah stow it wacky grandma Jackie," the evilly smiling hanyou replied thrilling at Jakotsu's dagger glare he hated being called Jackie

"After you show me how sweet fluffy puppy," Jakotsu retorted knowing Inuyasha hated being called a puppy the growl he received in response making him smile

"Yo you two are awfully quiet" what's going on in there? Inuyasha nagged

"I'm giving our miko my special personal autograph," Sugimi replied

"If you must know I'm taking measurements you nosy wench," Kagome added "Sit boy," crash

"Hey what the hell was that for? I didn't do anything bad" he bit

"Because you were thinking about doing something bad and I know it," she answered

"Damn wenches are PMSing twenty four seven," he shot back

"Holy shit it's ten inches long," Kagome exclaimed "It could clean a girls tunnel out with one stroke,"

"Eew I don't want to know about my own fathers plumbing," Inuyasha groaned

"Aw is somebody jealous? Kagome teased

"Meet me out back under the bushes toots I'll show ya jealous," he retorted "Make damn sure you come without panties or a bra on no obstacles it's easier to hike the dress up and go you won't be walking for a week after promise,"

"I rarely agree with ya but good one dog breath," Kouga whispered he and the other males quietly laughed

"Cheap bastard too stingy to spring for a hotel room," Kagome shot back

"You girls wanted and got equal rights, how bout you spring for one? Under the bushes is a ten star hotel hehehe"

Member of the family

The following morning

"Father I know that look" what ungodly thing are you up to?

"Aw Sesshy patience my boy all will be revealed soon enough," Sugimi smiled evilly "Prepare yourselves kiddies I need you to act as if nothing abnormal is going on you know the drill hehehe,"

"Yes sir Sugimi sama," they replied bowing to then saluted him

"Everyone go sit down for breakfast I shall return shortly," Sugimi told them

"Oh dear god this is going to be wicked," Sesshoumaru said

Everyone sat at the table breakfast was served, Sesshoumaru was barely able to maintain a straight face "Good morning children," Sugimi greeted

"Good morning Inupapa," they played along

"Cough" dad what the hell is that? Come on man I'm trying to eat here" Inuyasha complained

"What is what fool? I came to eat my breakfast not partake in your lunacy"

"That thing sticking out,"

"What thing? I do believe puppy toes needs to go to the hospital because it's obvious his brain is broken and he is hallucinating" Sugimi replied

"Dearest little brother what is it that you think you see? Describe it"

"That I know you ain't blind I mean it's obvious," Inuyasha replied pointing

"I see nothing only father standing there,"

"Really fluffy?"

"Well as I not so long ago asked describe it and I want details leave nothing out," Sesshoumaru was merciless

"Yes puppy toes tell us all about it," the others played along

"Damn you asshats I know you can see it quit screwin with me,"

"Damn it mutt face will ya just describe it already?" Kouga snapped his feigned rage was very believable

"Yeah do it or else," Miroku taunted waving subduing sutras he held out between two fingers from side to side

"We're talking about that thing and your waving subjugation sutras at me," Inuyasha bit pointing at it

BANG "Describe it or I will freaking kill you," Bankotsu yelled after banging his fist on the table his fake ire seemed so real

"Do it or I will s-i-t you," Kagome threatened spelling the word to torture him

"That fuking thing sticking out through the fly of his pants you idiots know dick cock prick tube steak man pole dog log" got it now? Dumb asses an, an and it's saluting put it away man I think I'm scarred for life"

Sugimi finally decided it was time to spring it "What you mean Gimi? He's a member of the family and has rights to you know he wanted some air and to see what's going on in the world"

"Maybe my sword will convince him to go home and stay there," smartass Inuyasha retorted

"Growl"

"Wha what did that freakin thing just growl?

"You've upset him and hurt his feelings," Sugimi replied

"Aw there, there Gimi Kaggy's here your such a sweet boy" aren't you? Kagome said stroking it while it's head rested on the palm of the other hand

"Purr,"

"What the fuck, it purrs?" the shocked hanyou exclaimed

"Make friends with yours he will do the same," Sugimi casually replied

"Why don't ya go to your room spray some cologne around light a few candles put on some sexy music lay down and play drilling for oil? Than I won't have to look at boner-gimi" then "And you wench stroking it like it was a cat sick,"

"But he's so soft and smooth," Kagome waited a few seconds then kissed it on the head "Wow he tastes wonderful,"

"WHAAAAAT? Inuyasha screamed "That's it I'm outta here you sick bastards" he ran like hell

"Ah finally," Sugimi said opening the button on the waist of his pants

"Hahahahaha" bouts of howling laughter broke the silence

"Oh my fucking gods I'm dying don't think I could have lasted much longer," Kouga panted

"Poor, poor baby actually thought it was real," Kagura managed to say

"Free at last," Sugimi exclaimed after removing the fake penis that had been strapped to his waist and sticking out through the open fly of his pants "I got the idea when he said I wore a strap on,"

"Yes but you must admit it does look real," Sesshoumaru said "Even has your cheek stripes on it,"

"Thanks Kouga the growl and purr you added made it even better," Sugimi praised

"Hey if it drives mutt face nuts I'm a happy little wolfy hehehe,"

"So big dog daddy what's next on the menu? Sesshoumaru teased

"Give me time to think so many possibilities if my babies have any ideas feel free to share,"

Inuyasha's new nemesis

"I hear we have a new student," Kagura announced

"If she's hot she can bear my children," Miroku said batting his eyes

"Geez monk we don't even know if it's a girl or not yet you perverted lecher," Inuyasha scolded

"Sniff" is that? No it can't be" Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"What happened fluff did your pubes twist get caught in your undies pull and give ya a big ouchie? Inuyasha couldn't resist "Time to trim the bushes old boy,"

"Later cretin I have things to do," Sesshoumaru replied and immediately left

"Weird much? Did a sniff and run"

"Inuyasha maybe he's found a suitable female and wants to lay claim to her before another male beats him to it," Ayame said

Elsewhere

Ring, ring "Hello Taisho's sex palace one hundred percent pleasure guaranteed" what's your desire?

"Very funny father not,"

"Oh no it's you mister buzz kill," Sugimi shot back

"She's here,"

"No oh no, are you shitting me?"

"No but I wish I was," Sesshoumaru replied

"Well depending who she decides to mess with she'll either cry or die,"

"Oh please god let it be little brother? I haven't seen a good himicide in decades"

"Yes my boy Inuyasha isn't known as the college hellhound and assassin for nothing," Sugimi said "If she chooses him it'll be fun for us hehehe,"

Then

"Wench you got five seconds to get the hell out of my sight before I shred you out of all the people in this college I'm the one you don't want to fuck with" got it? Be stupid enough to continue it's your funeral I only give one warning after that it's your ass" Inuyasha warned

"Oh shit I hear she's chosen your brother RIP dumbass," Sugimi said

"Thank you god I knew being a good little demon would get my prayers answered," Sesshoumaru gloated

"I'll report you to the dean," she yelled

"Idon't give a rats ass go ahead boy are you in for a surprise," Inuyasha replied "Well what are you waiting for? Move that fat ass get some exercise his office is right there first floor" he added pointing to his fathers office

"Hey my ass is not fat but better a fat ass than being a,"

"Let me stop you right there before your sewer mouth rights a check your saggy wrinkled ass can't cash,"

"As I was saying before being so rudely interrupted better a fat ass than being a half breed," she bit

"Ohhhhh shit," the others exclaimed

"Congrats toots you just made it to the top of my kill list and that's nearly impossible to do," Inuyasha bit

"Oh you are so screwed," Daichi Inuyasha's sarcasm pal and partner in crime told her

"My names Taisho Inuyasha by the way remember that" now weren't you reporting me to the dean?

