AN: This is an AU of Chrysanthemum's are not supposed to be deadly. Can be read separately.
Summary: In the midst of the Fourth Shinobi War, Orochimaru once again used Edo Tensei. Beside the Four Hokages, he summoned her. The one and only wife of the two MOST stubborn idiots in the whole Elemental Nations.
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Death Realm Gardens,
"What are you thinking, Endallia?" The Second and only male Master of Death Hadrian Peverell asked his baby sister.
"Nothing out of ordinary, Niisan." Endallia Chrysanthemum Peverell, the Fourteenth Mistress replied.
"That means you missed them." the man pointed out gently as they watched the baby reapers relaxing inside the realm. "Why didn't you told us you married those two?"
"Just married. Its not as if I lived long enough to bore them a child." she absentmindedly held her firm stomach. "I always wanted to become a mother. . Niisan. . . I never had the chance. . "
Hadrian pulled her into a hug as she cried softly on his chest. "Shh, Endallia. . ."
They stayed like that until Endallia noticed the magic in the air. The tattoo on her chest glowed briefly before she vanished, leaving her shell shocked brother.
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Somewhere in Elemental Nation,
Orochimaru smiled when he once again summoned the Hokages, complete with the Yondaime and Sandaime.
"Oh, its you again." The Nidaime Hokage-- Senju Tobirama uttered.
"Indeed, Nidaime-sama." the Snake Sannin tilted his head in greeting.
Explaining what was currently happening, another coffin appeared beside Minato. Everyone looked at Orochimaru who was as clueless as them.
The said coffin was colored black with flamed chains wrapped around it. The said chains fell down as the door opened.
Revealing a lovely woman who was staring at them with her tear streak green eyes. She was wearing a lovely green Victorian dress that fit her voluptuous body like a glove as her wavy black hair was tied in a bun with rose hair clips.
"Shujin, what?" even confused, she expertly gave Hashirama a round house kick with her sky high heels when he flew towards her.
The Shodaime hit the wall as the others stared in disbelief.
"Endallia!!! How could you do this to me, sister in law!!"
"Husband, what the hell?" Endallia faced Tobirama. "I thought you are in Pure Lands?"
"Been there but reanimated, Wife." The Nidaime pulled her into hug and pressed a kiss on her temple. "Unlike you. . you looked alive."
"I cannot die in a sense, Husband. I would be happy to join you in Pure Lands but seeing I am the Mistress of Death. ." she felt her tears flow once again. "I'm so sorry for leaving . . for dying too early. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. ."
"Shh, I don't blame you, Endallia." Tobirama gently, oh so gently wipe the tears in her cheek. "I'm so happy to see you again, wife."
"Sandaime-sama, who is she?" Minato Namikaze asked.
"She's my sister in law! Endallia Chrysanthemum Senju-Uchiha!" Hashirama answered cheerfully. "She is Tobirama and Madara's lovely wife!"
"What?!" Even Orochimaru shouted in disbelief.
Endallia glance upon their companions. "Shujin, who are they? I'm afraid I never knew them before." Her emerald green eyes linger to Sasuke. "The boy looks like a spitting image of Izuna, too. Did he had a son? If he did, how long we've been gone?"
"Eighty years, Lady Senju-Uchiha." Sarutobi Hiruzen replied. "Beside me is the Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato. The boy who is the copy of Izuna is Uchiha Sasuke while the accidental summoner of yours is Orochimaru, my student."
"Eighty?" she pressed her forehead at Tobirama's armored chest. "Its that long, huh? Such long time to a human but a blink upon immortal ones like me. ." a painful smile adorn her lips. "After this. . . please don't leave me, Tobirama. . I don't want to be alone again. . "
"I could do that." Hadrian ruffled her hair fondly. Beside him is Archer EMIYA who was being hugged to death by Hashirama.
"SHIROU. . . .!!!!"
"LET ME GO, YOU ANNOYING FUNGUS!!!"
"Niisan," Endallia gave her brother a grateful smile.
"I'll come later with the appropriate files. You deserved it." Hadrian glance at Orochimaru then did a double take. "I thought you said you didn't have a child, Endallia? That boy had your magical signature."
"Not that I know, Niisan." she admitted as she freed herself from Tobirama's arms. Approaching the Snake Sannin, she pressed her palm on his forehead. "You know, its unfair. Its been millenniums since I was alive but all men I met are taller than me."
