Chapter 18: Look Into My Eds

"Um, Lana, are you sure this is safe?" Lola said nervously.

"Don't worry Lola." Lana reassured. The twins and Lisa are seen on top of a hill, inside a rocket cart. "Me and Lisa tested this ride out before when she was helping me build it."

"But there's still a chance this ride may be risky." Lisa informed.

"I love risks. Come on, let's do this!"

Lisa took out a remote and pressed the start button, so the ride drove itself. The kids rode down the hill and through a sidewalk. They were going a bit too fast. Lana was enjoying the ride but Lola looked queasy.

"Lisa, we're going too fast! Stop the ride!" Lola yelled.

Lisa tried to slow it down, but the remote was malfunctioning. "Oh dear, it won't cease!"

"I thought you tested this!" Lola panicked.

Lisa began to panic too, but then she remembered something. "Lana, press the ejection button! The big button in front of you!"

Lana pressed it. The three kids were launched out of the rocket cart and was sent flying into the tree in their front yard. The rocket cart crashed somewhere, and exploded. The kids climbed down the tree.

"Well, that sure was safe." Lola said sarcastically.

"But that was fun!" Lana admitted.

"Look!" Lisa pointed at the postal delivery truck arriving at their home. A package was delivered in the mailbox. Then the mail delivery guy left.

"The mail's here!" Lisa took out the package.

"Is it for me?" Lana wondered.

"It's for me!" Lola took the package from Lisa and tore it open, revealing a psychology book.

"Eww! It's a nerd book!" Lola tossed it away and Lisa caught it.

"It's my new psychology manual."

"Why do you read that mumbo jumbo stuff?" Lola asked.

"It covers the latest techniques in studying abnormal human behavior." Lisa explained. She showed the twins a page which had an ink blot. "Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind."

Lola thought. "Jewelry."

"A bug." Lana said.

Lisa showed them another ink blot. "And this."

"A tiara." Lola said.

Lana had to think for a few seconds. "A mud pie."

Lisa closed the manual. "Well, you're psychologically normal."

"How are mud pies normal?" Lola said. "Let me see." Lola grabbed the book and checked it. "Where's the answers?"

She shook it and something fell out of the book. It was some kind of wheel. Lola picked it up.

"What's this?"

"It looks like a lollipop." Lana said.

"That is a hypnotizing wheel." Lisa said. She took it. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She spun the wheel. "Lana, listen to my voice. When I snap my fingers, you will become what you've always dreamed of."

Lana was hypnotized by the spinning wheel, then her pupils disappeared.

"One, two, three." Lisa snapped her fingers. Lana started dancing. Lola and Lisa laughed at this. Then Lana grabbed Lola and started dancing with her, then she spun her around.

"Lisa, make her stop!"

Lisa giggled. Lana spun Lola around and let go, causing Lola to bump into Lisa.

"Back to Lana please." A dazed Lisa snapped her fingers. Lana stopped dancing and fell down.

"What just happened?" She asked.

"I've been waiting for this opportunity." Lola took the wheel. "Let's go hypnotize our siblings."

"But Lola, I don't think that's such a good idea." Lisa said. "Who knows what consequences could happen?"

"Have I ever steered you wrong?" Lola asked.

"Yes."

"Let's just go."

Lynn was in her room bouncing a soccer ball. The twins and Lisa showed up.

"Hey Lynn." Lola said.

"What?"

"I've got something to show you." Lola pulled out the hypno wheel and spun it. "Listen to the sound of my voice."

Lynn was hypnotized.

"You will become what I've always wanted you to become." Lola snaps her fingers. Lynn then started acting like a dog.

"Bark! Bark!"

"Fetch the bone, Lynn." Lola tossed a bone.

"Hmm, I kinda thought I would be a dog." Lana commented.

Then Lynn bit Lana's butt. "Ow! She bit my butt!"

Lola laughed while Lisa took notes.

"Interesting. Athletic sibling unit becomes a canine and has the urge to bite posteriors."

In Lori and Leni's room, the eldest sisters were texting on their phone and the ditzy blonde was organizing her drawer. Then Lynn, still hypnotized as a dog, bursts in.

"Lynn, stay out of our room!" Lori said.

Lynn ran over to Leni, tackled her and started licking her.

"Why are you literally licking Leni?"

"I don't mind, Lori." Leni said, giggling. "I didn't know Lynn was part dog."

The twins and Lisa came in. Lola now had the wheel attached to a turban she was wearing and also had a cape to go with her ensemble.

"Lynn's a slave to my powers." Lola said.

"She's our new pet dog." Lana mentioned.

"Get her outta here!" Lori grabbed Lynn and threw her at Lana. She bit Lana's butt again.

"Stop biting my butt!" The tomboy ran around with Lynn chewing on her butt.

"Beat it, twerp!" Lori said to Lola. The pageant girl spun her wheel and hypnotized Lori. She snapped her fingers. Lori then started acting like a frog. Lola laughed as Lisa took more notes.

