Ch 16: A Royal Valentine's Day
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It's Valentine's Day in Royal Woods, and couples are seen throughout the town. From humans to animals, most people are enjoying this love themed holiday. At Royal Woods elementary, Molly and Stella are walking down the hallway and the school is decorated in Valentine decorations. They see Girl Jordan. She's making a Valentine's Day card.
"Hey, check out Juliet." Molly said to Stella.
The girls went over to Girl Jordan.
"Hey Jordan, what's that?" Molly asked. "A Valentine's Day card for your boyfriend?"
"It's for Artie." Girl Jordan replied. "He will be my future boyfriend."
"Ooh. You two would make a cute couple." Stella said.
"Yeah, he'd be the best boyfriend ever." Girl Jordan said and then walked off.
As Jordan walked away, two Cupids watched her. The Cupids were Lori and Bobby. Cupid Bobby was wearing a white suit and Cupid Lori had a pink dress.
"When nature stirs on Valentine's Day, and greets the children with their splendor-" Cupid Bobby began.
"Suddenly their minds will literally stray to thoughts of love and words so tender." Cupid Lori finished. They giggled and flew off. Then Lincoln, Liam, Rusty, Clyde, and Zach walked down the hall.
"Man, why did Valentine's Day have to be on a school day?" Rusty complained.
"Isn't Valentine's Day wonderful though?" Clyde said. "It's the perfect holiday to find that special someone and show the person that you care."
"You got that right, Clyde." Lincoln said.
Zach smelled his armpit and winced. "I wish I brought deodorant. How could I forget to bring deodorant today?"
"Well, I hope I get to go square dancing with some girl." Liam said.
"Ah, you babies got it light." Rusty said. "Yep. Valentine's Day is just the same ol' grind for this chick magnet."
Rusty took off his shirt to reveal another shirt underneath. It said "Kiss the Hunk." The words had flashing lights. Lincoln looked unimpressed.
"Step right up for a smooch, ladies!" Rusty called. "Line forms to my left."
Rusty and the others waited, but no ladies had shown yet. "They must be freshening up in the can." The flashing lights went off.
"Right." Clyde said. "While we're waiting, I got something here for you guys." He took out a stack of Valentine's Day cards.
"Lincoln, Liam, Zach, Rusty." He handed them out.
"You electrify me?" Rusty read. He saw a picture of some guy on his card. "Who the heck is this guy?"
"Nicola Tesla, Rusty." Clyde said. "It's part of my "Great Minds Of Science" Valentine's Day series."
"Sounds like something Lisa would own." Lincoln said.
"Aren't you supposed to give these things to girls?" Rusty's shirt lit up again. "I got a babe!" He turned to see Mrs. Johnson.
"Hello boys." She greeted. "Happy Valentine's Day."
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too." Clyde said.
"You guys get ready for class. I'm passing out my traditional Cupid cookies." Mrs. Johnson left.
Rusty's shirt went dim. "Ok, Mrs. Johnson doesn't count." His shirt lit up again. He turned around for a smooch but saw Chandler. He was wearing his hall monitor cap.
"In your dreams, pal." Rusty said.
"Put your other shirt back on and get to class!" Chandler ordered.
"Don't let your brain go to your head, Mr. Hall Monitor."
Chandler gave him a detention slip. "Oh, you just earned yourself a detention, pal."
Rusty growled and snatched the slip of paper. He put his usual shirt back on.
"Oh, come now Chandler." Clyde said. "Why taint the emotional sincerity of Valentine's Day with a detention slip?"
Chandler gave a slip to Clyde. "That's for sticking up for Rusthead."
"But I've never had a detention before."
Rusty began walking off. Chandler kicked him. "Move it, slouch!"
Rusty ran off. The other boys began to walk to class. Clyde was about to head to class too, but then he heard crying coming from the janitor's room. Curious, he went there and opened the door.
"Girl Jordan?" He saw her sitting on the floor sobbing.
"Artie hates me!" She cried.
"What happened?" Clyde asked.
We cut to a flashback of what happened earlier. Girl Jordan walks up to Artie.
"Hi Artie, Happy Valentine's day!" She greeted.
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too!" He replied.
"I made you a muffin." She gave it to him.
"Oh, thanks." He took a bite of it. "Wait, what kind is this?"
"Strawberry."
"Strawberry?! I'm allergic to strawberries? You trying to kill me?!" His face puffed up.
