Peanut is dead. Will everything be okay?

Jace, Simon and Magnus are bored and browsing the net...well Jace is. and they stumble upon a site of...pick up lines? What follows is pure entertainment.

One-shot. Isabelle and Max are making a cake, when Max messes up.

book 5; heavenly fire. SPOILER! Clary's brother Sebastian has once again escaped his fate, and the clave is getting more and more frustrated. Without the method of tracing, with Jace infected by the angels flames, and Magnus out of the picture, can they find and stop Sebastian before he collects what he believes is his? Crappy summary ;

"Ever since the day I met you, you've turned everything upside down. You're wrong for me, Clary, don't you see?" He whispered, his hands clenching into fists. "After all these years, you - you make me want to live. You almost make me believe that I deserve you, when I know that I don't." The only thing Jace had ever known was darkness. Till he met her. Clary. HIS Clary.

She was a thief and he was part of the bank security, and somehow through everything she managed to steal his heart. Please give this fanfic a chance!

"Cuando eres eterno pierdes la habilidad de sorprenderte después de un par de siglos, pues lo has visto todo o eso crees, pero Alec me había demostrado que nunca era tarde para sentir nuevas emociones, para enamorarme tan intensamente como lo estaba de él, para vivir mas plenamente que nunca en mi extensa vida..." -Oneshot Malec-

Jace has a personal vendetta with one of the largest sex trafficking groups in the world, dubbing themselves "The Starlight Club." It's his personal mission to take down their leader, but after a routine infiltration of the auction, Jace finds himself buying a girl. Will she help him take it down, or will her secret past keep her silent? I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT MY DREAMS! *sigh*

Alec Lightwood always suspected that he would die before the love of his life, but when an unexpected warlock disease threatens Magnus' life, he is unsure. (Please keep waiting, loyal followers, I will update eventually!)

Magnus decides to tag along with Alec for training, and it may be the best decision he's ever made. Contains mild language and innuendos. Malec.

AU/OOC. Clary used to be a model, working for Luke's Agency. When she meets the gorgeous Jace Herondale, and then his equally gorgeous older brother Will, she finds herself being tricked into doing a shoot. How was she to know that the shoot was with both the Strong and the Fearless? M for language and later chapters. Full Summary Inside! *A/N: Story will be finished!*

Simon has came back from shadowhunter academy ready to put his mundane life behind. Before he leaves it behind he wanted to say goodbye to his home and his family. When Rebecca sees a little bit of Simon's runes what will Simon tell Rebecca about the shadow world? I know bad summary but story is better.

A girl hates what she is and wants something that the guy she likes can give her CONTAINS RAPE AND GRAPHIC SEX SENCE IN THE FUTURE sorry for the horrible describtion Disclaimer my name isn't Cassandra clare therefore I don't own mortal instruments.

My take on Simon's Ascension. Written before the canonical publication of it. I don't own the Mortal Instruments.

When Lila leaves her life of almost-but-not-really normality, she takes a ride with the Shadowhunters with Clary and Simon at her side. The books retold in a new point-of-view with a stunning twist of Angels and Demons and Gods. Who will come out the winner and who will have the Angel Boy at their side at the end of the fight? Read Stories 1-6 to find out. Story 1-Progess. OC-Lucy

Ocho meses después de terminar y tres meses después de ver a Alec con su nuevo novio, Magnus descubre a Alec entrando en su piso lloroso, en la madrugada. Una petición que no puede rechazar. Compañeros de piso. Malec

This is a Malec alphabet! As I go through the alphabet, each chapter will be about a word that starts with that letter. The chapters are one-shots that are unrelated to one another (unless otherwise specified). Feel free to send in requests as to what the word for any of the chapters will be!

Isabelle Lightwood pours out her feelings about Simon Lewis in her diary. One-shot.

'During my stay, I found what it feels like to love someone with your whole self, to love them unconditionally! Ill never forgive Valentine for what he did but I thank him for allowing me to figure out what love is. To find myself again.' Her whole life was ripped apart by her father, but can she find it in her to trust again? To love him? *May contain abuse & scenes of violence*

Growing up, Clary and Jace are inseparable, until tragedy strikes, and Jace isn't the knight in shinning armor that Clary once thoughts. As an adult, Jace is haunted by their childhood, feeling as though he has brought Clary to her downfall. When he learns there is a chance for redemption, Jace goes to the ends of the earth in hopes to sooth the pain that still remains.

His parabatai was his to protect. And that was exactly what he was going to do. Jalec Brofic.

La primera vez que se conocieron no fue en aquella fiesta en honor al gato. Fue mucho antes, puede que incluso demasiado para que un pequeño Alec lo recuerde. Pero Alec sí que recuerda esos ojos gatunos. Y Magnus jamás podría olvidar esos deslumbrantes ojos azules. Wi. OS.

What happens if Clary never went to the Pandemonium and missed that fateful meeting with Jace, Izzy and Alec? Clary is kidnapped by Valentine along with her mother and becomes part of Valentine's plans to take over the Clave. She meets her brother, Jonathan, before ever knowing Jace. Is their love predestined? Will they still find a way into each other's lives?

Clarissa Fray has hated Jace Wayland for as long as she could remember. When they have one night together, which results in an undesirable outcome, can they put their pasts aside? AH/OOC

After the subway split, Alec learns that he is pregnant with the warlock's child. Will he tell him and be taken back, or will he be sent away? Would he even tell the warlock, after all, he was told to never contact the warlock again? Unfortunately I own nothing here other than the plot bunny