Chapter 7 Fool on the Ed

The doorbell rings at the Loud House.

"I'll get it." Luan said. Luan was expecting her friends Benny and Maggie to come over. She opened the door and saw Benny.

"Hey Luan." He greeted her.

"Hi Benny." Luan said. "Come inside."

Benny came in. "Hey, would you like some pop?"

"Sure." Luan took the can of pop but saw Benny snickering to himself. She realized what he was up to. She aimed the can at him and opened it. Soda pop sprayed onto him, and the burst was so powerful it sent him onto the wall.

Luan laughs. "Nice try, Benny."

Benny falls and a fart sound is heard. He blushed. "Excuse me."

"Ha ha! What a gas! Got you again!" Luan pulled out a whoopie cushion that Benny sat on. She laughed and Benny also laughed.

"Well, I better go clean myself up now." Benny said.

"There's a towel in the kitchen." Luan said.

Benny went to go clean himself. When he went into the kitchen, he set off a trap and a bunch of eggs splattered onto him.

"Dang it."

Luan laughed more. Then the doorbell rang.

"That must be Maggie." Luan answered the door but there was no one there.

"Hello?" She then looked down and noticed a chocolate bunny in a basket. She picked it up and saw a note attached to it. She read it. "A sweet treat for a sweet friend."

Maggie was seen behind the tree snickering since she set up the prank. Luan then heard ticking from the chocolate bunny and realized it was a prank. She threw it near the tree in their yard. It exploded.

"Dang it Luan!" Maggie's voice was heard from behind the tree. Maggie came out revealing she was covered in chocolate.

"Maggie?" Luan snickered when she saw her covered in chocolate. Maggie stumbled backwards and Luan put a banana peel on the ground. Maggie slipped on it and fell in the mud. Luan laughed. Benny came outside.

"Oh man, you guys are so easy." Luan laughed. She helped Maggie up and then sprayed water at her with her flower which got rid of the mud and chocolate. "Keep trying guys. Maybe one day you'll get lucky."

Luan went to shake hands with Benny but ended up shocking him. It's revealed Luan was wearing a joy buzzer. "What a shocking surprise! (laughs) I am truly the queen of all pranksters. I bet I can prank my family and others before sundown. Are you guys with me?"

"I'm in." Benny said.

"Like we have a choice." Maggie said. "But as long as you don't prank me again."

"I promise." Luan said but behind her back she had her fingers crossed.

In the backyard, Lana and Lola were playing. Lola was driving around in her princess car and Lana was in the mud with Hops.

"I love mud." She said to Hops.

Luan, Maggie and Benny peeked from a corner of the house.

"Here are our first pigeons." Luan said mischievously. They hid. Just then, they heard the twins scream. They looked and saw the two blondes covered in sap except for their heads. They were stuck together now.

"Hey guys." Luan greeted them.

"What happened? Are you guys ok?" Maggie asked.

"No. We just got pranked!" Lola said.

"When did you set up this prank Luan?" Benny asked.

"I didn't." Luan replied.

Benny noticed something on Lana's head. "You've got a card on your head Lana."

Luan picked it up and read it. "Prank master?" There was also a picture of a jester on it.

"Yeah, a mysterious prankster has been going around pranking people." Lana said.

"And it's not Luan?" Maggie questioned.

"What? Someone's crowding me." Luan said.

Luan and her friends were walking down the neighborhood.

"This prank master must be an amateur." Luan said. "Everyone knows I'm the queen of pranks around here."

Just then, Leni fell from a tree dangling upside down with a rope tied around her leg. Her hair was all messy too and there were tree branches in it. The guys couldn't help but laugh.

"Leni, is that a new makeover?" Luan teased.

Just then, Leni's purse landed next to them. It had a card on it. Benny picked it up. They were surprised to see what was written on the card.

"The prank master?!"

"This is freaking me out." Benny said. "Here. You take this."

He shoved the card in Maggie's face. She slapped it away.

"I don't know where that's been!"

"Relax guys, anyone can fool Leni." Luan assured but then noticed Leni was gone, much to her surprise. "Aah! Leni!"

"It seems the prank master has the upper hand, Luan." Maggie said nervously.

"Look, no prank master is gonna prank us. Ok?" Luan said. "I'm not scared of this guy."

Luan looked around nervously though. "Um, I think I hear my mom calling me."

She makes a run for it. Benny and Maggie follow her. They see Lucy walking by. A hole opens up in the sidewalk and she falls down. The gang became terrified. They run somewhere else. They see a giant fly swatter that reveals Lynn under it. Everywhere they go they see someone getting pranked. Lincoln and Clyde find a present that has bees inside. Lori gets flung into the air by a big spring. Luna gets her rear end caught in a huge bear trap. Lisa gets trapped in a cage. While all this was happening, Luan, Benny and Maggie found prank master cards. They run into the park and jump into the sandbox. They cower in fear. Prank master cards rain down, surrounding them.