"See how that smile gets wiped off your arrogant face after I do," She snapped and took off toward Sugimi's office

"I trust you heard she's on her way to you? Sesshoumaru asked

"Lovely and it was such a nice day to,"

"Oh daddy Sesshy has a naughty idea,"

"Daddy you never call me that uh oh,"

"Special treat gifty for little brother extra strength yes?

"Yes my little reaper in fact make it triple," the elder said

"I love you Inupapa,"

"Yura will be more than happy to make it triple strength hahaha," Sugimi replied

"Yes that is even better,"

"I will have Kouga keep her busy until you return," Sugimi told him then called the wolf

With Kouga

"Get out of my way scum,"

"Typical can't get any dried up frustrated nobody wants ya frigid ugly hag," she just found the wolf version of Inuyasha and was hating it "I wouldn't do you not even with a bag over your head hiding the ugly,"

"Your as bad as that damn half breed now get out of my way," she snapped

"Better a half breed than a brainless half wit," he shot back

"I'll purify you,"

"Go ahead double dare ya," Kouga taunted while she glared death daggers "Come on I'm waiting,"

"Damn you diiiiie," she then raised a hand to throw a miko power ball at him it hit

"Hm tingly thank you father" can I please have another? Kouga taunted

"What the?

"It's easy genius you tried to kill me without reason plus your so corrupt with hate arrogance and stupidity your puny power didn't even have a pink glow like a real mikos power does,"

At Yura's place

"Five hundred dollars Sessh are you kidding me? The ingredients are cheap" Yura said

"Yes but it is a special occasion soon to become a hilarious one that will go down in history after little brother gets this" triple strength please?

"Uh oh who crossed my dog eared baby? Sesshoumaru told her "Oh dammit just our luck she picked this town to come to well on the bright side when Yashy's through she might leave Japan,"

"When it starts we get to watch the fun," evilly smiling Sesshoumaru said

Back at college a while later

"Little brotheeeeer,"

"Yes big bro what's up need me to kiil someone for you? Inuyasha teased

"No got something for you," Sesshoumaru extended his arm gift wrapped surprise in hand

"Sniff, wait is that what I think it is?"

"Yes"

"A special gifty for me and it ain't my birthday or Christmas, I thought you said you never wanted me doing it again,"

"Well you are older now I think you can handle it," Sesshoumaru was mentally doing a happy dance

Inuyasha shredded the wrapping paper then opened the box "Holy shit special brownies and triple strength," gulp chomp "Oh gods this is better than sex,"

"Oh she is sooo fucked now and not the fun kind Inuyasha is going to be stoned for a whole week," Bankotsu said

"And we all know how he is stoned," Mirou added

"Yep ten times worse than when sober," Kagura replied

"Ooo I can hardly wait for it to start," Daichi gloated

After 2 minutes and a dozen brownies "Hm love you all but I forgot something be back in a bit thanks big bro," Inuyasha exclaimed then took off

"Ah the games begin," Ayame said

"Sniff, sniff, sniff ah found ya," Inuyasha said when he scented where his prey was

"And here we go peeps," Kouga exclaimed

"Oh she's just an uptight ho cuz my tube steak I wouldn't let her blow that nasty hag known as Skankyo I mean Kikyo

She has no class and offered me that fat wrinkled saggy ass full of rancid gas

Twenty four seven she's drunk and smells like a skunk the front lawn died from her biohazard funk

Her hole is so dry from nonuse it's cracking and peeling from floor to ceiling

One day a curious penis stopped by to take a look but immediately fled for his life as if being chased by a maniac with a knife

Roses are red violets blue with a ten foot pole I wouldn't touch you,"

Inuyasha's singing came blasting over the schools PA system, Sugimi sitting in his office was wide eyed shocked than nearly broke a rib laughing. But what really burned Kikyo up was when the other students started singing the song

"Whoa he didn't wait a minute sweet," Bankotsu exclaimed

"Game on father dearest," Sesshoumaru said when Sugimi answered his phone

"S, s so I hear," the laughing elder gasped "He will stoned and in revenge mode for a week, she hasn't made it to my office I must get him and Kouga something special as thanks,"

"Little brother is the perfect weapon,"

"That was Kinkyho by anonymous," Inuyasha finished

"Oh Kinkyho, oh Kinkyho where for art though Kinkyho? For far and wide thy thunderous farts rip killing men and sinking many a ship" wiseass Daichi with one hand over his heart could not resist adding

"Bro that was killer good hehehe," Inuyasha who heard it said then left the office where he used the PA system

Day 2

"Hm, hm, hm," Inuyasha hummed

"Oh no what have you done or what are you about to do? Sango asked

"Nothin mom,"

"Really than what's with the lovely tool collection? Ayame asked

"I'm a janitor on the side,"

"Start talking dog or die," Kagome threatened "I want info and I want it now,"

"Me no speaky human woof, woof,"

"Me no speaky dog but I speaky no ramen for three months,"

"Hey" what the hell? Ka go me"

Then

"Ahhhhhhhhh," tore through the school he started humming again "Nooooo, Taisho,"

"Um my favorite doggie what happened in there? Kagura asked

"A quick wash for the ho on the go gotta keep it clean and smelling sweet," Inuyasha answered

"Our cretin is a busy boy," Sesshoumaru spoke

"What I just rigged the toillet with a nice F and A washing device,"

"F and A? Bankotsu asked

"Let me explain kids our caring hanyou rigged the toilet with a pipe to wash the F and A front and ass he has it set on cold," Miroku explained

"What? Just want to keep the wench trench and back door clean the icy water helps keep it's pelt moist and fur shiny"

"Inuyasha you are a sick boy," Miroku said

"You just figured that out man your slow," Inuyasha teased "Well later my loves got things to do," he hummed again while leaving

"My loves," Sango said

"Oh shit it's going to be bad and epic," Bankotsu spoke

"My loves little brother usually considers that type of talk to be mushy and girly,"

"Yo Sessh I found our boy he's in the art class," Kouga said

"Oh dear lord Inuyasha plus art supplies plus printers equals mass destruction," Kagura added

"Yes he usually takes it slow starts off small works it over a period of days but this time it's a weeks worth of hell the first day I knew getting him stoned was a wonderful idea," Sesshoumaru told them and laughed

"Yep dogweed and demon catnip mixed with human reefer brownies really give a canine inspiration," Kouga gloated

"And I had them made triple strength," Sesshoumaru said

"Fast acting week long lasting high and being the hellion he already is without it he's double trouble hehehe," Miroku chimed in

