Hello, everybody.
As of this writing and to the best of my knowledge, the True Light novels have yet to be completed, so I wanted to write my own story about Issei's first week as a harem king.
Now while he may end up marrying the entire female cast of "High School DxD," this story focuses on the eight wives he has at the end of the original light novels. Each wife will get her own chapter, and the order will be random. Or will it? Read on to find out.
Thank you for reading and enjoy.
WARNING - SPOILERS FROM LIGHT NOVEL VOLUMES 1-25.
[I do not own High School DxD. All rights belong to its original authors, creators and animators. The following is a work of fiction made for entertainment purposes.]
HIGH SCHOOL DxD:
THE HAREM KING'S HONEYMOONS
Chapter 1 - The Married Life
Issei opens his eyes. He lies naked in his massive bed, surrounded by eight naked women, in his master bedroom. He stares at the beauties cuddled around him: Rias, Asia, Akeno, Koneko, Xenovia, Irina, Kuroka and Rossweisse.
"Holy crap," says Issei, as his face turns bright red, overwhelmed by the number of exposed, voluptuous breasts. Then he notices a ring on Rias' finger. He does a double-take, and sees rings on everyone, including himself; his is a gold band with eight, teeny-tiny, engraved, red jewels; one for each bride. "Oh, yeah," he says to himself with a smile. Everything starts coming back to him.
Last night, Issei Hyoudou finally achieved his life-long dream of becoming a harem king. After turning into a devil and joining the peerage of Rias Gremory, he gradually earned the love and affection of every woman around him through his selfless actions and unmatched kindness. Once he became a high-class devil and formed his own peerage, he acknowledged his feelings for the eight most special women in his life; he confessed his love to them (which they all reciprocated), proposed to them (which they all accepted), and declared he would make love to all of them at the same time for their first time (which they all agreed to).
As a result, the last few weeks have kept Issei busy. Each of his brides wanted their wedding at a different place on a different date, all of which were scheduled and arranged by Issei's parents and his brides' parents. With Issei being the Red Dragon Emperor and the most famous celebrity in the underworld, every one of his weddings became an international event with devils, angels and all kinds of species in attendance. The first wedding was between him and Rias, the woman he loves most. But as promised, she would have to wait until Issei married the rest of the girls before she could make love to him. It wasn't long before that day finally came.
The eighth and final wedding was between Rossweisse and Issei; he was now a legal adult married to eight other legal adults. Not only that, but six of his wives (Asia, Koneko, Xenovia, Irina, Kuroka and Rossweisse) all went through a growth spurt; each of their breasts became just as large as Rias and Akeno's. And so, once the final wedding was over, Issei's eight wives (seven of whom had been waiting patiently and couldn't hold back any longer) snatched him away and locked themselves in this room. What followed was an unprecedented and historical night of passion, energy and love the likes of which the underworld had never seen before. Issei made love to all eight of his wives at the same time just like he said he would. And now they rest, basking in the afterglow of their husband's performance.
Issei carefully gets out of bed so as not to wake any of his wives. He garbs himself with a red robe, and opens the balcony door. As he steps outside and crosses the threshold, a strange sensation fills his head.
"What the hell?" says Issei, staring at the doorway. Then the realization dawns on him when he notices the doorknob. "Oh, yeah, again," he says; this isn't his bedroom. Not his real one, at least.
Last Christmas, Irina's father, Touji Shidou, gave her a magic doorknob. It leads to a room that can take the appearance of any location the user of the doorknob desires; in this case, Issei's bedroom. Michael and the angels created this Interdimensional Room (or "special room" as the girls like to call it) so that Irina, an angel, and Issei, a devil, could make love without the risk of Irina falling. Since it's the only place the two of them can properly copulate, it had to be the place where he and all of his wives could share their first night of passion. Rias and the other girls were understanding of Irina's plight, and they were more than happy to use the special room for their big night together.