"Maah, maah, you're still cute and dangerous, sorellina. But honestly, what's with you and our sisters falling and marrying the most dangerous men around? Amu married Tom and Sev while you ended up with Tobirama and Madara of all people." Hadrian chuckled when Archer threw the Shodaime and imprisoned him with his swords. "Archer, you okay?! He's just reanimated so he would be back even if you crush his head!"
"He's already a freaking cockroach!" Archer complained as he rub his temples. "What is happening, anyway?"
"Fourth Shinobi War, Uchiha Shirou." Tobirama replied. "Lead by Madara by all people."
Archer blinked. "What? War by Mads? Why? Did the Hashirama goaded that drama queen once again? Stolen his inarizushi?"
"What about activating the Moon Eye Project? Enslaving people inside a genjutsu. . a perfect world for everyone." Orochimaru is the one who replied.
The Counter Guardian screamed in frustration. "HASHIRAMA!!! WHAT DID I TOLD YOU ABOUT GIVING MADARA MARIJUANA AND COCAINE??!!!"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT! STOP BLAMING ME!!"
Endallia faced her husband, still hugging Orochimaru, fully ignoring Archer once again murdering her brother in law. "Shujin~ it seems that when you kept my DNA and been stolen produced a baby brother for Yuu-chan~" her smile is so bright filled with flowers and sparkles.
Tobirama blinked. Huh. "Why Golden eyes instead of red or green?"
"Basilisk venom. I was bitten by the snake with the most potent venom when I was twelve in my first life that why I was immune to any poison." she then proceed to cut her wrist. "Please drink at least a mouthful. My blood will removed all those blocks and seals-- detoriation seals are dangerous, dattebayo."
("Dattebayo? Oh, dear Sage, She's Naruto-kun's ancestor?" Hiruzen whimpered.
"Endallia doesn't have a child," Archer replied in a deadpan voice. "Not unless Tobirama hid more DNA samples of my sister then Mixed DNA of them on his lab and forgotten to seal them. . . case point, Orochimaru."
The Sandaime wept in a corner.)
"You never told us that and yes, I did hid three DNA samples from you." The Nidaime hummed, ignoring the looks of horror and disbelief thrown at him by Hiruzen and Minato.. . while Archer start cursing in every language he knew
"If Orochimaru is one . . I still won't apologized."
The Snake Sannin was admittedly curious so he followed her instruction without so much question. Two mouthfuls of blood (which surprisingly taste like old age wine) later, he pushed Endallia away and vomited a black sludge which was. . . alive.
The said sludge was turned into green crystals before shattering.
"Shh, I know its uncomfortable but you feel better now, correct?" Endallia gently pet his hair as her magic healed and cleaned him. Her magic laced fingers combing Orochimaru's hair is making the Sannin drowsy. "I'm so proud of you. Even not knowing your heritage, you liven up our legacy. However, you still did great things, terrible, yes. But still great." she pressed a ruby on his forehead. "Now, let's mend your soul, shall we?"
("Really? Quoting Ollivanders now?" Hadrian.)
The said ruby glowed as black and green lines painted Orochimaru's pale skin. Endallia gently laid him on the floor as feathers with multiple colors rained landed at the Snake Sannin's body.
A light show later, a very healthy Orochimaru is staring at his reflection in shock and awe.
His once very pale skin had now a healthy glow and more meat. His hair is now wavy and shiny. His eyes. . the once golden ones are now with emerald green like his mother's.
"Woah, that's nice! Oro-kun didn't inherited your annoying hair!" Archer cackled.
"Anija, I do not need your opinion." Endallia helped her son stood up. "You need to change your clothes, dear~ No son of mine will join the war wearing . .that" a skeleton in Butler uniform appeared beside her. "Please make a shadow clone and let it follow Erion. He will make your armor now. . and I need more information about what my other husband is doing."
"Well then, I take my leave. I will be waiting in Konoha, sorellina." Hadrian kissed her cheek before vanishing.
"Of course. . Mother," The Snake Sannin cannot help but to smile as Endallia beamed in happiness. "You do know I am a missing nin, correct?"
"I don't care. Its not as if you made a virus and accidentally made 3/4 of the population into zombies or destroyed a universe by collecting five multicolored and overpowered rocks." The looks everyone minus Tobirama and Orochimaru gave to her were priceless. "Anyways, you are now a Peverell. Do you want a new name, too? Sure Shujin is at fault but you are MY son and heir of the Peverell Clan. And oh, you speak to snakes? Not via human tongue but literal snake speak ~"
"I did when I was young." Hmm, why skeleton? " About the name, I won't mind."