"The prank master's getting everyone!" Maggie said. "We're next!"

Back at the Loud House, Luan and her friends got themselves prepared. They got items around the house to use to protect themselves from any pranks, such as kitchen pots for hardware, trash can lids, and a golf club. Luan opened the front door and peeked around. She went out. "Come on, guys."

Benny and Maggie hesitated. "We don't wanna."

Luan dragged them out. They all stood very close to each other while walking around. "Stay alert guys."

Then Benny saw something. "Look!"

"What?"

"A dollar!" He saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground. "Finders keepers!"

Benny went to get it, but Luan stopped him. "Stop Benny! It's a trap!"

"I agree." Maggie said. "It could be bait for some crazy prank."

Luan went to poke it with her golf club. They shielded themselves but nothing happened. Luan pokes it again. It flew down the street and it landed somewhere else. They follow it.

"Seems like a regular dollar bill." Benny said.

"That's what they want us to think." Luan said.

"Maybe not." Maggie said.

"Hide! Here come the twins." Luan said. They hid in a bush. The twins saw the twenty dollar bill.

"Look! A twenty dollar bill!" Lola exclaimed.

"Boy, are we lucky." Lana said and picked it up. "Let's split this."

"You got it sis."

Lana put the dollar in her front overall pocket and the twins walked off. Luan, Benny and Maggie were surprised. They came out of the bush.

"You see, it was just a regular dollar bill." Luan said, irritated.

"You said it was a trap." Benny stated.

"Yeah, he's right." Maggie said.

"Well, I-hey, what's that?" Luan pointed.

"What?" Maggie turned around. Luan gave her a wedgie. Maggie squeaked and Luan laughed. Benny threw mud at Luan and laughed. The two girls pulled his pants down. Suddenly, they heard laughing. They looked at the other side of the street and saw Luan's siblings plus Clyde all laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Luan asked.

"You suckers fell for it!" Lynn said.

"Fell for what? The prank master didn't prank us."

"We pranked you. There was no prank master." Lincoln explained.

"Yeah, we just pretended to be pranked." Lola stated.

"We got you guys good." Lana said.

They all laughed and walked away. Luan growled, and wiped the mud off her face.

"You're messin 'with the queen! I will get my revenge! Come on, let's go." Luan walked off and Benny pulled his pants back up.

"Luan, a little help here?" Maggie said as she walked off uncomfortably with her wedgie.

Back at the Loud House, the Loud siblings (except Luan) and Clyde are hanging out in the front yard. Luan, Maggie and Benny were in the garage.

"This is so perfect!" Luan said. "My siblings may have learned to pull some pranks, but nobody pulls one better than me."

Luan has made a new prank. It is revealed to be a giant balloon full of trash. Benny and Maggie helped her out.

"Guys, I present to you The Big Stinker Bomb! Giggles taught me how to make this."

"Well I gotta say, this may be your nastiest prank yet." Benny said.

"Literally." Maggie said.

"It's beautiful." Luan said. "I just need to add one more ingredient."

Luan put on some gloves and added a moldy toast to the balloon. Though the smell was so bad it melted the toast.

"Maggie, activate the sequence." Luan ordered. "Benny, open the garage."

Maggie got out a remote used to control the stink filled balloon. She put it in fly mode. Benny opened the garage. At the back of the balloon was a propeller which made it fly. There were also smaller balloons with strings tied to it. Luan cut a rope that was holding up the balloon. "Let's get stinky!" She laughs.

The balloon bomb started to float out of the garage, but unfortunately it got stuck. Luan got worried. Maggie tried to get it out. "Guys, we haven't got much time."

"Come on, push it!" Luan tried pushing it but it wouldn't budge. Maggie and Benny tried to help. The kids outside noticed the stink bomb.

"What the heck is that?" Clyde asked.

The stink bomb finally exploded. Trash spreads all over the front yard and the smell spreads through the neighborhood.

"I CAN'T BREATHE!" Lola yelled.

"Dudes, I can smell Lily's diapers!" Luna yelled.

"Poo poo." Lily said disgustedly.

"Eww!" Leni said disgustedly. The kids were covered in trash. Some covered their noses and they all ran off, except for Lana. She sniffed the air.

"Ah, the sweet smell of garbage."

Luan, Maggie and Benny were also covered in trash so the prank didn't go quite as they expected.

"I need to take a long shower after this." Maggie said, twitching.

Benny threw a diaper off of his head.

"Looks like the joke's on...everyone." Luan said before the strong stench caused her to pass out.

Looks like Luan has a lot of cleaning to do before her parents come home from work. But I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter and I hope you liked Maggie and Benny's major roles. More chapters will be coming soon.