"Artie, I swear, I didn't know!" Jordan said innocently.
"My face!" His voice sounded different since his lips were puffed up. "Look what you did to my face! I look like a puffer fish!" He ran off. End of flashback.
"I'm sorry that happened." Clyde said. "But I'm sure he doesn't hate you." He looks at the clock. "Um, don't you think we should be heading to class?"
Jordan continued crying. "I've got no Valentine for Valentine's Day!"
Clyde quickly got out a pen and wrote on a card. He gave it to Girl Jordan. "I really must be getting to class. Happy Valentine's Day, Jordan."
Clyde left. Girl Jordan looked at the card that had Stella's name crossed off and replaced with Jordan.
"Naturally I select you?" Jordan read. Clyde was speed walking to class as Girl Jordan watched him.
"Clyde?" Suddenly, an arrow hit her in the butt. She became lovestruck with hearts in her eyes and she started floating off, sighing happily. The two Cupids appeared again.
"And so the spring of love is seeded deep within that Jordan girl." Cupid Lori said.
"Still another half is needed for this blossom to unfurl." Cupid Bobby said. They flew past Liam who came out of the restroom but he didn't notice them. He then became aware and sniffed the air.
"I smell the inky scent of mountain sprites come to make mischief upon us." The farm boy said to himself.
In science class, Molly and her friend Kat were looking inside an anatomy textbook and giggling. At another table, Clyde and Lincoln were working together. Zach and Rusty were having a sword fight with skeleton bones.
"Some of us are here to learn, thank you." Clyde said in slight annoyance, referring to him and Lincoln.
Then Girl Jordan floated in between Lincoln and Clyde, with hearts popping over her head. "Hiya Clyde."
Clyde noticed her. "Oh Jordan, feeling better?" He and Lincoln then noticed she was floating which freaked them out. "Well, nice talking to you, oh would you at this, work work work. This assignment is worth 40 percent of our term." Clyde continued working but Girl Jordan whispered into his ear.
"Can I be your partner?"
Clyde looked nervous but smiled. Suddenly, a huge explosion came from Zach and Rusty's table, knocking Clyde over.
"Ouch." Zach said. He and Rusty's shirts were blown half off and they were covered in ashes.
"Wait a go, man!" Rusty said angrily. "You ruined my favorite shirt!"
"Stupid!" Girl Jordan scolded. Zach and Rusty stared at her. "Don't you know never to mix beric oxide with with an aqueous suspention?!"
Clyde and Lincoln stared at her surprised. "
"Jordan?" Clyde said, surprised. " I don't think I've seen that side of you."
"I've developed a mean bathroom deodorizer too." She said getting in Clyde's face. He backed away.
"Well, perhaps that's a conversation best had in a very busy public area, yes?" Then Clyde got hit in the butt with an arrow, making him lovestruck as well. Now he had hearts in his eyes as he started floating. He looked at Girl Jordan dreamily.
"Uh buddy, you ok?" Lincoln asked.
Clyde didn't respond. He just kept staring at Jordan. Cupid Bobby came and lifted up Clyde by the back of his shirt.
"Now that Clyde's been smitten by the course of Cupid's will-"Cupid Bobby said.
"Ever shall a note be written, the plot gets thicker still!" Cupid Lori finished, lifting up Girl Jordan and a pencil and paper. She gave them to her and the two Cupids carried the two kids in the opposite directions.
In the hallway, Liam was rummaging through his locker as Girl Jordan floated down the hallway. Then he sensed the Cupids.
"I definitely heard mountain imps." He said. "But they taunt me no more!"
"You're whacked, man." Rusty commented as he, Lincoln, and Zach were at their lockers.
Clyde floated down the hallway to his locker. He saw a note sticking out of his locker. He took it and read it. "To my sweet lamb chop, won't you be mine? Love Jordan."
Lincoln, Rusty, and Zach heard this.
"I'm confused." Zach said. "I thought Jordan was gonna ask Artie to be her Valentine."
"She must've put the note in Clyde's locker by mistake." Lincoln said. He went to Clyde. "Clyde, I'm sure that Valentine is meant for Artie."
He tried to take it but Clyde pushed him away. Then the bell rang.
"Come on guys, it's time for gym!" Zach said. Clyde ignored him and kept staring at the note dreamily.
"Clyde, come on!" Lincoln called.