"Wonderful! I could teach you warding and parselmagic!" Endallia's happiness is contagious. "I always wanted a son named Setsuna."
The Snake Sannin just blinked his eyes, ignoring the burn on his eye lids.
"Thank you. But we need to talk about the war, Mother."
"Of course, one last question through," she faced Tobirama who paled.
"Shujin~ no that I'm offended or worse but... What did I told you about playing with dead bodies, hmm?"
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Half an hour later, Tobirama's body were reforming as they planned their next move.
"I think, you should leave this one on me."
"Hai, Endallia-sama."
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Battlefield,
The members of the Alliance were grateful for a break. They had been fighting none stop for three days and they are in their limit.
Fucking Zetsu Clones. Damn Uchiha's!!!
The casualties are very high since the Alliance were very careful about dying since once they were killed, their own comrades are turned against them.
This fucking cycle is annoying.
Glancing up, Hatake Kakashi blanched seeing a bijudama flying towards them.
"SCATT--"
"RHIO ARIOS!!"
Twin eight petaled shield sprouted in front of the Alliance, absorbing the Bijudama of the Jyuubi. Everyone was shell shocked while Madara's eyes widen a bit.
Inside, the Uchiha Patriarch is jumping in joy.
His beloved Sky is here!!
"Mooh, that's unfair ~ Who forgot to invite us in the party?" A hot chocolate haired woman wearing a black and violet armor built for speed complained. She was wearing her hair in a high pony tail.
Similar to a certain feisty Chuunin.
"I do agree, dear. I thought being best friends with Jou-sama would have earned us free passes." A silver haired male --clearly a Hatake-- said. He was wearing similar set of armor, black and purple. A bandanna was tied on his head with Konoha symbol stitched on it as a eye patch covered his left eye.
"Oi, stop blaming my husband. You do know he is a bastard eighty percent of the time." a tall woman sharing the same armor scolded them. The only difference is that she is wearing her protector as a blindfold. "Anija, am I seeing right?"
Another Silver haired male wearing a red and black armor with Uchiha crest stood beside her.
"I see the plant who killed us, yes." liquid gold eyes glared at Zetsu. "Dibs on that . ."
"Burn that . . thing and make sure it would stay dead. That's not my Ichigo." the blindfolded woman ordered as the Four Hokages stood beside her. "Our target is Zetsu. Help the Shinobi Alliance."
"What about Madara-sama, Jou-sama?" Hatake Lavi asked.
"Me." Endallia vanished. A few kilometers away, so many Edo Tensei exploded but didn't get reanimated.
"How. . just how did she created a counter to Edo Tensei in just five minutes?" Umino -Hatake Iruka asked in disbelief.
"Is that surprising? there is a reason why both Madara and Tobirama married her." Archer rolled his eyes as he summoned one of his gigantic swords.
Hatake Hakuo aka Lavi laughed out loud as he twirled the hammer he is holding.
"Innocence Activate. Fire Stamp!"
A kanji of Fire appeared in the air which Lavi hit with his now oversize hammer. The cackling sends majority of the Edo Tensei running since if been hit by Innocence, they stopped being reanimated.
"Leave some for me, Lavi! Archer!" Ruru (Hatake-Umino Iruka) shouted as she threw bunch of crystals in the air. Vanishing, a tall mechanical Noble appeared, practically flooding the area as she sat on its shoulder.
"You have my thanks, Ruru." Tobirama called out as he used the water to create his second favorite Hydra.
"THAT'S MY DOLPHIN!!!" Lavi shouted. "Lighting Stamp!"
Explosion and mad cackling filled the air.
"Who are they, dattebayo?" Naruto Uzumaki asked as he watched wide eyed the ongoing massacre.
Sue him for not believing this shit! They have been fighting with the whole Alliance while it only took Five Edo Tensei for this.
"The man with a hammer is Hatake Hakuo, aka Lavi. The woman with her familiar is Hatake-Umino Iruka. The second Albino is Uchiha Shirou, an Elder of the Clan. Lastly, Lady Peverell-Senju-Uchiha Endallia Chrysanthemum. The wife of Tobirama Senju and Madara Uchiha." Hashirama cheerfully told the Kyuubi Jinchuriki.