"Well now that he has a new target father is greatly relieved," grinning Sesshoumaru pointed out

Lunch time

Everyone entered the cafeteria got in line and waited to get their food after choosing and getting their meal they headed for their usual tables. They sat down the students then noticed a pamphlet on the table near each seat curious they opened and began reading, eyes widened in shock then landed on a certain individual sitting at a table alone Inuyasha's new and favorite target

"Wow the surgeon is amazing," one guy said

"Nice renovations Kikyho," Daichi aka Inuyasha the second added

"What the hell are you losers talking about? she snapped

"Self advertisement hun we don't care who did what," Kagura jabbed

"Maybe if I knock your teeth out tramp you'll get to the point," Kikyo threatened

"Ooo she don't know who she's fucking with," Inuyasha whispered to the gang

"Yeah sweet quiet seemingly angelic Kgura is the female version of you hehehe," Ayame said

"Well in five four three," Inuyasha never got to finish

"As you wish," Kagura sweetly replied

The pamphlet in Kagura's hand went flying across the room with such hard force from her demon powers it hit Kikyo right on the mouth splitting both lips she shrieked in pain. Her eyes widened in horror after it opened there beneath pictures it said. Hi my name is Kai formerly known as Kikyo this is me before and after the surgical renovation, as you can see ladies I'm very well endowed wink, wink. My number is 555-KikyKai-gets-freaky anything you want pleasure guaranteed

"But it's a lie I was born a girl still am one," she wailed

"Dressing like one doesn't make you one but hey I don't judge what ever makes you happy," Daichi needled

"Amazing the penis looks so real," Saito another one of Inuyasha's fellow sadists added

"Hell if I was a girl I'd give it a try," another male said

"Taishooooo I know you did this bastard," Kikyo bellowed looking at Inuyasha

"Prove it sweetness dare ya I'll be waiting," the hanyou innocently and casually replied

"Why you, you piece of trash,"

"You know talking about yourself like that is so sad" please stop? It breaks my heart" he replied wiping away fake tears, the cafeteria erupted in gut busting fits of laughter the others could no longer contain

"Father I presume you are watching this via the school security camera? On his cell phone Sesshoumaru asked

"Ye cough yes the whole glorious thing your brother's finest masterpiece," gasping for air laughing Sugimi replied

"Aw does someone need a tummy rub?" the younger teased

"Yes but only if it's a female doing it, your brother is in overdrive more than once in one day and I know my little hellhound isn't done yet at this rate she may leave before tomorrow hehehe,"

"Well she did ask for it I barely restrained myself from killing her after that rumor she started that we were an incestuous father son couple when we lived in Tokyo," Sesshoumaru replied "She should never have tried to demand Inuyasha like a slave suicidal tart,"

"Yes he is the perfect revenge weapon," Sugimi replied "Hm lets bring youngest to my office" shall we?

"Oh dear god what are you up to?"

"Wait for it Sesshykins keep your phone on and just listen," Sugimi pressed a button "Inuyasha please report to the deans office immediately,"

"Hahaha your in trouble now asshole," Kikyo gloated

"Keep dreamin Kik I mean Kai guy bet thinking about it gives ya a boner, hah?"

"Bastaaaard" she bellowed tossing a hard cover book at him which he effortlessly caught "Owwwww" she screamed when it returned hitting her in the eye that quickly bruised looking like it had been punched

"Dang bro you've got lousy aim," he said then left

In Sugimi's oddice

"Yo you called my favorite dog daddy," Inuyasha greeted

"Yes I have something to tell you,"

"If it's about the skank let me tell ya right now I ain't sorry," the younger replied

"Nope and good job by the way, sit down and listen my boy," Sugimi started telling him about the incestuous couple rumor

"Sheeeee what? I'll fucking gut the bitch nobody disses my family and gets away with it" he screamed if not for Sugimi's barrier the whole campus would have heard it

"Calm down pup continue as you are" you do remember why we nicknamed you hellhound right?

"Yeah because you said I was a relentless unholy terror,"

"Yes dear boy I hereby give you a do as you please with no repercussions free pass," Sugimi told him

"So that's why you sneaky bastards gave me triple strength special brownies, sweet I'm in,"

"The look in your eyes tells me you already have more plans lets share ideas son,"

"Ah battle plans like back in the good old days I always love a good war hehehe," Inuyasha was already playing out a thousand revenge scenarios in his mind "Gotta go pop things to do wenches to destroy and all that good stuff,"

"Have fun my boy," his office door closed "We have the best ally on earth," Sugimi said

"Yes and best of all he enjoys his work," Sesshoumaru replied

Back in the cafeteria

"Hahaha hows it feel being in trouble? Kikyo gloated

"Zip it Kai can't think straight cuz he's so high bought himself a factory made dick but still acts like a brainless no go ho" ever miss your wench trench? Inuyasha shot back

"I'm a girl I was born a girl" how many times do I have to say it? Lying pig"

"Pictures tell the tale, now if you don't mind I'd like to eat my food later loser I mean hater," he sent his friends a text message

Yo I know you guys will flip your shit but

got to tell you something and I need you to stay calm

My dad called me to his office to tell me how when we lived in Tokyo

Kikyho started a rumor that Sessh and him were an incestuous couple

He also gave me a free pass to do anything I want without punishment.

Hehehe party time

Yash

"Oh shit," they whispered after reading his message

"Kagura where are you going my sexy she devil?" Inuyasha asked

"I feel cranky need to blow off some steam a certain tramp said something about knocking my teeth out," she walked away

"Let go bitch," Kikyo bit

"You mentioned something about knocking my teeth out lets give it a test run," Kagura replied dragging her off by the collar of her shirt to parts unknown a while later she returned smiling from ear to ear

"Yo Kagura you didn't kill the biach did you? Not that I'm complaining or anything I'd help get rid of the body" Inuyasha whispered

"Nah my sweet puppy I did something better," she answered scratching behind one of his ears he barely stifled a purr of pleasure that escaped him

"She's the only one he never gets mad at for calling him puppy," Bankotsu exclaimed "Hahaha"

"Aw puppy toes is in love," Kagome teased

"Bite me wench," the hanyou said

Kgome asked where Kikyo was "Be patient any minute now hehehe," Kagura replied

"You bitch I will get you if it's the last thing I do," Kikyo bellowed hair dripping all over the floor

"Yeah promises, promises talk is cheap mama wants some action," Kagura sarcastically replied

"Shit she gave Kinkyho a toilet shampoo a never goes out of style classic," Inuyasha whispered "Watch this hey Kai" ever heard of a shower? Toilets aren't for shampooing hair ya know"

"I hate you son's of bitches inbred halfwits,"

"Kikykaio" Inuyasha shot back combining the names Kai and Kikyo making her blood boil

In science class

Classes began again after students took their seats only one thing would be different and Inuyasha's third treat of the day was about to be sprung "Yo Kai you do know what a trash can is right? I know this is science class and all but that's not scientific" Inuyasha started the fun

"Look half breed I don't want to hear anything from you or your fellow inbreds,"

"Well I was just trying to help a bitch out but fine if you wanna get in trouble with the dean be my guest," Inuyasha retorted

