Stuck in an airport. Everyone from SCORPIA is wishing that they had ignored accounting and chartered private jets for this. The flights all got delayed for reasons?

Alex knew that fourteen years was pretty long for a cat to live. After finally going through Ian's shit, he sees that the cat has been in the family for much, much longer.

Alex must infiltrate a riding show to spy on the cartel of cocaine dealers that use it to peddle their wares. Smithers has a great idea... and a horse suit.

With Jack's death and the threat of Scorpia on the rise, Alex is sent to his old SAS unit for protection. Haunted by his past and terrified of his future, will Alex finally be able to heal and move on? Or has he fallen past the point of saving? Remember, Scorpia never forgives and it never forgets...

Cyborg Alex from the future is sent back to the age of the dinosaurs. After fighting off Pterodactyls, and befriending a T-Rex, he manages to make his way back to 2021, only to discover that the local chickens remember his mutually beneficial relationship with their age-old feathery ancestor. Well, he HAD been planning to revisit MI6...

"I'm looking for...something deadly..." - "Mate, this is a pet shop. What do you want me to do? Feed a hamster steroids?"

Forever my memory would be etched in the minds of my peers as the kid who lost his way after the death of his uncle. 'So much potential,' they would say, 'he could have done great things.' Or so I thought. Turns out graduation was about to get interesting...

Possible Devilverse? [Spoiler: It's Devilverse.] Alex decides to get a pet. A beautiful stag finds him. Honestly, they said "no large carnivores." Deer aren't carnivores.

How Brendan Chase met his wife. Play on reality TV romance tropes. Basically, Chase is a fucking dumbass who is definitely relying on his good looks.

This fic started out being this scene from Knight and Day ( and it evolved from there. Basically, Alex gets kidnapped, Blunt does nothing to stop it, Ian gets mad and calls in a favour from a friend!

When Alex gets a warning at school from someone who's supposed to be dead, he realizes that something is about to happen, and that no one is safe. Not even his classmates. But when some of his classmates follow him to see what he does when he isn't at school, what will happen? Will Alex do? What about the warning?

This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used: Letter, Father, Collection, Table, Arson.

Alex, to his shame, had never actually been to most of Britain's tourist attractions. Jack has decided to make him finally go.

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

Alex decides to take up butterfly collecting, much to his friends' fascination and horror.

Book Store AU! A very done Alex Rider opened a bookstore in Venice. Who in the hell needs a book about 14th century antidotes at three in the morning! AU after Eagle Strike.

So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

RE-WRITE: So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

Nile is going to write his swords a short dainty little poem. Why? Because I say so!

Maybe a Werewolf AU with one of the minor characters in AR? I'm thinking of someone who doesn't get a whole lot of love…[Filled with Professor Yermalov from Scorpia].

Tom Harris unknowingly leads Doctor Three around Brooklands for a parent tour. Three is very done and someone please get this clearly ADHD child medication.

Witches AU! Tom has gotten them kicked out of yet another coven by accidentally stepping on another witch's familiar. In Tom's defense, it was a literal cockroach.

Tom always thought Alex working as a spy was cool. Now he realised his idea of espionage and reality were two completely different things. For Febuwhump prompt 18: Forced to watch

Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.

Alex finds a map in Ian's study. What does he do? Put an ad on Craigslist [changed to mass email] and let the first five people who reply join him.