"I got this, fellas." Liam said and pulled a rope, then lassoed Clyde and dragged the boy to the gym.
"Turtledove, to whence we meet again." Clyde said and put the note in his hair.
Inside the gym, Chandler was in his gym clothes and taking attendance. The boys are now wearing their gym clothes too.
"You again?" Rusty said, seeing Chandler with a clipboard.
"The things I do for extra credit." Chandler muttered.
Liam brought Clyde, who still had the lovestruck look on his face.
"Listen up!" Chandler ordered. "Today you're gonna be climbing the rope."
"Right on!" Liam immediately went first and easily climbed up the rope to ring the bell. At the other side of the gym, the girls came in. They followed Molly who was leading them and they were holding rackets.
"Alright ladies, today's class is gonna be so much fun!" She said.
Clyde heard them and turned around, smiling at Girl Jordan. She stared back and smiled. Molly was showing off her badminton skills as Girl Jordan blew kisses at Clyde. Clyde blew back some kissed too, causing Lincoln to stare at him.
"Hey, white hair!" Chandler called. Lincoln turned around. "Your turn!"
He threw the rope in Lincoln's face.
"I'm not climbing a dang rope." Lincoln said.
"Oh yeah you are, or I'm telling the teacher." Chandler threatened. Lincoln grumbled angrily as he went to climb the rope. He managed to climb it and ring the bell but he fell back down.
"Rope burn!" He yelled as his hands were red hot. Clyde was still looking at Jordan with lovestruck eyes.
"Yo, four eyes!" Chandler called. Liam pushed Clyde in front of the rope. "You're up."
Clyde grabbed the rope, but instead of climbing, he floated up and rang the bell.
"How'd he do that?" Chandler wondered.
Jordan, who was on top of the net, stares dreamily at Clyde. "I want to wear his glasses."
Molly and Stella stared at her.
"What the heck is she talking about?" Molly asked Stella. Stella shrugged.
"Maybe she's constipated."
"Jordan, we've got a game to play!" Molly tossed the badminton and hit Jordan, but she was too distracted to care.
"Ok, who's turn is it?" Chandler looked at his clipboard.
"Hey guys!" Zach yelled. He was on top of the basketball hoop holding the rope. "Check it out! I'm Tarzan!"
He swung from the hoop doing his Tarzan yell.
"Go Zach, go!" Rusty cheered.
Zach swung into the other hoop and swung back.
"He shoots-" Rusty puts Clyde on the mat. Zach swung into him and knocked him into the first basketball hoop.
"He scores!"
Clyde fell, landing on his head on the hard floor.
"Lamb chop!" Jordan cried with concern.
Zach landed on Chandler. He glared at Zach.
"You just earned yourself a detention."
"...eh, whatever." Zach said.
The bell rang, meaning class was over. The boys rushed out of class except for Clyde and Chandler. Girl Jordan went over to Clyde who was laying on the ground. She lifted his head up.
"Speak to me, lamb chop! Are you hurt?"
The bespectacled boy opened his eyes and smiled at her.
"Your gaze alone could heal any wound." He said.
"You're so adorable!" Jordan said lovestruck. "I could just eat you up!"
"Bon Appetit Turtledove, for I am basted and ready to serve."
Molly was watching the whole thing.
"Dude, are you seeing this?" She said to Chandler. Chandler looked at the scene too.
"Man, that's sick." He commented.
Jordan carried Clyde over to the mat. The two Cupids were seen above.
"Now the dance of love has started, and the secret is about to unfurl." Cupid Bobby said.
"Never shall the pair be parted by another boy or girl." Cupid Lori said. They giggled and flew off. Clyde and Girl Jordan sat down on the mat and cuddled. Some other girls witnessed this.
"Is Clyde flirting with Jordan?" Kat asked.
"OMG." Said a girl named Joy.
"I have mixed feelings about this." Molly said.
In art class, groups of kids sat at a table. Girl Jordan was drawing a card. Molly looked at it. It said "Jordan x Clyde" on it with a drawing of the two kids holding hands. At another table, Clyde was staring dreamily at Jordan. The other boys were painting. Rusty drew a painting of his bike but ran out of ink.
"I need more ink." Rusty said.
"There's an ink machine in the back." Lincoln said.
Rusty went into the back of the classroom and found it. He pressed the start button and ink started pouring out. A kid named Andrew came to deliver a card to Clyde. The card had the name "Lamb chop."