"Yeah look what you left on the table pig," Daichi bit

"Liar I didn't leave anything," Kikyo snapped

"When we all left to go eat there was nothing on the tables you were the first one who came back in here so it's yours," Daichi shot back

She finally looked "Disgusting it isn't mine," she replied pointing to the bloody Kotex pad sitting on the table then jumped up off her chair to fight with others

"I'd say that big ass red stain on the crotch of your white pants is evidence it is," Inuyasha said pointing to her lower half "Eew and that stench," he added fanning his nose with a paper

"Kikyo Nagasaki please report to the deans office immediately," the message repeated again

"Ooo looks like somebodies in trouble have fun princess," Inuyasha needled Kikyo left

Ring, ring "Hello" Naraku answered his phone "Well kids your dream has come true class has been cancelled for the day,"

"Sweet" the students said in unison and started to leave headed for the nearby park while Inuyasha and pals remained

"Mister Taisho a word with you please?" Naraku said

"You got it professor spider,"

"I see you made good use of my lab class the fake blood mixed with the scent chemicals you used on the pad and chair make it smell like real blood, nicely done. Your father told me what she did in Tokyo I and the staff here hereby give you and your friends a no getting punished free pass,"

"Oh I love this school even more now," the deliriously happy hanyou replied "I get to wreak havoc and it's all legal never thought I'd live to see this gifty coming,"

"Thanks teach," the others added

"Kikyo will be cleaning and sterilizing the entire classroom ceiling included," Naraku announced

"Dad always was a sadistic devil dog hahaha,"

"Yes the best part will be when she sees the last name on his office door," Naraku gloated

"Shit I've been wanting that so bad wait till she also sees it's the one she lied on," evilly smiling Inuyasha gloated "BOOM"

"My dear dog pal,"

"Oh shit spider what are you up to?"

"Lets postpone her seeing your father and his name for now,"

"I'm listening," Inuyasha replied

"Spidy wants to have a little fun not too much just a tad,"

"Hm do tell," Inuyasha was grinning like he'd just won a million dollars

"Hold on a sec gonna call a pal of mine,"

"Oh god," the hanyou exclaimed

Ring "Hello Gimis sex palace Gimi speaking name your poison,"

"Real funny dog,"

"Thanks I thought so hehehe" is spider on the menu today?

"I have an idea Gimi darling,"

"Oh no he said darling it's bad I want in," Sugimi replied

"Well I was thinking instead of letting Kikyho see your last name and face and sending her into shock you turn into a copy of me we'll pass as twin brothers, lets see Mattaki Himura and Naraku Himura" Sound good old pal?

"Oh my god you are deliciously evil I'm changing my appearance and door name now," Sugimi was in demon heaven tap, tap

"I hear tapping texting are we?" Naraku teased

"You bet your sweet eight legged ass I am all the staff here already hate Kikyturd plus they'll want in on it hahaha,"

"Dad always was a wicked prank master," Inuyasha praised

"I heard that son" who do you think you got it from? I see you and spidy are partners in crime"

"Sure why not?" he laughed

"Oh and Naraku I will be exactly like you but with one slight difference my eyes will be more on the copper side," Sugimi told him

"As you wish big dog," Naraku and Inuyasha said

"Answering together you know you two combined make an inuspider" riiiight? Sugimi teased

"Cool a superior new breed," they high fived each other

The switch, Inuyasha's voodoo

"I'm just a devil in disguise don't let my beauty hypnotize it isn't always what you see a raging beast lives inside of me," smiling Inuyasha sang deviltry dancing in his happy eyes

"Eew what beauty? Kouga needled "And that song is perverted,"

"Okay I was trying to keep it clean but if you insist,"

"But nothing you perv," the grinning wolf jabbed

"I'm just a devil in disguise don't let my beauty hypnotize it isn't always the sex god that you see a horny raging beast lives inside of me and he's always hunting for pussy," Inuyasha smiled wickedly "There the clean version" happy now?

"Oh no he's singing trouble is coming," Kagome exclaimed

"Hello my most beautiful in the world friends,"

"Most beautiful in the world friends," they all said

"Little brother usually considers that type of talk unmanly," Sesshoumaru whispered to Sugimi who nodded in agreement while they looked down from the second floor

"Yo mutt, what's with all the books trying to learn to read and write?" Kouga teased

"And what is in the bag? Miroku asked

"No their cookbooks loaded with how to cook wolf recipes," the hanyou retorted "In the bag are seasonings for tonight's dinner wolf a la range nosy monk,"

"Freakin cannibal," said wolf shot back

"Freakin A," Inuyasha replied

"So Yashy my pet five books what kind are they? Kagura asked

"Ah nothing special,"

"He comes home with five new books and their nothing special?" Sugimi whispered

"Why do I get the feeling that our devil dog is going to provide us with a weeks worth of comic entertainment in one day that will last a life time? Grinning Sesshoumaru replied

"Well my loves off to study I go," Inuyasha said then swiftly disappeared

"Here he comes," Sugimi said Inuyasha ascended the stairs

"Greetings most beautiful dogs on earth," Inuyasha greeted them wearing a smile wider than the earth while heading to his room sewing machine he'd taken from the storage closet in the other hand

"Finally repairing your torn panties, son?" Sugimi grinned when a growl met his ears

Five minutes later

A whirring sound was heard "What is that? Bankotsu asked

"My dear Banky that is what's known in the business as a sewing machine," Kagura teased

"Maybe dog breath finally decided to take up dress making," Kouga joked

"Inuyasha plus a sewing machine equals danger we all know he can make damn near anything a weapon," Sango said

"Father I take it you scented it as well?"

"Yes he wasn't lying about herbs being in the bag he is sewing so there was fabric in it as well,"

"I shall return shortly," Sesshoumaru said then quickly disappeared

'Going to use your ability to go through walls undetected clever dog' grinning Sugimi thought

'Oh shit' never swearing Sesshoumaru thought as he watched his younger sibling making a doll then put what looked like hair a photo and other things inside it he swiftly returned to his father "Can you guess what our hellhound is making?

"Sexy undies to wear for his hot date with Kagura? No fool now tell me or die" the elder sarcastically replied

"Fine since you are being so mean I saw nothing," Sesshoumaru replied using a whiny small child's voice

"Pup"

"Oh okay he's making a doll,"

"Oh no it's probably going to have a mechanism to make it walk etcetera well guess it's alright as long as he doesn't blow up my school because than I'd have no other choice but to kill him,"

"No snookums it's better than that it is a voodoo doll," Sesshoumaru teasingly replied

"Oh dear god no we have a voodoo dog,"

"Yes and with his demonic powers it will be powerful," the younger said

"Tapping into his demonic powers to cast spells clever boy,"

"Congratulations we have a male witch in the family," madly grinning Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"You are to film tomorrows class" Understood?

