I'm feeding chapters of the first Harry Potter book to a textbot and the AI generates weird new chapters. Rating M because I have no clue where this is going. :)

Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavy

Traducción al español de "Remain Nameless" de HeyJude19.

"But—we have to talk about this," Sirius says. "You kiss me, and I'm dating Remus, and then you ask Evans out the next morning? You're not acting like yourself, and now you've been dodging me all day. I haven't told him, you know. I just want things to be…" Yeah. Yeah, James just wants things to be, too, but he doesn't have the luxury of pretending like they are. xx JPSB JPLE RLSB

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are two different people, living two different lives at two different times. But when they both find a mysterious mailbox that allows them to send letters to each other, they find their lives were always entwined. AU Harry never went to Hogwarts. Slightly based on the South Korean movie, Il Mare and the American movie, The Lake House.

Ron et Drago sont envoyés en mission pour attraper un mangemort qui serait parti jusqu'en Amérique du Sud. Mais en route, l'avion dans lequel ils étaient se crash. Ils se retrouvent alors sur une île pleine de danger, obligés de s'associer pour survivre. (aventure / amour / horreur) Couple : Ron et Drago. Chaque chapitre change de POV. Le premier commence avec Drago.

A simple one-shot series until I rewrite or whatever, Mistakes. Rated for multiple reasons, expect Weasley bashing

Hermione makes plans to go on a date with Ron. However, after Ron messes everything up, Hermione asks Harry out. Harry doesn't want to come between Hermione and Ron, but he ends up agreeing to go out with Hermione.

When Newt Scamander turns up at Hogwarts' Transfiguration office asking for help, Albus encounters something he's never seen in his life: a phoenix fledgling. He offers his former student his services (and his best tea) and witnesses just how much can change when a teaspoon of fire heats things up. [One-shot]

In the summer when two oddly dressed strangers turned up on his doorstep Barney West had no idea what lay ahead for him. Because as it turned out, he was a Wizard. Now with a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry the muggle-born student must navigate the Wizarding World and learn magic all while dealing with the threat from the Phantom of Hogwarts.

[...] "Et Katarina qui préférait le voir pataugé comme si il était le meilleur divertissement espéré avoir à sa disposition…C'est limite si elle n'allait pas chercher une caméra. Je vous jure, jamais là pour aider quand il faut cette traîtresse!" Ahlala... les pensées de Severus Snape qui fait face aux aléas de la vie de parents... pour notre plus grand plaisir !

Hermione Granger y Remus Lupin siempre fueron personas que eligieron ante todo hacer lo correcto en sus vidas, y a primar la responsabilidad y lealtad sobre sus propios intereses. Pero la vida los llevará a enfrentarse a los sentimientos que por años reprimieron y a tomar desiciones de cuestionable moral.

What if Tonks went for Snape instead of Lupin? This story has Tonks and Snape going on a number of side quests for the Order. Tonks needs to figure out what she wants and is willing to put up with in a romantic relationship. Snape will need to work on processing some of his traumas to become a less dysfunctional person. A story of moral growth. Explicit version on A03

"Harry leva les yeux vers le médicomage qui s'approchait. Il ne vit que des mains enfoncées dans les poches d'une robe de sorcier bleue, ou peut-être verte, ou blanche… il n'était pas sûr. Ses paupières pesaient une tonne et il avait très mal à la tête. "C'est une plaisanterie", rit nerveusement Malefoy."

Personne n'était parvenu à égaler ses cookies jusque là, pas même Benjy, si bien qu'ils étaient devenus la meilleure vente du salon de thé. Et si Marlène arrivait à fidéliser une clientèle jeune et branchée, Lily était la chouchoute de toutes les personnes âgées du quartier.

Book II of III: Harry and Daphne navigate a rapidly changing society which forces them to adapt to new challenges and question what they truly hold most dear. HP/DG

La scolarité des personnages d’Harry Potter.

AU. At Harry's August 1995 trial in front of the Wizengamot for use of underage magic and violating the Statute of Secrecy, Lucius Malfoy and Dolores Umbridge got Harry convicted, and got Harry sentenced to death by Kiss. ("Kind" Dumbledore asked that Harry be "merely" sent to Azkaban for life.) But as the Dementor is drawing close to Harry, something unexpected happens. H/Hr

Mars 1986. Harry est jeté sous le froid en pleine nuit par son oncle. Severus Rogue devra alors prendre l'enfant à charge, bouleversant sa vie d'homme à tout jamais. Severus/Harry guardian, relation père/fils. ONE-SHOT.

The second-born of Harry/Ginny and Hermione/Ron attend enter Hogwarts. Their siblings think they cleared the way for them and vanquished the dangers, but new challenges appear. Famous parents can be a benefit or a source of conflict. The second-years are supposed to protect you, but what if your number one protector is Salazar Slytherin? What if he has a secret assignment for you?

Cedric falls upon a hole-in-the-wall candy shop by chance and who should work there but Hermione Granger?

AU The smallest action can alter the course of the future. But even in a world where Remus and Tonks survive to know the peaceful times after the war, there are still obstacles to overcome, prejudices to fight, decisions to make and evil to subdue. And for a new generation, these challenges are proving just as difficult, in their own way, as the ones their parents knew before them.

While patrolling the corridors of Hogwarts, Snape stumbled upon the Golden Trio in a closed women's restroom. It was then that he learned the secret of the boy who survived and radically changed his attitude towards him. Warning: spanking.

Varios años atrás, el mundo mágico dio por muerta a la joven Bellatrix Black. Incluso su primo Sirius se olvidó de ella. Ahora, Voldemort gana poder y la Primera Guerra Mágica se acerca. Nadie sabe en quién confiar... ni a quién te puedes encontrar cuando cae la noche.

Taking place several years after 'Bare Witness' Harry and Minerva embark on a whole new aspect to their healing journey, and confronting their past. But what will Harry cope if something happens to Minerva? Will the pair be able to reconcile with their troubled pasts? TW Death, mention of suicide, depression and light romance/sexual scenes.