"I got a card for you, Clyde." He said. Clyde opened it. Inside it said "I luv you." There was also a heart shaped candy. "A sweet from my sweet." He read. "Be mine."
Andrew went over to the other table and gave the card back to Girl Jordan. She read what was inside and smiled widely. She wrote something. Andrew took the card back to Clyde. He wrote something back. Andrew took the card back to Jordan. He kept going back and forth sending the card to the two lovers. Molly was getting really annoyed. When Andrew came back with the card, Molly tried to take it.
"Lemme see that!"
"I can't. It's for Jordan and Clyde's eyes only." Andrew said.
"Give it!" Mollie pinned him to the ground but he ripped the card to shreds. "You little-"
Ink was then seen on the floor. Lots of ink was coming out of the machine. Lincoln and Rusty tried to get it to stop
"Rusty, what did you do?"
"The machine wouldn't stop making ink." Rusty explained. "I kicked it but that just made things worse."
"Clyde!" Lincoln called. "We need your help! Stop this crazy thing!"
Clyde was too distracted. The machine erupted and ink flooded the place. Clyde was caught on a wave of black ink. The wave headed towards the other table as Clyde rode on it.
"Lambchop." Jordan said.
"Turtledove." Clyde said. The two students reached out to grab each other.
"Lambchop?" Lincoln questioned s he and Rusty were covered in ink. The ink wave covered the other students in ink.
"Turtledove?" Molly questioned.
Clyde and Girl Jordan were standing on a table.
"I've got some stain remover we can share." Clyde told Jordan. "Shall we?"
"We shall." Girl Jordan said. The two students walked out of the room holding hands. Molly and the girls looked at the boys who looked back at the girls.
"I've got ink in my ear." Liam said, trying to get it out.
Lincoln knew something was up with his best buddy and he was gonna find out what.
After class, the boys washed all the ink off of them. They were now at Clyde's locker and Lincoln used a stethoscope and he managed to get Clyde's locker open.
"Bingo!"
"Are you sure we should do this Lincoln?" Liam asked.
"Well, how else are we gonna find out what's going on?" Lincoln looked through the locker and threw out books. "The History Of Cats? Dr. Lopez's guide to life? How to stop nosebleeds?" He had tossed out all the books. "I don't get it."
"Hey, what's that?" Zach asked, pointing at something stuck to one of the books.
Lincoln picked it up. "It's a hair clip from Girl Jordan! I think Clyde's fallen in love with her!"
"No way!" Rusty said surprised. "I was the one wearing the Kiss the Hunk shirt. Why didn't she come crawling to me?"
"Also, something about those two together doesn't feel right." Lincoln said. "What if Clyde stops hanging out with me?"
"Ah'm sure that won't happen." Liam assured. "Ah know what must be done."
At Girl Jordan's locker, Molly got her locker open.
"What does Girl Jordan see in that geek?" Kat wondered.
"I could tell there was something going on." Molly said, looking inside the locker. "He's probably with her right now."
She saw something and pulled it out. "What's this?" She opened a heart shaped box and pulled out a sock.
"It's Clyde's sock!" Polly said.
"That creep!" Joy said.
Molly dropped the sock with disgust.
"Flirting's one thing, but handing out your unmentionables is going too far!" Molly said with contempt. She and the girls stormed off.
It was now lunchtime. The cafeteria had made heart shaped jello for dessert.
"Ooh! Jello hearts." Mrs. Johnson took one.
At a table, Chandler was flirting with a girl. "Happy Valentine's Day." He gave her a card.
"Awesome!" She said. "Thanks Chandler. I got you a card too." She passed the card to him.
"Sweet."
"Cool."
"Rad."
"Super rad."
"Choice-o-riffic."
Liam, who overheard the conversation, got annoyed and marched up to them.
"Are you people also lost to these gretchens of affection?!" He shouted angrily. The kids stared at him with confusion. "Clyde McBride and Girl Jordan have been smitten! You may be next. Take these." He gave them lemons. One for both of them. "The Lemons Of Acceptitude. Soil it's nectar into your eyes so you can see what cannot be seen." He walked away.
"...Right." Chandler said as he and the girl dropped the lemons. Then the boys, Lincoln, Rusty, and Zach came in the cafeteria from one side and the girls, Molly, Kat, Polly, and Joy came in from the other side. The two groups of kids met face to face.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the friends of the friend stealer!" Lincoln said.