"Yes Daddyikins," he answered playfully pinching his fathers cheeks "I will stay hidden inside a barrier,"

"Good boy," Sugimi teased scratching behind one of Sesshoumaru's ears like he was a mortal dog then was thanked with an indignant growl "Aw daddy wuvs you too,"

Following morning in class

"Hello voodoo dog," Kouga greeted

"Shut it wolf they will hear ya big mouth,"

"Relax flea bag I put a barrier around us nobody can hear ,"

"Yeah fine whatever," Inuyasha replied "Yo hurry up and sit down,"

Everyone sat down while Inuyasha readied his new toy patiently waiting for his target to arrive, Kikyo finally entered the class and sat down "Bro this is why I love sitting in the back," Kouga said

"I know right? Like in a movie theatre perfect view of everything but not to close" Inuyasha replied

"Hello Mister Hiroshi is out sick for a week so I will be your science and history teacher," Naraku announced

"Ohhhhh" the students minus one teasingly groaned

"Yes love you too," Naraku grinned

"Hehehe fun time," Inuyasha whispered to Kouga

"Be gentle it's her first time you know," Kouga teased

'Oh gods' Kikyo thought while she felt a hand massaging her private spot but damn if it didn't feel good she was so hot it went on for a few minutes one hand tightly gripping her skirt at her side the other on her crotch she was about to cum when "Ahhhhh it hurts stop," she screamed

"What your brain hurts from trying to think? Daichi insulted

"No something stabbed me in my girl zone," she wailed eyes filling with water

"Eew fingering yourself under the table in class" what accidentally stabbed your cooch with a jagged nail you've heard of nail files, right? Saito needled he loved aggravating her

"What? Your disgusting" she bellowed "Owww it hurts,"

"It's just cramps here go to the bathroom and put a pad on," Ayame said while throwing a Kotex pad to her

"Your on the rag drama queen," Kagome jabbed

"Bastards" Kikyo bellowed

"Kikyo Nagasaki report to the deans office immediately," a voice came over the PA system

"Wait why does he sound like professor Himura?" she asked

"You will find out when you get there now go," Naraku bit his feigned ire was perfect she stomped out after a few seconds passed

"Taisho" everyone said in unison

"What? I'm sitting back here minding my own business? Never left my seat" Did I? Inuyasha replied grinning like the cat that just ate the canary

"You don't need physical contact with the victim to wreak havoc," Smiling Naraku said

"Taishooooo,"

"Fine ya nosy bastards," he held up the voodoo doll

"Oh this is perfection," Daichi aka Inuyasha's evil twin exclaimed "Commit the crime but don't leave any finger prints or evidence" Bro what did you do?

"Gave her kitty G spot a nice sexy massage when she was about to cum stabbed her clit with a hat pin nothing tooo drastic" right? The hanyou teased

"Oh shit a voodoo gynecologist," Miroku exclaimed

"No fool a kitty therapist and masseuse,"

"Same thing," Saito and Daichi needled

In the deans office

"Sit down," Sugimi aka Mattaki Himura commanded

"Why do you look and sound like professor Himura? Kikyo asked

"Isn't it obvious? Naraku and I are twin brothers only my eyes are more copper his are honey brown," he opened the office door "You see it says dean Mattaki Himura,"

"Oh sorry"

"Now back to the subject at hand" why were you masturbating in class? You could have went to the bathroom and did it in private" he scolded

"I was not masturbating something stabbed me in my girl zone,"

"Girl zone you mean vagina it's called a vagina dear,"

"No shit Sherlock, what was your first fucking clue?" she screamed "Ow it hurts make it stop," she cried out while searing pain shot through her head and anus at the same time one hand on her head the other on her ass "It's like a needle stabbing me,"

"Trying to seduce me will not get you out of trouble young lady you are suspended for one week, This is your last chance I will not be so lenient next time," he bit

"But I did nothing wrong,"

"Get out and go home," Sugimi snapped his performance was to convincing she left head down in defeat "I do believe that is the first time she's ever felt or looked so defeated,"

"Yes, yes it is,"

"Ahhhhh damn you Sesshoumaru forgot about your going through walls ability,"

"Hehehe poor Mattaki sensei," he paused and waited "Slowly ruining her reputation and student status?

"Well we do owe the troll plus if we work it right we'll get her permanently kicked out of college," Sugimi said

"Hm I had gutting her in mind but yours and little brothers tortures are way better and entertaining,"

That night in Kikyo's bedroom

"Ooooo," she moaned in lust as she lay on her bed

She was highly turned on and soaking wet something was rubbing up and down between her nether region lips her breast nipples being licked at the same time was driving her mad with pleasure. She felt a massive orgasm nearing and wanted to scream her pleasure to the heavens above it was beginning

"Oh god noooo," she cried out when something searing hot rammed into her vagina all the way up to her brain "It burns,"

"How do ya like me now skank?" gloating Inuyasha said while holding the voodoo doll with a hat pin stuck through it's crotch over the candle flame

"Ewwwww" what it that stench? She said the smell of valerian asafetida two of the rankest herbs on earth mixed with raw rotting meat filled her nose

"Damn I really got to start charging this sow for overtime," Inuyasha wisecracked

Inuyasha had the herb coated rotten piece of meat to which he added fresh habanero hot peppers sitting on a piece of aluminum foil inside a metal box the doll lay face down suspended from a small frame he made just above the meat, he didn't want to soil his torture toy with the meat blood. because he wasn't done yet. After torturing her he put the lid back on the box leaving her to smell it all night and cough from the pepper fumes habaneros aka hell peppers burned like fire but her past and present actions fueled his vengeance

"I see the demon box I gave you is working well," Sesshoumaru said "Others cannot smell your crime from it as they would a regular one," he was never prouder of his sibling than he was at that moment

"I figured your sadistic ass would enjoy this," Inuyasha replied smirking like mad

"True but you are out sadisting me right now,"

"Don't you two think you're a little too old to be playing with dolls? Sugimi needled

"Iiiiil kill you," the two snapped then the chase began

"Hey they're gone lets get a look in Yashy's room," Kagura said

In Inuyasha's room

"Dear cough god," Kouga exclaimed after lifting the lid off the box that had drawn his attention to it

"Oh that is rank," Bankotsu said

"I'm going to die," the others added

"He even added hell peppers aka habaneros," Kagome pointed out "He always was such a kind caring soul,"

"Yeah cough homicidally caring," grinning Miroku said

"Hat pin through the crotch to hey the crotch is wet," pointing Ayame exclaimed

"Hehehe mutt used a little grope and rub got her hot and wet then shoved the pin in when she started climaxing," Kouga told them

"You mean that's cum gross?" Bankotsu said

"Nah not actual cum doll just gets wet when ya work lust torture," grinning Kouga answered

"Damn Inuyasha is brutal hahaha," Jakotsu added

"Yep he doesn't want to soil the doll with meat juice because I know he'll be bringing it to school again to mess with her," Sango said

A week later in the cafeteria

Smiling Inuyasha sat in the back waiting "Come on wench trench I'm waiting," his new name for Kikyo

"Wench trench leave it to him to name the sacred kitty something crazy," Miroku teased

"What she's a wench with a trench," Inuyasha shot back

"Aw look he even brought his dolly to class today," Kouga teased

"Go flush yourself wolf,"

"Flush you mutt,"

"Shhhhh here she comes," Jakotsu said

Inuyasha had his beloved toy holding it under the table Kikyo had her food tray headed to the table to sit down and eat, suddenly her arms jerked upward making the tray food and all hit her in the face the red fruit juice quickly staining her white shirt

"Oh no my clothes," she wailed

"Miss Nagasaki making a spectacle of yourself again I see," the just entering the room dean said

"My arms jerked up I don't know why it's not my fault,"

"If your going to play with and waste your food maybe we should revoke your cafeteria privileges,"

"But dean Himura I didn't do it deliberately," she whined

"Grettings dear brother," Naraku greeted

"Well welcome the hell back," Sugimi aka Mattaki teased

"I hate you fuckers hope you di," Kikyo started while stomping out

"What was that miss Nagasaki? Naraku and Sugimi said

"Nothing," she took off

Sugimi headed toward his youngest "Inuyasha my pet you've brought your companion with you today I assume?' he teased

"Companion? Oh you mean my hot stuff Kagura sure did"

"No smartass you know the one I mean,"

"Oh yep wench trench is here too," the wiseass hanyou replied

"You call vagina's wench trench hehehe only you," Sugimi teased

"You know you looking like Naraku is cool but kinda creepy, right?"

