kmeme prompt. "Anders thinks Varric is straight and treats him like the most friend-zoned of bros-stripping down in front of him after messy battles, casually discussing past sexual exploits, sharing tents and then sleeping in his underwear, etc. Finally Varric is like, "Are you trying to drive me insane?" and Anders is like "Wait you're interested?" - PWP with a dose of humour.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Anders, Varric T.