"Where's our Girl Jordan?!" Mollie asked, getting in Lincoln's face.
"Where's our Clyde?!" Lincoln yelled getting in her face. She grabbed him by the collar with both hands.
"You've got three seconds to tell us where she is!" Molly said, shaking Lincoln. Kids were looking on at the scene. "One...two…" Mollie was about to punch him.
"Hey, isn't that a puppy?" Lincoln pointed, trying to distract her.
Mollie turned around. "Where?"
Lincoln grabbed a sandwich and hit her in the back of the head, knocking her over.
"Nice shot." Polly commented.
"Tell Girl Jordan to stay away from Clyde." Lincoln said.
Polly grabbed two hot dogs. "Tell Clyde to stay away from Girl Jordan." She threw the hot dogs at Lincoln.
"Ahh! It's the spicy mustard!" Lincoln said as he had mustard on his face. He whipped it off and the girls laughed at this.
"Stand back!" Zach held out his bare foot to the girls. They were disgusted.
"Girls hate toenails, guys." Zach said to the boys. Then a tomato was thrown at him. The girls were throwing food and were hiding behind a table.
"Food fight!" Chandler said excitedly.
Zach and Rusty took a table for them and Lincoln to hide behind.
"Get 'em, guys!" Lincoln commanded, then ducked. Zach and Rusty got hit with food as did some of the girls. Liam took cover from the chaos by hiding in a trash can. Some other people left the cafeteria.
"Every man for himself!" Rusty yelled. The boys and the girls pushed their tables against each other. Polly jumped over the table and pounced on Rusty. Lincoln was pulled to the other side by Mollie. Zach tried to escape Joy and Kat, but they attacked him. Lincoln was able to bite Mollie's leg, giving her a pained reaction. Then the cafeteria doors opened up. No one noticed.
"Greetings, everyone!" Clyde said, causing everyone to stare at him and Girl Jordan. The two lovers were floating in the air holding hands and they made a heart shape. "Our Valentine has come true. Has yours?"
Suddenly, the two were pulled away from each other by their friends.
"Get a grip, Romeo!" Lincoln said, holding Clyde by the neck. "Girl Jordan is out of your league."
"Yeah, I'm more of a hunk than you." Rusty added.
Molly was pulling Girl Jordan away. "Forget about him, Jordan."
"Lambchop!" Girl Jordan cried.
"Turtledove!" Clyde choked out.
"Lampchop!" Jordan broke free from Molly's grip but Joy stopped her.
"He's not good enough for you, Jordan!" She said.
"Turtledove!" Clyde ran slowly towards Jordan, dragging Lincoln along.
"No Clyde!" Zach and Rusty jumped on him. The two Cupids watched from above.
"How could this have happened?" Cupid Bobby wondered. "Chaos rains instead of love."
"We shall literally stop this madness! Fire at will from above!" Cupid Lori commanded. The two readied their arrows and shot randomly. Liam heard the sounds from inside the trash can and braced for impact. When they stopped, he peeked out and saw the lovestruck students.
"Happy Valentine's Day, dreamboat." Molly said to Lincoln.
"Same to you, doll face." Lincoln said to Molly.
"For you, foxy mama!" Zach gave a bunch of flowers to Joy.
"What a hunk!" She said happily.
"May I have this dance?" Rusty asked a sandwich.
"Where have you been all my life?" Chandler said, staring dreamily at Polly.
"Right here." Polly said, staring lovingly into Chandler's eyes.
Artie was seen flirting with Lincoln's twin sisters and holding their hands. Kat was seen dancing with a custodian.
"Fools!" Liam said with frustration. He comes out of the can and takes two lemons out of his pocket. He squeezed them into his eyes making them go pink and puffy, but he was able to see the Cupids now. "Peek a boo, I see you." The Cupids didn't hear him though as they were more focused on the people fallen in love. He went to the janitor's closet and got out a mop and a bucket full of dirty water. He kicked the cafeteria door open and returned. He dropped the bucket without spilling a drop and spun the mop around. "Be gone, strange underlings of Valhalla!"
The Cupids saw him.
"Oops, we missed one, Cupid Lori." Bobby said. The two got ready to fire more arrows.
"Bring it on!" Liam jumped on a table. The Cupids shot multiple arrows which he managed to block with his mop. "Is that all ya got?"
He swung the mop at the Cupids. "Take this and that!"
The Cupids flew up to a corner.