"How dare you? My family is quite handsome," Naraku feigned indignation

"Oh wow Naraku sensei and dean Mattaki are sexy," a female student exclaimed

"Two hot Himura's it's too much," another added

"I may not survive this level of hotness," a third girl said

"Looks like you boys have your own amorous fan squad," Inuyasha teased "Better stalk up on condoms,"

"Zip it," they replied

Later that day

"Girls come here," Inuyasha called his female pals they came asking what was up "Don't use the shower near the door in the girls shower room tell your friends to do the same,"

"Oh no," they replied "Your up to no good,"

"Aren't I always? He teased they left and spread the word "Don't you dirty dogs ask what's coming you got to wait just like everyone else," he told his male friends they groaned in frustration

After gym class the sweaty girls all headed to their shower room "Hey that's mine," Kikyo snapped at the girl going into the last shower stall in the back that she favored and always used

"Hm funny don't see your name on it," the other replied after looking inside it

"Well it's mine now beat it or else,"

"You snooze you lose loser," was the reply she got the other quickly stepped in starting her shower

"Bitch, fine than I'll use this one," Kikyo snapped

After putting her shampoo and bathing supplies on the shelf inside the stall Kikyo turned on the shower started washing her hair then rinsed it afterward wrung her long hair out, she applied hair a thick layer of conditioner that she loved to leave sitting on her hair for 3 minutes while she scrubbed her body with a soapy wash cloth. After washing she realized she'd left the hair conditioner longer than planned but didn't care

After thoroughly rinsing then wringing her hair she wrapped it in a towel then dried off with a bath towel she usually looked in the mirror after removing the hair towel and getting dressed but this time didn't feel like it. The other girls had already dried off and left everyone headed to history class, Kikyo was the last one in and was immediately greeted with

"Hey who's the hot new blond? Saito asked

"Don't know bro but I'd like to bang her box," Daichi added

"And that red makes her look even hotter," another exclaimed

"Hot blond red? I'm not blond and I am not wearing red" what is wrong with you fools? You need eye glasses" she replied

"Here hun I'll let you borrow my compact," Kagura sweetly said and handed it to her

The loudest ear piercing scream on the planet that could wake the dead tore through the school after seeing her reflection, she gasped in horror seeing her hair was blond very blond and red skin to go with Kikyo didn't know weather to crawl under a rock to hide from the world or die from the horror first and decided hiding was her only option and without a word bolted out of the room

"Blond red skin how the hell did you do it? Miroku asked Inuyasha

"Simple I put red dye in the shower pipe line it's clear like water takes about fifteen minutes to react with the bodies chemistry to turn red but doesn't affect hair and replaced her hair conditioner with triple strength fast acting lilac scented bleach cream it's the same scent and consistency as her hair conditioner,"

"Oh my fucking gods," his friends exclaimed

"What I spared no expense used all the highest quality stuff?" he replied smiling evilly

"Inuyasha is like an evil genius," Daichi praised

"Well I did tell her of all the people in this school I'm the one she shouldn't fuck with but some bitches never listen," said hanyou replied "I owe her for saying my dad and Sessh were an incestuous couple when we lived in Tokyo," they looked like they wanted to vomit

"So what's next oh master of horror?" Saito asked

"Hm give me time to think kids so many possibilities so little time," Inuyasha answered

"Our boy strikes again," Naraku said to Sugimi

"Yes dear lord he never disappoints,"

ScrewTubeDotPerv

Kikyo hid at home waiting for the red dye on her skin to fade away she dyed her hair back to black, went to her computer to check her emails and social media she noticed a strange email in her inbox a link ScrewTubeDotPerv, out of curiosity she clicked on it thinking it was a boring cheap amateur porn site good for a laugh. Her face paled with horror when she saw Inuyasha's masterpiece the guy wearing a pink rabbit suit his face with green frog skin wrinkly and looked100 years old was doggy style banging her the horror of it making bile rise up in her stomach

"Noooo it's not me," she cried out "Taisho he did it I'll kill that son of a bitch," she raged

"Ooo my left ear is ringing somebodies talking bad about me," gloating Inuyasha said "Somebody must have opened their gifty,"

"Gifty? Everyone replied

"Yeah look," turning his laptop he showed them his ScrewTubeDotPerve art work

"Oh my god even on the internet he's tormenting her," Miroku exclaimed "I freaking love it,"

"Never fuck with a Taisho we're evil relentless bastards hehehe,"

"This is true," Sugimi and Sesshoumaru said then laughed

The announcement

Following day

"In here seriously? A female asked

"Yes" he replied

"But what if we get caught? Wait that just makes it hotter"

"Little minx I just knew you had a bit of freak in you but the door has a lock,"

Lemon

She hadn't noticed her skirt was hiked up and panties were gone until she felt something "Oh shit,"

"Your soaking wet and I haven't even started moving yet," he said after completely filling her

"Oh gods fucking damn," she gasped when with his first thrust she exploded like an erupting volcano

"Holy hell woman when you do that with your passage the suction feels like your doing oral,"

"What can I say kitty loves giving head," she joked continuing using the suction technique "Wait did it just?

"Yes it swelled sometimes it happens you are driving us both insane be warned continue I may fill you so much you will be pregnant soon," he warned

"Gulp"

"Yes gulp my dear lot's of gulps hehehe," he teased thrilling at the shock he'd just given her

"Oh yes, yes, yes just like that," she cried as more explosions hit hard

Lemon continues

"Yo Sessh where's dad?"