"Madara has a wife?!" majority shouted.
"What the hell have they been teaching to the Academy History? Next you won't even know who is the Shi no Yonshiki." the Shodai trailed off when the geniuses blinked stupidity at him. "Oh come on! The Shi no Yonshiki, or Four Horsemen of Death are the special squad more powerful than ANBU! They are the independent squad and Neutral Party in the Council Meetings."
"Hashirama-niisan, there is a reason why they killed us first before wreaking havoc in Elemental Nations," Endallia said as she appeared beside him. "Please draw Madara-sempai, out?"
"Where's Tobi?"
"Playing with Iruka. I need to speak with this young man for a moment." she motioned Naruto. "He held a sliver of my soul so in an essence, he is the one who summoned me to stop this war."
"Well then." Hashirama vanished with a swirl of leaves.
Endallia faced Naruto and Kakashi. Reaching her bare hands, she gently cupped the teens whiskered cheeks. Warm healing chakra flooded Naruto's system, making him purr in delight.
"Jinchuriki System. . " she uttered. "I'm sorry if you end up with such burden. But even so, I'm so proud of you, protecting Yuu-chan even if the Villagers loathed you. Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto. . thank you. ."
"I promised I will protect my most precious person, Nee-chan!" Naruto answered. "Believe it!"
Endallia smiled as she pressed her forehead into his. "Of course, dattebayo. ."
Her wings made an appearance as her armor transformed into a black and green sleeveless dress that reach her ankles with detach sleeves. Letting Naruto go, her eyes landed upon the Jyuubi.
"Bind him, Enkidu." golden ripples surrounded the Jyuubi. Each ripple shot a chain towards the Ten Tails. Gripping it as it tried to broke free.
"Uzumaki Chains?" Kakashi uttered
"No, its a Noble Phantasm, Chains of Enkidu. It is strong enough to bind Gods." The emerald eyed witch turned around and burst out laughing.
Why? Tobirama and Hashirama had Madara in a Mokuton body wrapped. She could see Iruka's seals on the wood and the bunny ears courtesy of Lavi.
"You got me a Madara Burrito?"
"I thought you wanted a snack." Tobirama pulled her into his chest and kissed her bare wrist.
"Yes, indeed, I do want a snack ~" their audience blushed especially on her next words. "A sandwich later." a lovely zigzag dagger materialized in her hand. Facing Madara, she stabbed him on the forehead.
The Uchiha Patriarch let out an inhuman scream as the seals and other mind controls shattered. The cracks on his face knitted, fully reviving him.
Mismatched Eternal Mangekyo and Rinnegan met ruby and emeralds.
"You're late, Endallia."
"Sorry, Senpai. You see, there is this Venus trap that crossed the street and tried to eat us--"
"Stop with the bullshit and just kiss me, wife."
Endallia burst out laughing before pulling Madara for an overdue kiss. One dizzy and goofy wife later, the Uchiha Patriarch snatched Tobirama and shoved his tongue down his throat.
Much to the horror of the peanut gallery.
"What? That good hon?" Senju Touka spoke sarcastically.
A shit eating grin plastered at Endallia's face.
"15 over 10,"
"That good then."
"That's appetizer." Madara snarled after freeing a dizzy Tobirama who was chasing his breath on the Uchiha's neck.
"Speaking of appetizer. .. .. "
The Nidaime yelp before glaring at his grinning mates.
"Stop doing that, you perverts!''
" Senpai had a nice ass. I cannot help it." the emerald eyed witch snickered.
"True."
"Dear Sage, why did I married the two of you?" Tobirama let out a suffering sigh. "Endallia is sane most of the time, why not now?''
" Because I just wanted to be a little shit for a moment~"
"Heh!"
The Nidaime just pinch his nose in irritation.
"Anyway, we need to deal with that shit. " he pointed out a roaring Jyuubi.
"Of course, we do. Where is Ichigo, by the way?" Endallia looked around just a tanned Zetsu appeared. "Oh, Ichigo!!"
"Mother," Ichigo reciprocated the hug which the Uchiha-Senju Matriarch gave to him. "You're here. . "
"You can thank the cute Kit here." she motioned Naruto. "He held a sliver of my soul summoning me."
"How?"
"Who knows? But he summoned me so I'm here to cause unlimited mayhem and chaos... plus I want my husbands back." Endallia's smile is not for the faint heart.
Zetsu and Kaguya had no idea what they were dealing with.