I don't own The Hunchback of Notre Dame. The rights belong to Victor Hugo and Disney.
Here you go! The parody of We Don't Talk About Bruno I always wanted to write since I first heard the song!
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Esmeralda: We don't talk about Frollo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Frollo
But, it was a festival day
Phoebus: It was a festival day
Esmeralda: Everyone was merry
And there wasn't a tear in any eye
Phoebus: No tears allowed in any eye
Esmeralda: Frollo walks in with a sardonic grin
Phoebus: Thunder!
Esmeralda: You're telling this story or am I?
Phoebus: I'm sorry, mon cherie, go on
Esmeralda: Frollo says Quasi's a bane
Phoebus: That dance of Esmeralda's!
Esmeralda: His mistreatment angers my brain
Phoebus: Stand up for justice!
Esmeralda: Running from guards in the rain
Phoebus: Mood whiplash day, but anyway
Both: We don't talk about Frollo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Frollo
Esmeralda: Hey, grew to live in fear of Frollo slinking or sneaking
I can always hear him stalking and creeping
I associate him with the sight of a firebrand (So hot!)
It's a heavy theme for a movie for children
Definitely not for anyone under ten
Dealing with issues they cannot understand
Do you understand?
Hellfire flame, knife behind his back
Dressed in a robe that's purple and black
He has lustful dreams and feasts on innocents' screams
We don't talk about Frollo, no, no, no (no, no)
We don't talk about Frollo (We don't talk about Frollo)
Phoebus: His guards shot me in the back and left me for dead! (No, no)
Esmeralda: He told me he'd burn me as a witch, and just like he said!
Clopin: He killed a young gypsy mother by kicking her in the head!
From this one man comes a wave of bloodshed!
Esmeralda: He told me I was a clever witch
"You will burn or else you will be mine!"
I can still feel his cold hands
Tracing my dress's neckline
Clopin: Oh no, the judge is on his way!
Quasimodo: He told me that the girl of my dreams
Would be just out of reach,
Belong to no other
It's like I hear her now
Laverne: Hey, guys, I want not a sound out of you
Quasimodo: It's like I hear her now, I can hear her now
Frollophile: Um, Frollo
Yeah, about that Frollo
I really need to know about Frollo
Give me the truth and the whole truth, Frollo
Phoebus: Esmeralda, Claude Frollo's here!
Esmeralda: Time to run!
(overlapping parts)
Ensemble: He's here!
Don't talk about Frollo
Frollophile: Why did I talk about Frollo?
Ensemble: Not a word about Frollo
Frollophile: I never should have brought up Frollo!
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Let me know what you think!