"Maybe he's getting a manicure his claws were looking a tad worn,"

"Real funny not mister neat freak takes better care of his claws than he does his sword,"

"Well maybe he spotted a hot female mechanic while passing an auto repair shop and deciced to get his exhaust pipe tested," Sesshoumaru was the king of innuendos

"So man poles are exhaust pipes now yeah okay,"

"You did ask little brother and I answered" Does someone need a hug? The elder teased smiling at his siblings glare

Suddenly a blinding light tore through and filled the first floor two separate colors blue and pink coiled and swirled around each other like snakes just before combining creating a bright light purple

"What the hell is that? Inuyasha exclaimed

"A wedding," Kouga started the fun

"Wolf you either cracked your head during a fall or overdosed on dingus Mcstupid pills,"

"Excuse me forgot your still a virgen so you wouldn't know when a demon gets mated aka married that's what happens,"

"Virgen I'll kill you ya lying bastard,"

"Later peeps," Kouga said while jumping up to run getting the chase he wanted

"Kouga mentioned demon mating and he's more worried about being called a virgen," Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"Yes and took no notice the pink one of the power lights is a mikos," madly smiling Miroku added

"Aw he has a new mommy" Mama Kagome can I go out and play with the other pups? Bankotsu teased

"Banky you are a sick boy," Kagura said

"I know right? He replied

"Yes that blast of light is a demon version of a human wedding announcement poor little brother wait until reality sets in oh I can hardly wait BOOM,"

"That's gonna be the biggest WTF boom in history," laughing Sango added

Outside

Knock knock

"Sniff" Inuyasha came to an abrupt halt

"What mutt got a whiff of your butt and the stench is killing you?"

"No stupid it's Kikyho,"

"Damn skank ruined my chase," Kouga teasingly griped "Remind me to shred her later,"

"Lets go wolfykins,"

"Gross mutt I'm killing you,"

"Ah shut your trap and move it" Will ya?

"I hear someone," a male said

Kouga and Inuyasha came to a screeching halt just as Kikyo reached out and opened the door "Dean Himura on the desk with that troll?"

"Jealous much? Kagome sarcastically shot back playfully licking her fangs with the tip of her tongue

"AHHHHHHH" Kikyo screamed when she saw it

"Greetings remember me?" Sugimi who had turned into his Naraku's twin brother form after he had heard her coming then turned back into his own just for shock value "As you can see I'm not gay or incestuous, and I'm a little busy right now," BOOM

"Owwwww" Kikyo screamed after the door slammed so hard it broke her nose

"Damn pop is savage oh I am buying him the biggest steak in Japan for that," Inuyasha said to Kouga and just arrived Sesshoumaru who had also came after scenting her

"Lets each buy him jumbo steaks since the miko is now his mate she will need one,"

"Yo, yo, you your," Kikyo stammered

"Yes Sesshoumaru Taisho Inuyasha's brother the same one you accused of being in an incestuous relationship with my father,"

"Well Sessh intelligence loss is to be expected happens when head and ass switch places," Inuyasha needled

"Yes you have a point trying to think with as you call it her wench trench is very detrimental,"

"I thought hearing my last name that I made a point of giving the first day we met would jog her non existent memory oops forgot the brainless don't have intelligence the gold eyes and white hair should have been a dead give away," Inuyasha needled knowing she didn't know he hadn't found out about her incest lie till recently

"You, you ge get a away fr from me," backing up Kikyo stuttered as Sesshoumaru closed in on her

"I wouldn't dream of it," Sesshoumaru replied holding his prey by the collar of her shirt, Sugimi's office door opened "Greetings and congratulations miko and father," they thanked him

"Ya congrats ya old goat finally got your pipes cleaned" been what about five hundred years since your last lube? Inuyasha needled "Ow" he yelped when Sugimi's claw snapped his ear "Shit forgot skank wad was here,"

"Fear not little bro I've put her to sleep it hasn't heard a thing haven't decided what I'm going to do with the vermin yet,"

"Uh oh RIP bitch better you than me," Inuyasha replied

"Um Sessh I have an idea," all present gasped Kagome turned into a clone of Kikyo "The school bands are performing tonight, yes?

"They are" what are you up to miko?

"Nothing much," Kagome answered

"Oh boy my wench is on the case start praying," Inuyasha joked

"I have a special song I just came up with, now boys I need you to film everything" and please make sure to put it on ScrewTubeDotPerv? Inuyasha you still play the drums and Miroku and Bankotsu the guitar right?

"You bet your sweet ass I do," the three grinning males replied

"Sweet lets set it up I'll write the sheet music boys the Silver Inu band is taking down a tramps ass tonight,"

"Shit I can hardly wait," Inuyasha gloated

"Why do I get the feeling this is going to be far worse than if I had skinned her alive over a period of days? Laughing Sesshoumaru said

"Because our favorite wenchy was demonic even before mating dad hehehe," Inuyasha teased

"Ah mate this has gotten me rather excited I need some healing in my office I have a pain" But please shed that detestible form? Sugimi whispered in her ear

"Oops sorry forgot to turn back," Kagome replied "I'm so wet again," she whispered in his ear

"Dads such a horn dog," Inuyasha said to Sesshoumaru

"No shit Sherlock finally bought a clue I see," the elder needled

"It's two pm the show doesn't start until eight my miko will see you boys at seven," Sugimi told them then disappeared with his little mate "Every position, yeeeees?' he said and nipped her ear

"Five hours of bang, bang dad you're the man," Inuyasha could not resist

8 pm

The Silver Inu band assembled Kagome had written the sheet music but was keeping the lyrics secret until it started because it was going to be a real shocker. The lights went down Kagome as Kikyo stepped out on stage wearing the sluttiest outfit on earth a low cut top and micro mini skirt outfit that barely covered anything the worst part was it was glow in the dark neon yellow

"Hi I'm Kikyo Nagasaki,"

"What the fuck why the hell is up there getting ready to perform? pissed off Saito asked

"Calm down bro our Kaggy is about to give Kikyho the gift that'll last for life," Daichi told him

"You mean that's Kagome posing as the skank? Daichi nodded yes "Oooo this is gonna be killer hehehe,"

"I'm going to be singing a song I wrote based on real life events Under Cover Brother ," Kagome announced

"You didn't read my text message yes our close group of friends are in on it that's why they're not flipping their shit over it but the others aren't we need some authentic rage showing " Daichi added "And those guys up there are Inuyasha Miroku and Bankotsu wearing disguises playing the music, we don't know what the lyrics are going to be though Kaggy kept that as a surprise but I'm damn sure it's going to be a real ass burner,"

Song starts

"Undercover brother he's my kind of lover

Some say it's incest but to me he is the best

Makes me so hot and wet I break out in a sweat

Best lick and dick I ever had but can't tell mom and dad

Keeps me going for hours even on top of the church's garden flowers

But now I'm in trouble cuz in nine months I'm gonna pop my bubble,"

"WHAAAAAT? The students yelled

"Ohhhhh shit Kagome is a demon," stomping his foot laughing Daichi exclaimed

Inuyasha and his band's members were nearly pissing themselves laughing, Sesshoumaru was filming the whole glorious thing live streaming to ScrewTubeDotPerv and other sites he was finally getting his dream come true sweet long overdue revenge even his darkest fantasies couldn't match or top this. Best of all was the scream that reached the ears of only the demons there from Kikyo who was locked in a room with a TV set up in it so she could see herself aka Kagome giving her life destroying performance karma was a bitch

"It's not me you assholes it's not me," she screamed while banging on the solid not budging steel door

"Uh oh looks like we've got an upset wench on our hands," Hearing her Inuyasha gloated

"With her own brother disgusting I feel ill think I'm going to vomit," Sugimi said his fake disgust looking real