Issei leans on the railing and stares at the horizon; he's on the top floor of his six-story residence in the human world. The sun starts to rise over the peaceful town. The sky is filled with chirps from the morning birds. Issei takes a deep breath, filling his lungs with the cool air.
"Well done, harem king," calls out a deep voice, startling Issei.
"Huh? Who's there?" asks Issei.
"Um, it's your hand," says the voice, followed by a green light shining within Issei's left hand.
"Oh, right, hehe. Morning, Ddraig," says Issei.
"Good morning, yourself. How are you feeling?" asks Ddraig.
Issei looks back inside, and sees all his wives sound asleep. "I feel...alive," he replies.
"I'm happy for you, Issei. You deserve this," says Ddraig.
"Thanks, man. But really, I have you to thank for this," says Issei.
"I've done nothing. All of this was achieved through your valiant efforts and fierce resolve. You are without a doubt the best partner I've ever had, Issei Hyoudou, even if you are a hopeless pervert," says Ddraig.
"Ah, I liked everything you said except that last part. But still, thanks. And what I meant was…there's no frickin' way I could've pulled off last night without your help," whispers Issei, slightly embarrassed.
"Haha, I don't doubt it. Eight supernatural beauties at the same time? You'd need the power of a dragon for that level of endurance. Luckily, you have such a power. And unsurprisingly, you managed to pull it off. Or should I say, ahem, pull it out?" jokes Ddraig, crassly.
"Oh, now who's the hopeless pervert?" says Issei.
"Guess you're rubbing off on me, haha," laughs Ddraig.
"Please just stop, dude," begs Issei.
"Anyway, Issei, what is surprising is you being the first one awake. All joking aside, I'd thought for sure you'd be more exhausted after last night," says Ddraig.
"Actually, now that you mention it..." says Issei.
"Oops, I spoke too soon. Enjoy your day, harem king," says Ddraig as the light in Issei's hand dims.
"Wait, what? Ddraig?" says Issei.
"Good morning, husband," says another voice. A pair of slender arms wrap around Issei's chest from behind, and a soft sensation presses against his back. He knows that sensation better than anyone.
"Good morning, Rias," says Issei.
Sure enough, it's Rias hugging him from behind, barefoot, and wearing a revealing nightgown; everyone else is still asleep in bed. "Aren't you cold out here?" she asks.
"Not anymore," responds Issei as he stands side-by-side with Rias, and wraps his arm around her waist. She rests her head on his shoulder. They hold each other close, warming themselves up as they watch the sunrise.
"This is nice," says Rias.
"Yeah, it is," says Issei.
"These last few weeks have been pretty hectic for you, haven't they?" she asks.
"It's been a lot, yes. But I knew what I was getting myself into when I said I'd become a harem king," he replies.
"Fufu, that's true," she says.
"Still, it's great to get a moment like this just to chill. Don't know how many more of those we'll get," he says.
"Then let's be sure to make the most out of the ones we do get, okay?" she says.
"Hell yeah," he affirms. Rias moves in front of Issei so he can hold her from behind; they stand like Jack and Rose on the bow of the Titanic.
Rias takes Issei's hands, and kisses them, making him blush. "Issei…last night was the best night of my life," she admits, slightly blushing herself.
"Yeah. Same here," says Issei.
"But…" she starts.
"What is it?" he asks.
"Is every night going to be like this?" she asks.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
Rias presses the back of her body even closer to Issei's front, flustering him even more. "I mean…I want you. I want you all to myself every now and then," she says, raising her hand to caress Issei's face. "And I'm sure the other girls feel the same. Please understand, last night was wonderful. But now that the first time's been taken care of, we need to start thinking about how we're gonna equally share you for the next time," she continues.
"Yeah, you're right. It's just, I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings. Rias, you're still my best girl. The one I love most," he says, making Rias blush and smile. "But if I start choosing which wife, or wives, to take to bed, I'm scared it might look like I'm picking favorites," he continues.
"Fufu. Who knew being a harem king would be so complicated?" she quips.
"No kidding," he says.