"Intriguing."

Lola went over to Leni. "Ok Leni, what should you be? How about a big muscle woman?"

Lola spun the wheel and hypnotized Leni, then snapped her fingers. Leni flexed her muscles. "Gimme something to bench."

Lori caught a spider with her tongue and chewed it. Lisa observed this.

"Advanced hypno morphing."

Lana ran with Lynn still on her and crashed into Leni who was lifting Lola.

"Ow, my head." Leni moaned.

Lynn jumped on her and started licking her again. Lori was still chewing on a spider.

"That's gross, even for me." Lana said to Lori.

"Everybody back to normal." Lola snapped her fingers and the hypnotized kids were back to normal. Lori spit out the spider and gagged.

"Later guys, I've got other fish to fry." Lola left with Lana and Lisa following her.

Luan was watching TV downstairs with Mr. Coconuts. The twins and Lisa came down.

"Hi Luan." Lola said.

"Hi Lola."

"Alright, enough small talk. It's hypnotizing time!" Lola spun the wheel. However, Luan wasn't the one hypnotized.

"I don't get it." Luan said. "Mr. Coconuts, what's Lola doing?...Mr. Coconuts? Coconuts?"

The dummy didn't respond.

"What have you done? You turned him into a mute zombie!" Luan ran off. Lola was confused.

"Ooh, can I try to hypnotize someone?" Lana asked. "Come on Lola."

Lana took the turban.

"Alright, alright." Lola said.

Lana put the turban on her head.

Luna was in the garage, playing her guitar. The three younger kids came in.

"Hey Luna!" Lana greeted.

Luna stopped playing. "Oh, what's up dudes?"

"Look into the spinny wheel." Lana pointed.

"Um...ok?"

Nothing happened.

"It's not working, Lola."

"Spin it, mud for brains."

"Oh yeah." Lana spun the wheel and Luna was hypnotized. "When I snap my fingers, you will become a giant snake!"

Lana snapped her fingers and Luna acted like a snake. She slithered towards Lola and wrapped her body around her.

"No wait!" Lana said. "You are a big eagle hawk!"

Luna let out an eagle sound and picked up Lola with her teeth. She then started to fly by flapping her arms.

"Cool." Lana said. "Now you're a gorilla wrestler!"

Luna dropped Lola and fell to the ground. She pounded her chest and acted like a gorilla, then she lifted Lola up. Lola yelled.

"Wow, Luna's good." Lana said. "Ok, now she can be-"

"Stop! No more!" Lola begged.

"Ok, back to Luna." Lana snapped her fingers. Luna dropped Lola.

"Gimme that!" Lola took the turban back. "Amateur."

"That was awesome." Lana said.

Outside, the Loud kids (except Lucy) were all hanging out in the front yard. Lola had a plan to hypnotize her siblings all together.

"Ready Lisa?" Lola said as she tied her cape on.

"Yes, you may proceed." Lisa turned on a camera that was attached to a projector. The projector turned on. Lola was shown on a big screen that she was standing in front of.

"Hello my siblings!" Lola said, which caught the kids attention. "Behold, the great Loladini!"

Lola spun the wheel and the siblings, except Lisa, Lana, and Lucy were hypnotized. They all walked up to Lola.

"This is great." Lola commented and snapped her fingers. "I can never get tired of this."

The siblings all acted the way Lola wanted them too.

Lana was petting Lynn, who was acting like a dog again. "Ok Lynn, do your stuff."

Lynn ran off to fetch Lincoln. She dropped him in front of Lana. Lincoln was acting like a worm.

"Good girl." Lana said and fed Lynn some beef jerky. Lisa observed Lily. She was dressed in a suit and had a briefcase.

"I'm guessing Lily is acting like a grown up." Lisa said.

"Yep." Lola said as Leni was giving her a ride on her back. "But you know, I feel like we're missing someone here."

"What are you guys doing?" Lucy asked, suddenly appearing next to Lola. Lola got startled.

"Lucy! I forgot Lucy." Lola said. "But prepare to be mesmerized." Lola spun the hypno wheel.

"No one can mesmerize me." Lucy said.

"We'll see about that! Just look into my...uh." Lola grabbed Lucy's hair. "Move your hair out of your eyes."

"Don't touch my hair, squirt." Lucy pushed Lola and the turban came off. Lucy got it. "What's this?"

"Hey, give that back!" Lola ordered.

Lucy now had on the turban and she spun the wheel, hypnotizing Lisa and the twins.

In Lucy and Lynn's room, Lucy was writing a poem. The three younger sisters were acting as Lucy's slaves. Lisa and Lana were fanning her while Lola was cleaning.

"Oh Lola, I'm feeling a little hungry." Lucy said. "Your master requires a bag of chips."

"Yes, Lucy." Lola said in a monotone voice.

"It's Madame Lucy."

"Yes Madame Lucy."

Lola walks off to do Lucy's request. Lucy smiles.