"Me too bro I know a good spot if we need to go," Jakotsu added

"Nagasaki no more please I'm gonna puke?" the students screamed

"Where's a gun when ya need one? another student yelled "And knocked up by her own brother gag,"

"We, we well I guess we can call her Nagaincestsaki now," laughing Saito gasped

"Nagaincestsaki, Nagaincestsaki," others started chanting

"You stupid bastards it is not me," Kikyo bellowed "I'll sue for this,"

"She'll sue priceless considering this is grounds for immediate expulsion which I will be doing," smiling Sugimi was gloating

"Dog this is a masterpiece," Naraku praised

"Thank you spider my mate is a genius,"

"We must have a double celebration party for our mikos outstanding artwork and for the expulsion of Nagasicky, if it were a mere ordinary enemy I'd simply invite her to my spider web for a light snack but I don't eat garbage,"

"Agreed, and besides why show vermin painless mercy with death when it is better to let it live in misery?" Sugimi then gave Naraku the most diabolical grin in history

"What? We didn't do anything wrong stop your upsetting me you'll make me lose the baby, ohhhhh I can't take anymore" Kagome wailed then ran fake crying it was her final addition of gasoline on the fire

Even after expulsion Kikyo could not escape because the local news media had gotten word of it thanks to Inuyasha's anonymous tip via a video clip and reporters were camped outside her house cameras ready, she tried sneaking looks out the window but got caught and pictures were snapped. The fed up landlord was irate and decided to end it himself he had 2 guys come in roll her up in a carpet and took her out 30 minutes after their truck was gone he pulled back the curtains on her apartment windows letting the reporters see the place was empty he had put her furniture down in the basement, after seeing that they immediatelyleft

After learning about the reporters being there "Son you are evil," Sugimi teased

"Well I am a demon, riiiiight?" Inuyasha replied

Sesshoumaru entered the room "I just received word Nagatrashi has left Japan,"

"Woo hoo this is the best day ever," Inuyasha exclaimed

"Yashy"

"Yes your hotness?" he answered Kagura

"Come with me I want to tell you something,"

"Coming my sexy queen," he teased

"I get the feeling I am about to become a father in law," Sugimi exclaimed

"Well I'll be taking my leave I have a slayer to conquer and all," grinning Sesshoumaru said swiftly disappearing

"My eldest and the slayer? Shocked Sugimi exclaimed

"A father in law twice in one day you lucky boy," Naraku teased "There will soon be lots of puppies running around and if all three have twins you'll have a mini army," the wide eyed look of shock in his dog pals eyes was hilarious

"Not this soon I'm still on my honeymoon damn you Naraku," Sugimi snapped "Wait a minute uncle Naraku will babysit," he quickly turned it back on the spider

"Yes old boy but your forgetting hungry spider plus juicy pups equals a delicious free meal consider it payment for services rendered,"

"Huh nice try inus are poisonous to spiders,"

"Care to test that theory? Old friend I am rather famished" smirking Naraku taunted

"Sorry another time maybe I have business to attend to," Sugimi swiftly disappeared

"Ah yes I always do love hunting my prey before catching and eating it," Naraku vanished

"Dear lord they are worse than kids," Bankotsu exclaimed

"Yo peeps look over there," Kouga called out pointing up

Everyone ran to the window as they looked up to the sky in mid flight a huge white dog was being chased by an equally huge spider. All there could have sworn they heard lips smacking and slurping coming from the spider then a loud hiss when the dog lifted it's tail blasting the spider with a rank fart. Naraku soon plummeted to the ground landing on his back unconscious all 8 legs standing straight up as if dead

"You know Inuyasha is going to mercilessly rag Naraku about this" right? Miroku said

"Yep I'm filming the whole thing hehehe," Jakotsu replied

"Jaky honey you've been hanging out with us too much we've corrupted you," Ayame teased

"Honey I was born corrupt," he replied and laughed

"Sugimi's dragging him back like a sack of potatoes savage," Bankotsu exclaimed

"Honey I'm home," The returning dog lord greeted

"Inupapa how did you do it? Ayame asked

"Simple my dear smartass spidy learned the hard way this Inu loves garlic lots of raw garlic and plenty of hot pepper hehehe,"

"Garlic pepper gas bomb brutal," Kouga teased

"Oh wolfy I have an idea,"

"Oh no Sugimi whet the hell is on your evil mind?" Kouga asked

"Our spider wakes up with you on one side and me on the other,"

"Dog spider wolf sandwhich," Kouga smirked evilly

Naraku started to wake up "Where the hell am I did anyone get the number of that truck that hit me? As his mind cleared the memory replayed in his mind "Dog I am going to kill you,"

'Oh poor professor Himura' Ayame thought

Two slirps one on each side of him drew his attention when he looked saw on one side sat a very large wolf on the other a large dog with hungry eyes gazing down at him licking their lips "You've got to be shitting me," Naraku exclaimed 'Wait I forgot my secret weapon' he thought

Suddenly miasma filled a big orb he had quickly encased them in soon was seen a very drunk and woozy looking back in their humanoid form dog and wolf barely able to remain upright if not for leaning against each other for support would have landed on their backs

"Holy crap," the others present exclaimed

"Seems you two fools will not be eating spider today," Naraku taunted

"Is a spider what? the stoned pair couldn't form complete coherent sentences

"They can't remember what a spider is professor Himura is the man," they praised

"I love you boys but you have to admit you did ask for it," grinning Kagome said

"Now children shall we partake in and enjoy our nice hot steak dinner?" Naraku asked they said yes "Ice cream and cake for desert, yes?"

"Hey we steak want to," Sugimi and Kouga whined still unable to correctly form complete sentences

"You will after you sober up boys don't want you choking on your meal," was Naraku's elegant reply as they headed to the dining room to eat

Hours later

"I'm starving," Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"I smell meat," Sango and Kagura said

"Well, well, well look who made it I see your still alive boys," Sugimi teased

"And are able to walk as well," Naraku added

"Shut up hungry need food now," the two younger inus indignantly replied

"Here you are boys eat up," Sugimi said

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha had the dreamiest looks in their beautiful golden eyes "Steaaaaak," they called out "Kiss I love you lick chomp gulp,"

"Are they eating or making love to them? Naraku teased

"Guess after eight hours of non stop oil drilling they are tired and famished," Sugimi replied

"Sango, Kagura may I say you make lovely inus? Naraku praised the quietly devouring their meat females

"Thank you Naraku sensei,"

"Now boys where are your manners? Kagome teased Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha

"Not now mother," Sesshoumaru wisecracked then resumed eating

"Chomp bite me wench gulp," Inuyasha continued eating "Oh be my second mate?" he said to the five pound steak he had just spotted and grabbed

"Cheater" have you no shame little brother? Sesshoumaru teased

"Good she can bear the pain and have your pups I just want the sex," Kagura needled

"Don't fret my pet after we eat and rest nobodies gonna see your hot sexy ass for the next few days," Inuyasha promised

"Yay I'm finally going to get grandpups," Sugimi exclaimed

"I want a little sister," Inuyasha shot back

"And I'd like two little brothers," Sesshoumaru added they used their fathers smartass humor against him Sugimi gulped "Hehehe that's what I thought,"