"You know, Issei, there's something newlyweds typically do after getting hitched. And it might just be the answer to our problem," she says.
"Really? But I, erm, thought we already did that, hehe," he says with a lecherous grin.
"No, not that, you horny idiot. I'm talking about the honeymoon," she says.
"Oh, yeah, of course. Wait, honeymoon? Does that mean...?" he starts.
"That's right. You're gonna have to go on a honeymoon with each and everyone of us," she says.
"For real?" he asks.
"For real. Relax, just think of it like a date. Only much longer, more romantic, and eight of them," she says.
"Yikes," he replies.
"It'll be the perfect opportunity for you to learn how to care for us equally without picking favorites," she says.
"And I have to do eight of them?" he asks.
"Well, you do have eight wives now, fufu," she responds.
"But that's...ugh. I don't know if I'll be any good at that," he says, feeling down.
Rias turns around, and holds Issei's face with both hands. "It's gonna be fine, Issei. I'll speak to the others and handle the order for which of us you'll date," she says.
"You'd do that?" he asks.
"Absolutely. Since I have the privilege of being your best girl, it's my responsibility to manage the others. I'll have a plan ready after breakfast, but I can only arrange the honeymoons. As harem king, you're the one who's gonna have to make the most of them for each of us," she says.
"Yeah. You bet I will," he says with a confident smile, flustering Rias even more.
"Oh, my, there you go, acting all cool again. I love you, Issei," says Rias.
"And I love you, Rias," replies Issei.
As the sun warms the town in a heavenly glow, Issei and Rias close the distance between their faces and overlap their lips.
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Half-an-hour later, Issei washes his face in his bathroom.
Everyone else is gathered downstairs in the kitchen for breakfast.
Rias, Asia, Akeno and Miki (Issei's mother) prepare the morning meal. Xenovia and Irina help set the table. In the living room, Koneko, Kuroka, Rossweisse, Ravel, Le Fay and Elmenhilde converse on the couch. Kiba and Gasper chat by the window. Azazel and Gorou (Issei's father) talk over coffee.
Issei enters the kitchen whilst yawning. He's greeted by the heartwarming sight of his big, happy family altogether. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man alive, he thinks. "Good morning, everyone," he says.
"Good morning, Issei," says everyone in unison. If they were happy before, they're extra lively now that he's here.
Xenovia and Irina each take Issei by an arm, and lead him to the table. Rossweisse pulls out a chair for him. Soon as he sits, both Koneko and Kuroka claim one leg of his lap. Akeno serves his tea, Asia serves his small plate of food, and Rias serves his large plate. Then all eight of his wives take turns feeding him.
"Here you go, Issei," says Rias.
"Open wide, husband," says Akeno.
"Please, Issei, try mine," says Asia.
"Say ah, Issei," says Xenovia.
"My turn, darling. Eat up," says Irina.
"Come on, Issei," says Koneko.
"It's yummy, Issei, nyan," says Kuroka.
"E-Enjoy, Issei," says Rossweisse.
"Uh, thanks, everyone," says Issei. While he's overwhelmed by all the attention, he couldn't be happier.
Azazel, Kiba and Gasper watch the scene with delight. Ravel, Le Fay and Elmenhilde observe and jot down notes, preparing for when they become brides of Issei themselves.
Miki sheds tears of joy. "I never thought this day would come. My baby boy's a man, loved by so many beautiful women," she says.
On the other hand, Gorou sheds angry tears of jealousy. "My son has a harem. I'm so proud, but so envious as well," he complains.
"Mom, Dad, you're killing me here," says Issei.
"By the way, Issei, I've discussed it with the girls, and the order of your honeymoons has been taken care of," says Rias as she feeds Issei.
"Great. So, uh, who's going first?" he asks.
"Hmm-hmm," giggle the eight wives in unison, leaving Issei bewildered.
Author's Note: There will be a total of ten chapters, which have already been outlined and just need to be written. My goal for this project is to publish a new chapter every month.
Thanks again for reading, and please review or PM your thoughts regarding the chapter or story.