"Quick, up here!" Cupid Lori said. "Far from his swings!"
Liam went after them.
"Safe and sound at last!" Cupid Bobby said, wiping his forehead. Apparently, Liam was able to reach them and they got hit with the mop. "Ow, that stings!"
The southern boy carried the two Cupids out the window and dropped them, then shut the window. Inside the cafeteria, everyone was still lovestruck. Lucy was seen flirting with a boy.
"Come here often, big boy?"
Liam splashed dirty water onto them, making them go back to normal.
"Ugh, what happened?" Lucy wondered.
"Weaklings." Liam insulted. "Rise and shine!" He splashed water onto Polly and Chandler, and Polly pushed Chandler away in disgust. Joy and Zach were sharing spaghetti and they were splashed. Artie was seen rowing the twins in a gondola. Liam poured water on them and the twins slapped Artie in the face. Rusty was still with his sandwich.
"You smell as good as you look." He said. He was splashed next. Not sure what was going on, Rusty shrugged and took a bite of the soaked sandwich. Kat and the custodian were splashed next. Kat was disgusted and ran off. Clyde and Girl Jordan were about to kiss.
"You make me sick." Liam said with disgust before splashing the couple with water. They were now back to normal, and realized they were holding hands.
"Girl Jordan!" Clyde exclaimed. "Oh, uh, excuse me, I belong over there." He walked away awkwardly and went back to his friends. Jordan went back to her friends.
"The realities of your normal lives have been restored!" Liam announced and dropped the water. "Thank you."
The bell rang and everyone started to leave.
"Awkward." Zach commented.
Lincoln and the boys, Clyde, Zach, and Rusty are in the hallway cleaning up the debris of Valentine's Day. Lincoln didn't get detention, he just wanted to help out. It was Clyde's first detention, and Lincoln didn't want him to go through it alone.
"I cannot believe this. Me! A detention to mar an otherwise impeccable school record!" Clyde said in disbelief.
"Sorry about that, buddy." Lincoln said.
"What will my Dads think?"
"Quit your blubbering." Rusty said. "Zach and I have gotten detention a few times."
"It's not that bad." Zach admitted.
"Besides, I'd be thinking about my reputation there, Casanova." Rusty mentioned, causing Clyde to blush.
"Yeah! Clyde and Girl Jordan, sitting in a tree!" Zach sang.
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Zach and Rusty sang in unison.
"Come on, knock it off, guys." Clyde said, not in the mood.
"Actually, I'm a bit jealous." Rusty admitted. "Heck, I fell in love with a sandwich."
The boys chuckled at this.
"Love is like an onion, Clyde." Zach said, taking out an onion. "The more you peel away its layers, the more it stinks. After today, I'm trying to draw away any mushy girls at all costs." He took a huge bite out of the onion. "Girls hate bad breath."
"Gross, man." Rusty commented.
Zach exhaled his stinky breath at Rusty. Then Clyde remembered the card Girl Jordan gave him earlier and took it out of his hair.
"Rusty?" Zach had knocked out Rusty, and he and Lincoln got concerned.
Clyde examined the card, then smiled dreamily.
"Rusty, wake up! Speak to us!" Lincoln begged.
Clyde tucked the card back in his hair.
"It's only supposed to work on girls! Rusty!" Zach turned to Clyde. "Do something, Clyde!"
"Try a little first aid, Zach?" Clyde suggested.
"Oh, I got it. Mouth to mouth for Rusty!"
Before Zach began, Rusty started to awaken. Zach opened up Rusty's jaws.
"Zach?" Rusty said scared.
Zach inhales deeply and descends upon Rusty.
"And blow." Lincoln said.
The red head exhales the full stink of his oniony breath into the ginger head's mouth and lungs.
"ZACH GERMS!" Rusty yelled out, then gagged.
Epilogue
Photos of the Loud sisters are shown, celebrating Valentine's Day with their dates. Leni and Chaz are eating at the mall, Lynn and Francisco are watching a softball game, Lola and Winston are sharing candy, Lana and Skippy are making mud angels, Luan and Benny are in a photo booth making faces, Lucy and Rocky are walking through the cemetery, Lisa and David are at a science museum, and Luna and Sam are at a karaoke club. Also, Lincoln is shown texting Ronnie Anne, wishing her a happy Valentine's Day and vice versa. Then Cupid Lori and Bobby are seen one last time, flying off and holding hands.